AirATFlight

Attention remaining athletic trainers, this is your captain speaking. As we are making our final year of descent, I ask that you return to your seats, have them in their upright positions, and prepare to crash. As we just finished nine long months of air, our aircraft is fucked up. We have five missing windows, two of the emergency exit doors have been opened, and we have already lost many of our fellow athletic trainers. We have three of the engines on fire and the wheels are stuck and will not come down. We are coming in hot and fast. Once we land, we all are instructed to hydrate with your favorite beverage until CRS settles in. I would like to take this time to express our gratitude. The remaining crew have been with us since the beginning, but they have already jumped ship, so yeah, it's just us. So buckle up, motherfuckers, this year's airplane is about to come to a full and abrupt stop. For those returning next year, we will be boarding our 2023-2024 plane in the near future. Please keep an eye out for this departure information as departure dates and ties may change. Up here in the AT cockpit, I want to thank you for flying Air AT, but we don't get paid enough for this shit.