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Okay. Well, you got a song? Uh, not really. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Well, technically, we're live on the video, so whatever you got, man. All right. Let's do some NBA live talk. I haven't done anything today. Winning records, so far. Okay. This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. I'm hot in here, man. I don't know about y'all, but it's starting to cool off. Man, there we go, dude. All right. We're back in here. Back in this bitch. It feels like forever. I don't know. It kind of feels like... Get that rust off, man. Yeah. Get this going. Get it flowing. Get the juices going. Juices going. I didn't see you brought the shot glasses, but did you bring any... Something to put in it? Oh, fuck. All right. Well, this episode is brought to you by this big-ass fucking bottle of Jack Daniels. Let's pray on that one. Yeah, Paul, are you drinking this episode or are you smoking? What are we doing? I mean, I had a margarita earlier, so I'll do a little... I can't go all... We'll do a baby shot. We'll drink champ this bitch. Baby shots out of this big-ass bottle. That's what we're doing. It's a little low, so it makes sense. All right, man. What are we calling this? Is this Ojos Mota? Is this the Mahomes O.T.? What are we doing here? This is Ojos Mota on Edison Drive Podcast. We're doing the playoffs, right? We're doing the NBA playoffs. We're doing whatever the hell we want, man, honestly. Hey, man, first of all, good to see you all, man. Good to be back in here. Back to being here. Yeah. The NFL season just kicked off. We had the draft last night. The playoffs are rolling. It's pretty good. You know, this is the first time... Oh, there's my fucking phone. All right, so what are we doing? I know we got the NFL draft. I know that's something we were going to talk about, but I haven't heard anything like... Well, I mean, there was the... I mean, there was Penix, man. That was kind of a shocker. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up the way they burned Cousins. They gave him a whole Cousins. Hey, man, they gave him a whole Cousins. Let's take a shot on fuck Cousins. He said... No, hold on. Okay, I can understand the argument, but I do not give a fuck about Cousins. I don't care about Cousins part in that, but cheers to that. We can start there. I'm going to start that with that conversation. It's not about caring about Cousins. It's a fact about, fucking, you just gave this guy a multimillion-dollar deal where I think it was above $100 million for the next five years, and then you fucking get the quarterback and fucking just bench him. Yeah, well... The GM's got a lot of explaining to do to the owner. No, no, no. You know what it is. No, it's offer blank because they're a low-esteem quarterback franchise. He's like, I'm not going to deal with the bullshit anymore. You know, he's frustrated by it. He just doesn't want to deal with that being the fault. So I guess he's trying to do like the Green Bay model too and they're kind of doing it. But it just, it's just a fucking reach, man. Like they have to fucking trade down. Why is it a reach? It's a reach, man, because Penix is not meant to be sitting down for three. Well, none of us know how long. Would you ever spend your age draft pick on Michael Penix? Well, we don't know what Penix is going to be. This is like a shocker, though, man. It fucked up a lot of games. I mean, what do they think of Mahomes? I don't know, man. Like it's – I think – well, one, I think a lot of it has to do because of the black quarterback. If you feel GM is black, the head coach is black. Yeah, I mean the coach – I'm sorry. I hate to say it. Well, I know. They want to be like relevant. The quarterback is why they're dressed like – Michael Vick 2.0. Yeah. Because they're going to win games. I think they're actually – for the division, I think they're good now. You know, that's like another topic. I agree with G. Is it the race car type of thing? Oh, my bad. Is it because of the race car type of thing? Because they got Bjorn Robinson. Yeah, they got a squad. They got Pitts. They got Cowpitts. Yeah, they got to win. If Kirk Cousins, if he's off his ACL and he like – They got London. Like they're not going to pull him, but like, you know, he – Like I said, it's like he could lose his job to injury, you know, some shit like that. You know, like he'll – we'll see. Because, I mean, generally Kirk Cousins, other than, you know, he suffered a major injury, he shows up. He's a – Oh, yeah, that's right. He's like – he doesn't get hurt. So, you know – That's a good way to look at it. So, this year he might not even play. You know, they might just, you know – Well, I can think of some other times where they, you know, signed a quarterback and then they also drafted. I mean, well, for one, let's talk about Kirk Cousins. They drafted RG3 in the second round and drafted Cousins, so he should be used to this shit already. Not again. No, but the one that comes to mind is Seattle when they did the same thing. They drafted – I can't remember who they – no, no, they signed a quarterback. I can't remember who he is. That's how irrelevant he is. Oh, Flynn. They signed Flynn. Oh, yeah, man, Flynn. And then Russell Wilson. And then Russell Wilson. And then got out second round or whatever. But that ain't going to happen. He's not going to win the job in the fucking training camp. How do you know? Look, man, you – They paid him $180 million. That's fucking why – like that motherfucker's going to play unless he's hurt. Or he just plays like shit for like 10, 12 games. And you know they're five and seven again, you know. Let's take Cousins' money out the way because I think that he's – somebody's going to want him. He's trade value. Yeah. So they can come off of him if they hit a home run with Penix. I think they realize that these quarterbacks are coming off the board so quick that they have to just grab one and at least – They're in a panic mode. At least you have two quarterbacks that have a potential chance to be your franchise quarterbacks. If that's all you need to be relevant, then why not stack the deck and see if one of those works, your chances are better, just went up 100% by grabbing two of them. So I know it's kind of like unorthodox, but what do they say about being the same, doing the same thing over and over and not getting the same results? So sometimes you've got to do some weird shit like that. I would say it's a risk, but with risk comes reward. So I don't hate it. I don't hate it. I don't know what Penix is to judge the pick, but just like off the circumstances of having a quarterback already and then bringing him in, I think that's real competition that's going to – I don't think it's a bad thing. The only one that hurts is really Kirk Cousins, but fuck Kirk Cousins because he's like one of the top five paid ever quarterbacks and you know who's behind him? Jack Prescott. Ah, leave that motherfucker. And, you know, he hasn't done anything either. So, you know, I don't feel sorry for Kirk Cousins. They're the same guy. They're the same guy. They're the exact same person. They're the Spider-Man meme. Fucking Drake and J. Cole right there, bro. That's shit, dude. They're fucking saying that to each other. I mean, fuck, that's a good statement, though. We want to just go to that. Yeah, what do you all think about this whole Drake, Cole, Kendrick. Yeah, you know, I got Drake. Drake is Thanos. Balance everything out. Calm down y'all's asses. Okay, so you like Drake and his whole battle plan. Yeah, him and his whole Ghost Riders. Well, at least you can acknowledge that. Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, man. I mean, he's got a well team. We haven't heard from Kendrick. It's been two weeks. You're on the clock, Kendrick. Yeah, I'm on the fucking clock. And, you know, I feel, you know, it's funny you say Drake and his Ghost Riders. It seems like nobody cares, right? Like, who cares as long as he's. So. Why is Rap the only place where you can not have Ghost Riders? Beyonce has Ghost Riders. Taylor has Ghost Riders. R&B singers have Ghost Riders. Everyone has Ghost Riders except Rap. Well, I just want to use that in another analogy with something that I've seen online lately, too, is with LeBron. And they're talking about, oh, well, he's on these steroids or not steroids, whatever you call them. Performing enhancing drugs. Like, now that's the thing. Like, people are kind of whistle blowing. You hear that? They're going crazy, man. Yeah. So, I mean, if people don't care about Drake's Ghost Riding and to get his accomplishments, how do y'all feel about maybe there's Falco or whatever you want to call the situation with LeBron? Like, do you think he's doing something that people haven't caught on to? And do y'all even care? To be honest, I don't care. Because at the end of the day, he's just got to go out there and perform. I mean, no matter what, everybody's got to have some way of fucking leverage towards it as an athlete. I'm not an athlete, but athletes find the leverage. They go to trainers. LeBron spends a million dollars on his body to keep it the way it is for so long. But technology has advanced from early 2000s to where we are now to where athletes' muscles, you got that damn ball that fucking massages you while you're sitting on the bench, the one that you're on. So, technology advances, man. I don't think it's got to be enhancements, but maybe just enhancements of the tools that they use to take care of your body, but not medical-wise. You know what I mean? What do you think? Yeah, so I don't think he's doing anything, and I do care. Because, yeah, I'll take it at face value. I haven't really looked into any of what y'all said. But there's a couple of things I find interesting. That and the whole ghost riding thing. But, yeah, I mean, he's Mr. Clean, man. I mean, whatever he's doing, I think it's what I would call natural. I wouldn't call him Mr. Clean. I think he has a great team behind him. No, I think he's doing what Brady was doing. I mean, yeah, like, I would do the same if I were him, probably. I mean, without, like, this ain't no Aaron Hernandez shit or anything. You know, like, I mean. Would you kid him? Goddamn, you fucking computer. No, but what if? Like, I mean, John Moran? I don't know, man. No, there's, I can't remember who. Yeah, like his wife was on TV or something when I was at the gym. Well, you know about adrenochrome, right? Hold on a little, sci-fi. You know the adrenochrome, right? Like, where, like, you're able to put young kids' blood into your own to make you younger? Like, all the elites are doing it? I mean, yeah, but, like, ethical shit, it's all by a fucking man, you know? Like, I'm not, like, I'm not a conspiracy theory person. Like, if I am, then somebody needs to let me know. Like, I just think what I believe is. Whatever science is, it's science-based. But, you know, like, we're making that shit up here, so it's like, what the fuck is this? I don't think LeBron has kids in his basement. And, like, you know, hey, bring in another kid. But I think he may be not asking questions of where this blood's coming from, but hey. I mean, he's like Shohei Itani, you know? Like, his fucking guy was fucking with his shit, you know? Like, he's not paying attention to little shit like that, I mean. Does LeBron have somebody maybe giving him some shit that's on the 50-50 list? I think it's blood. I don't even think it's drugs. Yeah, they figured it out, bro. You put young kids, and, you know, let's talk about the border crisis, right? You know, I can't even say, and I hate to go conspiracy theorists, but there's so many kids that are just disappearing. Like, disappearing. Okay, you got my attention. Okay? I'm listening, I'm listening. And there's, there's, it's literally a proven fact now that kids' blood. Kids' blood is like a way to replace your old blood to make you young still, to keep you, you know, alive. So, wasn't there going to be like a kidney transplant or something? No, it's just that. It's called adrenochrome, man. Is it naturally occurring, or it's like symphatically made? No, it's not. It's their blood, and they just transfuse. So, what's the question about it? I don't know what he's saying, but from what I think he's saying is, like, they just inject a younger, like, you got to have the same type of blood. Yeah. And they just inject the kids' blood that they took it from and put it into your blood so those cells match with your old blood and they keep you young. Right. They keep you young. Exactly. Well, sure. I mean. I mean, there was a bunch of kids in cages, man, throughout the years. Well, I know. What am I, what am I not seeing? I mean, if I had the money, why would I not see? You got to be Illuminati, don't you? Right. I am the Illuminati, man. Kent Williams, man. The Illuminati. Yo, I mean, there's just a lot of crazy. Well, that's why I want to get into the medical field so I can get. Goddamn. Either I can discard my ignorance or I can show yours. Well, let me ask, let me ask this, man, because there's. I don't know how we went from Michael Pennix to this, but I mean. I mean. I'm here, man. We're freestyling, right? Like, we're going to talk all the time. This is not ghost writing, man. I don't ghost write. Fuck that. I'm a rapper, man. Yeah, we're freestyling right now, man. We freestyle. But, well, let me ask this. That's the game, man. That's what it's about. This brings up, this brings up another topic that I want to, okay. So, once you're at the top, what would you do to stay there? Like, as far as like a billionaire or a rapper or like, because. I would buy all the best, like, food and nutrients and shit. I mean, it's proving like you can be buff. It's like, look at Jeff Bezos. Like, you know what I mean? Like. Yeah, you're not ugly. You're poor. Right? Would they say that? I mean. No, like, if you have the money, like, that's a challenge. Like, I would want to be that. Like, I would go to the gym every fucking day and I would feed fucking my food. Like, that would. You know, and then when it's time to do whatever task I have to do to make some money, I would then, you know. That's it. But, yeah, all that shit on autopilot. Once you have money, you have money and you're on top, I would think like you would get the best team around you. The best PR. The best group around you. And. Yeah, like, what did Tom Brady do? What did LeBron James