ep. 2 - Under the thumb

And we're fucking back for episode 2 baby. Get cancelled ladies and gentlemen, we're in for a good one. Unfortunately though, we do have some bad news. Our special guest Jack Cordingley has a serious case of being under the thumb this week, so he had to shoot down to Sydney early this afternoon, so we'll have him next week, pence with him, make sure he's on, but yeah, so he won't be with us, sadly. That's fucking weak as fuck. Yeah, oh well, here's what it is, he just hasn't got cojones for it, eh? Um... Get a hold of yourself Jack. Get a hold of yourself Jack. Yeah, fuck it up. Alright. What's been going on? No much for us. No much? Not much at all. How was your week? Good. Good. Um... Who do you think saw you? Was she in the right? Yeah. Yeah, bloody oh. Bloody oh. Um, shout out to Audio Technica, not that any of you blokes are listening, but um, yeah, it's better than last week. We've had a few complaints from the white noise and um, sounds, good to see you blokes doing podcasts too, so. Yeah, a few grubs, really chirping up about the quality, so apologies, but look, we're just tooting after he's having a crack, so, it'll get better. She'll get better as we go. She's having a crack, aren't we? Yeah, she'll get better as we go. Oh, I hope so. Yeah, you fucking hope so, eh? Yeah, how's work? Ah, same old mate, same old. Tell you what, we had to deal with a... a pain in the arse this week, but we'll uh, we'll get on to that a bit later, I reckon. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. Happy with that. Save it for... Happy with that. Save it for it's time. Yeah. Yeah. Um, let's, let's just get stuck in. Shout out to beers. Beers, I reckon. Yeah. Fucking hell. Fucking, we've uh, this week, we've uh, we've gone for the same one, eh? Well, for you it is. Um. Oh, yeah. Same Debbie. Yeah. Not the same as last week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty smart of me. Um. Do you want to run them through? What have we got? Yeah, what have we got? I forgot the name of it already. Uh, we've got the vodka soda round. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the vodka soda round. Oh, yeah. Vodka soda round, eh? Good day. Oh, mate. Shouted us out on this story last week. Yeah. Unexpectedly so. Well. I don't think they actually care about us, but uh. Ah, fuck off. I think they're just doing it out of spite, but. Yeah, well let's see if we can get them on board, eh? What have we got? We've got the grape, haven't we? Yeah. The grape this week. So, pouring them on last week was fucking unbelievable. We'll see how the grape goes, eh? Let's have a crack. Let's get stuck in. Oof. Jeez. Hard thing to open. Get the teeth on it, Brass. Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. This tastes like Hubba Bubba. Oh, fucking hell. It does, eh? Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Yeah. I'll tell you what, though. I walked in and you gave me a call before I walked in at Uncle Dan's and you said, you said, oh, what beers are you going to go? I was like, oh, we're going to go the same one, I reckon. And you said, yeah, we'll go the vodka grape. Yeah. So, I walked in, I had a look at the cans and, to be honest, I felt a bit vulnerable buying them at the counter. They're not the, they're not the meanest looking beer, are they? Yeah. So, I felt a bit weird, but, um, yeah. The old Vodka Cider with the piss on the side. Yeah. Yeah. That's it, eh? Yeah. Just two Vodka Ciders, please. Thank you. Yeah. Now, what are your thoughts on them? I love them. I love them. I like them. What do you reckon about the old, like, the sweetness levels? Yeah, 20. Mm. Too much would be, yeah, fucking too much, I reckon. It's all good, though. It's like an easy drinker. Yeah, 100%. It's not like, you don't really taste the, the lemonade factor. No. Well, there's no fucking lemonade in it, bruv. That's why. No. What's actually in it? You got the Vodka Cider. Vodka, the soda water, and then your flavouring, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, true. I don't know. The grape's good. I reckon. What's the pine lime? Is that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm sticking with the pine lime. Like, grape's still good, but pine lime's definitely taking the cake. Mm. At this point, I reckon. Is it? Yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. Gotcha. Anyway, uh, Vodka Cider and Get Around It. Um. Anyway. Back to the week, bruv. Like, anything exciting happen or? Nah, fuck all. No? I'm not gonna lie to you. It's been a very tame week. Yeah. Weather's been shit as well, eh, down there. Oh, mate. Don't fucking get me started. Please. Oh. I woke up. It would have been Tuesday or Wednesday. Yeah, Tuesday morning. Fucking Tuesday night. Yeah, I got that snap from you Tuesday morning. I'm driving to work. I could hardly hear you talk. It was just fucking, the rain was in my ears. 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Oh, okay. I can grow up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's... Like, good for you, was probably our... Exemption pass for Olivia Rodrigo, I reckon. Yeah, yeah. Happy with that. Yeah. Yeah. That was probably our pop-up song, wasn't it? Yeah. With the snappers. Good for you. Yeah. I still remember you dancing around the deck like a little virgin. Yeah, I was for a while there, wasn't I? Yeah, that and the pitch perfect, mate. Sorry, anyway. Getting off topic again. Yeah. Moving on. Yeah, Lloyd. I like it, mate. I like it, mate. Prunehead. That's what we're going with. Yeah, Prunehead. That's what we're going with. Prunehead. What was the go with your closing there, brothers? You might have to get back to us and fill us in with what the fuck you meant by that. Like, do you know? Do you know what you were going on about? Yeah, like... Mate, like trees and leaves. Yeah, but where the fuck does that come from? I reckon that's a bit of a carry on itself, I reckon. That's a fucking carry. You can't be doing that. You can throw mayo on, but I reckon, I don't know... With