Tipsy Talk fire ep3

What's going on everybody, welcome to Tipsy Talk, it's your boy Alan Ruben, and your boy Mondo man. Yes sir, yes sir, how you doing my brother? Doing great my brother, thank God you know, woke up today. And bro, episode fucking three my boy, episode fucking three. Before we even get started my boys, it is Tipsy Talk right? Make sure everybody watching at home, go grab yourself a drink my boy, if you're 21 and plus. Other than that my boy, I love y'all, thank y'all for watching, thank y'all for tuning in. Episode three my boy, today is going to be a little controversial. You know, everything we talk about is controversial my boy. And honestly, I know everybody has their own opinions and beliefs. But again, it's just crazy that these events are actually occurring, like, in our time bro. And it's crazy that the Bible said a lot of this shit bro. So, other than that, let's get to it my boy. Alright, let's get to it my boy, right? So, like he said in this Tipsy Talk, today we drinking... Modellos. Some Modellos, you feel me? I like to drink a shot of this Tito's stuff. Yo Modellos, give us a sponsorship deal man, come on, stop playing. But uh, yeah like he said man, a lot of crazy shit going on right now. A lot of uh, Bible prophecies and all this crazy shit right? So, let's start off with the solar eclipse. I don't know if you heard about the solar eclipse going on. April 8th. April 8th, correct, yeah. So, man apparently it's fulfilling a prophecy in the Bible. Um, and the reason why people are linking it to the Bible, at least I saw it in like a video. And it was cause seven years ago, think about it bro, seven years ago, there was another solar eclipse right? That, it basically went through the U.S., like in a straight line, boom. Right. But, the crazy part is that it went through seven cities, or states, I'm not sure, oh cities cause... Oh cities, cities. There were cities called Salem, or they said Salem, which most of you that don't know, Salem is a word for peace. Right. So, it went through Salem seven times, meaning you know, peace, this is the whole prophecy. Now, think about it, keep tracking the numbers right? It was seven years ago, it went through seven cities, named Salem, right, peace. And now it's going through seven cities, right, named what? Nineveh. Nineveh. Nineveh, yeah. Nineveh, right. And Nineveh, in case y'all don't know. That thing is like chaos or destruction or something, correct me if I'm wrong, but it's like something bad. There's obviously nothing good. Right. And, it's making an X. It's making a cross, it's making a perfect cross. Nah, it's actually making an X. Cause, well yeah, but it all depends on the angle you're looking at it. But, the crazy part is that in the middle of that X, what does it say? It's a city called Rapture. And in case y'all don't know, the Rapture is the second coming of Jesus Christ. Man, and it's not only that, bro. There's also this red, it's like oxidation or like rust. On the moon. On the moon, bro. And, I sent you the video, bro. Play that one out. Yeah, we talked about it. Play it. So, it's basically this one. Hematite. Now, what's interesting is that this word, hematite, derives from the same Greek word for blood. Now, this is strikingly similar to what the Bible says in Joel 2.31. And, the moon will turn into blood before the great ambassador comes. Right, bro. So, bro, it's crazy. The moon will turn into blood. That's crazy, bro. Right. Hematite, bro, is in Greek. It translates to what? To blood. Bro, in the Bible, it talks about the moon turning red as blood. Bro, I don't know. I don't know about you, bro, but low-key, all of this got me thinking. And, I've been trying to get right with God. Bro, I have goosebumps all over my body right now. Bro, recently, I've been trying to get right with God. I'm not even playing with you, bro. And, it's like, bro, basically, this whole solar eclipse, right? If you really think about it, bro, when something crazy is about to happen, they try to blind us with something else. So, what's the most viral thing right now on everybody's feed? Diddy. Diddy. Oh, what? So, it's crazy as fuck, bro. And, I don't know if a lot of y'all keep up with Elon Musk or not, but he literally just tweeted out, not that long ago, he tweeted out, orange is the new lemon. Right? Just randomly. What does that mean? For those watching at home, he tweeted out, orange is the new lemon. So, this guy that I followed put that on a Gematria calculator. Right? Orange is the new lemon. What's Gematria, bro? Gematria is basically, bro, I honestly have no idea. I've just seen this. But, the Gematria