do? That's what I would be like. OK, like, I can afford whatever they're doing. I'll fucking do it, too, if I can do it. But to stay on top. I mean, like, do you mean by, like, staying on top by, like, like physically or just knocking off everybody there? No. Well, let's say what would y'all. How far down the ethics scale would y'all go to become one of them billionaires? Shit, man. You got to become alumni. So now I don't believe in Illuminati. I think that the greediness of people, you would do what it takes necessary to stay on top. Yeah, you said a key word there. It's greed. That's what you'd have to abstain from. I mean, I can give you an answer to that question. You know, for me, I'm a single man, so I don't have any concerns there. So, I mean, yeah, I would. There's. I'll do something along, you know, those lines, I guess. Well, I mean, because, you know, like a casino or some shit, you know, like I have a, you know, like I want to be like. Well, I've said this before. I should like that. I want to be a venture capitalist. If I could choose to do anything, I would do that. Venture capitalism. Yeah, I understand that. For those who don't understand. Yes, please explain. It's like investing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I. Not me, Edward. No, no, I know. It's just investing. It's just it's like it's like betting the fucking spread. I was just like every day, like all of it. Fucking two grand. Do that. This thing is going to net me whatever. Ten grand. I don't know what the fuck. Well, how what if you what if you're able to get an edge on that? Like like let's just like like that. It's like the ultimate drug, man. That's that's why we all we all love gambling. Let me give you an example, because I was reading some stuff and I want to get into that too here in a little bit. I mean, we all don't have any ethical concerns of gambling. But, you know, like I said, well, I don't have it with women. I've been teaching me. I've been teaching me. Within reason. I mean, the farther along I get, I'll learn. There'll be a point where, you know, I'll either want to stop or keep going. If I was on the business side of it. Well, I read this. You know, I did poker. So, you know, I know that side of it. Well, my goal from listening to you on our text would go back and forth is not to be a square at the beginning of the season. I'll give you some fun. Give you some some game that I've learned from you also. Back to that. I mean, I don't mean to cut you off. Y'all been teaching me game. I've been telling y'all about the over and under last night and today. As a matter of fact, yeah, I like that shit the way y'all been teaching me. Well, this is why I brought up that. Let me ask this. Okay. Because I seen, I read a quote when I was checking out that old astrology shit. It said, millionaires don't have mind readers. I don't mean psychics. Billionaires do. Meaning? The astrology shit that you were talking about? Yeah, like they know the, they can find the answers out, but it comes with a cost. And I know I told you about it, but I didn't tell you about this. And let me just tell you a quick story. Let me see if I have something for that. I want to tell a quick story. Well, we got a little time. So, as you know, okay, so I've been into the whole little birth chart and stuff like that. We talked about it a little bit last time, right? And I don't really go into like horoscopes and stuff, but I happen to go into an email one day. I looked at the email. I seen down the line, I saw like, the more I scrolled, it said sports astrology. And it had like three picks. Remember I was telling you? And I was like, yo, if these three picks go right, I'm going to fucking change the way I even think about sports gambling. Well, the bitch went three and 0. I looked back, she went two and one the previous day. And I said, okay, I'm going to start going down the rabbit hole. And so I started going down the rabbit hole. And then I found this book called Sports Darwinism. I think I shared that with you. Yeah, you shared something. Sports Dharma, sorry. And I read it the whole night. And then I started going down the rabbit hole some more, going through these sites. They asked me for my, you know, password, seven-day trial, whatever. I did. And then all of a sudden I got, yeah, go ahead. I got, yeah, just bring a few of them. So I got to, all of a sudden I had this fucking mind reader or like psychic that was like, you have two minutes. Ask me questions. I didn't even know how I got there, and I didn't have any questions. But I was just like, you know, whatever. They had like predetermined questions. So I just picked one and said something about my job or whatever. And he started fucking telling me shit. He was so accurate. He was like, yeah, you didn't start a business. You're not made for the corporate world. You're one that started a business, blah, blah, blah. He was just so accurate. But I was like, yeah, whatever. And then two minutes were up. Do you want more time? No. I'm done. I canceled the subscription. I didn't even know how I got there. So I would say about five minutes later my son comes into the room, and he's like, Dad, I cannot sleep. Where's Mom? I was like, I don't know. You know, I'll find her. She's downstairs. He's like, yeah, there's. So basically he just felt that somebody was watching him in his room and he couldn't sleep. He said he had sleep paralysis right after that. And then someone was watching his room. I didn't think of nothing. I was like, oh, you're having a bad dream. You know what? Go sleep in the loft. Pearl goes to the room, comes back. It's like, there's this crazy presence as soon as you walk into the room. And I'm like reading this whole strategy show, what you're doing. I'm like, oh, that's cool. You know what? Let me go check it out. I'm telling you, bro, as soon as I walked to the corner to my son's room before I even get to the door, I get this fucking sudden like fuzzy feeling, chills down my spine. It's like fuzzy between my ears, like this weird feeling that I've never felt before, before I even get to the door. And I was like, oh, my God, what the hell is this? And then she was like, there's this presence. And then I walk in, sure enough, like throughout this whole room, you just feel this energy that I've never felt before. And it kind of felt weird. And that was just kind of scary because they felt it the way I did. So we knew there was some kind of presence there. So that happened, right? Like I said, it was right after all that astrology bullshit, right? The next day, I started feeling like real anxiety, not feeling myself. So I went to, so I go home. Pearl goes to go drop off Jennica's boyfriend. And then I go to the restroom to take a shit. I literally sit down. Five seconds later, like I pull out my phone. You know, you're sitting there and pull your phone out. I'm like this with my phone. Boom. So I feel something on my arm and it falls on the floor. I look, it's a scorpion this big that fell from the ceiling on me. Five seconds within me sitting down. First of all, it's a big ass scorpion. We don't have scorpions in our house. I've never heard of a scorpion like that. For one, what is it doing up there? Two, why does