Session 0-2

A group of friends, Serafina, Idaho, Doran, and Mordred, discuss what they have been up to in the past five years. Idaho has been experimenting with time, while Doran has turned to more sinister activities like robbery. Serafina and her sister Hope are navigating life on their own after their father's death. Serafina earns money through various means, including pickpocketing. Mordred spends time in the forest studying animals and druidic practices. Despite their individual pursuits, the group remains close and often hangs out at the park. When Serafina came to town, you guys were all about 10, give or take, and now you're all about 15. It's kind of coming up on the end of your schooling journey, and time for you all to head out into the world. But first, let's get a little update from everyone. What's been going on these past five years? Who wants to start? I'll have you all roll for it. Love it. Thirteen. Nineteen. Okay, I guess I'm going first. Natural 20, baby. Unless that means I don't have to go first. Idaho has been doing pretty well. He's been, you know, ever since he's heard... He doesn't know what happened, but he's heard tale on his past adventure, last session, of the horrific nature of time. He's been doing a lot of experimentation. He's been, like, running around counting to see if he can, like, make things happen. Unfortunately, has not succeeded yet, but we'll check back in on that. He, um... He has a shield now. Also not... It's more real than the sword. Do you know what I mean? That's still a foam thing. And this is, like, actually a piece of wood, but it's clearly, like, a bed of driftwood that he found. And he's engaged in his very first, like, warrior tradition, as it were. So what he's decided is that, you know, he's heard tale of all these, like, great warriors across centuries who take, like, these brave heroic feats of courage and honor. And he was inspired by one of them. And what he started doing is he started this trend that whenever he vanquishes, like, a mighty foe or, like, a tyrant or a king or a queen, he gets, like... You know how people in prison will get the teardrop tattoo when they kill someone? He has, like, a little scar on his face for when he's, like, vanquished some tyrant king or queen. You might be asking, how many scars does he have on his face? The answer is one. He crushed a beehive by accident and killed the queen. And as it turns out, he's very allergic to bees, and his face got all fucked up and scratched up. So his first scar was not self-inflicted. He just started the tradition after that. He's like, okay, this is what this is going to be now. I have, like, a falling over bee scar. And from now on, for any future queen I kill, the bees will fear my wrath of me, Idaho, he who is a little bit allergic to bees. Idaho, enemy of bees. Enemy of bees and queens. And queens. The two villains of this game, I don't know how you predicted it. All the villains are bees and queens. He's been practicing. He's been getting older. He's been growing up, learning lessons, trying to figure out how to fight better. Now that he's actually, like, seen, you know, like, monsters and stuff in person somewhat. Ella melons, who knows if they're monsters. But he's learning about the world. Yeah, and I'll say in the past couple years, you guys have had some run-ins, you know, with more dangerous folk or some more monstrous creatures probably in the woods. Maybe you fought a cat. Who knows? You know, it's all open to interpretation. Sweet. Next up is me. So Doran has never really fully recovered from his time trauma. I think that's going to stick with him for a while. I hope nobody listened to that part of the recording, because I'm hoping to keep it a surprise. And so the last five years have been really him kind of moving away from these, like, innocent pranks of his youth and starting to get into a little more sinister stuff. So there has been some collaboration with Seraphina to rob some traders and caravan guards that may be passing through town. Maybe. Maybe a little. He is generally a bit of an actual menace. He's been pickpocketing. He gets into real trouble. And people now know him as a bad egg. He's kind of around, still hanging around with these four as kind of his friend group. But it's mostly, I think, Seraphina keeping him in there, because lots of conflict with Idaho and Mordred, especially Idaho. Because Idaho, I imagine, does not approve at all. I don't approve. I've been training. I've been in the gym. You know, you watch your back. I am right. That's right. So, yeah, definitely getting into some trouble. He's not as much. Like, he never, ever left another dog turd in teachers' mailboxes. Those days of innocent prankery are over. And Mordred or, sorry, Doran takes himself much more seriously now. Gotcha. Okay. Then me. Cool. So, since we last saw Seraphina, a few notable things have happened. Firstly, she started to see inklings of her bardic magic manifest in how she protects and cares for her little sister Hope. Secondly, her father died, and he died by drinking himself to death, which is surprising to no one. And so the two Duhamel girls have been left to navigate the world on their own. They decided not