Circle City Podcast Intro

The Circle City Podcast is a controversial and inappropriate show for adults only. The hosts, Preston and Hayden, share stories from their childhood, including dumb things they did that got them in trouble. They also discuss their jobs at Krispy Kreme and Walmart, expressing frustration with their employers. They joke about being broke and make offensive remarks. They also criticize Ally Financial and their customer service, making derogatory comments about Indian call center employees. Overall, the hosts have a casual and uncensored approach to their podcast. Hello everybody, my name is Preston Braswell. My name is Hayden. This is the Circle City Podcast. 18 plus, 18 plus, do not listen if you are under the age of 18. It's going to be very controversial, very inappropriate. We don't want any children with young ears listening to this. At all. At all. At all young ears. It's going to be bad. We're going to be interviewing people, just having conversations. Talking to everybody, about anything. So, to get things started off, we're both 20, and straight, and white. It's not going to seem like we're straight, but I promise you. I promise. Ignore him. He's the out of pocket one, out of the two of us. And we're going to keep it that way. So, Mr. Hayden, let's start things off here in the introduction of the Circle City Podcast. What's the dumbest, this is the dumbest thing you've ever done as a child that you could have ass whooping for? Shit. Shit. This is difficult as hell, yeah. Alright, so like, I was maybe like, I don't know, like 6 or 7. And, I was taking a shit one time. I don't believe it. But, I got shit on my hands. And, I didn't know. How the fuck did you get shit on your hands? I don't know. I was probably wiping or something. I don't know, but like. What did you do? Grab one sheet of toilet paper? No, no. For some reason, I wiped that shit on the wall. My stepdad beat the shit out of me. My stepdad was fucking mad. So, you're telling me you got your ass beat, because you decided to go smear your shit on the wall. How old were you? How old did you say you were? Probably like, I don't know, like 5, 6, maybe 7. Like, I barely remember that. I just remember how mad my stepdad actually was. So, you're telling me you were old enough to know better. You were smearing shit on the wall. Alright, well, I mean, I don't think it's that bad. Mine can't be that bad. I don't remember doing anything too crazy out of pocket. I mean. Shit. The dumbest thing I ever got my ass whooped for. Shit, I don't even know. That's a difficult question. I got my ass beat a lot as a kid. No, my parents weren't like. Bad. They weren't bad parents. I was just a bad kid. I can tell you the dumbest thing I got my brother ass whooped for. And ain't nobody, no, nobody know the truth to this shit. Nobody know the truth to this shit. I can't go ahead. What is it? Okay, so. I lived in a trailer, right? Whole life living in a trailer. Okay, so in my bedroom. You look out the window and you can see the whole yard in the front. And my brother, you know him. He's two years older than me. Right. So he's out in the yard playing. And I'm looking. I'm just looking out the window. I move the blinds. I move the fucking curtain. I'm just looking out the window. And I see him out there. So I taunt his ass. I start talking shit through the window. I start flicking him off. We're about like five, six, seven years old. And I'm just yelling at him. Calling him like a pussy. I'm flicking him off. I'm taunting him. And he runs up and slaps the fuck out my window. Right? Right. And it damn near shattered the window. Big ass crack. But I made it a little bit worse. And my mama caught his ass in the house. And whooped his fucking ass. And I sat in there and I fucking laughed about it. You laughed about it? Hell yeah, I laughed about it. And if he's hearing this, I apologize. It was still technically your fault. But I made it worse. So. See, with me and my younger brother at least. I have a lot of siblings. But for me and my younger brother. It's kind of crazy. Because we never really got along. Until like maybe I was like 13. He was like 10. And just woke up one morning like. You know what? This little motherfucker's kind of alright. He's pretty chill. Shit, me and my brother, we didn't get along until we was about. He was about 19. I was about 17. That's when we were cool. That's when we were cool. Other than that he would just either beat my ass. Or annoy the dog shit out of me. To the point where I just wanted to fucking kill him. And half the time I thought he wanted to fucking kill me. So. And just so everybody knows out there. We want to get sponsored by Krispy Kreme. Everybody at Krispy Kreme. If you are listening to this. Please sponsor us. Anyone. Anyone there. Anyone. Any kind of corporate asshole that's in here listening to this. Yeah, all you high motherfuckers in the business. You might be fucking pieces of shit. But we'll love you. I'll love the fuck out of you. We'll rep your shit hard. I wear a Krispy Kreme hat in every single podcast. I