Dumbest Podcast On Your Desk ep.#1

The transcript is a conversation between two podcast hosts. They start by joking around and discussing different flavors of alcohol. They then discuss a disturbing story about a white ex-Marine who choked a black homeless man on a subway. They express their anger and disbelief at the situation, including the fact that a Christian organization started a GoFundMe for the defendant. The hosts also question why the victim's family didn't help him when he was homeless. They end the conversation by joking about a jackpot sound and winning money. Let's start with you putting your mouth to that microphone like you're supposed to. What do you want to start with, big guy? I mean, let's get back into the hooch, why not? All right, hooch it is. By the way, this is the dumbest podcast on your desk. I am Manny McDoucherson. And I am Clayton Kegg. Yeah, I fucked that up. Uh-oh, uh-oh, what happened? Ah, shit. Hey, turn the mic down on that thing. Turn the mic down on that thing. There we go. Okay, now try it again. Oh, my God, this is fucking terrible. Technical difficulties already on this episode. Good times had by some. All right, so should we do that again? Nah, fuck it. No, no, no, I think we should redo it if you got it figured out. Let's go ahead and redo this and we can edit this part out. And if not, then hey, how's it going, guys? Whatever. I'm definitely not editing that out. Anyway, once again, this is the dumbest podcast on your desk. I'm Manny McDoucherson. I like it. I love it. I want some more. Yeah, don't let that motherfucker tell you that shit. Oh, man. Yeah, no, I don't see. I feel like our first episode, we just kind of rambled and talked some shit. Kind of trying to find our voice. Oh, yeah, we got a thousand more episodes before that happens. Well, that's true. You're definitely not wrong there. But I just hope that people want to still give the show a chance after that first one, where we just kind of rambled on about fucking memories. And I mean, you know, me and this guy, we've known each other for years. We've been through a lot of bullshit. With that being said, let's talk about some hooch. I feel like hooch is in order for this talk. What do you think? Apparently, there's a lemon gin or is either lemon gun or lemon gin. The fuck is this? Lemon gin hooch. Raspberry and lemon gin. Mango and lime rum. What the fuck is this? And it's hooch. I mean, because that's kind of almost sound like it could be something else. Hey, that's what the picture says. All right. Different flavored hooch is from what I remember. Yeah, I just remember hooch being either what somebody made in their house or orange. And there's only one. I keep seeing like Hooper's hooch or whatever. I want to say there was an Anderson's hooch at one point that was really, really good. I could be wrong on the name, but I really believe it was Anderson's hooch. Man, you want to know what I've really been wanting to try for the longest time? Gunderson's nuts. I bet you have. You like the salty, salty flavor of Gunderson's nuts, huh? Hey, hey, they actually come in wasabi flavor. Ooh, wasabi. Now, you can't go wrong with wasabi. I mean, I'm sorry about downing the whole nuts thing. Yeah, wasabi's good, man. Like, that's good stuff. Fucking Gunderson's nuts. All right, where's my drink? I mean, I guess it could be worse. I mean, it could be Gundersack's nuts. Or Gunderson's sacks. You know, there's gonna be some Fremundo there. Is it cheese flavor? Gouda. Gouda, in fact. Oh, God. Yeah, from another podcast. Oh, God. I don't think we should say their name on there. No, it's the name of a hand puppet from another podcast. And I can't think what the name of the puppet is. But the puppet always talks about what happened to her late husband. And it always comes down to, it was the Gouda that got him. I do know exactly what you're talking about. I cannot remember that puppet's name for the life of me as well. That's really throwing me. Good stuff, though. That is definitely good stuff there. Oh, God. Anyway, what you got? Well, I actually did a little bit of a search. And I came across a story that's quite honestly disturbing to me. Are we getting into the Christians? I think so. All right. Fucking goddamn Christians, man. I just want to know why they would set up a GoFundMe page for somebody like this. And actually earn up to, now it's up to $800,000 for a guy named Daniel Penny, who apparently choked out a black homeless man on a New York subway. And he's a white ex-Marine. And I'm sorry, to me, that's just screaming hate crime. And that has not been brought up as far as it being a hate crime. But Jordan Neely did, in fact, die due to this guy choking him. And as far as what I've seen from people that witnessed this, it was unprovoked. One of the funniest thing about you bringing this up is that ain't nobody going to hear this at the time of while this is happening. You're probably right there. But still, fuck this guy. Oh, yeah. Fuck this guy. Oh, yeah. I'm not saying that this guy is a fucking saint and should be treated as such. And I've heard that the video is out there, and I haven't seen it. But from the people that have described it to me, says that they see