calculator is basically like the Hebrew Gematria. Okay. So, everything has a meaning. So, it's like biblical. Yeah. And, it comes to codes, like numbers. Okay. And, he tweeted out that orange is the new lemon. This guy put it in the Gematria calculator and it came to the number 1485. Right? And, that number on the Gematria calculator means the second coming of Jesus. You're lying, bro. I swear to God. Wait. So, do you think, well, I mean, I know in the Bible, right? It says that, something along these lines, right? In a world full of wicked people, right? Looking for a sign, right? That's when God actually gives them the sign. Yes, sir. Of the second coming. Bro, I don't know about you, but we live in a world full of a lot of wicked people. And, violence, bro. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, when you think about it, right? Before the second coming of Jesus Christ, right? There's going to be a lot of natural destruction. There's going to be a lot of war, a lot of diseases, right? Think about it. We just had COVID, right? We just had a pandemic, COVID. Now, all these wars going on, especially in the Holy Land, right? In Israel, right? Dude, what do you think, bro? What do you think? What do you think is actually going to happen? Do you think April 8th is actually going to be... Look, I'm going to be real with you, bro. A biblical phenomenon? It could be, but in my opinion, I feel like this is the beginning to the end. If that makes sense. So, I feel like, I don't know. A lot of people are talking about that they're seeing a lot of... You were in the military, right? You're a former Marine. A lot of people are saying that they're seeing troops, platoons of National Guards and everybody going to those places where the solar eclipse is going to happen. Meaning that... Because, bro, for those of you that don't know, NASA has seen on the sun, it's basically like a hole opening on the sun. It's basically like a solar storm. So, it's throwing a lot of... Like radiation? Not radiation. Those solar flares. Solar flares, okay. So, basically, what they're trying to say is that it's going to affect our internet. Oh, I saw that, bro. The Simpsons. And they said it's going to affect it for months and months and months, bro. But you know how crazy people are going to go with no internet and no word of communication? Bro, that shit is insane to me, bro. A lot of people are saying make sure you have your bug out bag. Make sure you have gas, water. Bro, and I actually saw one of these stores. I think it's Costco. I think. Bro, they're selling these survival packages or whatever, bro. I don't know if you saw it. But they're selling these survival packages or whatever. Bro, it's crazy, bro. There's a lot of things going on behind the scenes that the government is obviously hiding from us. But my suggestion, man, is to get right with God. Yeah, for sure. And be ready, bro. Be ready. You know, make sure you have a lot of water at home. Make sure you have your bug out bags or your car has gas. Just in case of anything, you know? Yeah, I know. You'd rather be safe than sorry. So, before the rapture happens, right, all these natural disasters occur and all these diseases, bro. So, like, I think I read somewhere that somewhere along the lines of like 90% of people will die. You feel me? And, like, bro, that's a lot. You know what's crazy, bro? And it's not really out of topic too much. But, bro, I've always been, like, one of those people that always believes everything in The Simpsons. Right. Because, bro, they're like, what, 50 and 0? Everything that they predicted, bro, has happened. Right. And they predicted this, bro. They predicted the solar eclipse. They predicted the rapture. I mean, obviously, predicted is when it's already happened. That hasn't happened yet. But, bro, a lot of shit, you know, they've predicted. Bro, even the Diddy. They have an episode that Diddy's running away from the cops. Look at him now. He's literally, you know, running away from the cops. He just left. He left the country. Yeah. Bro, but you know what's crazy? What? Bro, Nickelodeon made Diddy their CEO. Bro, Nickelodeon. You know what's even crazier, bro, the other day? I saw a picture of the Nickelodeon symbol. You know how it's like a little splat? Like, it's like a pain splat. Isn't it like the shape of, like, an island? The island of Epstein. Epstein. Epstein's Island, bro. I'm telling you, bro, this shit is crazy, bro. So, it's like... And I feel like... You know what my thought is? What? Right? Since the government and the elites, right? They're filled with so many corrupt people that worship