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day he thinks is bad he's actually still great that's exactly right okay so uh... greg abbott kind of sort of clarified his illegal immigrants thing but not nearly well enough uh... yeah i want to take note of the uh... daily beast headline though before we talk about this the daily beast headline says texas governor walks back statement calling shooting victims of legal it greg abbott doesn't walk he is confined to a wheelchair so maybe not the best choice of words for the uh... headline nevertheless or or was it intentional the day after he went out of his way to characterize the five victims of a friday night shooting in texas as quote-unquote illegal immigrants greg abbott issued a short statement on the matter with representatives expressing regret here's the the bullshit of all of us uh... regret the information was incorrect the information was incorrect it's not a matter of if it's a matter of that it isn't the kind of apology that drives it all if your feelings were hurt i'm sorry well no you're either sorry or you're not sorry you're not it's not sorry contingent upon your feelings being hurt or uh... sorry if the information might have been incorrect information was incorrect and you got it wrong and you just just on it just apologize for your fuck up for god's sake we've had this discussion about twitter sometimes do it is it's when you have to propose something and you make a mistake of the post the best thing to do is to say hey you know what i fucked up sorry that and then move on um... we've since learned this is a quote from renee he's a spokesperson for abbott we've since learned that at least one of the victims may have been in the united states legally we regret if the information was incorrect and detracted from the important goal of finding arresting the criminal the the shooter as it turns out they had been deported four times and was himself undocumented this is immigrant on immigrant crime not surprisingly in texas it was bound to happen i would suppose right as everyone's been pointing out you you a person a human being can't be illegal right there are illegal activities that people can engage in but that doesn't make the person illegal for this promotion of a illegal immigrants that's what i was all about that was for the base that was to that was the state of the base i'm after these illegal aliens i'm after these illegal immigrants painting them that way even though no person is illegal yes uh... the great fred gutenberg uh... called the governor a low-life asshole and a nice way of putting it exactly on behalf of those like my daughter who are victims of gun violence fuck you he said so that was a very well said good for him oh we gotta talk about this real quick donald trump positively quoting communist vladimir lenin uh... communist dictator madman vladimir lenin you mean lenin lenin lenin he had to make sure that he emphasized that he pronounces it lenin that was the way that the libby would pronounce things you know he was always said that and by the way speaking of gordon liddy on the shadow docket here coming up on our patreon page five dollars a month patreon dot com slash bob seske show we're talking about episode one of the white house plumbers on hbo that premiered last night and i watched it and uh... i've got comments i've got things to discuss accordingly oriented comments because those of you are new to the show but when i used to work with gordon liddy w j f k little more about him on the shadow docket today but we don't we digress which is what i do here exactly here's donald trump doing his best gordon liddy impression saying that it's pronounced lenin but it's not we'll talk about that in a second you know lenin lenin did anyone ever hear of lenin he said the vote counter more important than the candidate has anyone ever heard that lenin lenin as they say as they say in russia why did he say it like that why did he say russia russia russia as they say lenin and then he does that like pinching gesture with his hand when he's saying the word lenin and he's like it's impossible to keep track of this shit but a couple of things about this first of all no one says lenin he's mispronouncing that the fact that he makes such a big deal over his erroneous pronunciation just completely underscores the fact that it's not lenin i know philip bump at the washington post did a whole debunking of this uh... he did a whole piece about this he noted yeah about lenin he said that uh... he's heard a recording of of putin that name and putin says it lenin not lenin and so maybe that's the correct russian pronunciation lenin not trump's thing where he says lenin that's completely wrong him pretending to be smart plus failing yeah exactly that quote about the vote counters not attributed to lenin it's not it's not only mean quote trump also noted that it was boss tweed who's first on record originating that quote and then i think appropriate i think stalin or as trump would say stalin was also someone who uh... i think may have quoted boss tweed in that in that particular one uh... plus as i said at the top lenin as you know i'm saying it wrong lenin or lenin we're just going to go with lenin lenin was a communist why is donald trump who claims to be against communism quoting communists another good point that's three strikes he's out he's done yeah that's right he can't run for president now oh by the way but we are talking about cnn's trump town hall oh yeah just real quick because cnn is hosting a town hall with trump i think it's gonna be this week or next week i don't care this coming weekend yeah uh... i of course have a nuanced position on this on one hand