it land happening when I'm going through all this bullshit, right? And so like, okay, so that happens. Then later on that night, I have a sleep paralysis myself. And it's probably the worst sleep paralysis I've ever had in my life because it took the longest for me to get up from it. And what happens is when I got up from it, I stayed in a dream. Like I woke up, but I was still in a dream. I woke up in a dream. And I was, and, you know, I do what I do. Anytime I have a bad dream, I scoot it over to Pearl. And then, you know, I put a little limb over her just so I could feel her presence. I'm like, okay. And then, long story short, this stuff started happening, like where I started seeing these demons. And then I was like, what, this is real. Am I awake? Yes, I'm awake. And then I woke up again. But I was still in a dream that woke up from the other dream that woke up from the other dream. And I've never had that happen. Are you fucking running slow? It's a deception, man. Yes, exactly. You're just fucking running. Time was so fucking slow. It seemed like forever. Finally, when I did wake up, I looked. The first thing I did was I looked at my phone and was like, please be like 3 o'clock in the morning, all right, because I fell asleep like at 11.30 or 12.30 or something like that. I looked at my phone. It had been like 30 minutes, bro. It had been nine, dude. Like the longest ever. Bro, I prayed after that. I prayed. And then I started getting that feeling that I felt with Ava in the room. And I started getting that feeling. And then I prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed until it went away. And then I was like, okay, like let it go. So here's 3 a.m. I'm scared when I wake up at 3 a.m. because it's a witching hour, man. So every time at 3 a.m., man, when I wake up at 3 a.m., I got to go to the restroom, man. I just like look at the clock one time a day. I hope it's not 3 a.m. because that's witching hour, bro. Yeah, yeah. That's why I pray until I sleep. That's probably like my least popular hour ever. What? 3 a.m.? Yeah, I haven't been up 3 a.m. in a long time. You get a shot. Yeah, 3 a.m. is not the best. 3 p.m. is great. Yeah, you go home at 3.30. Yeah, I love 3 p.m. and 7 p.m. No, I go to the park and smoke weed. Goddamn, I miss that shit. It's only been a couple of days. Yeah. I mean, I say that to say, look, I feel like you can learn, like you can know the truth, but when you know the truth, you don't believe in God no more. You don't have no faith. Now you're, so you start bringing in other spirits in the world that, you know, do you want that kind of? But it's out there. It's just unquantifiable. Like I said, I was learning. You saw that and I said, Laker's going to win, right? Because I did my math and I did the whole astrology math that they taught me on that book. Oh, the New Orleans one, right? Oh, the New Orleans one. That's right, yeah. You were getting like voodoo vibes or some shit. Yeah, and it was working, but then. I was like, fuck that. I knew that shit was good. That's what I was like. I said, okay, I can find out the truth. No, you were saying that astrology was witchcraft and shit. Yeah, I feel like that. Because you are opening up a whole nother dimension. And with dimensions, there's evil entities. So what do you feel what happens, you know, 30 minutes was opening another dimension? I feel like what you're doing is, what you're doing is. You've done harder shit than I've done. You're taking faith out of it. Because faith is not knowing, but believing. And trusting yourself, trusting God. And your conscience. But when you're trying to, it's like. But if you're trying to find a cheat code or whatever, now you're taking God out of it. You're like, you're playing with God, right? Now you're playing with God. And so now it opens up a whole different realm that, are you ready for that? And I feel like these billionaires, they're finding the truth. And that's how they're getting ahead in life and stuff like that. But at what cost? At what cost? Yeah, exactly. They know about the blood, the this, they can do. Like if we found out we can stay older for a long time, would you do it? I think we all would say yes. But then what if we say, okay, when you do it, now you're opening up evil spirits to come and bitch to you and stuff. Now would you still do it? What if you live for like a thousand years or some shit? Like do you really believe that people used to live like longer? Yeah. Like, yeah. Well, if you do, then I believe then. But it's because of our agriculture now, that's why we're all so fucked up. Nah, well, that's a whole. Yeah, man, let's get back to the point, bro. Yeah, I was going to say, that's a whole other. That's a whole different thing. That's a whole other. Yeah, now we're bringing in aliens and this shit. Whatever you want me to talk. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Yeah. Or sci-fi. Yeah, yeah, no shit. Now we're bringing up aliens. God damn, Paul. Hey, man, it's up and rolls. The X-Files is entertainment. Triple X-Files is even better. I mean, yeah, if they had nudity, it would be my favorite show ever. I like that triple X. What kind of, like alien nudity or? Nah, just like, like. I don't know, man, that girl. The New Castle, man. That's the concept, man. It's educational, but it's sexual, you know. It always does Daniel look pretty hot as a alien. You know, because there's a certain segment of the male population that, you know. Like I said, I'm going to get canceled for the 99th time. You know, like Cat Williams. This is canceled. I want to hear the canceled culture. Go ahead. Yeah, the canceled culture, man. It's, yeah, I mean, it's. Elaborate. It's objectifying women. It's, I mean, it's porn. I mean, you know, it's just, it's fantasy, man. It's just, you know. I mean, women have fantasies too, but men, you know, it's more graphic. It's more body parts, you know. I mean, that drives a man, you know, when they're single. You know, I mean. I think. Y'all been on both sides. I mean, I only know one side of the fence, man. Well, I will say that women do run the world because. Yeah. Why do we get haircuts? Why do we, I mean, why do we drive nice cars? Why do we get the finest things in life? I mean, we're simple men, right? Simple. Very simple. We're very simple. We don't care about shit. We just want to be fed and fucked. Like, and then all this other stuff. And we're paroled to do that. And, you know, so. I'm sorry. I don't think that it's a single man thing. I think that it's a fucking every man thing. And we all, we all, our nature comes before our thoughts. Like what we, what we feel comes before what we think. Like we feel, therefore we think. Right. But that can get deep too. But I'm just saying like. Goddamn. I mean, yeah, you can study the emotions. We need to clarify this shit, man. For real, man. And terrorism. I think we're going off the walls, man. Clarify. Okay, we can clarify. Here's an easy fucking answer. Just fucking like. Well, never mind. You can have faith-based beliefs. But like fundamentally when you're out in the world and you have that professional mask on. You just, you acknowledge what we call science. And you, you play within those rules, you know. Especially