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no he was uh skinny and bold was he iranian not an iran what was he about i guess irish what'd you do to him spanked him spanked him real hard with the irish butter compound butter oh it's fucking delicious nice little steak back so so what'd you do all week with him i just had him for one day oh oh i thought he was with you all week that's no no no no bullshit i tired him out though because he canceled on like a director the next day i'm excited i'm excited for saturday are you yeah are you hungry i'm looking forward to some pizza good shit i probably won't be able to make it yeah we know yeah he told us good job um i'm boycotting with with jason yeah i've had enough of this we're down to three we're going to columbia you graduated a protest we're down to three so it took off a couple weeks i don't know i take a little break yeah it was getting too rough it was emotional baggage but john you look exhausted no not at all took a nice four-hour nap towels best seltzer when we uh drank the porosos here yeah you remember that that was like a month ago i felt like it was too long ago yep should i return his whiskey yes no just keep it here just in case yeah just in case of what i should hold a hostage is he going so he gives us our money is he going saturday no one said he hasn't answered us no he's not gone oh he's not because he's he's uh oh i thought isn't this the uh oh yeah the cult the cult convention yeah is it this weekend i think it's the nazi convention update yeah that's where he's going it's a shame it's a shame they literally sing i'm not i'm not bringing this equipment no so we'll just do something on instagram instagram live just chill that's it instagram this do you want me to bring the camera the phone stand yeah i feel like yeah i feel like you bring that everywhere and never use it we'll use it like the baseball game get my nutsacks i'm gonna wipe my nutsack in your drum set oh boy did you touch our drum set 15 days until vegas all right let's go around the room let's go around the room around the room hot or cold hot i was gonna go cold hot uh one or two two one one i don't know i'm just thinking of random shit to ask you guys because we don't have any structure here we don't have zero fucking structure the only thing that we have structure with you have zero structure not this no golf i fucking i played how'd you do was that tuesday i killed it it was a bad i've never hit the ball that well in my life was a bad i've never hit the ball that well in my life bet you can't do it again probably not so you know the one the second hole yeah eight feet from the hole really third hole 12 feet from the hole i was on every green and one it was wild i got we got stuck behind these fucking oh my god we were stuck behind these guys that were playing golf guess how long nine holes took me i can't act on tuesday at five two o'clock at five o'clock three hours three hours and 15 minutes it was dark we could play 18 in that it was dark didn't we play to 18 in about three and a half hours yeah that's brutal they were all hitting two balls and no so you can't do it wait there's four of them they're all hitting two balls and then they none of them would hit the fairway there's eight balls and none of them are on the fairway or on the green and then they would go look for them you couldn't play through we asked three times and they're like well we're stuck behind the people in front of us so we're just gonna get pushed back that means i'm like what i'm like guys hit one ball before i fucking break a club the old bats what nationality were they white but they were they were ancient and every time they would hit the ball the one guy all he kept saying was like what a great shot and it went from here to the fucking stairs i was like this is gonna take forever i would just i would just run in front of them i'm like guys no we're not doing this that's brutal it was brutal so it was you and one other guy and it was me i got so i went out by myself they put me out by myself but i got stuck behind that fucking crew so two people caught up to me so it was three of us they were the other two guys i put were really good too it was like pretty good three some well usually they're not how it goes yeah well it depends if you haven't even heard three guys i think i've seen a video on that one mark like marks like threesome with three guys three guys one cup that's disgusting who's spitting that's disgusting airtight it's called airtight talk about a closed loop circle jerk it was a dunkin donuts i really i didn't know i said to the lady i was like a starbucks i said to the lady i was like can i just get an ice coffee with oat milk and she goes what kind of milk i said oat milk do you want oat milk in this nope nope don't just give me the whole box of oat milk oh you asked me three times what kind of milk i said oat milk and then she asked me with the oat milk in her hand do you want this in there i said no let's throw it on the floor people are shot sometimes that was the beach john it was good you got harpoons no no i just i needed a day off what'd you do all that all right let's go through john's day off let's guess what john did on his day off and then let's see and then