episode 2

welcome to garage talk 420 on this what day is it Thursday afternoon evening evening 821 it's night it's not even evening more fuck you spoke too much week here like both so we get started here hello everybody welcome been a minute since we did our last podcast I mean our bottom the back number is 420 so I'm pretty sure that these people understand that we smoke weed we all love weed oh yeah it's legal in our state we're going I don't know about all the other states where you listen from or whatever it is but I know in our state we can smoke weed I can go buy weed down the road we can smoke weed at the state fair it's just great I can drive around with three ounces in my car and not get pulled over yeah but you know what hitchhike with the joint make sure you always have two joints that way you can yeah one for the driver that's why I can pick you up like thank you buddy coke on me so we got some crazy shit going on at Amazonian we got to use other names because I ain't getting sued by them we're gonna call them Amazonian we got a guy walking up in there and freaking stabbing motherfucker with a knife or switchblade in the hand bitch with a friggin seizure and an ankle injury all within like 20 minutes of each other not even 20 minutes all 20 minutes all three that happened at 20 minutes guy was apparently a former employee that got fired and decided to come back and be like nope oh shit I had a cigarette in this other pack the entire time and I didn't even know that that's cheaper okay there you go cigarettes now in our area are $15 up 16 bucks for a friggin hard pack I save a dollar with soft pack I don't know much in people's eyes but at least you know I save some money I can get a six pack for cheaper than that well 12 13 bucks after tax in the file deposit for a six pack sometimes you need that bogey I brought it I brought it down so on the last podcast is like you know I'll do on this podcast and every other podcast how's your buddy Jason oh your buddy Jason I think so now my question is I know it's a weird question and it's very do you think they switch it out before they know before he comes do you think that they don't want to know that they they were exactly I don't know I don't fucking talk to my dad I'm gonna ask about that I should I go Jason what do you take it off I know I take off thongs and t-strings granny panties or diapers man dependables yeah split-centered fucking yes it's hilarious I don't know yeah I'm gonna find something new every week to ask oh there's a lot this week was that question but you know it's something I pondered about and you know it's weird to ponder out but it's fucking hilarious he's like what he's 50 55 all right so he's still a little for he's not even halfway in the 50 yet I wonder what the oldest he's been with the one he's 17 years from a century that's crazy though you see this is one episode on that show Brickleberry and Denzel as a bar defrosting a capable century whatever old yeah but still she he defrosted the cave woman and that's the longest that's the oldest one he's ever been he would go for a record for that one what what's Jason's record you hang out with him all day long yeah but I feel like he did not talk to you the way he talks to me oh it's tough to me it's him talk about how he bangs all these hot bitches and they end up like he's three years old they got me yeah and they're tits down their knees to a path to put it right there you guys see the handshake you gotta give him a little deep picked up little man from Busta walking back the road he passed up coming through and stopped to say hello to son and my handshake coming up so there's a watch we burn out yeah he's the one that you pulled out on the main street and they zipped off and Gabba's like yeah he said I gave him this to give him a thumbs up like cool dude he's like I couldn't drive I do a lot better Jason tore up my fucking leg he's gonna come back and fill that pothole right? what? Jason's gonna come back and fill that pothole? I don't know, maybe? 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