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Hey, we're back. How was everybody's break? SDP episode 17 male plus female equals human. Hey Scott Hello. How's it going? Good. Good. Good. So, um a couple weeks ago I was thinking about stopping by your bar and saying hi, but I don't drink anymore and I had sweatpants on so I was like, nah I'll just skip it. So I think I texted you when I got home and I was like, okay I almost stopped by or I texted you the next day or something. I almost stopped by and you're like All you should have we've got um, I know you don't drink but we've got diet coke and I see Joan soda And what Joan soda? Oh Fancy soda. It's a kid's crack. Fancy Um, then you asked about our do we have lemons wine? Well, then I asked if you had never sodas I was being just you know, it's being kind of annoying and I knew it and I was being annoying on purpose Did you know that I was being annoying on purpose? I didn't think you were you're just asking questions about what we have Really? You knew I was a beer and wine bar and you told me you don't drink. I didn't know it was a beer and wine bar. I thought it was soul liquor. Well, you was really specific about everything that they had and I thought I was just being kind of an asshole and I was I Wasn't asking because I was gonna come in and drink it. I was just asking to see how far I could go I know and then I told you we have raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and grapes and you're like, wow, that's much better. And then you went on with the whole thing. No, it's just your liquor But you wanted to know you're like that's good to know because those are way better than wine and lemon and those crappy cherries. Yeah, I was impressed. I was impressed with how he handled my questioning and I felt like I was being a Karen personally So a couple hours go by and I think I took a nap or something. I woke up and I was like I just had this great idea. So I called or I know I texted him and I said, um There's a group of women that wants to come in. It's their yearly Yearly get together for their group Quartzite Karens is the name of the group and they're tennis aficionados and I said, but the caveat is They're all named Karen And I thought at that point he was gonna be like, oh fuck you. You're full of shit. No, he fell for it Look, I didn't stink her. So now this becomes like a prank and um, I said, yeah you know they want there's this many of them and we talked about a date and then he went and put told his bosses about the date and everything and This thing just kept going so I his boss called me like a week later to set the thing up and um I had to tell her that it was a prank because I didn't want him setting aside that it was Valentine's weekend, too It would have been this. Well, it would have been I mean Scott was all like, oh, yeah, they could book the party from 3 to 7 and that'll go into karaoke They'll have such a good time Little donors agreed. She called me and so I had to tell her I said, well, I'm sorry. It's a prank What not and um She laughed so hard and she goes well, we can keep it going. I said, let's do it So I was kind of gonna see if there was So but she didn't keep a straight face, but she ended up telling him that day. I Mean, she came in after talking to you ask us like I asked a couple questions It was going on with who they don't know her how many and she's like, oh, it'll be like 40 50 40 50 Karen. Yeah, that's why I'm like really and then Scott was like really what time shot And they can roll in the karaoke, you know, we it'll be packed already and then I you know Just asking more about like what and then she just the look on her face was I can't do this anymore Yeah, I'm too serious. Like this is not gonna go on. It's got even start to be like well fine You know, that's gonna be should we have three here then and then roll it in? Then it was too much like but I didn't take it. I thought it was layers because I was like I Literally grabbed my phone and was about text you and she was like wait Don't text your daughter like she wanted me to like say it more like, you know I was like, but I thought it was hilarious like to I remember texting you. I'm like 40 fucking Karen's really Believable Oh, there's like two or three. They're hot. They want like you to work like that day I'm like, all right And the funny thing was they were tennis aficionados. They didn't play tennis They just watch people play tennis and probably critique them and I even made a flyer on Canva and I emailed it to him And I thought there was only a group of women that play tennis every week I've been doing it just like clearly outing and they did the barrels and boards before and they were all named Karen One in our that's why they got the other Initially, but to find all tennis aficionados name Karen That's pretty good. It's good. And it was like the how the time and do like the long con It was a long time It was