john you just say if it was true or not he woke up probably but first what guess what time he woke up i'm gonna say um yeah i'm gonna say like 6 57 o'clock 7 a.m i want to say early i want to say like he's an early riser i want to say 6 15 times you wake up 4 30 p.m yeah right first thing you did as soon as you got out of bed oh you want me to tell you i thought you were guessing i'm gonna say took a piss i'm gonna say looked at his phone looked at my phone then took a piss first thing he ate hot like food not drink uh a cookie i want to go with uh six hard-boiled eggs no warren dropped john off at school that's not food yeah would you ate him she no no but you ate her she dropped him off at school and she went and got bagels heavenly bagels of course it's the only place to go is it really you know what i haven't had one in a while don't say you fuck what's going on are we in the fucking titanic i have no idea is that called jack yeah all right so johnny wakes up looks at a bagel wait wait wait one or two one with what scooped out uh cream cheese and uh some bacon savage it's a lot all right you know you eat your bagel it's not cute but complete opposite of keto literally i'm a carnivore carnivore the only thing that's like you don't know is bacon i think cream cheese i make i make i think cream cheese is keto it's not i thought it was anything that was like fatty i don't think i don't think cream cheese is part oh all right i know the bagel wasn't but okay so then he has a bagel with cream cheese and bacon what time did you leave the house i'm gonna say 9 00 a.m um let's go to the beach now because he had a beer so if you had a beer at the beach i want to say like 11 30 we left around 10 15 what beach you go to go go no um no right here in this house you went to right here in this house no we went to theater roosevelt sick excuse me what the hell is that theater roosevelt you know theater like from chipmunks i was in chipmunks but he said theater did you see like a movie theater did you see the they raided his house again again so you guys were getting off topic no no no we're gonna go back on top of it but we're just how do you raid a house a second time i want new information what new information he's not talking from the house they planted something the first time they planted something in the fucking ground and they're like you know it's just gonna be like a month and then we're gonna come back and dig it up and be like look what we found a fucking head like the the wife isn't even home nobody the daughter was home nobody else is home except the daughter is it's a daughter and she opened the door she's like what is this and they're like we're here to raid your house again surprise motherfucker we're back imagine it was like the daughter or like the wife was really killing the girls and he was just there what is going on i don't know we'll find it on netflix in about two years yeah how about p diddy did he did it he did it he beat did you shoot a video he beat the shit out of cassie he fucking that was worse than ray rice yeah i mean ray rice was pretty bad he fucking he knocked her he that was a clean hit yeah it was a little follow that was a little follow through too yeah he was pissed that's what happens when you take him off the tables when he's on a heater don't fucking don't do it don't do it don't fucking do it rangers look good yesterday i don't want you got a lot of work to do a lot of work to do yep lost three nothing going away did you try to explore for peach i tried i went to two 7-elevens and uh a gas station no no you gotta go to one went to the beer and soda right here in hicksville they didn't have it i don't know where else to look total one yeah walmart total one walmart walmart and total one right total one i'll have it uh i don't know they might all right i'll have to try them out this weekend if i can find time what are you doing this weekend oh what the fuck are we doing this weekend that's a very good question that's good he's to take a break cut no um oh shit she just told me too you got a good long hair memory i really can't remember i'm daring guessing something with his mother-in-law a barbecue well it's sunday sunday we're gonna barbecue what are you doing monday working really on fucking memorial day time and a half no because i'm taking the holiday for friday so i'm leaving to go to carlisle on thursday that's where the staying gang goes ford nationals oh you're taking me next friday off yeah got it so i'm using the holiday i'll be taking the following friday off vegas hell yeah there you go i'm not i'm working you're always working hustling yeah seriously i mean you guys could work on the plane right dip my nuts in your fucking coffee too much information i can't wait to have just like you know what's the best thing going through airport no when you get that airport beer at the end of the at the end of the road what do you pay $15 for oh they're not that much yeah it's like 12 50 tip that's like 15 blocks why give her the tip when you give her the whole thing sure you ever play that game no no i don't ever give the tip that's a good shaft another game i just love how the airport is just socially acceptable no matter what time of the day it is to just have a cocktail