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Hi y'all! Hey Kirsten left us so yay! Yeah, I don't know where Kirsten went. I don't either. He walked away and was fine. His computer is still here. What is he doing? Did he walk away? He walked away with absolutely nothing. Apparently he did. So yeah, I'll list it right here. This is actually technically my seat. He throws his backpack in the air and holds it. Wait, what? Check his arm. Hold on. No. There he is. Check his stitches. Fight block. He's apparently playing like a game isn't he? What? Okay, go let him in. Don't lose the room and expect us to let you back in. Hello, we're back. Kirsten's not here. Probably. I was going to say that. Did you go in here? No. Let me check the search history. Oh god. Hey, I'm curious of his reaction. Maybe you should check that. If anybody's watching this, maybe you should check the search history. No, you know me. The worst thing on there is probably cold math games. Actually, the worst thing on there is definitely parenthood. Again. Did you just call her a dog? Yes. Hi! This looks like Dylan. Oh god, where'd it go? What? There's more images. What are 20s? Oh, it's the old cereal and fruit ads. Macaroon! That's a good one. BBCs. Butterfinger babies? What? They're babies. Babies. What? Babies? What am I on right now? I don't know. What is that? She was flipping this off at first. She's not, y'all. I'm sorry. What? Those are Dylan's sleeves. What? They look like that guy from Ghostbusters. The Marshmallow Man. Yeah! That was cheap. Okay. These old ads were great. Oh, kids movies. I've heard about those. Oh, I know what the next one is. How do you make a Dorito three dimensional? I've had those. Puff it up. It's not three dimensional though. Cheeks. It is for little children. What? That's all the packaging? What is this? Oh, that's fun facts. Oh god. Hershey's cookies. Oh, that looks like what it is. I went the wrong way. Freeze pops. What? No, it's supposed to sit at the bottom too. Oh. Okay, now we're at Fun Dip, right? Oh yeah, Fun Dip. Fun Dip, Fun Dip. Yeah, Googer's Fun Dip, right? Wait, Fun Dip is over here. Hershey's cookies and cream bar. Put it down! What's the Hershey's cookies and cream bar? Freeze pops. What about the freeze pops? Eggo waffles. No, what's Eggo waffles? Trix yogurt. Wait, where was Trix yogurt? I think it was over here. Yeah, it was. That's what we get from the school. Oreos of cereal. Oreos of cereal. Oh god, I clicked it again. Ring pops. Fruitopia. That's Fruitopia. Fruit Gushers. Where were there Fruit Gushers? I don't know if this was Fruit Gushers. I don't know if this is Fruit Gushers. I don't know what this is. Isn't this Rice Krispies Treats? I believe this is Rice Krispies Treats. Yeah, but what about this one then? Pillsbury Toaster Strudel. Where's the Toaster Strudel? It was like all the way over here somewhere. Dude, this is a rabbit hole. Butterfinger Beans. Roos. Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pizza. What? There was none of that. There was one. It was a picture of a guy holding a piece of pizza. There you are. That's a great picture. All the way at the end. Okay, we made it to the end. That'll teach you to keep a green book. Okay, sorry. Y'all don't know what's happening. We were on a website that was not good at life. It was talking about like old foods. And the labels were wrong. The labels were all wrong. They were in the wrong spot. So here they had one and then we went to the one that it said. What? Your breath smells like cough drops. I love that smell. Oh my gosh. Wait! I'm sorry. Chipotle. What are you doing? Ma'am, you need this thing. You got one. You're so annoying. McDonald's. That's you. Wait, what's his name again? I didn't say that. It's the new McFlurry. I'm gonna call it McFlurry. I'm gonna call it McDonald's. Uh-oh. McDonald's starts making McFlurry. Grandma Shake is back. Grandma? But there's stuff in Canada. Where's the McFlurry? XOXO Grandma. XOXO Grandma. Grandma's have always had a special place in our heart. Never gonna be in our stomach. It should say R.I.P. It should say R.I.P. Grandma. She's dead. How many grandmas did you kill for this? Look how this happened. Look how this happened. I'm suing. They killed my grandma. 90 Snacks. This is another 90 Snacks. The last one turned out well. As a kid with a watermelon. This is a Rice Krispie Treat. We're back. I'm going through one at the moment. It has fruit on the front. It's a drink. It's not Jell-O. I know. They're getting it right. These are actually good. What is this? I eat the chicken fries. If I was starving on an island. And someone said I'll feed you everyday. But I'm only feeding you Burger King. I'd say I'll die. That's fine. We'd be fine with that. What is that? Friendly jokes. It's just straight from Grandma's secret recipe book. These are not snacks. Hold on. What did it say about Grandma's recipe book? I don't remember. 10 Snacks. 