The Evan Makeba Podcast - Episode 27: Head, Shoulders, MILFS and Toes (I'm baaaaccckkk!!)

The National Black Police Association and the Police Union are in a catch-22 situation. They can get in trouble for not enforcing the law and they can get in trouble for enforcing the law. They are literally caught in the middle. They have to be the peacemakers, the go-betweens, the middle ground. Sometimes, that means they will be unpopular, as they are currently in northern Nigeria. But at least one local reporter, who interviewed the police in Nigeria, is impressed. Others are not. The police have been the target of Boko Haram attacks and have been accused of being ineffective in their response to the kidnapping, which has resulted in the sacking of the national security adviser and the dismissal of six police officers. However, the police argue that they are doing everything they can to find the girls. “We are working day and night to ensure that the citizens of our country are secure and safe,” Commissioner of Police Ibrahim Manko told CNN. “The insurgents have been What the fuck? Now then, welcome. Thank you for downloading or streaming this podcast. Please be advised, this podcast contains strong language, spanter of a sexual or racial nature that some viewers may find offensive. If you are easily offended, please do not listen to this podcast. Spank y'all! One of the reasons why I do this podcast is because A. I don't get out of the house much and B. It builds my self-confidence So every time you guys send a donation, as cheesy as it sounds you really are making my days that bit brighter To see how you can help the show, simply check the show's show notes Oh my gosh Oh my gosh It has been seven long years I have waited on my hands Oh my gosh, I'm so excited Guys, I have waited so long to say This is the Evan McCable Podcast, episode number 27 and I will, I will, I don't know I will buy a nice bottle of wine and I don't know, stick a finger up my arse if I don't get through this episode without crying I will, I will, I don't know I will, I will, I don't know I will, I will, I don't know I will, I will, I don't know I will, I will, I don't know I will, I will, I don't know I will, I will, I don't know Evening Squire Evening Squire I am fucking shaking After seven years, seven years I am back, I am back I am back, I have waited I have wanted reasons to come back and to say hi and say what's up and wagwa and all that type of shit and I, for some reason or another I've just not done it but we're back, we're back and I promise you in the words of Dwayne The Rock Johnson I promise you, I am never going away ever again, that was a joke I probably will fucking disappear after about three episodes Guys, we're back, we're back, we're back, holy shit So, why am I back? Why specifically now? What fucking pushed me over the edge to come back now in 2023? I want to say 2022 still and I don't know why Well I honestly think I got my dick extremely wet from the whole How's my audio levels? My audio levels sound kind of quiet Hopefully that's a bit better Yes? That's a bit better, yes? Anyway, yeah I think after the whole swingers thing like and possibly because I just got complacent with the pep thing I think I spent so much time and energy in the swingers thing and trying to you know there was a part of me that did want to be an adult entertainer but there was another part of me that generally just wanted to reach out to people and what better way to reach out and touch somebody than to insert your fingers into their wife or partner I did that for like what? Five years or so? And yeah, that time was great but the thing about that time is is that like it's kind of interesting like when the money dries out like the way that the money has dried out at the moment how like there are very few people that are contacting me personally and there's even few people that like even want to like I was close to on the scene I have literally not spoken to them since just before the pandemic so like it's so crazy like to honestly like the pandemic to me feels like returning to a franchise and being set on like level one again you know a good example of this is like me playing a game like I think it's oh yeah so there was Assassin's Creed 2 right and then there was a game after that was the game after that Revolutions or Brotherhood or something like that I think it was Brotherhood so like whatever happened like in the first game like that was all good but then something at the beginning of that of the Brotherhood game happens and everything gets fucked up and you have to start from ground zero again that's what the pandemic feels like it feels like I'm having to start from playing from the bottom up again after like what the 5 years the 5, 6, 7, 8 years that I've been slowly building shit up and during the pandemic I turned 40 so there's that as well there's just so much that's going on and it's kind of crazy but I'm back for now there are a couple of ideas that I have for the podcast there are I really would like to see how this one goes I think that was the thing it was another thing as well that like during me coming back I had no fucking idea what I would do because like the first couple of episodes I did this it was mostly just like to rant about my mental health although this time I do have something of I do have something of a plan, several plans and one of these plans actually is a video that I found literally today I was my YouTube algorithm is completely fucked and I want to show you guys my fucked algorithm in fact that might even be like I want to do what I've always done and just like cut shit up into different fucking projects so maybe so do you remember like back in the day like there was the episode and then there was a bit called Fox Fox spots which eventually became its own show I've got like ideas like that maybe that's what I do so my fucked up algorithm one more project that I'm not going to announce just yet and whatever the fuck this is the core fucking podcast is but I feel that this one definitely comes up as a mental health thing and also my fucked up algorithm thing so basically I found this kid I say kid but let's be honest like if you're 40 like everybody's kids now everybody's kids now but he looks very young I'd say about like under 25 I guess and he's talking about a TV show called MILF MILF Island I think it's called MILF Island and I thought it'd be an idea to share my thoughts about the show with you guys and we can all like listen along and what not now I've heard about like 10 minutes of this before obviously I just wanted to see how good the content was and a lot of things to dive into I'm going to let him do the intro I am going to close this because I don't need this anymore no and yeah I'm going to let him share I'm going to get a bottle of water as well I'll be back in a sec and I wish there were more dating shows there simply are not enough and also I only have one TV channel that's TLC well you probably don't exist but if you did I'd say you my friend are in luck because last Sunday the new hit dating show MILF Manor dropped on TLC the learning channel TLC that one or as it's better known these days the look at those people aren't you glad that that's not you of course I was excited when I found out about this show because even without watching it for a second I knew it was going to be the perfect storm of cringe and I was right but my excitement was misplaced because man this was a this was a hard watch the show is basically a group of moms going out to this island retreat to find love and just like most dating shows like this they may find love they may find drama they may get their hearts broken maybe made fun of on youtube.com now while the show does air on TLC I was able to watch it with my discovery plus subscription sorry my second discovery plus subscription also the way he sets up jokes the way he sets up jokes is kind of cringe like he kind of he does he does a lot of the shit that I kind of do like back in the day like there are certain jokes that like have like like need beats so he does that a few times and far too many times for my liking personally but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but 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