right save the tail i don't think there's ever been a time where i haven't walked through an airport and there isn't someone drinking exactly of course always drinking yeah yeah because they're anxiety they're anxious anxiety yeah nice little mimosa maybe in the morning how you doing yeah why not i fucking hate orange juice though yeah uh i'm more of a bloody what oh here we go i hate orange juice he's a communist really that's why you don't use it as a mixer why don't you do a bellini grapefruit can't have it medication how does the grapefruit effect all right here we go john's on more i'm curious i'm not a pharmacist look it up really i'm a street pharmacist i thought you were gonna say like you're allergic to it or something i'm not i'm not you have something in common i'm not your john you're allergic to grapefruit too what aren't you allergic let's start there i don't know we had this john you going to tennessee no not anytime soon but jay-z are you coming anytime or the next time you come i'm sorry you don't answer us he hates everybody i don't know that's your body that's your that's your blood thank god for family that is for real that's that is for real that's poor jay feel bad he's up learning about the evening right now did he ever get a helmet i don't know i'm gonna assume yes because he said he was welding and in the group message the guy that was pimping he was pimping that's what he said yeah he was pimping what he said what does pimping mean i have no idea i don't know how that refers to welding i'm pimping right now and my welder is blessed in jamaican christian music right here's your sign i don't know what that means have you ever heard jamaican christian music nope pretty sure i can find some bob marley i was gonna say i think it's bob marley sings it yeah we jaman let's see if we can find something are you on our flight going there what time are we fucking leaving i gotta get a fucking i gotta request one of those ubers why oh yeah when you get to the airport that doesn't sound jamaican jamaican traditional gospel songs no it's not jamaican they're filming a tv show on long beach today oh yesterday what is it called found never to leave a town you on netflix you yeah what the fuck is that i don't know what are they filming you what's that tv show on netflix i don't know they're filming in long beach i saw i was like what the fuck really they shut the whole street down they should make a documentary about long beach no one ever leaves long beach that lives in long beach yeah i don't know how people could live in long beach they're like mole people it's so expensive expensive the houses are small streets are tight they're building a like a new apartment like new condos there one bedroom starts at eight hundred and seventy thousand dollars it's good though it'll be ocean front in about three days that's ridiculous there's like three bedrooms that are going for 1.8 or some shit like really i mean the views gotta be nice what the ocean the ocean the beach yeah it's great for uh four months out of the year i'll give it five months out of the year the only good thing about long beach is the fucking bars and the restaurants they got some they got a decent spread and variety of almost everything yeah it was porn hub hey yeah no i i was like what the fuck supposedly i learned that on it you like that one supposedly there's like one old man that owns these those huge lots that they put the carnival on and he just doesn't sell them they've offered him like 50 million dollars and he said no probably it's like her fucking uncle her her dad's uncle so her second uncle he owns like half a fucking woodbury road all the property but like by the train tracks and behind it up uh bethpage road what are you doing with it oh he's right he's renting it oh no this is empty lots there's nothing on it i thought he had stuff on it nothing on it like next to the boardwalk those big empty nothings that guy there's one guy that owns them all stupid not to put nothing on it hey you must not need the money man yeah literally because he's just trying to preserve it i don't know supposedly the land developer offered him 50 million dollars and they said no yeah it sounds like he's just trying to preserve it for the turtles i guess if you say so if you say so if you say so if you say so i can't believe i gotta drive to fucking woodbury after this so what's the first stop in vegas your mother's house yeah uh the place still exists yeah the hotel obviously no shit no i'm just gonna fucking bum it out and pitch a tent you probably couldn't get away with it one of these yeah and then what's the first thing you guys are gonna do uh i think we're gonna check out all red what's that like challenge uh gay bar new bar gay bar or that or that or like i don't know check out the pool or whatever it's a gay bar oh i meant to ask you who's watching the bathing you you are surprise great uh your mom her mom uh both of them oh that's nice sharing responsibility yeah that would be amazing if you just dropped the fucking kid off here rang the doorbell and just left lauren's here john said i could see you later special delivery take the sugar fucking bowl actually gonna do run and golf courses uh no it's gonna be too fucking hot up there 8 