to contact the aunt that they moved to the city for because it was her dad's aunt. They thought that she might be just as mean as him, and they didn't really know her that well. So it's just them on their own now. And this means between school and caring for Hope, Seraphina is often found trying to earn a quick buck by doing other students' homework, performing plays or veal solos in the town square for tips, or, like previously mentioned, when need be, pickpocketing and hustling unaware visitors for some coin, often in the company of Doran. Yeah. What can't she do? She's an entrepreneur, a girl boss. I was definitely imagining it as, like, you know, using your bardly distraction abilities while I sneak around and cut person. Yeah. I also fully imagine that y'all know that my dad is not a good dude and is dead and are, like, keeping the secret of that it's just two children living by themselves, hopefully. Wait, so the rest of the town doesn't know he's moved on? Yeah. Yeah, so they still think that it's all of us as a big happy family, which we never were, and that, yeah, if anybody asks, then it's just, oh, yeah, he's out of town for business. He's around. Yeah, yeah, he's out of town for business. Yeah. The town drunk. He's testing the next town over his tavern. Somebody's got to. How long has he been dead? I feel like he's recently, like, died. Okay. The next town is really far. But I feel like he's recently died. When I initially made the character, it was going to be, like, 16, but 15, like, so he's just died. And how she navigates. Do you have any pranks, not pranks, anything set up to, like, convince the surrounding area that, like, he's there? Like, any kind of phone? Like, we can already imagine. A giant dad puppet in her house. Just in case, even though I don't know if I have any neighbors close enough, every day I go to school, I'll probably go, bye, dad. It works every time. Yeah. Someone, like, waves a gloved arm outside the. Yeah, maybe catch somaturgy and he'll say bye from the house so people think he's there. Yeah. Girl boss, entrepreneur, antics. Get that on a pillow somewhere. Should be on a pair of booty shorts. Are you good? And Carlos takes home. Cool, yeah. So Mordred's just been chilling, big studying. After meeting the druid about five years ago, kind of became in love with animals and druidic stuff. Because most of the animals kind of hate Mordred on the farm. But the animals in the forest seem to quite like Mordred. So, you know, Mordred spends most of her time hanging out in the forest with two big books. One is just a big bestiary of just animals with animal descriptions and just all stuff like that. And then the other one is just druidic for dummies. Just learning how to speak druidic. And, yeah, hanging out with Sprinkles, the ferret, and all Sprinkles babies. Now just live in the forest. The forest now just has, like, an invasive ferret issue. Because ferrets normally live in the forest? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. If you get enough of them. They live wherever they want, I think. If you get enough of them. Wait. A ferret invasion? Yeah. I think most people kind of know that Mordred just kind of sneaks away. Maybe after school or, like, on weekends and just kind of hangs out where the druid used to live. To the point where, like, the path that was kind of hidden before is now, like, a very clear path that kind of goes down there. And, yeah, sits on a little stump, hangs out. Yeah. All in all, everyone's been living their lives. Growing, learning, failing, as people do when they grow older. But also hanging out with each other. You guys have all spent, at this point, like, six years in school together. Some of you a couple more. Colin's also there. And you guys have all just sort of bonded through a little bit through knowing Miss Fairbairn is an ele-melon. And a little bit through all of your other misadventures. But we are going to cut now knowing all this. Where would a group of high schoolers such as yourselves hang out? Well, you know me, Christian. Idaho. I'm always at the various other buildings every Friday night. You know, I go in the various other buildings and I... Dear listener, on our map, there is a building called various other buildings. Cool. That's actually various other buildings. Various other buildings. It's not just one building is the idea. I go in there and I'll be up there all night. Doing various other activities. Has someone answered the goddamn question? Oh, I don't know what it is. Um, yeah. Well, I'm definitely thinking Park Hanks. That has teenagers vibes. Too young to go to the inn or the tavern. I'm kind of thinking we're hanging out at the park. It also kind of lets us do all of our things a little bit. You know, all of your... Yeah. It can have like the high school or the park energy. I can run around and be hyper. It's a park. It's right by the city. It's right by the main road. Either that or... So. Four high schoolers at the park. Oh. Four high schoolers at the park late into the evening. Yeah, I feel like... I feel like I just let the ferrets run. So there's just a bunch of ferrets. Ferrets running around. Just kind of running around the park all over the place. Eating