AirAT

Attention all remaining anti-shanners, this is your captain speaking. As we are making our final year in descent, I'm asking you to return to your seats, have them in their upright position, and prepare to crash. As we just finished nine long months in the air, our aircraft is fucked up. We have five missing windows, two of the marine exits are already gone, as we've had several members leave during the flight. Three of our engines are on fire, and our wheels are stuck and won't come down. We are coming in hot and fast. Once we land, you are all instructed to head to Applebee's for your need of hydration and mental care. As we express our gratitude to our marine crew, but they have already jumped ship as well. So has just us. So buckle up motherfuckers, this year's airplane is about to crash. We'll be boarding our 2023-2024 plane next August. Please keep an eye out for your departure information. Thank you all for flying Air Haiti.