000 degrees you'll die you're gonna be dehydrated anyway yeah marks are already dehydrated oh yeah he hasn't even left yet i'm prepping stabilizing himself now i don't know how the doctor read the day before he leaves yeah he came back you should not go anyway here's an insulin shot before you go i don't need insulin that's not nice oh my lord what's your club oh there's a lot of sapphires i'm thinking say chip and dales we're not going with you oh wait it's like fantasy fest you know jay-z would go to mgm you see chip and dale's yeah how do you know how do you know where john so i went i know you did in my fantasy fest 2025 wearing your cowboy boots and just my hat that's it just the tip hey guys you know a bagel is what is it john what is a bagel with cream cheese it's a cream hole no what'd you call it before a bagel with cream cheese keto yeah it's not keto it's anti-keto okay it's john i'm not on anything so yeah you are my insurance company uh kicked back my my claims my uh oh boy i can't take it anymore why'd they take it back they said they just won't cover it how much is it i was paying like 20 bucks i can get the discount in canada do they give a reason or they just said i don't know they just won't pay for it so i think it's either capped out or they need a better reason as to why i'm on it so i'm going to go back to my heart doctor and see what he can do i think you got to have like two things you know wrong with your like bmi or it's called fucking diabetes john no that's not for diabetes was epic was for diabetes is andy reed's brother you ever see remember that guy that used to do the diabetes uh commercial commercial the old guy yeah they asked him what's your favorite candy and he's like he was gonna say somebody goes out of candy candy i got diabetes that's andy reed's brother do we ever put out the other episode no i didn't get a chance to edit it but i i got um i got the audio downloaded so i'll work on it i'll find time every time i hear this i think those uh trailer park boys but oh i can't wait for the three-day weekend okay i got two weeks of four-day work weeks now i gotta fucking train some guy next month oh how did it go with the president oh my god donald trump he's doing good he's got 81 of the vote so they say not that president how'd it go with your ronald we know john you're like donald trump you're a democrat john is a democrat totally not liberal i like the uh what do you call if i have you in front of your house so it looks good the flag the lgbtq flag outside nope upside down looks it looks normal so i'm going to fly it because they they live in the upside down world that's why you have the pineapple upside down on your front door yep that's for different reasons door knocker the pineapple but your ride-along went all right yeah it was good no complaints he liked your shit organized he did good i did a very good job apparently you need a race they're gonna ask for your resignation i've been to high sexual relations with that woman they're gonna be like they're gonna give you more shit to do now yep yep that's the issue yes they are like i said i have to train somebody all next week this is do they have any experience this is no this is this is beer this is the other beer i'm gonna get into the drug game this is the other beer snowfall put this in this beer and that's how you make it kamikaze there you go then this beer that was going upstairs who the fuck knows i did bing and she's making cookies fucking river dancing up there she's trying to get ready for next week she's only got like two more weeks of orders before they're done so is that mitchie closing closing up shop no summer that's it waiting till next year waiting till next year excuse me wait what she's making the cookies for them to fundraise at the school again it's fundraiser they were they raised 10 million dollars like how much money does this place need no it's for the the clubs the booster clubs i thought you said they were done with it no we are at east street this is for the high school oh my god that's exhausting every week she's been doing like 300 cookies how much do you get paid it's like a dollar a cookie how much does it cost her to make a dollar fifty oh my god she's lost eight hundred dollars in three weeks no probably less than a hundred bucks a cookie no all together with all the ingredients what are you putting gold leaf in them yes actually we're putting cocaine in them she's making snickerdoodle it's like the highest fucking requested cookie right now actually really good i'm not a snickerdoodle fan but they are really good that means you ate like 10 of them i had one you never just had one and then what happened to the one that fell on the floor that's the five second rule and the other one that fell on the floor it fell into a fucking bag just to fundraise john's like a cat he goes like this he goes on the counter he goes oops i fell i fell in my mouth yeah it just fell right in my mouth i'm sorry bond all right this is a good podcast you stop dropping cookies on the floor john's sweating oh my my air conditioning went out my brand new one why compressor went it got covid it was a covid compressor is it really so now what happens guys come in saturday to replace it warranty the part is