scraps, getting into stuff, getting into scuffles. I'm sitting on a swing with a big book that says druidic for dummies. Morgan, where'd you get all those ferrets? So, sprinkles I got from the druid man back when we went to his place for the first time about five years ago. And apparently he had another ferret and they fell in love. And now it's become a little bit of a problem. Because I don't have enough food to feed all these little guys. But we make do, right gang? Ferret noises. Oh, got it. And we can just sample that audio anytime we see ferret noises. Thank you. Repeat it like 50 times for each ferret. Overlay it to 50 tracks at the same time. Just slightly offset. Slightly offset. So what are y'all doing? I'm definitely carving my initials. Oh yeah, you just got like a little dagger? Yeah, little knife. I'm well known for carrying a little dagger around. So we're in, you know, never leave home without it. I feel like Idaho's, you know, grown like, you know, earlier in his life when he was hanging out here with y'all. Years ago they pretended to fight enemies. Now he's just, he has a watchful, vigilant, you know, hand on the hilt of a sword. Who knows, maybe it's a real sword now. Probably not. Who knows? We'll find out. Just kind of watching, I think. Happy to be part of the group. Hell yeah. Yeah. Seraphine is definitely there. She's probably sitting on the bench and just sketching, because it's a really pretty park. I don't know if we mentioned, but it's a very pretty park. And so she's just sketching, maybe in hopes to paint it one day, but she can't afford paint right now. So it's just a pencil sketch. That got a little sad, and I like it. Yeah, so you're all in this park just vibing. There is a fifth person in this park. A small, little Colin mouse boy. And as you guys have all grown up, and maybe you all look a little different, maybe you look slightly similar, Colin looks almost exactly the same as he did when he was eight. He is still about two feet tall. You see some of the ferrets are as tall, if not a little shorter than Colin. How tall do the ferret get to be? Everyone's shaking their heads at me. I'm shaking my head at Colin. Is he like a mouse? Does he have mouse-like features? Yeah, he's got whiskers and big ears, and the rest of him is human. Did we not notice this last time? I said it. Did we just all miss this? I looked at Colin, and I said, Am I the only one that knew Colin was a mouse man? How unattractive. How unattractive? Yeah, we talked about his family. I thought it was like a funny, like, oh, look at this little mouse boy. Yeah, I thought it was just like a cute little mouse boy. Colin, have you been so small? Colin looks up at you and goes, Yeah? Yeah? Did you ever get too big for Colin? I hope so, but no. Is he like, I just need to get a picture in my head now, because my world's been thoroughly rocked. Is he like a mouse that's been largened, or is he like a Zootopia mouse? So, what I want you to think of, is I want you to think of like a little boy. Think of it like a little boy, that a witch cast, think of an anamorph, that a witch cast a spell, that's not how anamorphs work, or something that a witch cast a spell, turning him into a mouse, but it only got like 7 to 12% of the way, before the spell was interrupted. So not quite Stuart Little. How many episodes do you think you can do? I'm picturing Chicken Little, but mouse. Well, Stuart Little, but like actual book accurate Stuart Little, where it's just a person, Stuart Little where he's got like actual just grotesque features, in the original ones, and not the ones where he's just a real mouse. Don't point at yourself, you don't. The anamorph in the middle of the cover, I get you. I'm picturing Chicken Little. Yeah, but Chicken Little, but mouse. The height of Chicken Little, but mouse. So Stuart Little. How many episodes do you guys think we can get through? Yes. Yes. How many episodes do you think we can release, when we start to see like R34, Colin? Oh, no. I mean, that's all I'm saying. I am already on a phone call. I am on a phone call. Zero. Now I'm just kind of puzzled, because now I'm like thinking about Colin, and I'm like, Colin, do you have any plans after this? Um, yeah. I'm going to go home, and then go to school tomorrow. No, no. Yeah, like we're almost done. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go do what all my family members do, once they graduate high school. Which is what? Oh, burrow myself underground, and live in the caves. What do you do in the caves? Yeah, what's up in the caves? I don't know. Everyone just always, you know, does that. Have you ever thought of doing something else? Yeah, I debated being a wizard, but I don't know how to do magic. And also, I really like caves. Okay. Well, you could be like a cave wizard. You see Colin's eyes grow giant. Cave wizard. I'm sure those exist. Cave wizard. Colin pulls out a small book and starts making notes. If we're talking career paths, there's a story my parents always told me growing up about a rat, or a mouse man, who was so good at making food. You know, he would just put his hands on people's heads, and they would just make the best food in the world. And I feel like that's a