got a Krispy Kreme hat on right now. And I don't even work there. I usually do also. I do have a standing job at Krispy Kreme right now though. How do you feel about your job? Do you enjoy your job? I was like, man, I enjoy my job. But they be pissing me off bad, bro. It's like, I know I shouldn't get up here and diss anyone. But like, that shit is ran so dog shit horribly that. It just aggravates me, bro. It's like the managers are cool. But that's it. I mean. And it's like, I know it's probably about the same as any other fast food establishment. But soon as the managers leave. Hey, that shit's ran 100% different. Hell yeah. That really is everywhere though. But where I work, I work at fucking Walmart, bro. I am a front end associate, a cashier. At the Southside Walmart. And that shit is fucking trash. I love everybody I work with. But they piss me the fuck off. Don't get me wrong, though. It's cool. I fucking hate it. Like, it's cool. But fuck that shit, bro. Speaking of that, I gotta be there in fucking 55 fucking minutes. Seriously, you're recording a podcast. Yeah, I'm sitting here talking to these people. And I gotta fucking be there in 55 minutes. For fucking nine hours. The worst part is, we're only five minutes in the podcast. My Nana's probably still watching. Sorry, Nana. We love you. I love you, Nana. I'm sorry about the language. You're above 18, though. It'll all be okay. We just aided no children. No children at all. Anybody's younger siblings, don't let them watch this. The Circle City Podcast is not a place for anyone under the age of 18. Anyone. If you were under the age of 18, get the fuck out of here. If you're still listening to this, this is a badass. You're just a badass little kid. You're gonna get your ass whooped by your parents if they catch you listening to this shit. Mama. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck is a Circle City Podcast? The fuck Circle City? Are they fucking retarded? Hell no. Fuck you, bitch. Get out. Canceled for saying retard? If y'all cancel us for saying retard, then y'all are retarded. I told y'all, it's gonna be offensive. And I'm not giving a fuck. It's gonna be a very controversial show. Hell yeah. Because we don't give a shit. At all. I don't care. You can think about however you want to think about me. I don't give a fuck. I'll let you know now. We're broke as shit, too. We live in a rental. Hell yeah, bro. Y'all don't want to see the bank account. Y'all lucky this is just audio. I would show you the bank account right now and you'd probably laugh at me. It is not good. I see people on TikTok going band for band. Me and my homeboy, we'll go penny for penny outside of work. Shit, I'll throw hella pennies at you. I can break that damn $10 I got in my shit right now. Break $10 and nothing but pennies. Pour that shit out on the table like I'm rich. Talking about paying $900 in car payments on a car I can't even drive. Shit is fucked up so bad you can't even drive it. Can't even drive it. Pay all that money every single month. And I'm not going to call out the business I have my car from. No names, no nothing. But if they're listening to this, I hope they know. Fuck you. I'll call out mine, man. I'll call out mine, man. So I got this car. And it's financed through Ally Financial. I don't know if you've ever heard of them or not. But they're some fucking assholes, dude. Like, if you try to call them, it's just going to be some Indian, man. You can't even barely understand, dude. Bro, number one, your name is not Zach, dude. I don't care what you say. I don't care what you say, bro. Your name is not Zach. Talking about you calling them for some customer service or some shit. And he's just in the most Indian voice you could ever hear. Like, oh, I'm Zach? No, damn, man. He's not even in the country. That motherfucker is like thousands of miles away trying to help us. He can barely understand what we're saying, let alone us understand what he's fucking saying. I'm surprised he didn't try to sell you some better car insurance than what the fuck they gave you. If you stay on the line long enough, bro, they probably will. Shit, he might sell you a whole new Elantra. They don't give a fuck. That's the type of people that made your grandma's retirement account go from a hundred grand to nothing, man. I'm talking about them Indian motherfuckers don't care, bro. They will scam your ass so fucking fast. And they'll laugh about it. I bet you as soon as you hang up. Got another one. Another little white man. Got his ass. Got his ass. He think he's gonna get car insurance for $115 a month? That motherfucker about to send me five Walmart gift cards with $500 on them. And trust me, I work there. I know y'all motherfuckers be getting scammed like hell. You think there are Walmarts in India? I fucking hope not. They probably scam their own damn people. They get on them damn phones and computers and they scam the fuck out of their own people. This is Zach from Walmart. This is Zach from Walmart. It's Zach from Walmart. Why the fuck you want some Walmart cards? Fuck that. Y'all