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The speaker describes a woman as unreasonable and crazy. There is mention of a type change and kissing married women. They discuss playing a game and deceiving each other. It is revealed that the woman is not actually married and the speaker is now free. The conversation ends with a mention of the woman not being able to cook. Most unreasonable woman I've ever met she's crazy even last night me gentlemen this is where I take over. What do you think he's going to do I give you one guess. I don't have any. Why did you do that I changed my type what you mean now I'm the type that does kiss married women oh and I like you I don't like you know there's only one thing to do with you. I don't know now don't you come near me you attract me remember what you forget oh no I don't you're a married woman but you don't feel like a married woman remember it's not fair there are rules to this game are there you must teach me well men who are engaged must play the game yes well let's play well. You stop talking it's cold I'm going to be honest even temperature in this room that's due to the triple wall installation oh shut up. Excuse me. I forget that about you your breakfast is in the kitchen I want to join us and wait what are you waiting for only Uncle Felix knows. Well I'm powerful hungry oh I'll show you where the kitchen is my dear. Thank you. Don't you come near me you're a deceiver after the way you deceived me I deceived you. Yes you're engaged you're married that has nothing to do with it nor has my engagement I warn you if you take another step I'll scream well I hadn't screamed scream the house down perhaps your husband will come to your rescue. I haven't got a husband. You haven't? No. And Felix was telling the truth. Felix told you? Everything. Then you knew all the time? Yes. I know something you don't know. I'm not engaged anymore. You're not? She married my shipmate. She did? I'm as free as a bird. Oh that's what you think. Is that talking? What again? But this time it's for keeps. No. I think the Dutch did. But definitely. Well young man I suppose you know what you're doing. But I warn you she can't cook. She can't cook. No I can't cook. She can't cook. But what of her food? I hope you'll be very happy. Thank you. What a Christmas. What a Christmas.

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