good career path that we could explore for you as well. Have you ever thought about that? My Uncle Vinny used to do that. He would just put his hands on people's heads, but people didn't like it very much. They did not cook that food. No, no. Whenever he did it, people would actually make food that was a little worse. Hmm. Well, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, we're all doing stuff after school, so it's all good. Yeah, we've never really talked about what you're going to do. Colin, I didn't even clock much about you until just now. And we've known each other for like 10 years. We flashback to like three years ago. There was like a big, a big like water flood that ravaged the city. And you guys all had these hijinks where you're on like a flotation device on the streets like going down it. And you're all like, you all take a moment and breathe because you're safe. And Colin fell off and just nobody notices. And he had to walk back for like a month to get back to the city. Oh my God. I feel like I would have noticed, but y'all wouldn't have slowed down. Because I talked to Colin the first day I got here. I feel like you would have said something and we would have just like, oh yeah, that Colin, he's around, isn't he? Oh, Colin and we knee slap. That Colin. Serafina knows Colin better than any of us. Yeah, no, I, I'm like perplexed. I'm like, what are you, bro? Yeah. Remember we talked about it that night that we all snuck into the library? Yeah. But, yeah, I guess so, huh? I guess I just thought you were really good at digging. I don't know why. Well, he is. He is good at digging. You did get into the library, but. No, we, we, we picked a lock. Dorin did that. Yeah. Well, of course I remember that. I just don't remember hearing anything about you going to live underground. Am I, am I the weird one? Am I the weird one? Surely. No, no. Idaho, you have to be doing something weirder. You're an adventurer. That's, that could involve digging. I think it will involve lots of digging. And, you know, I'll be going up mountains. I'll be going across, I'll be going into mighty crevices and caves to to Colin, you're looking at me funny. I don't know why you're, why you're laughing at that. This has been a live stream for a long time. I don't know. So are you also going to be a cave person? Honestly, Colin, pretty weird for you to make fun of him when you're going to go live. Yeah, come on, Colin. Fuck you, man. This is why I don't hang out with you. This is why I don't talk to you. Colin. Woah, woah, woah, woah. Woah, woah, woah. Colin, I just want you to do this more. Gift my leash. No, I'm just, we're sorry, I guess. We just want to know about you. It's fine. It's been five years. That's all I'm saying. We've all had our own things going on. You know, but with school ending, I just thought, you know, I'm going to be heading out of here pretty soon. I just like want to make sure I know what everyone's doing to keep in contact. I'm glad. It's nice. Well, you can address your letters to Colin if you want. Yeah, just whisper into the earth and I might hear you. Will you be burrowing nearby? I don't really know. People only ever come back once they're done burrowing. Have they told you what it's like? Do they talk about it? No. Nobody talks about it. You want to go check it out? Does that concern you at all? No. Okay. Cool. Yeah. I like to take the group aside. Has anyone met Colin's family? I don't know. I shake my head. I think it dawns on you all that you've never heard a last name that Colin has. No. You know, he's saying that all of his family burrows. What's the lifespan of people who don't burrow? Do they all just burrow indefinitely? Most of them are called burrowing. Nothing. Sorry. I'm not from here, right? Most of them are called burrowing. You are so confident. And that's world building, folks. A collaborative effort. By the way, Margaret, ever since Colin called you my liege, I've been eyeing you very suspiciously. I'm nervous about it. I don't like it. My scar is throbbing. That's so weird. I will add, Serafina, you know Colin has referred to Margaret as my liege for years now. I feel like ever since those first couple of flowers, Colin's just idolized Margaret. And I mean, he's never looked sickly or anything. He's probably got a long time left. Colin, is your family... How do I put this? Listen, guys, we're all spending far too much time on me. No, no, but there's more time than anyone has spent on me. Colin, I haven't paid attention to you for five years. I'm going to make it up right now. Are they like you? Are they like us? Or are they like... Well, I think we're all the same. Yeah. Can I search my mind for any knowledge of Colin's species? Yeah, give me a history check with Disadvantages. Wait, is that our first roll? Did we just spend like... It's 934. That's a... You said Disadvantages? Just to be clear, the question I was trying to ask Colin is like, do we know anything about his... Like, is he... Is Mouthman a thing? Is he... I can't find it in my book. Human that got mouse, mouse that got human, or is this like a different species? You guys... There's a whole lineage of underground mouse people. This is what his family's been doing for thousands of years. But maybe they're just straight up mice, is what I'm saying. You guys... I've known Colin this entire time. When he turns 18, he becomes a mouse again. And the wait is complete. And he can't talk to his family. Or at least you know of the mouse people that live at the edge of town. People have always talked about the mouse people. Maybe you've never seen Colin's parents. But adults talk about them. So you can presume that like, yeah, it's a thing that is true. What are... What are their names, Christian? The mouse parents' names? Yeah. Mickey and Minnie? Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Mickey and Minnie. Geronimo? Geronimo, nice. Dude, Geronimo's a deep cut. And... America Ferreira. America Ferreira. Last name mouse. It's like a hyphenated last name. It's like, you know, she didn't want to abandon... That's her first name. Oh, sorry. America Ferreira, last name mouse. Well... Well, Colin, I would love to like know more about your society. I'm like, do you... Can you take us to visit your kind of area? Out of character, cut the mouse, Christian. I don't know. I'm trying to move it along, but I don't know what direction to move it along. Yeah, I don't know what direction here is. We are ruining Christian's day. Colin goes, well, again, I don't really know until I turn... or until I graduate and then, like everyone in my family, I get to find out. So, no, but I was thinking we could pull a prank on the school. Great. That's a really good idea. It is kind of coming down to its end, huh? That sounds to me. But I don't have any ideas for pranks because I've been so busy working on my digging. Maybe we... Maybe we could use it? Maybe we could use it? The digging through your... A little prank. All right. A little prank. Yeah. What level of prank are we thinking here? Is it something that's going to be disastrous, really funny? What are we all feeling? I don't really care. I'll do whatever. Really? I thought you loved pranks. Yeah. You're all about pranks and goofs and gaffs. I... I kind of slowly... Not so much anymore. When I was a kid. Okay. Huh. I thought you'd be more excited about it, that's all. Now what are you, an adult? Colin hides a little after he says that. I'm staying at Colin now. I'm going to put him in my pocket and not care. That is a threat. Threat? I actually think this would be a really great way for you to let out some of your, you know, bad kids theme a little bit. You know, have a fun little safe prank for everyone. You know, everyone loves that. Wouldn't that be a good way to let out some of your, the stuff you got going on there? You do have a little stuff going on. That's like the most shit-eating smile. I'm not. I'm not. I say it genuinely. I was like, I have noticed you have gotten a little stuff going on. I told you, I'll do whatever you want. Okay. Okay, so we need something that will involve Doran doing whatever we want. Yeah. That shouldn't be too hard. I like this one. This is a good prank already. I'm going to note that I've just finished scratching my initials into this one. Were they like really deep? Or do you have more initials than we thought you did? Oh, no, no. Like I'm working through some issues. Like these initials are carved into my soul. Like... Please tell me he says that out loud. He does. I mean, we could do a classic like throw a stink bomb down the hallway. Fill everyone's lockers with balloons. I mean, something like that. Or we could like flood the school or burrow underneath it with Cullen's help and have it collapse in on itself. Like, what level are we thinking? I don't know that we should destroy the school. I'm just trying to figure out what we're all comfortable with and what level we're going to be working at. You know? As we're thinking about this, I kind of cast my eyes around the park and I notice like the sheer amount of like destroyed grass and like plant life that's gone because of the ferret infestation. The ferret. And I kind of think like I wonder if we took these here and moved them? Would that be funny? The bushes? Like put the ferrets in the school? Let's fill the school with ferrets. I could gather all of them. I think I know where the... I'm going to whistle and I'm going to attempt to get as many ferrets in the nearby, just in the nearby area around to come to me. Give me an animal handling check. I did raise them so hopefully they'll... Hopefully. Got a 16 in animal handling which is a 12 plus 4. Okay. 12 plus 4, 16. Yeah, you whistle. These ferrets, they've been trained. Some of the younger ones are stragglers because they're still new but the ferrets all run over and you have this army of ferrets in front of you. Can I get a... Who would know this the best? Doran and Serafina. Can you guys give me a history check to remember something? History or Arcana? Yeah. Okay. So that is a 2 and I... I don't think I have much for intelligence so it's all a 1. Okay. So let's call that a 1. You are just so excited about the ferret plan that I don't think you remember this thing. I really did like the ferret plan. I was trying to play it cool but I liked the ferret plan. I got a 15 but I added everything into roll 20 and I fully built her on D&D Beyond so she'd