10 Snacks Grandma is adding to a recipe book. Apparently she makes Grandma shake too. I could tell you. Kill other grandmas. And put them in the shake. This is the 70's. None of these have vanished. Is this the same thing? When did these vanish? Did I miss something? Some of them have. Dunkaroos were gone. Dunkaroos orbits. Hey Wyatt. What happened here? Not what I meant to say. Sorry. There was a picture. What are you doing? There's not even a story about it. It says 25 things. The big number came out. I was turning off the TV. It goes black when there's no pictures. I think there's no consciousness or dreams or anything. Yes it sounds bleak but it's simple. Only that some people find cold sailing. Oh okay. Some people believe that even if you're not floating on the final footer you're decomposing and getting back to it. That does not sound like atheism. No. It does mean you're decomposing and getting back to it. Okay so what? That's still not atheism. Thank you. That's reincarnation. They're believing that they decompose into the ground. If reincarnation happens then we're definitely not... Physics 101 says any energy can't be created or destroyed right now. Into the universe? Yeah what happens to the consciousness? That's what I'm asking here. Oh yeah I don't worry about that one. Like I'm gonna be a ghost but I'm gonna be connected to all things. No. I plan on being dead at 20. If I die... We're talking about ghosts now. Yeah. I didn't specify that. I believe that ghosts are connected to an object. Okay. Because that's normally how it is. Shut up! That's not what it means. Okay I'm back. I can stay over there. Um... I believe that... That... But you get connected to an object. So let's say... This coffee bottle thing right here on my hand is the object... Let's say I die right now from a heart attack or something. This coffee bottle would be... If I connected to this coffee bottle... Shut up Karsten. Um... People wouldn't know I was connected to it or anything unless I moved something. But I could only go places if this bottle was taken places. So I'll be this glasses. What? I'll be glasses. You don't choose what object you get connected to. Honestly... I could get connected to my glasses just because they're kind of only here. But then like... I don't want to be... I want to be cremated though. But also... You can also be connected to your dead body. You can also be connected to... Where did you get that from? You can also be connected to nothing and can roam freely but if your body is burned then you're just dead. Yeah. Shut up. And... And um... Leave what? So when you're connected to an object they have to break the object. They have to break the object. Fill in this bottle of coffee. Let's say I just... I'm dead. I mean technically you have to burn it still. No you still have ashes. Your ashes don't matter because they're burned. No! You've already done that. No! Your coffee doesn't matter. Technically you just have to heat it up with actual fire. You can't just blow on it and expect it to die. And expect me to die. And then I'll just put you in cold... In cold death. I'll be in a freezer. I'll just roam around the house. Yeah but with enough... She's just gonna be connected to the iPhone. But with enough time and energy you can be connected. You can actually be seen and do things. So I could be a ghost and I could just walk. You know how sometimes the microphone's going... Random times. What if a ghost did that? No! Yeah but a ghost does booms. And apparently. We don't need an example. At all. I can't open you much more. I hate you coffee. Ow! Ow! That's a weird noise. Can you press the red button for me? That way. No, that way. Press both red buttons. No, stop it! You can't do your buttons that way. We got four. I think Kirsten's phone won today. Mhmm. I don't need you. I'm not Kirsten yet. We got a five out of ten. We got a ten. It's a hunt! The ghosts are hunting right now. The five, not a ten. That was a ten though. There's not a ten on the Neon out either. Yeah, but in the van there's... It only goes to five. What? On what there's a ten? Cosmophobia. It only goes to five. In the van there's a level ten. That's not an EMF reader. I'm sorry, but there's a level freaking ten. It's not an EMF reader. I'm sorry. I know it's not. Also, what do you do to stop the van? Do you just sit in there? I wanna bring a Ouija board to him. No, I watch videos in person. I watch kinda stuff. I wanna bring a Ouija board. How do you get scared from the cameras? Is it not? No, it's not. I wanna bring a Ouija board to a cemetery. My parents don't trust me with just a Ouija board. That's probably not a good idea. If it did work, the ghosts would probably all be trying to use it at the same time. I'd go with you. They'd not say anything. It'd just be like random letters. Can we see if my house is haunted? Yes, sure. Again, they're connected to their bodies, in my belief. So they're connected to their body and not their... I don't know how to spell this. What's the title of the cemetery? Ghost. Death. What's the title? Hey, go fact-check that right now. Fact-check what? That episode. If anybody is watching this. No, I said person. What? I say it should be called so. You said fact-check. That's not helpful. No, he's not talking to you. He's talking to everyone else watching the episode. Yeah, I'm talking to the people that aren't watching the episode. I don't know what the name is right now. Yeah. Why are we closing out of the... I don't care about this channel. Hey, we should start playing Pinterest. No, we're not doing that. What are you, Pinterest? Yes, Pinterest. Oh, it is an