Satan and worship the devil, right? What I believe, right? YouTube, don't cancel us. You know what I'm saying? This is just hypothetical. Conspiracies. Correct. What I believe is, bro, that they knew all along that Diddy was a piece of shit. You feel me? But they're exposing it now because of all these prophecies that are being fulfilled. All these biblical prophecies. So, I guess what they're trying to do is... I do. They're trying to distract people. Always. Always. Bro. Always. Every time some fucked up shit is going to happen, they distract them with some bullshit. Because you know how the media is, bro. Whatever they push out. Everybody, bro. Even us. Everybody's programmed to be on their phone. So, guess what? All you're going to watch and focus on is all the bullshit that they're putting out. But you're not really focused on what's really going on, bro. And you know what's crazier, bro? I heard... I can't say the word off the top of my head. And I'm already a little tipsy. You know it's tipsy talk, my boy. But what I'm trying to say is that Diddy, right? He's like one of the top people in a branch. Because the Illuminati has a lot of branches. Conspiracy. Don't cancel me. Don't come after me, Neddy. I'm just saying what I've heard. Bro, he's one of the... I think he has the top five highest net worths out of everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fact. But I'm saying... What I'm trying to say is that... Alright, so the Illuminati has branches. And Diddy is one of the top head hunchos when it comes to the branch of the blacks. You know? And basically, bro, he's like... You know what they say, bro. When you sell your soul, you gotta get great. You know what I'm trying to say? You gotta get... I don't even want to say that word or even speak on that too much. But you know what happens when you sell your soul. Right, right, right. So Diddy is that person to the Illuminati, bro. And the fact that... Bro, look at Epstein, right? I don't even... To be real true, bro, half of me doesn't even believe they really killed him. Because who are you to know that? You know? Did you ever see a funeral or like... No, no. No. Maybe there was. I might be just drunk talking shit, but... Bro, I never seen shit, bro. So it's like... You know what the craziest part is, bro? The other day, I was watching like a clip of The Simpsons. And it's basically... It has Diddy. It has Michael Jackson. I don't even know if it was The Simpsons or Family Guy. I don't really remember. But it was like basically a clip. And they're all in Epstein's island. Right? And it's basically saying like, oh... Like Michael Jackson was there. Saying that he faked his death to get there. Epstein was there. And like two other people were there. And then Diddy pulls up. It's funny. And then basically, they're telling Diddy, oh... Bro, you're costing too much attention to us over here. Go back over there and act like you died or act like they killed you. And then you can come back over here. Actually, there was a Super Bowl commercial. And it was all these famous people on an island. Right? And it was all these people that were supposedly dead. So they had Tupac. Tupac was there too on the clip I saw. Bro, they had Tupac. They had Bruce Lee. They had Michael Jackson. I think Elvis Presley was there too, man. All these weird ass people. You feel me? Bro, it's... And now the funny part is that... The Simpsons don't miss, bro. Yeah. I don't even remember if it was the Simpsons or Family Guy. But anyways, the funny part is that when Diddy pulls up, you know how the whole conspiracy that Diddy's behind the murder of Tupac? Right. So when Diddy pulls up, Diddy goes, damn, I thought I killed you. But I obviously know it's like cartoon or whatever. And then Tupac goes, nah, I faked my death and I'm here. And it was Michael Jackson, him, Epstein, all of them. And then they're telling Diddy basically like, yo, go back. Go back, fake your death, and then you can come over here. And then come back. Yeah, because you're bringing too much attention to us. Bro, that's crazy. And a lot of people, I don't know if y'all have seen this, but when they tried Diddy's jet, he was literally in one of the Caribbean islands. Bro. I'm telling you, bro, this shit is really crazy, bro. At the end of the day, it's conspiracies. You know? Who the fuck are we? Let's just talk about this. Going away from conspiracies a little bit and going back to a religious topic, what do you think about the disrespect from Joe Biden to the Christian community? Can name Easter a transgender thing? Transgender invisibility or whatever the fuck. What do you