the labor and refrigerant isn't still going to cost me like 700 bucks dr dimples is coming to fix the compressor that's right i can't win you're in the fucking ice machine yeah what's with that you still have no ice it was working i bet you had like the balls what happened to it i have the ice balls where'd they go you said you're good so i didn't give you one so you have no ice no air conditioning and it's summer this place is like fucking auschwitz it's no wonder why jay he doesn't come here oh maybe he would have contributed i'd have the extra money oh here we go i'm gonna start charging interest john yeah what are we up to with six percent what should we charge this is a variable rate he started at e50 a five zero is it every week it changes oh yeah he didn't lock it in yeah damn it it's a variable right now it's good for us bad for him yeah anyway i have to start collecting we got a golf so where where is this pizza thing in franklin square franklin square uh i'll send you the address i don't know the exact address it's going to show up to some random guy's backyard you know you had john excited about pizza because all he gets all he cares about you know if it's good it's good it's fucking a matter of me where it's from i guarantee you john goes there with lauren's cookies and says can you throw these on the pizza for me no no it's like putting pineapple you don't do that he does a dessert thing it's funny they make it with nutella and shit now fried he does a fried pizza dough like nutella strawberries john can't have that he's like in the chinese crepe vanilla pudding can't have he's allergic yeah he's allergic to fucking everything yeah you said fruit it was over put him in the corner fruit is not keto so weird why wouldn't fruit be like a keto thing because bagels with cream cheese are the hypocrisy oh my god surprise val hasn't called yet i was i was fucking waiting for it you say her name three times she's gonna call quicker he's like shoot me over the blue nacho cheese cool ranch what asmr fuck that yeah it's uh like quiet noises yeah it's like look at his face i'm gonna lick the mic you like how that sounds you see all those chips still over there they're for the fundraiser don't touch them hey you want one i've never seen they haven't gone anywhere since the fundraising fundraising i don't want any chips i had a nice dinner one turkey burger mushroom lettuce tomato this is my keto bun my dinner keto there you go it was keto buns they are healthy for you doritos oh yeah they're great potatoes vegetable oil canola oil soybean oil sunflower oil and salt a lot of different oils it's all you need don't worry all natural flavoring is that what it says or no i say there's no way why two for a dollar you have to cut out this whole section why it sounds like he's unwrapping a goddamn christmas gift it should be on next commercial for them for super bowl we should do a super bowl ad for what doritos what three guys podcasting in auschwitz yeah i was gonna say why not it's fucking humid out yeah and it just rained too pretty pretty bad well that was this morning thanks damn champions you get a scale you're welcome you guys scared see how fucking dark this guy is why you can't say that what it's like dark you know what's crazy what's the only white thing that turns black the only white thing that turns black yeah or the black a black thing that turns white what clouds do you know why tell us bob because those clouds are under different clouds oh yeah and those top clouds create shade and that's why they look black yeah fun fact jr told me that who did jr who said jarred from subway jarred jarred peel one thing that fucking makes those clouds black is a shadow jarred peel fucking creep you know he's weird dude he's alive he i think so he's putting out music it's all over fucking feet i don't know i don't listen to that shit i don't know he's just weird you talked about facebook mitch found us please don't do it again yeah do you think he's got like satellites and everything tracking us it's you maybe not me i don't have to be able to mitch can't even work a fucking iphone you can't send a fucking picture message fucking how many times did we ask him to send it he's so creepy is that you guys he fucking found us i i still want to tell i didn't fucking tell him where we were there's no way he fucking just came to the coke stand and found us i don't have his phone number i said we're gonna go to the pepsi corner but i didn't tell him when oh unless he was he was probably fucking sitting there waiting for us the entire time fucking jmo another one didn't he go down to uh texas went down to texas didn't he doesn't know what he said no i don't know he's a fucking wackadoo you need a mackadoo no he's a wackadoo he's a wackadoo fucking guy but that was that was interesting though bumping into him fucking looks like he gained 40 pounds yeah he was such a creep you just realized that now such a creep here's your shot uh-huh you should hang out with him all right no i'm going to go over the barbecue on nope no thanks john i brought the potato salad it's like half eaten got a little hungry on the way mitch why is there a hole in the middle of the potato salad i'm hungry it looked it was tasty taste the rainbow it's