like a good like week or so because you get I was like, what's your number? I'm and it was a week later. So we called you. It was a Baby shower, we're doing for 40 to 50 people at that time We've been doing this for each other, let's do it again They all would have been terrible if I would have booked anything we would have tried to She's like, well, what if they sue you for fraud or something? I was like, I explained how we've worked together in history and it And I did say to the owners I said you have a stellar employee though I said cuz he didn't even bat an eyelash when I told him at 50 Karen He's like, well, they could do it from 3 to 7 on Saturday and have it continuing to karaoke. I'm a great time Oh my god But I told her that he's a great employee and that you know, they really should value them So I just give them a plug they do and they're they're amazing owners And they take care of us so we can say a shout-out to barrels and boards in Rosalyn, Florida I'm in there. You got a calm barrels and boards charcuterie charcuterie Charcuterie shark coochie Shark Charcuterie Craft beer and all the finest wines that you can't find in the store And they're all so fabulous. I've been there two and a half years and or the The places that are two and a half years. I've been there too. It's going strong. It seems like we get new customers every day That's awesome. I live around the corner. They're like, I didn't know this is it And people like to snack I think I think we're going away from eating giant meals three times a day I don't I eat like once or twice a day a little thing I can't I mean I just turned 50 if I eat anything I'm gonna gain weight you can't you have to eat negative food when you're 50 Because you have to accelerate all the time. That's freshly cut fresh healthy So people like that they can come in and they can get a board and it sits there and they can just have a snack Away, and you get a lot of lurkers like that stay there for a really long time Not really, I mean we don't have people that come in there and just sit there Watch TV all day and eat off the board for eight hours. No, they don't. Yeah, I mean, I mean they come in there They'll have a sandwich and a few beers and they'll be there three hours, but they have three nine dollar beers Yeah, you know hiring our alcohol content like IPA's But then they like a sandwich that you know, it's good. Like our Italian or turkey amazing roast beef amazing Buffalo chicken sandwich amazing. Oh good. We have no right nothing fried. Oh, I hate I do not like fried food Don't worry. Yeah, I don't like fried food. I don't like fried food. I don't like Processed food. I don't like things that are already made like in the store I'm I don't like homemade food and I have to even thought they're Yeah, and we're the same way like our so like sometimes we do a buffalo chicken dip, which is amazing We make it fresh and you know, basically until it's gone He usually sells out because we used to have it as a staple and now we do it as a special Occasionally and people love it. That's nice. It's just a fun place to be. It's a good place. And I love cheese and crackers I mean even without going to a charcuterie place I just keep cheese and crackers in my home and some days that's all I eat I just have a couple cheese and crackers like twice. I mean, you know, throw some pepperoni in there You got protein. You got you got dairy. You've got carbs. You've got what's the Menu the first the cheese and we have a meet the cheese Crackers there and people of it. It's like all four food groups and it's it's they look amazing I mean I cook their barton certainly we kind of all do everything. So we try to make it our own We just know how many pieces how many meats have you on there with you? Oh, you can set it up yourself We like it pretty You can be creative And they love it. Like some ways it's not the way you want to read it, but you may say like it's beautiful Yeah, that's good. People like the presentation like oh, that's nice. I'm glad you like it there. Yeah, it's really good it's been going good and I really feel like I care about it like and I know it's going to be better because The owners are great. They've never been owners of a restaurant before they got it and now they're Excelling in their problems in the business. Yeah, but they're learning all the things about that. I've been in for like 15 years Yeah things that happen. There's like it. Well, when you care about a place that it makes it makes a lot of difference like I Mean I cared about I cared about revival when I was there. I mean we had such a good crew and we You know, it's just it was just so good. It's like you would never capture that moment in time again. I mean, yeah It was like like, you know, we take care of each other so I'm gonna work one day We did and you know what we never did is we never threw each other in the bus And that's you we always had our back each other's