think about that? Bro, from last episode, bro, we've been getting too many backlash when it comes to that community, bro. But to be real, too, bro. Do you think he purposely did it to disrespect the Christian community? Obviously, bro. How many times? I don't even know if I've said it on the podcast, but I've told you this plenty of times, bro. Biden is a fucking puppet, my boy. He's a puppet. Whatever he's told to do, he's doing it, bro. You got me? Bro. I don't understand how as a man, you would even push that. You got me? So it's like, bro, him saying that shit, bro, that's mad disrespectful, bro. And you know what? The fact is that, bro. Knowing that the Christian community, right? They hold that holiday so deeply in their hearts, right? To name that holiday something that goes against Christian beliefs. Right? But no. But then you switch it up, right? Think about it, right? Then you get Pride Month. If somebody were to go to one of those Pride Month parades or whatever the fuck. That one right here, Miami Beach and South Beach. And pull up with a fucking Bible or whatever. You know how bad that person would get treated? No, but it's okay. They'll probably get jumped. No, bro. As a matter of fact, I've seen videos where people show up to those transgender parades. Which I wholeheartedly disagree with. I don't agree with the thought of a bunch of naked men and naked women walking around a public street with children around. Right? But I saw the video and this dude pulled up with a Bible. Bro, and they ripped it up in front of him. And they were burning it. And bro, it's just. And you know what's crazy to me too, bro? Like, this happened a while back. I seen a video that a guy was baptizing people at the beach. And like a lot of people that, you know? Were like, with that community. I'm not even going to say it again. But with that community. Bro, they were throwing shit at him. While he was baptizing people. Little string fucking confetti. Everything, bro. They were just throwing shit at him. You know, like mistreating him, bro. And at the end of the day, bro. Like, everybody should mind their own business. You get me? But it's like, bro. That's so. Like, it's fucked up, bro. So, honestly, bro. But if the roles were reversed, what happens? Oh, we're in the wrong. Oh, you're transphobic. You're this. You're that. What did they tell us last time? On last episode, bro. I had a DM. Read it out. Read it out. I'm going to read it out. I'm going to read it out. Honestly, I didn't respond to it, bro. Because I don't respond to no negativity, bro. At the end of the day, we all have our own beliefs and our own opinions. And honestly, bro. I can care less of what the fuck they're telling me. But they DM'd me this. God, they give anybody microphones and y'all get to yapping. Bro, we all have our own fucking beliefs, bro. The fuck. Like, it's my opinion. It's. Bro, what's. We're in America, right? Don't we have freedom of speech? Right. No, no, no, no. But not when it's against that community. No, no, no, no. Apparently. You get me? So, it's like, bro. Honestly, I'm going to say whatever I want to say. That's why even on this episode, I don't even want to mention that community, bro. I didn't want to get that. I wanted to keep it on mostly like, you know, prophecies and shit. And maybe talk a little bit about aliens and shit. Real quick, though. Real quick, though. Going back to reactions on our last episode. Hey. There's this other podcast. Right. Mula Monroe. What'd he say? What'd that boy say? Mula Monroe, bro. It's crazy, bro. Talk to him. Right. So, shout out to him, bro. Shout out to him. He has an amazing podcast. Y'all should go check it out. But, bro. So, we had a clip, right? Or short. And the first part of the short is me talking, you know, mentioning that community and just basically making fun of it. But, like I said, bro. We're drunk. It's tipsy talk. So, we had a clip, right? Or short. And the first part of the short is me talking, you know, mentioning that community and just basically making fun of it. But, like I said, bro. We're drunk. It's tipsy talk. So, he ends up reposting us, right? On his story. And he ends up saying that we're copying him. That we should be called a copy and paste. Bro, everybody talks about this shit, bro. You got me? That's what I'm saying. Like, everybody talks about the LGBTQ community. Bro, we're just talking about everything. Everything. You know? So, Mula, in case you're watching us again, because I know you like watching us. So, Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. Mula. 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