unbelievable so what what is so going back to the whole uh pizza thing with time and dog it's his first of this year okay and what is he doing what do you mean like it's the first it's his first of the year making tacos so he like he did a brewery he did a couple breweries he did a bar he did a a beer distributor uh what else did he do he did a few a bunch of like different places but this one he just wanted because it's the first one of the year he wants like he's making like sandwiches this year too or some shit so he didn't want to go somewhere try to make the sandwiches in a foreign fucking place the first first oh okay so he tries he's experimental he tries to do like twice a month or like places oh but this is the first one so he's like i'm just doing it at the house oh okay but he sells them so usually it's fucking he sells out pretty quick so was he expecting a turnout tomorrow or it's a saturday tomorrow i'm sorry saturday he's gonna wait in line he'll probably yeah he'll have like i would say probably a hundred people really but like they it sounds like they're there a lot of them just like order on line or order on uh instagram what they want he makes it and has it waiting for them they come they pay them they leave or he they come and they order it there they say eat it and then leave i'm interested to see his setup it's pretty fucking wild it's pretty fucking wild and they're good i've had my fair share john's gonna eat four pizzas tomorrow saturday no he's gonna start eating pizza tomorrow yeah he's gonna test it out maybe i'll order ahead order ahead it's like little caesars i love little caesars pizza pizza that's real italian it's like equivalent to costco pizza it's real attacks it's real italian who loves costco pizza yes i do i do he's got the debit card yep no credit card sorry credit card listen he's doing it he's making it work somehow still waiting on our fucking money though so good for him as more and more share breaks around this house he's just gonna blame him it's gonna be tighter and tighter on he's like you know what he's gonna call him up he'll be like hey you remember that 20 you tried to give me that i may need to take i need it that was great in full immediately i should have i should have made him give it to us right away day we should just left it on the table but we're still in in line with the whole golfing i mean whenever we do get it i don't know it'll be next golf season it's true but yes he just bought a helmet 300 helmet you know what honestly it's no skin off my back if he doesn't fucking continue so i really don't care john just fired him and he's been excommunicado but it's the truth i don't care i don't care i don't care you know this is just for fun we're not fucking trying to make money it's not mandatory to do this if we ever started making money you know what's gonna happen oh what a thousand percent yo guys here's my my contribution okay a little too late bud anyway i can't wait to go to sleep tonight what are you good what are you gonna dream of nothing just doritos passed out working hard hardly working exhausting fucking work for like a couple hours tomorrow yeah it's friday for memorial day what the fuck are you doing you're gonna get a ton of orders you know that not it's already done are you guys even running trucks on saturday i hope fucking hope not we have a lot of shit we have to get out though tomorrow but what do you guys got planned for the weekend besides i'm dog that's it uh birthday what the fuck they're doing for that i don't even know that's a rough one i was waiting for someone to say it uh that's a rough one i don't know what the hell's going on it's a rough one i don't know what the hell's going on i do not know she just seems so mean she's yeah she's a different breed and she never smiles ever anytime i've met her like who the fuck are you like the disgust face but here's your sign but hey good luck with that better you than me it's all right have fun with your mother on sunday okay flow you just like to see flow his titties no that's getting me cut out cut that cut that's why john's always you know clipping the hedges over there cleaning the pool climbs the ladder i'm the pool boy yeah i'll be i'll be your pool boy you know i heard on the radio the other day what i thought of you guy called into uh the fan and they were going back and forth and he was like from the jersey show he's like yeah i'm tony he's like what kind of car you drive tony and they're like uh it was like a 2007 convertible corvette red and he's like how many tattoos you usually got three i got my mother's name on my left arm my wife's name on my right arm and he's like you're married he goes no divorced and say how many kids he goes i got two little shits and then i had to believe him out then he's like what uh what nationality are you tony he said we think i am and he goes i'll just i'll gonna leave you guys with this big nose big hose and hung up let's fucking tell him i got that fucking phone boomer thighs and spit his coffee across the fucking he's like he's like they were like crying they're like we can't and they couldn't get him back on the phone he wouldn't they were trying to call him back he wasn't answering that's amazing big nose big hose i'm gonna