back and That's just so rare and if there was a problem you would just talk about it It's basically we wouldn't bring the owners in or anything involved. It would just we get it. We'd get it washed right then Exactly that night finish that night Exactly It was so much better Then a couple places I worked after that. I just didn't like and then ever since I've retired and you know, I really dig that I can't wait to retire. So, um, who is the worst bar best you've ever encountered? I Mean, I've encountered a lot or the worst type. I mean the type type of I mean, there's always a stereotype together. It's massive bar Oh, you know the other The old bar keep it whenever you know, I always hated As a bartender being helped Scotty because it was ooh, you know, I people that I know that I like and tell me that but And to me was that was I was drinking a lot more than and that was like my drunk alter ego Like I didn't do it Scotty. Oh, I really you know, I didn't associate with Scotty But there was like the guys don't come up they're all strong they're always thought they want him, you know, hey buddy, yeah Hey, what do you guys want? for 11 drops and you're like really I Whiskey or something stronger Watch an apple. I mean, you know, we've worked there. I mean, there's been 3d at every spot like every bar spot People are yelling screaming everything. You're just trying to get everything You remember though having to make like eight shots People three deep and these people are yelling In your attention, what do you want? You don't know. Yeah Or do you can you make them a fruity or then? You know, we all he did We didn't really do the craft stuff. But what's your beer? You start meeting off stuff and I'll take a bug Yeah, but like, you know, I could You know just come there be like I need for my life to your arms to whatever It's my sample and most people did for the most part our regular customer. We're good We get busy in there. That's like a nightclub. I mean it wasn't it was it was a pool hall and they turned into the nightclub to make it strike of the Club boa downstairs clothes and We're the only nightclub in And other people try to do it like the graffiti try to do night like DJ nights outside and everything ever tried to copy it because we were Transitioned but and it was really successful head you know lots of Good bands are that play it was Trying to think so we have good DJs. Yeah Ray rod and Teo Even though the owner didn't like karaoke Oh, we had a Sunday karaoke night Me and Sadie work that do you work it when you work? Katie and I worked every Sunday. It was just me and her and we would make D white who's been on he was on my one black friend episode I think three and then episode four my one black friend episode two or part two He used to go to revival. That's where we met and he's always been karaoke and he was Soul yeah Yeah, I'm just working it up a lot when he's your feet revival downtown Margaro Where I'm at now, there's the crown But Dwight was always there and it was always a good customer a good person. Yeah, but Aaron I'm saying Yeah, you forgive me any trouble and I became friends after that too. She's a good guy. He's amazing Be white we love you. He's called me a couple minutes ago. Let's call back So, what do you think are the major differences between men and women guess when you're bartending I Mean Women are kind of I mean they walk in and they can you make me the strength as far to marry me downtown Orlando this one night I don't know he made it It was red, yeah, so it's got Scotty Scott actually came up with a really good solution solution to this problem Please maybe something fruity or oh, I just don't know or oh, what's that drink you had four days ago? Yeah, like I don't yeah, I don't remember what Todd made you a club whatever in Orlando. It was red and tasted good I said, all right, I'll make you something red tasted You know, it's a couple vodkas in there. Go triple sex power So cranberry grenadine man, shake it up. It was red. Yeah, that's right, man Like this is a cool a what's it called and there I was like because I'm busy and I don't care What's it? I'm the rain to vodka drink. So you've to shop tacos. I was like, I don't know my dick's in your mouth And he said what I was like, that's called my dick's in your mouth. So if your dick's on my mouth, I'm like sure Like I'm like, all right, and they're like confused as fuck So they don't know and then later it got popular because other people were doing it like what is that drink? You know, can I get a dick in my mouth like people and then guys started ordering it So when I started that was like a drink it was like a real drink they're bringing up on a receipt a dick in your Mouth $8. Yeah $8 was a good price for that drink. It was I mean, there's two shots. Yeah, and that's and usually our singles were like sixers 5 35. Yeah And those chicks were get loaded up those things too I mean walk up and can I