have proficiency in history. I don't know how to translate that. Sure, a 17. Okay. With a 17 Serafina you remember from one of the little like little heist things that you and Doran did. There was a scroll of duplicate and you would know that that would be that went to like one of the general general department store. That's where it was? Yeah, that's where it was. This town whips ass. They're selling scrolls of duplication in the general department store. Well, it's a high-end item but yeah. I can I can tell these guys what to do but I don't know how many more I could really get. For context, how many ferrets are now around me? I think two adult ferrets and I'm going to say do you want to roll 2d4 for me? Sure. Five. So five baby ferrets. You have seven ferrets in front of you. I'll just duplicate them. Duplicate them? How will we do that? At the general store we could get a scroll of duplication and duplicate a bunch of the And just duplicate as many as you want? I think so. Do you guys have any money? No. Maybe maybe perhaps we could steal it? Just hearing it just hear me out. We could either pool all of our money together or we could maybe borrow it I think is a better way to put it. We could give it back or sell it back to the store. I don't know how entrepreneurial we're being today. Reach in my pocket and pull out one copper. I don't think pulling is an option. I don't know how much money the rest of y'all have. So maybe it is. I'm not sure. Doran heaves a big sigh pulls out two silver coins. Aren't you also rich? I'm super rich. Which is also bad. But I don't I use the money I steal. I feel like I steal that's the point. I don't really want to rely on my craft money. I mean we could go to the store right now. Yeah why not? See how much it would cost. Yeah we could just And as you guys head out of this park not seven ferrets in tow the five of you walking on over you guys get to the general store. It's kind of later in the day and the store is closed but as you look inside you do see the scroll in there for 50 gold pieces. Is the general store on the map? No. Okay. You can see it Helen in various other buildings. Yeah it's one of the various other buildings. Well obviously we don't have the money for this scroll. What do you want to do about it? New plan? Now I think team this is a great moral lesson for all of us. You know we really tried but I think that seven ferrets makes a pretty good prank on itself. Makes a pretty good prank on its own. I could try and swipe it guys. I think out of everyone you'd probably be the most capable of doing that. Yeah. Let's have this conversation away from the scroll though so they're not let's move away and then we'll agreed let's move significantly away from it. Now just four people looking at this then it goes missing. Four high schoolers standing outside the general store looking in at a scroll. If you I actually before we go away can I just take a look at what kind of security the No. It has none. None? You are a high schooler who's gotten up to hijinks. There's no security that that store would have other than the fact that it's a general store with a door. I guess a door is the security that this building has. Is there a person in the building inside of the scroll? You don't see someone in the building through the glass but the door is locked. Is Colin with us? Yeah. Colin's with you guys. We're not making Colin do our dirty work. Do some dirty work. No. Well that means I gotta pick a lock. Yeah. But you kind of already have a reputation about yourself in the town. What if I can make you look not like yourself and if there are any passers-by they won't actually know it's you because I mean I don't want you to get into any more trouble than you already are. There are a couple people that will walk by from time to time. Yeah. Can you make me look like the general store owner? Would I know what he looks like? Yeah. It's Gary. Jerry Nol Denny Store. Gary the general store owner. It's general store. It's a small town. It's general store. Dang it. He used to be a lieutenant. But it's a small town. We'd know what the store owner would look like. Yeah. Yeah. General store. He wears army slacks and carries a spear with him. Is he a nice guy? This is really gonna... No. Was he actually in the army? No. He wasn't in the army but he's one of those guys. He's got a really big wagon that's like you know a little too big. Yeah. Let's steal this motherfucking troll. I also just realized I can't make you look like somebody else. I can make me look like somebody else. Can you pick a lock? I can certainly try. Why don't you look like Doran but then we'll put Doran somewhere else so that... Is that an alibi? She has an alibi. I'm gonna try and go into stealth and pick the lock. I think that's a really good idea. Yeah. I was just trying to help. All right Doran. I'm not gonna have you give me a stealth check. Just give me a slight of hand check and how well that does kind of if that does really poorly maybe someone will see you. 14. All right. So would you at this point have a lock pick kit? Oh sure. 100%. It might be something I scrounged like made of bobby pins and stuff but it absolutely hasn't. Okay. Then with that you a 14 with a