the man go limp. Which I've seen a number of people get choked out in UFC. And not one person, as I know yet, have died getting choked out in UFC. That's true. Because they do know restraint in mixed martial arts, as far as fights go. They do know their own restraint. They can tell when somebody is going out, and they know when to let go. And so and having said that, it's fucking wild that it's like, so the man doesn't get murdered. He's only getting manslaughter. And he choked him till he went limp. And then he kept choking him and tried to claim that he was fearing for his life. And even with the witnesses from the little bit that I read was like, yeah, like that man didn't try to attack anybody. He was just minding his own business and got choked out. But yet again, I haven't seen the video. I will say he did. He was apparently, you know, obviously saying he was hungry and thirsty. And I was not sure he was begging for change. That's still no reason to choke this man out like he wasn't being volatile to anybody. It was completely unprovoked. And honestly, I want to I mean, if he's this this reactive to somebody who's non threatening, I really do want to question his background during his military time. I want to know, was this guy ever in trouble for anything similar to this? I have not checked into it. I have not. But it really makes me want to. And there is another question of mine that actually goes for Neely's family. Like, you guys know they were he was homeless. You guys were seeming to be OK with him being homeless. And now he's dead. And now you act like you give a shit. I don't understand that. Yeah, that is wild, isn't it? It's something. I mean, yeah, they did set up a GoFundMe page. And last I seen, they were up to like fifty nine thousand for his funeral costs and whatnot. But why is it when he finally died? Now the family steps up. Now the family gives a shit. I'm sorry if you fucking care about the guy. You wouldn't let him be homeless to begin with. I'm sorry. You guys would have helped him. I mean, maybe there was a drug issue. I don't know. Maybe that's why they didn't help him. I'm not sure. I did not look that deep into it. I read the story and it pissed me off, quite frankly. Yep. Understood. Understandable. I mean, dude, like, honestly, and then there's a Christian organized company that decided it was a good idea to start a GoFundMe page for the defendant, Daniel Perny. And they have reached eight hundred thousand dollars for this man. For his defense fund. Is this like, so it's like, seriously? Like what in the hell? I get it. You don't give a guy a chance and whatnot. But I'm sorry. This guy cold bloodedly murdered this guy for no fucking reason. So even a Christian person should be like, fuck that guy. That's my opinion. I don't know. I don't understand why people are even giving money to this guy for his possible bail or possible counsel pay. I just I don't understand. I would look at that and be like, fuck that guy. I ain't giving him a dime. You know, this is one of the things that is making me what is making me wonder is just like who like who is the person that's supposed to turn the other cheek him? Well, I mean, he just want to turn the other cheek and be seen what this guy did. You know, honestly, Jesus would have looked at this guy and said, I am not going to die for your fucking sins. I'd be dead ass like Jesus would have been like, no. Wow. You're a dead ass bandwagon now. Actually, I don't even know why I said that. I don't know why I said that. And quite honestly, before you even pointed it out, even I was like, what? I really was, man. I said, what? And then you had to go and fucking point it out. Thank you. Thank you. And you know what? Quite honestly, let's go ahead and get this going. Let's get it started. This is why your money. That's the money. It was the money. Are you serious? Oh, my God. So now now we're going to have to talk about this. For sure. Nothing against Neely, but, oh, God, we got to talk about this sound from a fucking. What do you call those slot machines, man? That's like the jackpot sound from a slot machine, which is still fucking money. That is the worst slot machine I have ever fucking heard. You know, it doesn't fucking matter as long as it's pumping out money that you fucking win. All right. It can make the shittiest sound in the fucking world. As long as it's giving me fucking money, I don't give a shit. It's like, hey, guess what? Hit that button again. Hey, guess what? He didn't get any fucking money. Now you're trying to say that's the sound it's going to make when I didn't fucking win a goddamn dime. I call bullshit on that. Hey, you still you still won four dollars today. You're damn fucking right. I did. You know what? That four dollars is going to go to another fucking lottery ticket, which I'm hoping to win another four fucking dollars. So actually, at that point, you wish you you hope you're going to win another ten and not have to give anybody six dollars out of the ten. To be fair, he's 100 percent right. There's no doubt about that. Now, anyway, you're taking me away from this goddamn jackpot sound. I sure the fuck was. Yeah, I know. It's not working. It's like I'm stuck on this