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The transcription is a conversation between the host, Will, and two bands, the Sunset Drip and Sydney Riley. Will introduces the bands and discusses their music. He announces a battle of the bands with a prize and asks the bands to choose a champion. They play a song by the Sunset Drip called "Ivory." Hello, hello, hello, hello. I can hear me. Can y'all hear me? I'm pretty sure you can hear me because I can hear me in the headphones. Amazing. Technology. I'd be fine with it taking over, for real. This is hard. Hi, this is new show Who This? I'm Will and Tasty Mint Riley. I'm a really, really tasty mint if you don't already know. And this is new show Who This? This is CGLO 1690. Do I have to plug anyone else? Oh yeah, the people here. Hi, hi. Say hello to the mics and stuff. Hello, there's three mics over there. Actually, there's four. No, you silly goose, you didn't get my joke. It was your intro. You botched it. Sorry, I had to get out. Just kidding. First up, we have two bands. This is the first double feature I've ever done. I don't know why I thought I had the tech skills to do this, but let's see if I manage it. It is going to be an official real battle of the bands with a prize. Oh my goodness, let me tell you that prize, though. That prize. In this corner, it's a line, there is the Sunset Drip. Hello, boys. One at a time, I'm going to introduce you. Calm down, calm down. First up, we have Michael Musculotini. What's up? How's it going? Lovely to see you. You're looking ravishing as usual. I love the pink shades. How's life looking these days? Life is looking quite rosy. Oh, you can't see it. He's wearing pink colored shades. Okay, other. Brandon, I don't know what your last name is. Brandon Drip. It's here. Gear. Brandon Gear. Isn't that a movie star? That's what you- Brandon Gear works shifting gears, cars, we like that. Clutch. You're so clutch. There we go. Aha! I got there. Anyway, that's the intro for these people. The Sunset Drip, they make rock music's pretty good. They will- we'll play some other songs and you can decide for yourself. In the other corner, we have- oh, can I move this so I can see you? Oh, the tech skills. Oh, the tech skills. Okay, hello. In this corner, we have Sydney Riley. Hi. People might ride into the station complaining of nepotism, oh goodness gracious, as you are maybe my family member. I was hoping for my nepotism moment and I'm gonna milk it as long as I can. Thank you. Okay, as long as you do it, it's not tacky for me. Cool? Yeah, deal. Great, love that. Your assistant here is- you're going to tell me your name again. I am secretary and keyboardist extraordinaire, Like A Birdie. Thank you so much for having me on your wonderful show. Like A Birdie? Like A Birdie. Okay, Nelly Furtado song. I'm like a birdie. Oh, work, okay. I will show you. Yo, yo, yo, you guys have no idea because, like, I know that you're all singers and, like, I was worried that when you came in, you were, like, a fourth number. I was like, oh no, the singing questions. There's so many singing questions in the face-off. What if it's unfair? But I just heard everything I need to know. You're gonna- I pass. Woo! And together, yes, they make up Sydney Riley music at Instagram.com. That's at Sydney Riley. Sydney, Sydney, you're my family. Sydney Riley. You've known this name for so many years. For real, sorry about that. Yeah, okay. What's your guys' tag over there? Ours is the sunset drip. At the sunset drip? Work. Yeah, okay, so just, like, a little quick hello, what's up. You guys I met because we were in the same bucket list panel. Is that true? I don't know. We've met so many times. So long. Yeah, I remember we- Liz took me to see one of your guys' shows. It was- I was really, really pleasantly surprised because it was really like a Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover moment. You guys have a look. This is correct, and that's great. That's branding, and it branded you to me. Oh, Brandon. Yo, that should've been my- I had a feeling that was coming. Yo, I actually had a note to make a joke about your name being Brandon, but we'll get to that, don't worry. The jokes are very, like, well-timed throughout the show. Anywho, so yeah, I was really taken aback in a pleasant way because you look like rock, 70s, a stoner- it's like if that 70s show, like, had a remake and fired the girls. Work. Is that accurate? Yo, we get lost in a thrift store, you know, and pick up anything under 50 bucks. People think you're the mannequins and stuff. Pretty much. Yeah, work. Okay, yeah, I was really pleasantly surprised because when you guys got up on stage and started singing the cherubic, angelic harmonies you two boys produced, I was shooketh, I was shaken. That was just them. That was amazing. That was amazing. Was that, like, throat singing, or you, like, do the double note or something, or- wow. Honestly, multi-talented. Multi-talented. They're also sharing a mic, a talent. I said two mics per team, and I meant it. That's another of your name being Mic Check. Yeah, I know. Okay, well, you can go beyond someone else's show, and I will kill you after this. We also have a long-standing tradition here at New Show Who This that only