little lock pick kit as you're putting it in you're looking around is everyone else what's everyone else doing? Are you guys keeping watch or are you just all hiding out of the way? Seraphine is keeping watch like ready to make a distraction if need be if somebody comes by or like talk up a local. Okay. I'm carrying seven ferrets. I'm standing guard as well. Different street. Okay. So you guys are kind of standing guard on either side of this building and also carrying seven ferrets with a 14. That's not enough to get it just outright so it takes you a minute and as you're going for a minute you guys the watchers notice somebody walking by and that person is going to be bartender the local bartender. Now he hasn't seen anything yet when you guys see him like he's distracted by looking at a mug of beer in his hand. I think you do when you're a bartender. In the middle of the street. The garage never ends. Hey Christian what's the drinking age in this town? Somebody roll somebody roll a d20 and that's going to be what the drinking age in this town is. Based off medieval Europe. You want to roll with advantage? I've been around liquor my entire fucking life. I don't I honestly don't know Do you want to roll with advantage to make it higher? I just rolled an 18. No disadvantage. Okay so the drinking age Thank you Doris. The drinking age is 18 but I will say Serafina you do know this person and you're all too young to drink. Okay. Oh I'm walking home from my home to the bar with the glass of ale that I walk with not very far. I'm singing a song and I'm approaching the general store. I get to panic because I see a bar. Bar have you seen have you seen my I have a missing guy. I have a missing guy. You have a missing guy. Hey look I have seven guys I'm missing one. Give me a performance or persuasion or just give me something. I'm not good at it. While seeking the locked door and shake the bed and shake. I'd also like to be talking to the bar. Sure you also pop out. Bar you know I've been thinking we're going to graduate soon and I was really hoping to get a job at the bar. I know that you know my dad and I thought it would be kind of fitting like you've seen me grow up. I think I'd be great there. Yeah sure whatever that's easy. Eight ferrets. Yeah I'm missing missing little little dims dome. Little dim dome. He's missing he went that way and I put like the complete opposite direction from the general store. Okay yeah I'll help you find the ferret. Bar goes to take your hand. Oh yeah you're hired Serafina. That's super chill. Thank you. Yeah takes your hand and goes let's go find this ferret and starts leading you and the seven other ferrets in the direction you were pointing. I'm sweating right now. I've never done anything like this. I'm freaking the fuck out. I need help. This guy's cool as hell. If you guys disappear Doran you get into the general store it's unlocked. Hustle over and grab the scroll. Sweet so you just grab the scroll scroll and run it right out. That's right. You close the door behind you. You guys are all outside and the three of you four of you have a moment together to talk. Serafina can you grab the scroll Serafina congrats. You got a job. That's so great. Thanks. I was just trying to distract him mostly but that's also really good. You got it though. That's amazing. Did you find your ferret? You're really missing a ferret Mordred. Mordred's not back yet. Mordred's out there. Mordred's gone. Right. Would I know anything about this scroll specifically? I will let I will let I will let I will let I will let I will let I will let I will let I will let I will let Like looking at it now. You do a roll with advantage or the three of you all do a roll. How do y'all feel? What roll would this be? It's an intelligence based. So I got a minus two to every intelligence. So I I have a plus one to intelligence. I've got plus one to arcana. Okay all three of you roll. That's really I think where this is going so I'm going to speed that up. Got a plus Got a plus one to 20. Dirty 20. Dirty grimy 20. Dirty sticky icky yucky 20. Do either of you two other B to 20? I do not. I got a three. Having it in my hand is different than just like seeing it from the window. Give me a second to read the fine print. Yeah you're reading that this will duplicate essentially in a foot by foot cube. Somebody starts stacking ferrets in a foot by foot cube for one hour. It will duplicate the items and then they'll disappear and it is consumed on use. Okay so we can have 14 ferrets. Guys if we like really compress Colin He's not that small. He's two feet. If he crouches If he curled into a ball he absolutely would. You're saying instead of 14 ferrets we just had two colons running around the school. And as many ferrets as he can carry. Colin goes Serafina can you disguise yourself to look like me? So we'll have three colons. So we could have three colons. I could clone you without talking to you first. It's a real human mouth and right. I don't know. He's fine with it guys. I'm good with it. I think. At this moment Mordred you come on by. You return. How did you shake bartender? As soon as we went to school. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing. We were playing.