goddamn jackpot sound. Anywho, this is the noise that you have been on a borderline of crying over ever since you got the fucking thing. Yes, it's not as good of a fucking sound as you really think it is. OK, well, you know, I mean, it could be fucking worse. It could really be fucking where you want to hear what's worse than that. Well, me farting. Well, that's probably fucking on point. She's like, well, yeah, I would hope so. I don't even know where I was going with this. Yeah, good. See, I did to you by accident what you tried to do to me on purpose. And again, that's why your money, that's why your money. Every time, every time you do that, you're going to say that's money. I would say that's shitty. And now we know how that's going to go. And we are going to continue it. It's like, yeah, the Duke and the Keg are green. Within the first recording, just just expect a lot more of this, guys. Expect a lot more. Oh, God, no, I actually completely forgot that we had the argument about a robot chicken. And we was just talking about this. And he pointed out that I was wrong. And I pointed out that I wasn't. And then he looked up. It turns out I was the entire time. Yeah, you can go back and listen to that episode. And it's one that we have both seen numerous times. For whatever reason, I remembered it completely wrong. And this is the point he's going to make because he's going to want me to act like I wasn't wrong. But I know after he looked it up and I do admit after he looked it up, I was wrong. And again, that's why he's fucking money. Again, I'm just going right to the that shitty every time. It's going to end up being a catchphrase that I don't want. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. There's going to be T-shirts that just says that shitty. But of course, we're going to have to counteract that with shirts that says that's money. I can't believe it. What side are you on, guys? You're going to be on Manny McDougall's side. You're going to be on Clayton Keg's side. Decide what the shirt you buy. Think carefully. Or don't. Just buy it. Oh, yes, Lord. It is. That's good stuff. That is definitely good stuff. Oh, dude, dude, I got this. I got this going, man. We're about to fucking kind of run through shit faster than expected. OK, OK. But, man, all right. So I had this thought because of how recently I just got this smartwatch and whatnot. It is a nice watch. I will give it to you. Dude, it made me wonder. It made me wonder whether or not if a smartwatch is either capable or can't keep track of how many pumps you do during sex. Oh, I mean, I did. Do you have the exercise app on it? I mean, I'm wondering, does that count? I mean, it's got to be some kind of exercise. I mean, if I know for this particular one, you can set it up as other workout and it'll still keep track of like your heart rate and it doesn't really keep track of much else. Just your heart rate. Well, I can tell you this much. You can stop giving me that eye because I'm not going to fucking work this out with you. I'm not going to try to find this out with you. He looks totally baffled. And now batting, Mike Piazza. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Yeah, that was on you. That was on you. I'll totally take it because that was that was ridiculous. It's like you just said you didn't want to. That's true. That's true. But now we're talking about another subject. Oh, God, this is going to be a long 45 minutes to an hour, but it's kind of expected. Yeah, I mean, it's good that anytime we get together and do anything like, you know, I think we started this up to begin with. We really should find ourselves a programmer to make this app that be like a third party app for smartwatches. Hmm. All right. Like it'd be it'd be something that you have to like get one of those like old school heart rate monitors that you like wrap around your chest. Now, is this just for strictly the experiment that you were discussing earlier? Oh, about what? About I mean, like accurate with sex, you know, like that doesn't track you for sex. No, I wasn't. I wasn't saying that whether or not if it does. I was saying if there is an app or something that can do that. Oh, see, once again, I fucking misheard you just like an earlier thing that we did in the past. And yeah. Yeah. If I had to if I had the editing chops to edit that in right here, I would go right into it. You probably can. You're just being fucking lazy at this point. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. Yeah. See, that's the thing about being new to this bullshit, is that I am trying not to fuck up that much. And then then then we segue into that conversation and then I'm gonna have to cut the whole fucking conversation out. I feel like we're gonna have to put that conversation in somewhere. I mean, that that was that was a funny ass conversation that I totally misheard. Yeah. And we definitely need to bring that in at some point. Yeah. So anyway, we should get ourselves we should straight up like I mean, we should do this, but I know we're not, which I'm which I'm assuming that if there's anyone out there in a region within the sound of this voice to just go ahead and do it, because I know I know some I know some of y'all know how to work a fucking computer better than I fucking can. So, hey, get on it. I want to know how many pumps I'm not having during sex because. Because, hey, yeah, this sums it up perfectly because I broke my head. Big Douches in sex life. I'll buy that for a dollar. And of course, a dollar equals money. If you guys could have seen the disappointing look on his face, it was great. You know what? Man, the sad part is, is that the people who are initially going to start listening to this are going to know me and they're going to know what that disappointing look look like. They're definitely not wrong there. They will know for sure. Oh, my God. But then again, most of the people, you know, I know as well. So I mean, they're also going to know what kind of fuckery I'm about anyways. Speaking of people we know, it's fucking crazy. But speaking of people we know, you remember, oh, God damn it. Spirit of Revolt, right? Yes. I told you about their new band. You did mention it. Yes. They are opening for Crusades, July 29th. And Crusades is also very good. And people, well, I know. Well, you know of one, you know the other. But yeah, yeah. But but still, yeah, dude, supposedly right now, and I don't know how long this is going for, but the tickets are buy one, get one free. I haven't I haven't gotten mine yet because I still need to double check the date because I think it's either Saturday or Sunday. That is amazing. And I would love to go. But I don't know. Probably can't afford it right now. I got other stuff going on. And that's not to say anything about these bands. These bands are amazing people, especially if you're into the metal world. These guys are phenomenal and worth seeing. So if you know the bands we're talking about, if you know the show we're talking about, get on out there and see them. They are excellent. Crusades, look them up at www.crusades.com. And if I remember correctly, I probably should have looked that up beforehand. If push comes to shove, I'll add an addendum or something at the end of this with the actual website really is. But I'm pretty sure it's crusades.com. C-R-U-S-A-D-I-S-T dot com. And that right there is a nice, shameless plug. I love it. I know. I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that. I do like it's like it'd be really funny if we just like started like commercial commercial boats just like if you like just start straight up plugging crusades wherever they fucking are in a fucking country because they are on tour. Oh, you know, going back to the one story we talked about, there is the name of this place that we did not mention, which is the people that raised the funds for Daniel Penny is Christian Crowdfunding. There was something more to that, but Christian Crowdfunding. Look that part up. The rest will come up. And I am still questioning why. And moving on, I mean, I did hear about this one story. I don't know if you actually looked into it yourself. Probably not because of who you are. I think, oh, of course, you know, like me to research. It's really funny that I'm going to talk about something later that I actually did have to do research for. You know, he just felt like that was enough, guys. He felt like that was enough. Oh, yeah. Wait till you hear me talk about it. You're really going to learn more in depth with your research than I did on mine. And I'm kind of no, I absolutely did not. Oh, OK. We are on the same equal ground of research. I love it. As Bender would say, we're boned. No, probably. Probably. But hey, guys, thank you for joining us. Moving on. Let's talk about this. That swarm of flying ants. They took over a Pennsylvania cafeteria and forced them to close early. I don't understand anymore. I don't get it. And I know people are going to get pissed about this, but there is a lot of fucking pussies nowadays. Do when I was in school. Now, this has never happened to me, but I guarantee you the school I went to had this have happened, they would have been like eat around them. You'll be fine. And I don't understand. They're fucking flying ants. Is there is there an explosion sound on that thing? You know, there is not. But but that's probably what it would sound like in my school because of these flying ants. There would have been people all over the place. Just I got this one. There should be an explosion sound. We need to fucking record one for that. But they closed the school down. And this is in Humboldtstown, Pennsylvania, and they closed the school down at 10 a.m. on May 12th due to a ridiculous swarm of flying ants. School was projected to continue on the following school day, which would be Monday, because I'm pretty sure that was a Friday. And all you bastard, the school usually ends at two thirty. It's a fucking middle school. Most people know that. I don't know why they even threw that in there, but they fucking did. But apparently, I mean, obviously, it could still be problematic because, you know, they get confused a lot with termites. You know, they like to be in warm, wet places so that they can build their nests. You know, so there's obviously a bigger problem in the school other than this, obviously, if they're there. But again, when I was going to school, that problem