i feel as though yes more people should listen to him and he should have more opportunities to self incriminate which he always does on the other hand what cnn is doing is normalizing him they're making him out to be a normal presidential candidate twenty fifteen all over again exactly right where now we have the context of the insurrection we have a context of four hundred thousand dead americans on trump's watch from a preventable disease that he exacerbated through his incompetence uh... rape trial of the election interference in georgia we could go on yes russia russia russia impeachment hoax wanna be that's not right i'm using his ridiculousness yes vernacular but yes let us not normalize donald trump listen to what he has to say because it's going to scare the piss out of swing voters and will work to our advantage for sure but at the same time you can do that without saying hey look normal presidential candidate donald trump left and let's ask him questions about the middle east let's ask him questions about energy independence and inflation no no no no no no no this guy is a criminal he's uh... sociopath he's a fascist he is a dictator in ways that can pot dictator who if he gets elected will not leave office you gotta treat him like that well he's an accused criminal yeah i would think about that before putting a guy on my network and by the way speaking of accused criminal how the hell is uh... someone who's under indictment allowed to fly to scotland so many people are asking that same question and i'm among them uh... it i understand how he can do that but how can he do that you know i mean yeah it's it's it uh... you know it is it is astounding considering that the charges he's facing and that the uh... legal risky he's facing it just surprises me that he can travel about for a it it it galls me as it does a lot of people but he could still have rallies and i can't get this guy is freakin dangerous and and needs to be used to stop the big thing here is that cnn is giving him a platform just as they did in twenty fifteen we all know how that turned out uh... and that that's very wrong in my opinion will be hosted by caitlin collins who on one hand has a reputation of irritating the trump white house white house and and of asking tough questions and i understand she's now in a relationship with a republican politician so i you know i don't know where she's going to come down on that maybe it makes a room a more moderate moderator i don't know we'll see but uh... it's it's giving him the platform especially at this stage of things that so concerning and trump's been indicted let's have a let him have a town hall that's not how things are supposed to work and you're not the only one you're not the only ones who've noticed this these better fucking be hardball questions these can't be questions about you know how do you feel about what you saw in scotland at your golf course how'd that go yeah i don't think it would be that but i do fear there'll be questions normalizing him like about foreign policy and that sort of thing as if he were a real candidate right we gotta stop doing that cnn it's like this whole dancing into oblivion driving me nuts like everything's fine that uh... what is that cartoon of a dog sitting in amongst all the fire and saying i was fine yeah everything's fine yeah it's not well not with this guy you know you've got a bit of freedom like a crook but there's always hope that's true also i want to i'm not i'll never be as clever but i want to be the ted lasso of politics yeah so does that show great this season yeah alright uh... you know i've got lots more to say about uh... ted lasso we talk about that a little bit on the after party by the way in case you're uh... not subscribe to our patreon page bobsled show dot com or patreon dot com slash bobsled show we sign up for ten dollars a month by the way a couple of stories we talked about on today's show we talked about them initially on the friday after party whatever was four days ago so if you missed the friday after party uh... you're missing advanced word on a lot of uh... interesting stories so that too plus we swear like sailors on that show uh... lots more to come on the shadow docket by the way the shadow docket is the show that we do on tuesdays and thursdays right after this music gets done playing we keep on talking about more things all the things we didn't get to on the free portion of the show plus a lot more for example we didn't talk about jack smith apparently pursuing wire fraud charges we'll talk about that plus uh... some more republican shenanigans trying to disenfranchise young people because they can't they can't get those young younger voters because their policies so they're just making sure that the young voters can't vote talk about that i guess i'm not doing that exactly plus uh... maybe some debt ceiling things uh... how we got to talk about the writers guild going on strike as of today absolutely and and that'll tie us into a little something i want to say about a high yes okay good i want to hear that plus uh... we talk about the uh... as we said before the white house plumbers mini series on uh... hbo my initial impressions i just watched episode one last night and uh... have some thoughts about that especially the context of how much we love gas lit over the summer yeah this compares uh... little bit of spoilers but nothing too major spoiler wise i think we all know what the story is we don't have to have exactly right okay that's coming up next on our patreon page bob does the show dot com or patreon dot com slash bob does the show have you got that memorized yet you probably should i say it enough all right thank you yes yes