I may come for the production value, and if you do, I will push you down the stairs that you climbed up here to get here after the show. Okay, that being said, I have notes. Oh, yeah, you guys have to introduce a little bit more. How did I meet you? Well, we're, like, yeah, we are family, and I guess I met you at our first, like, Christmas or something. You were a wreck. You were a wreck. I still am. I think you were, like, a tiny- yeah, I would have met you when you were zero years old. Look at you now. Sure was. You're much older. Yep. I am certainly an age, that's for sure. Whoa, yes, and an era, and a vibe, an epic- an epic time. You're a good time. Yeah. Okay, so, yeah, that's great. You guys make music and stuff. Uh-huh, uh-huh. That is exactly what you do. I think you should just scooch a little bit, like, these guys this way, because, like, there's a space. Yeah, that's gonna work. You better work, microphone setup. You guys, honestly, you're so cute together. All of you. I could just ship you all off to a different continent. Please, please do. Yeah. Okay. We're tired of this place, so, you know. Honestly, is it the production value? I guess you can say that. Would you say it? Would I say it? Because only I can say it. I don't know, those stairs look pretty good right now. Oh, they are long and numerous. They are many. Great, cool. So, yeah, I have, of course, prepared a wonderfully thrilling episode for y'all. Well, y'all, for sure. These people are brave, y'all. I tell them before the show, I'm like, hold on to your hats, kids, attach to your tits. Okay, this is a swear. We are really not supposed to swear, and by really, I mean, like, kind of, probably try not to. That means you're not gonna get arrested or pushed down the stairs, but, you know, try not. I have broken that law many times already, and I'm doing my best to become a reformed swearer. Uh, yeah. So, the theme of the episode today is a showdown between the two bands, a battle of the bands, if you would, if one could. There is an amazing prize. To start, though, I'd like to give you all a little bit of, like, more of a sense of who you're cheering for, so you can, like, pick a side and, like, care and, like, vote. There's no voting. Um, yeah, and choose which one you want to win. So, we're gonna start with the best way we could introduce musicians, which is with a song each. So, I would like you to, beach team, face off, choose a champion, by the way. Great. Now, your champion is Brandon vs. Sidney. The front, front, you guys are kind of a dual front person. Oh, did I just cause drama? Shit. I bet it was like a quick, oh, snap, oh, snap, oh, snap, oh, snap. Okay, I'm gonna bring the screen down so I can see things. Oh, I love this, uh, this little screen. It flies around everywhere I need it to go. So, if y'all, though, can't tell at home, my mic kind of fell off its stand, and I'm holding it in my mouth, in my hand, to my mouth, because, again, the production value around here. Oh, and it's pulling away. I'm gonna have to open Spotify with one hand. I'm gonna put it back on in the, once I start this song. So, did you guys choose, you did? Okay, you're gonna do a rock, paper, scissors, and tell me who wins best of three. All right, I'll be the ref. Yeah. Here we go. Clean fight. If I see any pre-throws, premature throws, you're out. You're out. We're gonna go clean throws on the rock, paper, scissors, shoot. All right, here we go. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. All right, we got one, Brandon. One percent, one percent centrim. All right. Two? Oh, no, it's the rock. I'm not worried. All right, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, wow. Fell for the same move. Oh, man. Double dupe. Shame me once, shame me, I don't know how to say phrases. We found the song, and my mic is fixed, and everything's better. Everything is just glowing. I've never been known for my brain cells. Okay, so you guys won, so that means we get to hear your song first. The song that you sent me, I'm just not gonna bother trying to get it up on Messenger right now. We're gonna go the simplest route. What's it called? It's called Ivory. Plug it. Yeah, this new song came out at the beginning of the summer. It's called Ivory. Recorded it ourself, mastered by Tom Schemmer of the damn truth, and mastered by- The damn truth. Yo, they have the cutest kid. Have you seen their kid? It, like, plays- their kid, it's non-gendered. You know, we can't have this thing that's gendered. He's about to replace the current drummer. Oh, now you're starting drama. Oh, I hope they don't hear that. Anyways, it's really cute. He's not going. Yeah, anyway, shout out the kid of the damn truth. My kid's coming along, don't worry. Brandon's kid is gonna be so cute. Oh my god, the hair, the hair. It's gonna be a baby born with hair. Alright, so here's Ivory by the Sunset Trip. If I manage to queue it up, fade this slide up, DJ computer. Okay, everybody cross yourself, I don't care what religion you are, go ahead, we all need God right now. Clap. Brandon, just clap. Close enough, clap yourself. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna press this button, and do this. Later. Oh, uh huh. 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