technically would not have been a problem. I don't know what else to say. It's like, yeah, apparently these kids. Oh, man, you just made me you just made me remember when I was in high school and I wasn't in the cafeteria at the time. But I remember hearing like six different people talk about the exact same thing. And it was in it wasn't exactly the same, but it was all relatively the same. Right, right. Man, I can't remember boy or girl, but straight up picked up a cheeseburger and right before they were about to go and like take a bite out of it, a fucking rope straight up crawled out of her seat and started crawling up her arm and shit right in the cafeteria. Did they stop school? Because there you go. Nowadays, if that would have happened, though, that school would have closed early because it was a fucking roach in a goddamn hamburger. What the hell? Yeah, it's just like, yeah, back then it's just like, well, here's another here's another cheeseburger. Hopefully that one's fine. There's like whatever you do, don't look at the cheese. Yeah, yeah, that's been around. Oh, man, I don't know, man. Kids, kids today, though, they are definitely not the same as we were when we were younger. And oh, my God, it's kind of sad, man. It really is like you got to dance around them nowadays. It's ridiculous. Yeah, don't have kids. Don't have kids, Joe. And if you do, raise them better. Man, you know what? Man, I just know I'm going to get hate fucking mail for that shit. I know I am. My wife's probably going to be one of them, like fucking asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Email us. And what is it? You're not going to start. 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Especially since I used to somewhat speak Spanish at one point in time, and I still, till this day, say that anybody that calls someone else a pendejo, granted, I understand the way that it is translated is a harsher word for idiot, but a harsher word slash phrase for idiot in America is asshole. So, in my opinion, and granted, this is a dumb segue into just dumb bullshit that I'm just going to keep doing over and over again, but anyway, I still feel that if I call anybody a pendejo, I'm calling them an asshole. Yeah, absolutely. And that's what most people translate it to, so it works. Now, I understand that there is the word for the literal asshole slash butthole, but then, at that point, I think it's kind of disrespectful. Well, I mean, a lot of people see things differently, you know? If I thought of you as, oh God, I just now noticed your hat for the first time. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, it sucks. Not a Venom fan, huh? It was like, no, just, you know, it just sucks. It would be cool if he wore it, that's the problem. No, because I wouldn't wear it. Hey, I unfortunately don't wear ball caps. You know that. I do know that, and you know, I think you're really straying away from what you were getting at. Oh, about me calling you a culetto? There you go, that's the word, all right. The word of the day. The word of the day. We're not doing the word of the day, that's not a thing, don't worry about it. I'm a rhinestone cowboy. I think that should be the phrase of the month. No, that's going a little too far. No, see, no, it's not a thing either. Okay, guys, that's not a thing as well. Please do not send us anything saying this should be the phrase of the month. We are not doing phrases of the month. Yeah, and anyway, you would have heard this way after... Oh, absolutely, but that's not really the point at all. We recorded this whenever we were recording it. You're listening to it now, you know. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Bob's your uncle. I mean, is he your uncle? I don't fucking know, I don't know you people. I'm going to keep working that into, like, multiple episodes. Incest is a hell of a thing. Now you got your uncle, dad's going to get mad at you. Your sister, mother's going to fucking really be mad at you. That's why we need the explosion, because right before you said that, just boom. I think. Because then you know some fuckery's coming. Boom. I think. You know, speaking of words, by the way. Here's a word that I really don't understand. As true as that is. This is a word that I don't know why this is such a degrading word. But if you call somebody a motherfucker, wouldn't some people take pride in that? Like, yeah, I am a motherfucker, because I fucked your fucking mother. I mean, I'm sorry. That is not that degrading. And it should not be that bad of a word. In fact, that should be like a trophy word. See, that's why I feel like I actually never really thought about that with the word motherfucker. But I've thought about that with the phrase son of a bitch. Because it's just like. Well, in some of our cases, our mothers were a bitch. I'm just saying. Yeah, that's true. So. So like in those cases, I'm not like. Yeah, but it's just like. You've met my mom. You know, I wasn't going to try to go there. But for real. I love you, by the way. I do. Just in case you decide to listen to this. But to be real, which is you were a bitch when I grew up. I actually never even thought about. Never even thought about. Well, to be fair, though, my mom's probably cool with that because she knows she fucking knows. That's what makes me happy is that I'm never going to get to listen. Oh, yeah. Because I know she's listening to it now and I just don't even realize it. And he's probably just like, what? What have I done to have my son sit in a room with another dude for 45 minutes to an hour talking about nothing? Which is, you know, that's that was something that I thought about with this podcast. Dude, this this is the Seinfeld of fucking podcast. It's really a podcast about nothing. Overall, overall. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, the fucking ridiculousness. Like, I'm surprised. I'm surprised that the fucking word has to come out. Oh, there it is. There it is right there. Yeah. Now that that's the that's the word. That's the word for the show. Money shot. Did I deserve that? Absolutely not. No, no. You don't have to deserve it for it to be there. But I unfortunately was just given the weirdest facial ever. Oh, there you go. Money shot. There you go. Now that's shitty. Undeserving for sure. Undeserving for sure. But, you know, speaking of your mom and my mom, that does honestly bring me to another subject. Fucking insurance companies. What the fuck is wrong with them? And what gives them the fucking right or knowledge to know what you need more than your fucking doctor does? Because let's face it, man. I mean, and I know you probably know some of the same heartaches and headaches that I've dealt with currently with my mom. Where insurances will just stop paying for shit that, you know, they need. The doctor knows they need. And yet they're like, I don't need it. They're fine. We're not going to pay for it. Yeah. Like like chemo treatments. Chemo treatments are in my mom's case. Insulin. I'm sorry. These physical therapy, too, right? Yes. Insulin therapy as well. Yes, they did stop paying for that as well. Well, it's easy to know what the problem is. It's all money. And you know what? That's kind of bullshit because they are insurance companies for a fucking reason. And I don't give a fuck what they say. If they're fucking supposed to pay for shit, you're fucking paying these goddamn companies. You're paying the fucking a lot of goddamn money. Yeah. And they're just going to turn around and say, we're not going to pay for your shit no more. Then why the fuck am I paying you? You know what I mean? Yeah. I just I don't fucking understand. These people are fucking wrecking homes, wrecking lives, and they don't give a fuck. They are literally the most legal, legit thieves ever. And it's fucking bullshit. It's ridiculous. And I'm fucking very pissed off about it. And I'm sorry. This right here should be a Clayton's corner. It really should. Are we doing that? You know, I was hoping so. I don't know if we're doing it. I was kind of hoping to make it a thing. I don't know if we're doing that, but this would be a perfect Clayton's corner if we were doing it. Because these insurance companies are really fucking just ripping people off. That's the bottom line. They're taking your fucking money and then they're deciding upon themselves what they're not going to cover, even though you're fucking paying them. It's fucking bullshit. And I almost feel like if you want, we can move on because I'm just getting agitated with this conversation. Like, honestly. And, again, I know it's something that you probably dealt with yourself with your mom. And your mom was a wonderful woman, man. She really was. Still sorry for your loss on that. And I just I really feel like these insurance companies, you know, most of them maybe don't have families. But what about the people that work in insurance companies that have fucking families? They know the fucking battle. They know the fucking fight. Do they just not have souls? I mean, is that what's going on here? No, they don't. I really do believe they fucking don't. I really do. I fucking believe they are soulless creatures that need to still continue to burn in hell. But for some way, they found a fucking way here. Now they're not fucking leaving without fucking everybody in the world over. With no Vaseline. Absolutely none. And on top of that, the biggest fucking Louisville slugger they could find. Oh, yeah, it's brutal. We're going deep. Yeah, we're going deep. You know, they got what they said most. That is what they said. For sure. Wow. I can't believe I can't believe that song literally just popped in my head. I used to love that group growing up. But still, you know what? Whatever gets me over there, because I was really getting pissed off. Whatever whatever gets you off. Oh, Jesus. Another shot. Now, Clayton took a facial. There you go. Goes around, comes around. You know what? Honestly, instead of this is moving back to Clayton's Corner. Instead of Clayton's Corner, it should be Clayton's Tap. Oh, I like it. Yes, I do, too. I do like that. And honestly, there is a reason for that to make sense. And I guess you'd have had to see me wrestle to know what that meant. I'm not just going to go out and tell you because fuck you guys. No, I love you guys. Don't take it. I don't. Not all of you. I don't know all of you, but the ones I do know and the ones that know me, you know I love you. It's funny how quick it's like I did not take long to just be like, I don't love all of you. I'll tell you that right motherfucking now. Dude, no. You definitely were like, everybody else get under that fucking bus. I wouldn't go that far. I still want the listens. I'm just saying I don't love all of you. Absolutely, man. We are not hating you if you're listening to us. If you're listening to somebody else and you're saying fuck us, then fuck you. No, no. If you're listening to us and you hate us, keep listening to us. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yes. Dude, no. Hey, my whole wrestling career, I was a bad guy. I love it when you fucking hate me. Go ahead and hate me. I don't give a fuck. Hey, you know what? He loves it when you hate him. Yeah, so just keep listening. Keep hating me. Whatever. That's why we're still friends. He loves to hate me, and I love it that he hates me. It works out. Hey, you know what? That's fucked up, isn't it? That's why this relationship is money, baby. See, there he goes. Hating on me again. Hey, nobody's going to do it. And Mrs. K can't do it 24-7. Oh, she does. She absolutely does. Oh, wow. Then that happens. Oh, God. All right, so, yeah, we're about 39 in. Should we just go ahead and get to the douche of the week? I think it's definitely time, man, this douche of the week. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah, let me get back to that. Oh, my God. Oh, man. So, of course, by the time y'all end up hearing this, it's going to be— All right, this will already be old news by then. Oh, yeah. That's even if y'all heard it to begin with. Oh, yeah, that's true, too. But, yeah, I've also heard this talked about on a different podcast, and it's quite hilarious because I found out about it. Probably through them. No. Oh, okay. It actually popped up on my phone in the news feed, which was really— well, not the Facebook news feed. No, I know exactly what you're talking about, and that's actually where I got the one story from, was that same news feed through my phone. So I know what you're talking about. Okay, all right. This fucking guy. So, the douche of the week is— actually, let me get his name because I can't remember. All right. The douche of the week is DavidNeil52. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. That's the sound of his name being called out because nobody gave a fuck, and there is reason. Okay, so in other words, I'm going to have to try to edit that to make that sound funny. No, it works, man. It fucking works. No, not that. I'm talking about the pause, the fact that it took so long for you to figure out what the fuck you were doing. Well, you know, these glasses are just for show, bro. You know what? I'm not editing this out. I'm keeping all of this in. The glasses are just for show, man, just so you know. The glasses are just for show, man, just so you know. Anyway, David Neil, who is a suspect in sucking a hotel guest's toes. The headline reads, a Hilton Hotel guest says he woke up to the night manager sucking his toes. A hotel guest in Tennessee told police he woke to find the night manager sucking his toes. David Neil. Oh, I didn't have to scroll down that far. 52 admitted, admitted. Now, I'm not going to say allegedly here because according to this article, he admitted. Yeah. Allegedly goes out the window. And once you admit it to entering the hotel room, but claimed it was because he smells smoke. Can I just add? Nobody else knew there was a fire. Nobody else smells smoke. This guy's full of fucking shit. I mean, we're all full of shit, but at certain points, I think we need to start saying his pants was full of shit because technically we're all, we don't have proof that his pants were full of shit, but we do. Actions are definitely showing that he was full of shit. Oh, and I really hope that, uh, if this actually makes it to, uh, Nashville, Tennessee, I hope y'all stay away from this douche. Yeah. I mean, this guy's a year, to be honest with you, a douche bag, douche waffle, twat waffle. I mean, I guess we can really call them. I mean, did you see the picture of this guy? I mean, this guy just looks like a fucking creep. I mean, he does. This guy just looks like somebody you don't want to fucking see. You don't want to be in the fucking same room with this guy. Like this guy looks. Actually won't let me see. Oh, no. Continue reading. There you go. Right here. Hold on. I can get it right here. Wow. There's actual. Oh, wait, what? There's footage. I did not see footage, but this picture of him is definitely something. I mean, he is a creepy looking out. Oh, no, wait, I gotta, I gotta listen to this. Wait, he's out on bond, aggravated burglary and assault, sexual assault. Actually, that might not be right. No. Oh, okay. Allegedly committed sexual acts. Yes. It should be a sexual assault. Neil sucking on his toes, confronting him and recognize, recognize him as a member of the staff. Yes. I did see that. Yeah. That came in to deal with a TV issue the night before. Yeah. There was a TV issue in his room. Like they didn't specify what the issue was, but he was definitely one of the people that came in to address this problem with his TV. So