need to, all y'all need to tell y'all's grandmas. If they hear an Indian voice on the phone, hang up. Don't, don't talk to them. It's not worth it. Zach is not a good man. Zach's not a good man. Zach is a piece of shit. And they're gonna scam you for thousands on thousands. And if they get you one time, now 80 other Indians have your number. And they will also all get you. Every single one of them. It could be something like big or small and car insurance or... Phone payments. Yeah, phone payments. Fucking everything. They will get your ass for anything. They don't care. If you wanna donate $5 to some starving Ethiopian kids, it goes straight to their pocket. Bro, you've been seeing that shit on like Instagram and Twitter and shit. And it just be like memes where it's like, hey, this is like fucking somebody that died. And it's like, I'm not really dead, but I'm broke as shit. Can you cash that at me? You think people fall for that shit? I hope people don't actually sit there and fall for that shit, man. But it's like at the same time, they wouldn't keep doing it if people wouldn't fall for it. So that's how you know there's so many dumbasses in this world. It's so easy to send their money. Cause like if no one sent their money, then they wouldn't do it no more. They'd fuck off and do other shit. Yeah, I mean, most likely. But I'm sorry, if I get a fucking text from a random number. And it says, hey, this is Elton John. I'm not actually dead. I'm trying to restart my music career. Can you send me $3,000 on a fucking reloadable Visa card? I'm just gonna delete it. I'm not even gonna think twice about it. I'm just gonna delete it. Sorry to interrupt, man. But some scammers get like fucking smart. Like they use AI voice technology to make old people think it's their daughters asking for money for a tow truck or something. Like bro, that's crazy. I'm sorry, that shit is hard. That shit is hard. If you can do that shit. If you are smart enough to do that shit. And it's working. Man, them zacks go crazy over there. All the fucking power to you, bro. I mean, if you got my voice and you call my mama. And you use a fucking AI voice replicator. And tell her I'm in serious need of help to send money. And you get it, she deserved it. Because that's a good ass scam. That is a really good ass scam. If I had to scam, that's how I'm doing it. I'm not scamming. I ain't scamming nobody. But if I had to. That is how I would do it. For sure. They wouldn't ask questions like, why didn't my contact pop up? Or something like that. Like, it's not my phone number calling them. They ain't going to give a fuck. They're going to be like, hey, I got in a wreck. And my phone broke. I'm calling you from this random passerby's number. And it sounds exactly like you. The AI is actually really good. The only way you can know that it's not you. Is the emotion in the voice. Because it's going to sound like a straight voice. It's not really going to change too much. But old people don't know that. My mom, she getting up there in age. She getting up there in the 40s. In the 40s, that's where you start getting got. That's the age. Once you hit those 40s, 50s, it's fucking through for technology for you. All the new shit that come out. Shit, you can write that shit off. You ain't going to know. You ain't going to know what the fuck is going on. Ain't going to know at all, man. At all. You're going to be fucking confused as fuck. Yeah, $2,500. If I was out $2,500, I'd have to file bankruptcy. They're coming to get the whip. They're coming for this house right here that we're in right now. Damn. But yeah, if I file bankruptcy, they're coming for all the rent we've had. Yeah, we're going to owe that too. All the money I owe on that damn car sitting out there, they're taking the car and they're going to want the money. I don't give a fuck how they say they do it. They're going to get me for that shit. Speaking of that, I got another bill coming. I got a fucking hospital bill coming. Damn, rent's due in like three days. Rent's due. Damn, insurance pass due. I ain't paid that. Just paid two car payments because one of them was a month late. Damn. I try my hardest to stay on top of all these payments, but it's like... Didn't nobody... They told us adulting would be hard. I wasn't trying to listen for real. Hell no. I was too busy smoking weed, playing basketball, fucking having fun. I'm having fun. I'm not giving a fuck about in four years, I'm going to have 80,000 fucking bills I got to pay, only making $14 a fucking hour. That is crazy, actually, because I also make $14 an hour as a donut maker. The shit's not enough, man. I bring home almost $500 a week, and all of that shit's gone by the end of the month. Hey, hey. That's why I begin all the overtime I can. They tell me they need me to come in today. Today's my off day. This would be a long-ass podcast. But of course, them needy motherfuckers need somebody else because they don't want to hire enough good people. So I have to give my day off to go help them. And I'm going to do it. Don't get me wrong. I'm going