i'm gonna see if i can abbreviate that as a license plate that's it oh god i'm gonna stang bgms yeah it was it was i was like dying in the car boomer size and it's like he just said big nose big hose giannotti's like has this can it can breathe it was great oh how long we've been fucking recording for it 43 minutes fuck we just make out of the one from last week and this we should make two me too gotta figure out how to cut jay out of it oh shit if you were the one he really like you think you know i just can't stand it confucius say he's just so fucking opinionated he's pissed he's so mad that you showed up five minutes late to this just how fucking dare you we gotta be more courteous of what of all of our time got it how do you dare you he's shot whatever that's your boy no have fun at thanksgiving no he's going to flows on sunday you know what maybe i will go up there and fucking crash the nazi convention why get my money they'll kill you you don't know get my money for this podcast equipment they take your soul so be it it was weird i just don't i i can never go to the same place every year i do three times a year yeah john goes eight times a year because your your family's fucking wacky wow that's that's really nice of you hey you guys are family right and you all go to the same goddamn places every year would you like to experience other things nope nope no jay-z didn't want to go to fantasy fest he should have went told us all about it i mean he should have fucking did an instagram live from there some guy's dick and uh and a fucking mermaid costume how much would have been a pre-ex jr you like going to disney three times a year he would say yes he would probably say no no he would say no here he told us he's like i don't want to go no more i told you because he's getting bored of it he's like what the fuck am i what am i supposed to do i look forward to staying home you see that girl the mess Chewbacca was the best disney video i've ever seen in my life she met Chewbacca the real Chewbacca like a grown-up at yeah at disney a fantasy fest you don't even need a costume to be Chewbacca that's what i was fucking down there with the cuban fucking hair you guys according to the video jay santos i didn't watch it he insinuated he likes dicks i don't watch it so where's gonna be your next trip then carlisle nope what the fuck is family upstate july 4th what are you doing over there thanks for the invite blowing off fireworks actually no i'm sorry next one is pennsylvania thanks for the invite we're going to get fireworks oh i'm telling on you now fucking an after-party fireworks oh i'm telling on you now fucking an epic fucking show what here upstate with who just us oh thanks for the invite blow off more fireworks never get invited anywhere with these people i'm just trying to find this guy i didn't invite you guys it's just my fucking animal my other real pain in the ass rich yeah he's up he's upstate right now right so warren's covering the shop for him all he's fucking doing he's sitting on his computer reading emails calling her did you see the email and she's like yeah because i can see what you're doing on the computer because go to my pc thing so he can remote in yeah i see everything you're doing like what are you doing fucking go enjoy yourself man doesn't stop fucking micromanagers from 400 miles away it's like the owner that look at the camera is from home yeah you're like oh john you had a bag of chips you owe me 43 cents did we find this video yeah what are we doing here i don't know where it went no clue where it went that's not right john just finger blasting this fucking oh you've got to believe me he loves these chips finger blasting them there's a lady's potato chips killing them he only has seven more boxes left i don't know if that'll hold them over i always had a i always had a vision of like john where he works it was just that all day like everybody just sits around eating yeah they're all pastries dude how does this badge come out what oh here i found it oh all right oh my god don't want her name um some of these people are just a little too fucking much man this is john wow i think she just wanted to get grounded pounded by uh chewy i feel so happy let's go you know john's gonna be like i'm going to disney this weekend you want to be chewbacca yeah john's gonna john's gonna dress up in his chewbacca outfit now walk around waiting for this girl to pop up a thousand percent uh what is that jamaican uh christian rock music oh that's what we need geez he's pimping to that he's pimping to it she had 803 803 000 views why do you think why do you think um oh she pulled off from her tit oh present your identification you watching it's all the same girl now it's not only my shit's all stuck on her shit that's what happens you fucking the algorithm i look for the video for 30 minutes no that's all all right i'm driving to woodbury this is real fun not real fun what'd you do to the microphone it's been fun it's been real but it hasn't been real fun i told you this was jay-z wait oh jeez how long we got 51 minutes more than enough yeah i can edit this down fuck you john fuck you fuck you tom brady fuck you tom brady yeah that was a great that was a great roast it was so long four hours so long