get a dick in my mouth and then four of them four or five like I get four dicks my mouth No, I mean you have to shake to just put them all in they take them and the guys like I got a dick my mouth It was fun And it was a good drink that I just kind of made up good job. Yeah, you ain't hearing like I mean I could say you're a Tito's crayon with a lot of Tito's soda Yeah, like I don't People to win like the girl just want something fruity and whatever I just I just make something up But I never had it like named and put on them put on the register and stuff like you So that's like I work at your legacy Scott is a dick and I think I'm I still get people that post like they had a receipt and they take a picture of it and post on Facebook or Sam's and they send me the picture like remember this since you know for 2015. That's great Well, yeah when I started there I'm like Yeah Fun thing and people were like what I'll buy that I'm gonna get 10 dicks in your mouth a bag of dicks They could bring a bag of eggs in and give it to you and you put it in a drink I mean, I've been there really I've had parties with confetti balloons. They were filled with sticks Oh, yeah, like they were a bachelor. Yeah, I must have a and then they love the bottom at the end of the night Little dick five months later I Never got the pleasure. I know but you can actually go online and send a bag Or like one of those exploding tubes they come like Like with nothing marking like what says they open up and close this confetti or bag of eggs. I should send that to my friend I know I should I felt certain people. I should send it to you. Yeah, let's do it in there You know, it's true and they're gonna think it's a dick in the mouth So Well, I'm glad you didn't laugh at yourself Scott It's a good trait to laugh at myself every day I do too. Yeah, if you can't laugh, what would you would you cry? I mean, you can't take it too. Seriously. No, it's just I think if you don't laugh every day, you're sad Yes, a person. I laugh every day stuff happens. You're just like what are you gonna do laugh about it? Try about it You're mad about it. I'd rather laugh Enjoy the moment. Yeah, enjoy that moment So I heard um on the grapevine you got your medical card Actually did and then the grapevine that was I got the medical card yesterday. That's awesome It was and it was it would get it was incredibly easy Like I was so like I googled it so many times on how to do it And then through a friend and actually a smoke shop buying his update. He was like call this person and it was amazing all like Quick and easy did a phone consultation with them Paperwork online everything done and it was literally like a four-hour process. We got an email from the state Long you pay all they want some money as long as you pay your money Yeah, that's the main reason for passing that they get the money to get the taxes and they're happy And then you go in there a day. You're so overwhelmed. It's like all free and it's throwing all this stuff He's kind of hungry. Got it. No, did you get really high? Yeah, yeah We text for this podcast and you're like, I have to lay it will go from that. I literally just got from that for me Yeah, we were gonna meet at 530 and I woke up for my nap at 430 and I was like, oh bro I was like, oh, I got home. He's like I just woke up a nap too. I'm like Yeah, I mean, it's amazing. It's awesome You know, you know what you want and it's so much better than Street, we do you think do you think men and women have differences in their possible? No, I bet I've met plenty women that's one thing we're positive and I think I suppose a lot. Yeah, but I haven't really So it's not lately. It's been like over-the-counter stuff, which is like No one knows it's gonna happen 10 players like and now you go to a place and you know We're getting like pot wise and everything and they're like, you know, it's medically Necessary. Yeah, but I quit smoking pop. Yeah, and that's great. I mean, I like it just getting I feel like I can Do more I've just done it for so long To not be stoned. It's not normal. Yeah, I should be like that. I used to smoke it all the time and I Don't I just got to point where I stopped. I just stopped smoking it. It's weird I could alcohol and cigarettes. I just quit but I used to smoke all the time. I wasn't late. I was I'd smoke in the morning. I'd smoke at lunch After work Place clothes, you know, I don't like smoke. We smoke after work man. Yeah, I have the pens anyone I'm gonna be cheating off those pens all shifts. Yeah When I hit your pen, I never had my own. Yeah, and it's something you need like I Put it to Damien when I used to work with you know that I would You want me to go take a shot or go outside? They they had a week like I need this because people annoy you and you know Oh, you're babysitting Trump's and even our boss man when I first started working there. I caught I was coming boss He was cool. And um, when I