to fucking do it. Yeah, that $21 an hour in untaxed overtime. Untaxed overtime. You got to love the state of Alabama. Fuck that. For that one thing. And just so everybody knows, if you don't live in Alabama and you were listening to this, keep it that way. This shit is ass. KIV, if you're listening to this, if you're listening to this, fuck you, bitch. You're going to have to step up the game or something. You're going to have to step up the game bad. We need your old ass out of office. Like, this shit is fucking rough. This day is going down the fucking hill. Having to make everybody penny pinchers around this bitch. This shit sucks. Actually penny pinching. If I find a dime sitting on the floor, I ain't going to put that bitch in my pocket. I'm going to bust out the whole fucking wallet. Put that baby in there secure. That's going to be the biggest bill I got in that bitch's life. I'm talking about god damn. We need some fucking money, bro. Money. I thought about, I thought about fucking, like, start street racing. Because, like, you can go street race at 20-20, Alondra. Start that bitch in sports, and that damn Corvette is going to dust your shit. Dust my shit bad. There you go. You're out $500. Hold on. I got a question, though, man. You think NASCAR driving would even be that difficult? Because, like, you just floor that bitch until you see a flag or Jesus Christ himself. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. If you see Jesus, you got to, like, quickly look away and look back. Because the first time, it might just be a warning. You can keep going. I don't think that's how it works. I don't think that's how it works. I think if you see Jesus Christ himself, you're in one of two situations. You're dead as hell. Or the rapture started. And I don't even think you see Jesus when the rapture started. Unless you go to heaven. And I'm sorry, the track we are on, I'm not too sure where we're going, buddy. I'm really not sure. I'd like to consider myself a good person, but, like... Oh, I'm a good person. I treat everybody equally. I treat everybody how they treat me. If you're... Meh. Well, don't... If anyone has any videos of me at Walmart arguing with customers, don't put that shit out there. We don't need that. Videos in high school, like, that don't count. Yeah, none of that counts. Anything before the age of 20, don't count. That shit don't count. I'm gonna fuck with nobody. That shit don't count. Like, I was an asshole back in high school. Like, I didn't care. I didn't give a fuck. I barely went to high school. I didn't care about that shit either. I didn't give a fuck. But, like, I had a lot of absences. 91, matter of fact, in the second semester of my senior year. And, like... Hey, I got you beat by five. I had 96 unexcused absences. But, like, the reason why I had that many is because they hoed me very bad. Like, I went virtual, but they made me go to school about a fucking agricultural class is learning about cows and shit. Which nobody gives a fuck about. At all. No offense to the teacher. She was cool and all that. Sometimes. She decided to be a bitch our senior year. But... No one gave a fuck about that class, bro. Everybody took that class just to have an easy grade and to go to sleep. Show up to that bitch. Had that bitch as my first period, like, 11th grade. No, first semester of 12th grade. I had it as my very first class. Everybody showed up high as fuck. High as fuck. I'm talking about everybody is on cloud nine. I zooted in school. Zooted. Zooted. She's sitting up there talking about some... Name all the different type of cows. And spiders and shit. Bitch, I can barely think which direction I'm gonna walk when I leave this bitch. I don't even know how to walk right now and you're talking about some damn... Name the cows. All I know is cow and dairy cow. And then you got bitches like... What's that fucking bitch's name I hated in 8th grade so much? Miss Nelson. Fuck you. Oh my God. I hated that bitch. I hated her. I hated that bitch. I hated her so bad. And I hope everybody knows we went to the worst high school in the state of Alabama. Ashford High School to be 100% exact. And it was fucking terrible. Like, if you wanted a reason not to put your kids in public school, just look at a picture of the high school. It ain't even that bad looking of a school. I mean, it looks a lot better since we fucking left. They got everything nice now. We had all the ugly shit and all the bad shit. They get the fucking good shit now. And you'd walk down the halls and see lockers that were hanging off. Hell yeah. All them broken ones, fat-ass dents from where weird emo kids fucking headbutt that bitch because they get mad at the teacher or some shit. They fucking roar and fucking headbutt the goddamn locker. Some crazy mother... I thought them motherfuckers were on drugs. I guarantee you 70% of the people we went to school with were on something besides marijuana. Bro, we watched a fucking kid in one of our English classes snort a fucking peppermint. And you know exactly who the fuck I'm talking about, too. Crushed