obviously, I mean, judging from the picture, I mean, how could you mistake the guy? There's no way that you would be like, I'd ever seen you before. If you were in my fucking room and you look like this, I fucking know that you were in my fucking room. I know for a fact because you look like a fucking freak. Dude, we're going to have to, uh, and I'm sorry, man. Like, honestly, my opinion, men's feet are fucking ugly. So, I mean, I don't mind a pretty fucking woman's foot. Like, this guy is just fucked in the head from day one. This guy is fucked. Police alleged a sleeping hotel guest that woke to the night manager suspect. Now, wait, no, we can skip past that. Brennan said he confronted Neil as he recognized him as one of the hotel employees who had entered his room the previous day. Actually, I missed that when you said that, cause I was listening to the, to the thing. There's a guest room, but claimed it was because he smelled smoke and wanted to check on the guest, but he was still found sucking his toes. And either way, you, I mean, you'll, you'll hear what I said when you go back in and we do the editing and all that. I mean, you'll hear it. It's fine. However, the authorities noted that Neil had not told security about the apparent smell of smoke and there were no other complaints about the smell of smoke. Well, here's another thing I want to bring up. They did not recover the key card that this guy had access to make copies of key cards. He made the key card to get into this room. He's thrown it away. At least. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, honestly, this is what I call bullshit because he says he threw it away. How much did they really dig into the fact that he possibly threw it away? I mean, they didn't really check him. I don't think. They didn't check his house. I don't think. They didn't check the garbage around the place he worked. I don't think. Like how truthful is it that he threw it away? Then he threw it away. Or did he keep this as some kind of sick fucking trophy for later? Like, oh, yeah, I remember that guy's toast. I mean, honestly, man, like, oh, yeah, I remember that. I fucking love those crusty toast. I mean, seriously, man. Oh, I mean, honestly, I mean, there's no proof that says he threw it away. He says he threw it away in the country. Ah, that's good enough for us. The safety and security of our guests and team members is our highest priority. Which was so apparent by hiring this guy to begin with. We are working closely with the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department, and as part of company policy, we do not comment on ongoing investigations. But they did comment enough. I mean, and I mean, really, there was a background to this guy. Did you see the background to this guy? No, I've never made it that far. So, I mean, he had some, I believe, batteries or assaults at some point. He did have a lot of DUIs, a lot of thefts. I didn't have a lot of DUIs. I mean, I did not, I mean, who doesn't? I mean, God damn it. If you didn't live a good life, you probably don't have a DUI. I mean, fucking Christians, fucking Christians. Um, at any rate, I did not see anything like sexually in his background, but it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. It didn't happen. It just means he didn't get caught for it until this fucking moment. You know what I mean? But there was a background to him. Like, he, you know, he had questionable background. I don't know. So he, so he's the Dahmer of fucking thefts? Well, I mean, Dahmer at least got away with it longer. I mean, like you just said, we don't know how long he was getting away with this. You're, you're right. You're right. We don't know. I just have to assume in this moment that Dahmer got away with it longer. Okay. I'm, I'm just assuming this right out the gate. Oh, that was also a different fucking time. Oh yeah. I mean, there was no cameras. It was, there was nobody with fucking cell phones that could like, Oh, Hey, check this guy out. You know, people were, they were tougher, but they were seemingly a little dumber at the time. You know, I hate to say it. I do. I mean, you guys were smart. Don't get me wrong. But at certain moments, when it came to certain situations, I disagree. Of course you would. Disagree. He just doesn't want the hate mail that he knows I'm going to get for it. And I don't give a fuck. I don't know. I'm just, I'm surprised that you said that they were smarter. Not, not smarter, but smarter than, uh, smarter. I said in certain situations, they were smarter, but certain situations, they were dumber at the time in that time period. And that's actual factual. Go ahead and look it up. It's factual. No. Anyway, thanks for tuning in. It was my pleasure. Actually, it wasn't because if it was my pleasure, I would have came at some point, and I did not. And since that did not happen, uh, yeah, there was no pleasure. This fucking guy. This fucking guy. Uh, but yeah, guys, thank you for listening. Hopefully, um, you'll come back and listen to more of our, uh, new shenanigans. I like it. We're going to coin it, and it's a done deal, because it's money. Till next time, guys. Peace. 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