in this country, which is based off, you know, capitalism. You know, it's, you know, it's still a democracy on face value. But like I said, you know, these, these, these, you know, elite capitalists. These 1%, you know, they, they have all the power, you know. And it, like I said, you know, there's, if you want to evolve, there's really no other way to do it. I mean, you can fuck off, but, you know, you're going to die in poverty. So, you know, you just, you just have to find another day and, you know, see. Find another parlay. I see you, I see you the one over here. Yeah, I'm working on, we're just playoff talk, bro. Well, let's talk playoffs. I mean, shit, what's going on right now? Who's winning? You got 41, 54. Half? Yeah, half right now, man. And give me a second, I'll tell you your stats and everything. Hey, do me a favor, can you, because my phone is not there. Can you put, let me see. I kind of want to use. Here you go, G. Well, how do y'all even think about this? Because me, when I look at like the playoffs, I'm trying to think, okay, well. Is this the result? I think it's going to happen in game three or game four. Hold on, I'm going to, I'm going to go ahead and pause this. No, go, go, go ahead, G. Here, I'll just fucking, I'll throw in some money. You want to make a bet? This be your bet on price fits or? Well, I want to do, I kind of want. Well, I mean, right now, right now the bet is the Clippers, you know, if you're in a live bet. Yeah, no, that's exactly what I want to do. I mean, I mean, I think the, what is the website real quick? Like, I mean, it's not a two and a four to a four and a half. Just go to like the website. I don't know if that's too low now. Okay. I mean, this is on the site. Well, Paul, how do you feel your team drafted in England? England, England wanted a quarterback. I mean, England have been in my team for a while. Man, I see you got that Mahomes O.T., bro. I see you got the Mahomes O.T., you call it? Yeah, they're saying, I mean, if he, I think he's fucked because he's in New England. That franchise is going to be bad for him. Do you think that 3P is coming for the Chiefs? That's what I'm asking. Well, I mean, so I've stopped doing hard research on this for right now. But, you know, as we kind of talked about this last time, you went Chiefs and Lions, and I said, well, look, if you're going to take that Super Bowl, why don't you just take the Lions? So I'm working on this as an argument. I mean, I don't know if I can switch at this point because, I mean, you know, I, I mean, I called that Houston, man. Like, y'all know I called that on the Texans. Did you log out or not? Yeah, you can log out. Did you get that Texans bet before? No, I didn't bet shit. I wasn't on there, so. Here, log out, man, because I don't know how to log out on that. I mean, even if I had it, I don't know if I would do it because it'd be a long-ass wait. Like, I don't have that long to wait on bets, so. The way I feel, I think the repeat, three-peat. Three-peat. Yeah. So, I mean, if I could change it, if I could change my pick right now, I would go Lions and Chiefs, but I'm not necessarily backing off the Texans over Packers yet. I think that, like I said last time, man, I think the Texans are going to be, I think the overrated, like the Eagles, or where they became the super team and everybody was all in on the Eagles. You're on this one. The Niners were all in this year. Everybody was all in on the Niners. They fell flat. They didn't fall flat, but they went against Mahomes. And Mahomes didn't have no receivers. He had Rice, yes. He's got a what's-his-name from Texas now. Yeah, exactly. That's my point. And now he has Rice. He has an agent, Kelsey. Kelsey's coming back one more year. And they got a young stud that can fucking run. Kelsey's knocking off because of, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he can be like the Brad James. Like, yeah, we know you still got it, but you don't really like still got it. No, but Kelsey is like that boxer right now, man. He's taking a blood. He's with Taylor Swift. He's injecting himself with blood. She's draining him dry, bro. Yeah. It's amazing. You're all talking about women who run the world. Well, that's the woman who runs the world, and she's a fucking vampire. Hey, he's following suit. There we go. I mean, yeah. He's following suit. She's all like, hey, don't make me do it. Fly on the wall in that room, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So I think because you wanted to do Super Bowl. Texans were a good Super Bowl odd at that time. Now everybody's kind of bandwagoning the Super Bowl, them doing it. But at the end of the day, they still got to get past the Chiefs, and they literally solidified. OK, well, let's talk about this, man. I'm sorry to cut you off. No, go ahead. All right. D'Amico Ryan's Niners. Assistant coach went to the AFC Houston. Reed Mahomes beat the original Shanahan, right? Right. Hold on. Is this from Spurs today? No, this is Dr. Dominick. OK. So don't put your money on the Niners or the Texans because either way, Reed is Mahomes' old man. That's my take. And Mahomes did it without no real threats on wide receivers. Only a tight end and a running back and got that shit done while hobbling. And they still have the number one defense seven loss. Well, here's the one thing. So like I said, this is why I feel like I'm trying to get out of this. So CJ Stroud and Mahomes, they have not yet played. So there's no data there. I mean, like I said, Josh Allen, he's fucking owned. That's why I don't get this bullshit. I mean, Mark Jackson, I think he's on the fence. I don't know. We all were buying in, and he shit the bed too. The 49ers, that was a math play. That was a classic simulation. Like, you know, Taylor Swift runs the world. You believe in Taylor Swift, you win the Super Bowl. You know, like that one. I've never heard that one before. Yeah. So like I said, yeah, but it's like, OK, it's that easy. You don't really have to know anything about football. It's just the Chiefs over the 49ers again. Fuck it. Well, I would say. OK, I guess that's your Super Bowl pick because you're not giving me one. Is that your pick or who are the Chiefs beating? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the Chiefs over the 49ers again. No, I got Chiefs over everyone. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Chiefs over Kirk Cousins. Texans are no longer a good future bet as far as like. That's why I'm trying to get out of the Super Bowl. But I think there's still a very good future bet when it comes to the regular season. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're going to go over it. Yeah, that's why the nine and a half, I think, is still out there. Or they're making the playoffs or winning their division is golden. Well, I know you went from saying that winning the division was the best bet to fucking the under and he's going to shit like he's going to get injured or some shit. That was in the astrology phase, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So like I said, yeah, now you went. So you were over on the Bills and under on the Texans. I don't know if that's true. Not anymore. I mean, Bills are. The Bills are the Cowboys of the AFC. Did they draft the receiver yet or did they trade it again? They traded their second pick again. I don't know where they got into this. May I say this again? Bills are the Cowboys of the AFC. They fucking suck. They've got one quarterback, a franchise quarterback, that can't get it done in the postseason, can't get it done in the regular season, can't get it done in the postseason. Their running game sucks. Their defense is on par. You've got Josh Allen, man. Josh Allen is the Dak from the AFC. I'd rather take Josh Allen. For real? Yeah, man, because at least he still runs. Dak doesn't even run anymore. I think we've got a poll question here. Is Dak better than Josh Allen? I already know, because we're in Texas, it's going to be like 80 to 20, but go ahead. No, Dak led the NFL in touchdowns and throw-in touchdowns last year. Did Allen do that? As a matter of fact, Dak's been outperforming Allen. He's only like one or two playoff wins behind, right? Yeah, but Dak, the last couple years, has been outperforming Allen. Look, I don't know why everybody gives a fuck about Dak. He's going to playoff this year, maybe to make the playoffs or not, but he's going to sign with Tennessee or who the fuck else could he sign with? He's going to walk. I'll give Jerry Jones credit for that. At least he's like, fuck it. I don't know. I'm just going to play it out. It's 9-8, 10-7. Just fuck it. Leave. I don't give a fuck. I hope they do that. Why did they draft Michael Penis? I mean, fuck. Yeah, exactly. Penis. Hey, hold on. He was going to say Michael Penis. That's why he stopped himself. He was going to say Michael Penis, motherfucker. Why are you gay? Why are you gay? You get a few of those. I hope they go the fucking Atlanta Falcons route and drop the fucking quarterback in the second, third round and be like, Dak, you're on the clock. Actually, matter of fact, you're not even on the clock. You have a time limit. When I was living with my dad, he literally told me, you have this many days before you have to get a job, your own car, your own place, go do it. You have to get it done. Get it done because I am done with whatever we're doing right now. All right? So I hope they give him that. But you know what? He came out already saying, oh. God damn it. He went already on record to be like, oh, Dak's our quarterback. I want Dak. Let me do the text I sent you last night. I don't know if you read it or not, but this is how I felt yesterday after. Let me see that. This over me. This is why. There's this over me yesterday. This is why. After the Bears fucking drafted the other wide receiver, this is why we want Jerry gone. Bears have gone to the Super Bowl in this century and gone to be this bad where they picked first and are big players in free agency. The Jones Eagle doesn't let us be big players in free agency because they believe they draft the best and think those players are enough. Never have they been enough. These players that they draft leave where? The markets where? Left won the Super Bowl with Chris Canty. Left won the Super Bowl with the Giants. Flozel Adams left won the Super Bowl with the Steelers. DeMarco Murray. I mean, not DeMarco Murray. Those are all fucked. He went to Denver. The markets where? Yeah, the markets where. Yeah, they won the Super Bowl, man. The Joneses, they do draft well, but they're not big players in free agency because they're full of their ego thinking that they could draft these players. But then at the same time, they do not have the quality. Then they overpay for their own players. And then they don't have money for free agency. They take free agency out of the equation, and they draft good, which I give it to them. They draft good, and then they fuck themselves by being too loyal to those players. When it comes to when you pay them, they're not loyal to you. This is my theory. I'd rather them do the New England thing where they fucking let them go a year or two later, get a fucking draft pick out of it. If they're going to do the draft pick way, which is a good way, then let go of those players and let them sign. Trade them so they can bring you more draft picks so you can keep drafting better players like the New England did. They were never loyal to any of their players. And then those players, the positions that they couldn't get right, that's when you overpay for those players because you know what you're getting once you… You have to overpay for the holes in your system. Those are the ones you pay for. But go ahead. Let me tell you this. Hold on. Let me tell my words. The Joneses are Spurs fans. I believe they've seen the Spurs' success with Tim Duncan drafting players and keeping on rotation. And they build them up. They fell in love with the way the Spurs were drafting. Keep their own players and keep stars. But the thing is they don't have a superstar. They got a bunch of role players. So it falls flat on their faces every time. They're in Dallas. They're not Maddox fans. I think they're Spurs fans. They're following the Spurs' ways. And that's my thing. I don't think so because if you're talking about their franchises… They don't have franchise players. They never suck bad enough to get a quality, good quarterback. They drafted Dak on the fourth round or third round, whatever it was, 6-8-6 or something. So I think they're trying to emulate the Spurs' way but without a superstar. Do you see it? No. No? No because one franchise is… They are very… They know. They're the Patriots. One of them is well run and the other one is not. One of them is all in the news, all about the money. One is not. Drafting-wise. I guess if you say drafting-wise, but I think… They don't pay free agency. They don't pay big player free agents just like the Spurs. They'd rather draft, go through a draft. They don't bring free agents in. I think back to that billionaire shit. I think he's using a sidekick. Hey, this player is going to be good. You better fucking draft him. Or I don't fucking know. Hey. Because I don't know what they are. They do good at drafting. That I will give it to them. But they just don't know how to handle the money. Jerry don't got to be a drunk like Peter Ho. He's just too loyal. How is he loyal, bro? He's fucking buying $80 million yachts and fucking just giving his players pennies and refusing to overpay or be big players of free agency while he's fucking buying $80 million yachts that are sitting there that he's probably not going to use maybe once, twice a year. I don't know. I think it would fuck everything. Because I think the Cowboys were on the right path when they got a cheap quarterback in Dak. Dak was valuable when he was cheap. But they fucked it up in Zeke. But they fucked it up in Zeke. That's where I said, you know what, I'm done being a Cowboys fan. Because not only did they pay Zeke, they entitled him. Because what did Zeke do? He said, no, I'm going to Cabo. And they made it real public. And what did he do? He got his way. So now he set the tone and he set the precedent for every other fucking Cowboy to be like, you know what, I want to get paid. All I got to do is go to Cabo. It's just like when your kids want something, you tell them no. And then they're like, yeah, and they throw a fit and they're crying on