up a peppermint and then snorted that bitch and sneezed for 45 minutes straight in the middle of reading Romeo and Juliet. In the middle of reading Romeo and Juliet. I'm talking about, I'm the bitch. What, not a bitch? I think I was the bitch. I think I was Juliet. No. I was somebody. I was a woman in that fucking baby. I played one of the, like, cousins or uncles or something that got... Like, you remember the one at the very beginning that was talking shit and got stabbed? That was me. Like, I died fast as fuck. That shit makes sense. He loves to talk shit. I don't even talk shit too much. Shit. And you were running your mouth like a motherfucker. Running your mouth like a motherfucker. We were also in band. So we really seen all the weird kids. All the weird kids. And it was like, I don't want to make fun. No, I'm not making fun of them. They were chill. They were chill, but they could be weird as fuck. They could be weird as fuck. And, like, the thing that got me was, like, when people started acting emo and that shit, like, growed the fuck up, dude. Yeah, like, that shit's weird. Like, I'm sitting here and I'm 16 years old. I have no idea about anything like that. And you want to show up wearing all black with fake cut marks on your arm talking to someone. I really, really don't like being alive right now. Like, dude. Just to be laughing and cutting up the entire class. Yeah, like, how are you going to say you're so... See them outside of school. They're having the best time ever. Their Snapchat story filled with them doing fun shit. Them having fun. And then you talk to them and they're just like, I hate myself. Like, no. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. You just need to realize that shit. Like, you just need to grow up and just understand the fact that life's shit. Life is really shit. I mean, I'm in a fucking hole right now and I'm sitting here recording a fucking podcast. I'm in a big ass hole after buying the car. Like, $20,000 in debt. It's not much until, like, you actually start making payments and then, like, only $100 goes towards the car and then the rest of it is interest. Is that hoe-ass interest rate because they're going to give fucking 40% interest rates. Neither of us have 40% interest rates, by the way. Yeah. 20's maybe, but not 40. 20's maybe. Maybe I'm very stupid, but like... Yeah, like, I got hoed, but I didn't get hoed that bad. Like, and I mean this in the nicest way possible. It's not going to sound like it, but I swear on everything, I really do. If you actually signed a 40% interest rate... You're fucking stupid. Like, you're actually retarded. Like, I don't even think you should pay it off. You should either just bitch it and go to jail or just... Let them repo that bitch. Yeah, let them repo that bitch. Let them have the fucking car. Just save all the rest of your money. Fuck your credit score. Yeah, fuck your credit score. You're about to spend $100,000 on a 2019 Camry. Because at that point, you're not going to make the payments because your payment's about to be fucking $800 a month. If you're that dumb, you probably only make minimum wage. And you work 25 to 27 hours a week. Your boss is mean to you. Your boss is an asshole. He don't schedule you for shit. And I mean, yeah, I would just say fuck my credit score and get a damn co-sign from... Well, no. Your mama's probably got dog shit credit too because she let you fucking sign a 40% interest rate. And like, the thing that got me hoed that bad was they didn't even tell me my interest rate. They didn't even tell me either. I had to fucking figure that shit out on my damn own. Yeah. But I mean, hey, that's what we get for being young and dumb. Just wanting new shit. Yeah, just wanting to buy a car. Wanting to grow up knowing we don't want to grow up. But at the same time though, after I got in that car accident with my Camry, I kind of had to pick up the pace or something. I needed a whip bad. Because like, I work about 30 minutes away from my house You work about the same? About the same, yeah. About 30 minutes. Badass little drive. Taking a little while. Putting hella miles on my car. Speaking of miles on my car, I've been overdue for like an oil change for like 400 miles now. And it's not that I'm so broke I don't want to get it. It's just that I don't want to get it. Yeah, just being lazy is just like... Nah, I mean, yeah, it's lazy. But like, I can't say nothing. That damn Jeep I had, I mean, I was fucking like 900 miles over an oil change on a 1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Still driving that bitch like I didn't have a care in the fucking world. Bitch is 30 years old. Yeah, that bitch is old as shit and I'm pushing that bitch like it's a 2023, baby. Wasn't even going 95 down US Highway 84 fucking 700-800 miles over doing an oil change. Window don't let down. AC don't work. Radio don't work. My fucking, my heat compressor or whatever the fuck it's called, busted. So it's leaking into my passenger seat floorboard and I'm still just cruising. Radio don't work so I got my fucking AirPods