episode. Yeah. Weird. What is it? 9.9 thousand... Piano. Electric piano. Music, music. Why are my ears bleeding? I'm in pain. That's what the thing says, by the way. No, that's the name of the thing. Walking Death. Alien Death Ray. Betrayer of Death. How do you betray death? Betrayer of Death. It's the exact same episode, but one has music, music, drum, plus two, music. A certain death, music, music, guitar, musical instrument, plus two. Why is there always two musics? It feels like it, Karsten. There's two things. One's half alive, and one's like... They added one because they're stupid, but they also put music. I don't know. These are other creators. It does say Nicki Minaj. It does say Nicki Minaj. It does say Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. Nice mama. Not bad, dog. Edit. At least edit the account. No. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. Don't touch that. I almost accidentally clicked it. I just... I'm leaving if you do that. Hold on. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. You're so good at stuff. I had my finger on the G and not the F. I had my finger on the G and not the F. Snap. Stop it. Stop it. Number one, Vincent Ackles. Why is... Crisis. Crisis. Yeah, he's Superman and like everything. Justice League. Justice League. Crisis. Why are we pulling up his Wikipedia page, Wyatt? Why are we pulling up his Wikipedia page, Wyatt? Is this the church I searched for when I was in high school? That was Texas. I still don't remember which person. I still don't remember which person. I just can't remember which one. Somehow it looks like Sam though. What is that? It's Warner Bros. Hold on. Rust. Roll Jensen. That's nice. Supernatural. The anime series. He's Dean. I forget which one's which. This one's better. What is anime? I don't even want to know. Video games. Supernatural. It's when he's the director. He's the director? For six episodes. Good job. Of the 15 seasons. Oh. Good job. Of the 15 seasons. Darn it all. That. Wait. Why is the name mixed up? Hey, we have 21 minutes left. That's nuts. Remember that Pinterest episode we had? 29 minutes. August episode. Wait a minute. What's talking about you? Three children. He has too many children. The first thing I saw. Why is that the first thing you saw? Wait. That's his wife. Oh. How do you say her name? Danielle Harris. What? The frick is that name? No, it's Danielle. What is her name? Danielle. What is the name McKenna? I don't know. I really have no clue. She wanted to be named Maddie. No, I wanted to be named Madison. Because I have the nickname Maddie. But her parents didn't want her to have a name that would have a nickname. Yeah, she was in the womb. She was like, Mom, let me name you Maddie. And her mom was like... No. You're not sniffing my coffee. You don't get the sticker either. This is mine. What? Both have three children. What? How did he do that? Jenna... I know how to say her name. Genevieve. Why do we both have three children? I said, why do they both have children? That's my mom and my aunt. They both have three children. Oh. Yeah. Delightful. I need you to know that. San Antonio. San Antonio. San Antonio. Carson, why don't you have glasses on? You also. So I went to the classroom at lunchtime. And on the way back, I was going to sleep. Which I never actually did. So I gave them to my cousin. She put them in her cage. And then when they got to her house, I was going in my car, she was going in her house. She grabbed the cage and ran with it. My glasses were in there and I forgot until I got in the car that she had them. I need to get a number. Main role, 327 episodes. Wow. I didn't look at that for Jensen. It's family. Oh, they don't log her. Main role, 327 episodes. Main role, two episodes for the other one. I don't care about that anime series. I don't. Why two episodes? No, I don't know. Why is the name two episodes? That's probably all it has is two episodes. Probably, actually. Production team probably figured out that idea. I didn't touch the soundboard. I don't know what the soundboard is. Okay, wait a minute. Hold up. Main role, two episodes voice role. Main role, voice role, 22 episodes. What? How many episodes is that? Huh? Don't click on it. I don't know. 75. I don't know. Jaden Jaworski. Teen Choice Awards. Teen Choice Awards. Teen Choice Awards. Constellation Awards. Constellation Awards. Oh, couldn't it be me? Why is he always Sam? He's in Gilmore Parks? Yeah. Freak you. Yeah, shut up. I'm not talking to you. Yeah, you are. No, we're not. No, shut up. I mean, I know who Dean is, but like... He's in an episode? Wait a minute. It's not the Dean I'm thinking of, so what Dean is he? Let's watch the episode. No, we have two minutes. We'll find the one episode. We know it's an episode that's already been recorded. That's so helpful. What are you doing? That didn't hurt. That didn't hurt either. Kirsten, are you watching this? Stop lying. No, I didn't. We're trying to distract you. Okay. I'm so confused. My hair is being violated. No, I see the meat in your hair, and it's annoying me. What is that noise? It's McKenna being stupid. What episode? Have a day. I'm gonna close all of these. Oh god, there are more. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

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