the floor. And then you give it to them. And then the people that are not, the other kids that are not doing that, they see them, oh, that's what I got to do to get paid? Or to do what I want? No, you better not fucking do that. And that's basically the rest of the NFL. Yeah. So that's where I think that they fucked up is paying Zeke. And it goes all four circles because now apparently they're going to probably sign Zeke again, which I don't mind right now because they're going to get him cheap. And Zeke knows, he's like, you know what, I look to see the grass is not greener anywhere. Let me take my discount. You know what, y'all fucking paid me while no other running backs are getting paid. Like let me be loyal to y'all. And I'm sure this is where Jerry Jones is probably good at. He's like, look, I'll put you in the ring of honor. You come with a better deal. Let me get you on a discount. And I think that they are going all in. They're not going. Yes, but they're doing it in a cheaper way. They got a plan. Bro, this plan hasn't been working for like 28 years, man. They've been doing this plan for that long, man. Just go all in like you said, man. But we're not here or there, man. Well, I will say that their team was fucking good. They just laid an egg on one game. So it's hard to blame Jerry Jones for the way the team performed against Green Bay because one team was fucking – I think that's more the coach's fault. Really, I think it's the coach's fault. I really think that Jerry Jones puts a good product on the field. It's the fucking coaches that he hires to manage his fucking team because it's always like none of these are leaders of men. They're all yes men, yes sir kind of. Well, yeah, it's because they're Jimmy Johnson, man. Why don't he bring Jimmy Johnson in? No, he's like he fucked that up. It is Belichick, bro. Belichick needs to come over here. Nobody wants to hire him, bro. Yeah, like I can't believe Jerry Jones doesn't have the balls to fucking fire McCarthy and hire Belichick. Yeah, he's the guy like I got big balls and he can't pull that trigger. You know, he's fucking 80 years old, man. Let me stop that about Belichick. Diva Jones has got to be the one to pull that trigger. Because we had a no-nonsense coach. We had Bill Parcells. Yeah, and he was very successful. Yeah, we won a Super Bowl for sure. Like who paid the price? Dan Clegg? Dan Clegg? Dan Clegg? We might have a better squad this year. Bill Parcells, that fucking – what's his name? He was the Broncos head coach from New Orleans. I mean, that was the best era of the Super Bowl era. Yeah, man. I mean, those were the best years since the Super Bowls, right? Yeah, exactly. Parcells. But he was past his prime, though. Yeah, he was past his prime. So was Bill Belichick now. But Bill Parcells was the real man. He's like what Sean Payton is doing now. He's kind of like that, you know. Man, it's – Like he proved his worth and now he's like – All right, we got five minutes. We got to wrap this shit up. We can start another one, but let's just wrap this shit up as far as this. Please, I want to hear your thoughts on the Spurs, how they should go about it. Should they go with free agency and go all out and overspend or do that shit? Or should they continue to build through the draft like they have with Oklahoma City, what they're doing? Because at the end of the day, they have to go through Oklahoma City every fucking year. And what they're doing is – They got to stay at the MVP? No. Only because I bet. Okay, okay. Let me ask you all what do you think how they should go about with handling the offseason and not just this season because I think this season is probably going to be another building. Yeah. But after this season, it's like, yo, we got to have a fucking – we got to be competing at that point. So what do you think they should go? I think they should go the Mike Conley route. Who are we talking about? The Spurs? Yeah, the Spurs. I think they should go the Mike Conley route, bring him in as point guard, run the system. He's a middle-aged vet point guard that can still get it done. He's got the experience of a defensive player of Goldberg with him on the side, but he doesn't – Goldberg doesn't have the offense that Wembley does, but he's got the lane. Throw it up there with Vassell. I think Kelton will be gone. Solhan. Yeah, man, I think Mike Conley is the best option for the Spurs right now at this moment, and I think we'll be fighting to get into the play-in, if not at least the A.C. Okay. So I think they should keep building through the draft. I mean, that's what they did before. It's what's lost markets. I mean, I guess, yeah. I mean, I think business-wise, I guess you're competing against Oklahoma City, but, I mean, the big dog is Denver, man. I mean, I think – I don't know if – I guess Kelton – I don't know. I guess Jeremy Sochan played his way in. I don't know what – I don't know what – like, I think they should bring in like Donovan Mitchell or somebody like that. I agree with you, Paul. He's the Kirk Cousins in DEC at NBA. I agree with you, Paul, about building through a draft. Like no defense last night. Signing Mike Conley allows them to build through a draft that way. Yeah, I agree. I will say sign some older veterans on chief deals. Not Chris Paul. Just to be, like, viable. Just to kind of get, like, the buzz going and then keep – and have a combination of young players built through the draft and then older veterans. You know, that combination has always worked. Yeah, I'm cool with Mike Conley. Or Chris Paul. Nah, Chris Paul is done, man. Yeah, he's done. He's like going to maybe chase a ring another year. He's a better assistant coach. Yeah, he's going to be that guy that sits on the bench on the championship. He's like, you know, he's going to sign – He's a pad of meals now. He's going to sign with Denver, man. He's going to be the 12th, man. Yeah, yeah, the chasing with Brady. Yeah, or Boston. Yeah, one of them. Nah, that makes sense. I agree with Paul. I think we should continue building through the draft. I think we've kind of learned that Wimby is going to be durable. He's not this Greg Oden. He's not this, you know – Nah, not no more, bro. Please don't do that. I don't want to do that. Well, I'm just saying, like, I think that, you know, we don't need to rush. And like he said about Denver, Denver right now, even if we do like just start getting all these free agents, still got to go to Denver. Nicolo Jokic, he – He don't want to see Wimby. He's playing like three more years, bro. Why don't we go in on that pot right now? Which one? For Denver to win it all, like we don't got to wait that long, like two months. Nah, I don't think they're going to win it all, man. You don't think they're going to win it all? I think it's going to be a surprise. They're just one injury away, though, to be done. No, man, that's the thing. They weren't because what's-his-name was hurt midway through most of the playoffs last year. Who? Murray. Who the fuck is going to beat them? Murray. Dallas? Maybe Dallas. No, not even Dallas. Fuck Dallas. I can't think of anybody else beating them. The Clippers. The Clippers. I like the Clippers. The Clippers. I like the Clippers pick. We started losing by 20 points, didn't we? Fucking Kawhi. Fucking Leonard. Fucking pussy galore, man, you know. Mr. Glass House. Like what is this shit? Somebody got on his ass to fucking start playing last game. He went from like early May to like playing. Like Giannis and him, I swear to God, he was like early May. Adrenochrome. Adrenochrome. He did that. He did that shit. He put some baby blood. Hey, man. He put some baby blood. 