in that I bought before I had all the responsibilities. Just... That would be my number one advice if you still live with mom. Fucking stay there. Fucking stay there. I'm not going to want to, I promise you. And I know you're not going to listen, but like... They're letting you stay. Stay, run your money up until you're comfortable. And then when you have enough money to be comfortable that's when you should, that's when you should move out. Yeah, and like... We was ready to go at fucking 15. Yeah, like ready, ready, ready, ready. Broke as piss. Broke as a joke. Broke as a fucking lie. Nah, nah, my bank account is a joke. Shane Gillis could have run a whole fucking set on my bank account. That shit's hilarious. And tell me, like someone, someone explain to me. Someone listen to this podcast. Reach out to me and tell me how the fuck they're going to charge me almost $20 to pay a car payment with a debit card. That is so ho. That's what I get for going to a buy here pay here. I should have just went to the dealership gave them the money they wanted down and just let them hoe me. I should like, because these people, they didn't even hoe me, they fucked me in the ass. And every time I go make the car payment, they ain't even fucking there. They ain't even there, so I have to call. And if you call, you got to pay with a card. Am I going to fucking wire them money through my fucking ass? I got to call and I got to pay with a fucking debit card. And that shit fucking sucks. You're just sitting there reading off 16 digits or whatever of your debit card. No and damn well, I don't even got the money on this bitch. I'm just going to let them tell me it declined so I can tell them, let me get till tomorrow. No, sadly they took the money I did have on that bitch. All fucking $900 because I had to pay two fucking payments. Shit is ridiculous. And yeah, we live in a fucking, we live in a town outside of the Circle City. Yeah, we don't actually live in the Circle City, but... And hopefully I never will because that place is a fucking hellhole. It is a hellhole. Fucking worst drivers known to mankind. People, they don't know how to use medians. Now how the fuck do you not know how to use a median? That shit used to get to me all the time. Still gets to me. Every time I get in a median and people just sit there and stare at me like I'm doing something wrong. No, you're doing something wrong, buddy. And like, if they're in my spot in the median, I'd be so tempted, just instead of getting on the wrong side or waiting for them, I'm just so tempted to pull up right in front of them. Make them wear, they literally can't go anywhere but reverse onto the highway. I'm sorry to change the subject all of a sudden, but I was just seeing something on my phone and I wanted to talk about it. I am a Panthers fan. I love the Carolina Panthers. We are fucking ass. Bryce Young, I'm an Auburn fan also. So I was very... I can agree with you on that. I'm also an Auburn fan. I was very, very upset when we drafted Bryce Young. I thought that was the dumbest thing in the fucking world. We traded DJ Moore to the Bears for Bryce Young. And I see some shit on here talking about they're confident in Bryce Young. The fuck? I'm not. Confident in what? That shit's like saying they're confident Alvin Kamara from the Saints is gonna get arrested again this season. He's a Saints fan, by the way. Yeah, I am a Saints fan. I mean, hopefully... I don't think he'll get arrested. I think he learned his lesson. I don't. Because like... I mean, for the first two games of this next season, not including the preseason, obviously, because he's starting, but for the first two games of the actual season, bro's benched because of that shit he did in like 2020 or whatever with the fucking speeding and hit a pedestrian or some stupid shit like that. Or hit another car when he was drunk. Some stupid shit you'd think an NFL player would do. I done lost count of how many times and what all dudes got in trouble for. Shit. Talking about speeding and hitting some shit. You wanna talk about that one player? Nah, we probably shouldn't talk about him. Nah, nah, nah. He in prison for... for a good long while. That was a dumb decision. A very dumb decision. How you gonna make... How you gonna sign a contract to make millions of dollars? Every year, millions. You got all the potential in the world. To be one of the best players. And you're gonna go drunk drive. That shit just don't make sense. Man, it's just people not thinking with their head, man. They don't... They don't care. They're just living in the moment. They're just gonna go do what's fun then. Yeah, I'm an NFL player and I'm rich as fuck so I'm about to down this whole crown. I mean, yeah, down this whole thing of crown and try to drive my tail cat. Yeah, I knew he was in a sports car but I don't know what kind of sports car he was in. He was going like 120 miles an hour. Yeah, man. Straight into somebody and he was perfectly fine. Yeah, that's the thing, man. You gotta feel bad after you took someone else's life from your own dumbass mistake. Not even a mistake. He did that shit on purpose. Even when you're like, I don't care what no one say. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm drunk. No, no. You still know what you're doing. I've been very, very fucking shit faced and I knew what I was doing. See me, I have not taken a sip of alcohol in my life. He's gonna sit right there and he's gonna lie to everyone watching or listening. I mean, I wouldn't call it a lie. I'm just stretching the truth. Stretching the truth. Stretching the truth. I might have taken a couple sips. Just a couple. But I still knew what I was doing. That's why I think everybody just needs to smoke them a little weed and calm down. Go sit your ass down. Smoke your blunt. Play the game with your homeboy. Get shit on because you probably suck. Speaking of playing the game, you want to talk about something else real quick. So how about Lethal Company has sold more copies than the brand new Call of Duty. Now that's actually kind of crazy if you ask me. I mean, Call of Duty, and this is coming from a die hard Call of Duty fan. I love that game. But it has been on the downfall for the past fucking what? Seven years now? Every game they come out with is just progressively more ass. The last one we had that I really fucking enjoyed was Cold War. Cold War? Cold War. And that's coming from me. I had another off day yesterday. Monday. And I spent fucking seven and a half hours on the new Call of Duty playing ranked play. Shitting on people. And still didn't have that great of a time. That game still made me mad as fuck. It's it's Call of Duty sad. Now, did you see that Rainbow Six Siege is going to be cross play. I don't know if it's cross play with every console. But I do know for a fact that PC players will be able to play with Xbox players. See, now that's kind of fine because I don't know if I don't know if it was last year maybe two years ago they made Rainbow Six Siege cross play between Xbox and Playstation and immediately you could tell a skill gap between Xbox and Playstation players. Yeah, like it was so much harder playing when it was just Xbox than when they did that shit. And then and then they also they gonna fuck over the ranking system. That shit is actually horrible. I remember spending days weeks weeks even in my mom's house just grinding trying to get diamond rank or whatever it was baby. I swear you fucking you spent fucking eight hours playing your ten placement matches that all went to overtime match point just to get ranked fucking like I don't know silver and then grind your ass all the way up. See, now everybody starts at the same spot. Yeah, everybody starts at the very bottom and everyone has to work their way up. That's so boring, bro. I mean it's the most fair cause everybody starts in the same spot everybody has to earn the same amount and everybody has to climb. But fuck the beginning of the new season. I'm not playing that shit for at least a week. I'll be goddamned if I run into fucking Bolo while I'm playing with my shit friends. Running into the best player in the world and I'm sitting here with the bottom three players in the world fucking 0 and 6 fucking lose 4-0 there's no I died six times and we didn't even play six rounds. That's how much better they are. I'm on a controller and he's on a mouse and keyboard flicking like I've never seen in my life. Shit's unfair. But I'm still gonna play it. That's the problem. I'm still gonna do it. After a week I'm gonna let the sweats get their way up first. And then I'm gonna pry on the little children that play when they realize there's a new season. Now them little fucking 5 and 6 year olds they're gonna get fucked up. I'm gonna fuck them up. I'm gonna fuck them up pretty bad. You playing with fucking bubble wrap? It looks like you're playing with bubble wrap. But anyways I'm about to have to head to work. Understandable man. Well I hope everyone enjoyed the introduction to the Delton City podcast. We're going on 36 minutes and 25 seconds right now. Not too terribly long but it's longer than I thought it was gonna be to be honest. Yeah me too. We veered off a couple times. Yeah we did man. That's how every podcast is gonna be if we're being completely honest. We're gonna sit here and ramble and talk about random shit and that's why I really cannot state it enough. Please. Because I'm gonna post it on Facebook. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, I know a lot of my family members are gonna see it on Facebook. Please do not let none of your little kids watch this. None of them. Because there is no telling what anyone is gonna say at any given time. And we're gonna have guests. We're gonna do interviews and all sorts of stuff. They are way more out of pocket than we are. So yeah, don't let your kids, nephews, nieces, grandkids, don't let them watch this. Unless you know that, unless you act like that at home. Because I know most of these damn parents nowadays are worse than we are. Right. They're worse than we are. They don't give a fuck. 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