first started working there I remember saying I can't be sober and be in this place at all And you know, I really adopted that That theory because I couldn't I couldn't I could never be in there sober and work and do that No, there was always a 12 o'clock shot So clock and we've been busting our ass room in this room It's not maybe need that just cut the edge like you do and it makes you feel so much better And you can you're so much nicer to people they come up and you smile Then it just goes off easy like if you don't You're not on edge or anything. Yeah, I mean I've heard nice, but like I'm not proud of that I'm that you're really drunk. You take it too far. Yeah, I've been and you know, you work with money and everything You got to protect the owner It's just more difficult You're just not on your a game. Yeah, I'm not too proud for some reason that revival I could be on I could be hammered to be on my team Because it was always like everybody had to expect like it was easier. It was great. It's great That was a fun place. I Mean I just think it was is way too expensive rent and just not like it just it was stupid to not come down And then lose that they lost so much money by doing that. They the bar didn't go out of business The the landlord would come down on the rent and he charges stupid exorbitant amount and the owners Dealing with it. So they just shut it down, but it didn't shut down. It wasn't because of money or anything Nope, it's still empty. Yep. So empty. So what is the word of the landlords for the landlords? I've never looked at it before where they found the locations So much I mean, yeah, you can't Even the money that Jeff was making I mean he was probably breaking it in with all those people But even making that kind of money, that's such a huge overhead Absolutely overhead and then cost of being a paying employees was just the payroll and all that crazy It was a big place and then I mean the air-conditioner ever work and oh, it's hot There was something I said there was a night that they canceled like soon work because there was no summer air-conditioner broken Literally hundred and ten degrees in there. Yeah, but I remember working some nights where it was hot. We would just sweat balls Do you think there's a difference between a male bartender and a female bartender? Absolutely. Yeah, like I know some people You know come in during a day because That's what a female bartender works and they love to come and see that female bartender But then like I cover their shit. They walk in like, oh, it's you. Yeah, and they have one beer earlier I was like, oh, they just ate for four or five But I don't get offended that gives me I go in male a female Like the male I can talk sports with like what's going on and people do it I don't talk sports with all day and I've had female talk the same or come in but it's you know There's definitely a different Feel to it. Like when a male comes in that's not a female there, but at night it doesn't matter because you know You got three or four or whatever, right? That's weird. That's weird. But it is people come in before and say oh, it's you but as the business as like You know during the day you want to stay like you want you wanted to look at first me on the bar male or female Like doesn't matter and if you're a male you better make sure those other males like you Cuz then they're gonna buy more but as you know, you just have to have showing your big tits in there Ha ha, you know if you don't have big tits and act funny and just make their drink farm and put her with them And they're gonna tip you 30 some early to me Well, I think we've come to the end of the road here tonight You have already. Yep, I can believe yeah It was really nice having you on. Well, thank you. Hopefully it was cool. It was very cool. Did you have a good time? Conversation it was easy. Yeah, I was really nervous about talking on a mic about It's so funny because I was thinking that earlier. I'm like, you know, that's podcasters It's like we just wanna record conversations with our friends. This is really just a recorded conversation Yeah, and for two hours before we record this we could record that. Yeah, we have long conversation before the conversation It could have been a separate podcast. It's about random shit. Mm-hmm random the random shit podcast. It kind of builds it up And I know you got the flow going and you just talk about Yeah, like easy. Yeah, I guess it's fun being easy. Yeah Shout out to the 92 percenters. Oh Of course. Yeah, 92 percenters and at 98 or 99. I thought it was the one person I know there is one percenters, but there's 90 percenters which are exactly like Regular people we the people we the people well Everybody have a great night. And if you like this episode, please leave a rating and review our website societal deconstruction calm we'd love to hear your feedback and we will See you next time. Have a great night All right. Bye