63-65, Clippers are going to win, man. Oh, they're coming back? They're coming back. Okay. What is it right now? Fuck it. I just bet Phoenix for next game. Is there anything that y'all want to bring up before we close this out, man? Phoenix minus five and a half, game three. No, man. No, Phoenix, this is a home team. This is a home team series, yeah. I got them at five, so is it three and a five and a half? Yeah, like remember, Phoenix is supposed to win this series. Like, yeah, Minnesota could win it now, but like- Hold on, hold on. Let me set this up. Phoenix was never going to win. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here we go. This is a good TikTok. Hold on. Yeah. There's a TikTok moment. All right. Paul, for your closing arguments, name a best bet for, is it tonight? Is it tonight? For what? Yeah. What's your best bet for tonight? You know what? Like, bet it a month? No, no, no. I'm betting the same amount. Okay, well, nobody's going to see this after the fact, but I want you to tell me your best bet, and so that way if you win it, people may be- My best bet for what? Tonight, you said. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. I bet Phoenix Suns minus five and a half. Okay. At minus 115. And why? This is going to be a home series. Phoenix, they have the experience to win at home. Remember, they were supposed to win the series. Sure, I can see the Timberwolves winning it now, but it's still going to be a long series. Historically, like, yeah, I mean, they covered against Denver twice, so they can beat the Timberwolves by 12, 93-105 final. Okay. What's your best bet for the rest of the NBA playoffs, or maybe just tonight? Just tonight, just to get back to Paul. Paul, I'm not trying to bring you down, Paul, but the Suns barely snuck into the playoffs, but not that much. I mean, every team underneath the fourth- The fuck is their better though? They're in the sixth. They're not beginning to play. Yeah, but hear me out. Hear me out. The Suns don't play no defense whatsoever. Their offense, they have no chemistry. The Minnesota Timberwolves have another one defense. I know. This is the fucking yin and yang, man. I don't know what you're talking about. No, it's not the yin and yang, bro. The Suns suck ass, bro. This is why you bet fucking home teams in the fucking NBA playoffs. No, you don't. They're going to get swept. This is easy money, man. The Suns are going to get swept. They're not going to get fucking swept, man. All right. They're not going to get swept. Well, that says- This is like the Texans and the Browns in the playoffs. The Suns are going to get swept. This is why you bet home teams, man. All right. This is why you bet home teams. This is the easy money, man. This is how you make your money. All right. Since we bring up Texas and the Browns- Who do you feel? Who do you feel? In the NBA, when you're in doubt, you go square. Are you the Deshaun Watson of our podcast? No. Fuck Deshaun. We love you a long time. No? Okay. He ain't that guy. All right. I will go on a limb, and I don't know what the future money is, this or that. I'm going to go on a limb and say that the Clippers are going to the NBA finals. Why? I agree. They got Kawhi Leonard. All right. They got Playoff P. No, no, no. Playoff P. They got one of my favorite players of all time. Harden? No. Come on, bro. Russell. They got Russell. Russell. Russell. You're a fan of Big Russ. I'm a big fan. I respect that, man. That man is a family guy, man. 100%. Yeah, we'll throw in Harden as well. Hey, man. You wanted to be the sixth, man. You wanted to do Ginobili, man. God respect. They're driving. They're driving. They're all healthy. It's Harden. It's going to be Parker, though. They got Tyronn Lue. I think that if Denver is all ... You think they're going to fucking beat ... Kawhi Leonard's got to fucking play. There's going to be some help. But you know what? Every single ... He's going to get the job done. That motherfucker. Every single playoff championship team has always got some kind of help, whether it be from an injury, from another team, or something like that. We're benefiting from that. I feel like Denver, there's going to be ... Somebody's going to ... All it takes is one of those guys, one of their four to get hurt. Jamal Murray, Jokic, fucking Porter, or what's ... Fucking Duncan motherfucker. Why wouldn't you ... Aaron Gordon. Aaron Gordon. And guess what? They're all fucking injury prone, so all I need is one of them. And I can see it. We're going the other way. I am. I'm just saying. It's a good bet based on whatever the odds are for it, and I'm going to go with the Clippers year in and out. But to your point ... That's why I got the red, white, and blue all today. Hey, let's go. But to your point, bro, about that one lucky switch. Remember when the Mavericks were giving us hell back in the 2007 season? Right. When the Mavericks were knocking us out for ... They were giving us hell throughout the whole season. The We Believe Warriors knocked out the Mavericks in the first round. That left a way for the Spurs to win the 2007 championship. Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember that one. Yeah. They were the eighth seed, right? Let's take a shot before we call this a fucking night. Hey, man. Glad to have y'all, man. And if you want, we can set this shit up downstairs while we're watching the game and just bullshit as a bonus. I'm good on that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Fine. We can come on the shot, right? Yeah. Yeah. Or are you good on ... Yeah. I don't want any more of this. I might drink the rest of this. I might drink that. That's fine. Okay. That's cool. As far as drinking, I mean ... Salute. This was fun, man. We did it again. Glad we were able to do it again. Like I said, man, yeah. I wish I could keep going until 3 a.m. But that's karaoke hour, man. That's ... Yeah. Yeah, man. That's the rabbit hole you want to avoid and just believe in capitalism, man. Faith in God. You'll be all right. All right. That's my home's OT. This is ... My home's ... It's coming this season. It's coming. This is ... Nah, it fucking is about us fucking winning this. Yeah. I mean ... Let's all pray to that. Let's all pray to that, man. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We're going to win something. Yeah. Shit. It's been a pleasure. It's been a pleasure, too. Anybody else got to say anything, man? Man, man, I just love getting back on here, man, talking to y'all. My bad. My bad, G. No, you're good. Oh, man. I just love being around y'all again, man, getting this energy, man. It's great to be back, man. Hopefully, we can entertain y'all and y'all listen to us throughout the rest of the season. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 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