the listeners that we have. Like, we've got fucking thousands of listeners each week. Hundreds of thousands, mate. Fucking hell. Yeah. Don't feel ashamed of him. No. But I don't mind it either. Yeah. Like, he just doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. Shout out, Prunehead. That was a good one, mate. Next up, we've got another one from last week, so this is going to be a bloke we're going to be hearing everywhere. Anyway. Hiya, lads. Just finished drawing myself a lining, went to go grab myself a pint. Always good. Just had a quick one for, you know, I've been carrying a bit of rum on my gears. I was pretty pissed off. You know, I'm going to the park a lot. We've got a big bus. There's not many people. You know, not many parks. Too many people. And some fucking fat cunt is saying I'm full of fucking pugs! When he's fucking his brother! Back on the fucking road! Piss off! Oh, this is a part two as well. Sorry, boys. I know it's my local beanpole here as well. Don't want to get in confusion. Just finished whacking one out. Just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page. Cheers, lads! That was a good whack, bro. Anyway, that was a beanpole. First of all, fuck, that was loud, bruv. Sorry, a bit close, was it? Well, I did a bit of editing on that one. Apologies. Nah, nah, nah. We just learned them. That's it. Nah, fuck them. First up, I just want to say, beanpole. Little ball squeak in there, bruv. What's going on there? Yeah, I like that. What's happening there? Now, um... Make us all feel like humans. Yeah, fucking nice. Again, not a good one. Pretty valid. I reckon it's a bit of a carry-on. If you've got a trailer, don't... Just park on the street, you grub. Oh, my God. This is hell. Yeah. If you've got a trailer, steer clear of your fucking car parks and stick to the road. If you're going to walk 500 metres, you're giving an extra three spots to other people, so that's a grub act, I reckon. What do you reckon? I agree. Nah, I totally agree. I've got this person at work, I'm not going to say what or who, or it. Or it. Doesn't mean anything these days. Doesn't mean anything these days. That's a carry-on, isn't it? Fuck, that's another episode. Yeah, she fucking... Well, I'm just giving it away. She parks over... Yep, them. She parks in fucking two spaces just because she's got a Volkswagen. Oh, fuck. What, lives in Sandy Bay, too? Yep. No, Kingborough. No. Ah, fuck. Fucking Edinburgh. Oh, grubs down there. First of all, it's a school car park, right? Yeah. It's not a fucking big car park. Yeah. And just don't be a fuckhead. Yeah, that's shit. Just because you've got a good car, like... Not even that, mate. But it's not even... It's a Volkswagen. What? Seriously. Yeah, that's... Who the fuck are you? That's a bit much, eh? That's a bit much. I hope she doesn't hear this, but... Ah, well, she does, fucking... Get fucked, you dog. Piss off. Yeah, piss off. Yeah, if you don't like a Ferrari or something, fair enough. Well... No, not fair enough. No, not fair enough. Just don't fucking drive it. Park away from the other cars. Oh, I totally agree. Yeah. Um... Anyway. That's a, yep, tyre... Oh, was it? No, yeah. That was tyre. That was beanpole, yeah. Yeah, beanpole. We went a bit off there. Yeah, sorry. Um... No, we've been a bit fricking... We've been a bit off topic today, cos old fucking Jack... Yeah, he's really thrown us off here, so, um... Jack, you'd better fucking show up next week, mate. Otherwise... Yep. That's all I got. Otherwise we're done. Yep. We're done. We... Yeah, like he does when she goes off, this will be the last of the finale. There you go. There you go. We'll get on to... At Jack Cordingly. Yeah, fucking rip into him. We'll put him up on the story after, and then you can let him know what you think of him. Yeah. Anyway, we've got a... We've got a... Not a caller, but a voice message coming here from overseas, which is good to see that we've got our good friend, you'll hear him in a second, overseas. Very happy with this one. He's been tuning in, and, yeah, we love it. Anyway, have a listen. That's love to the first ep of the pod. I've got something here that I've been thinking about lately, and I think it could be potentially the worst trait a person could have. When you're at the pub, obviously, having a couple of beers with the lads, and you're in a round with someone, and someone just blatantly just doesn't cough up a bit of coin for their round. They either leave before buying, before it's their turn to grab a round, or they just blatantly refuse to buy a round. I think that is potentially one of the worst traits a human could have. Just thought I'd get your opinions on this, and either confirm or deny my thoughts. That was Jammer, James Burke, for those out there who didn't drop his name. But, yeah. What do we reckon of that? Oh, mate. I've got a story about this. Oh, right. Yeah. Sit back. Relax. Sit back and relax, boys and girls and non-blokes. Yes, MD. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I can't keep up these days. Anyway, moving on. We were out two years ago, and we had Baj, big Harry Allenby, Kieran Elliott, and Pauly. Damien Paul, for those who don't know everyone. They're fucking weapons. I would have been 19, and it was my round. So I went up and went to buy them, and shout out to Big Haz. He was like, Hey, bros. You young pup, young whippersnapper. I'll get this one, all right? So he got it for me. He's been a fucking legend. I come back to the table, and Pauly's going, What the fuck's going on here? It's your round, bros. I've gone, hang on a second. Harry's offered me. And Harry's just absolutely laid into him. He's gone, shut the fuck up, mate. You used to do this all the fucking time when you were a hen. So just shut up. That made me feel a bit better. He served him up what he thought, then. Oh, mate. He let him know what he thought. Yeah, that's good. Shout out to all those boys. Stand up for the young bloke. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Not anymore, though. I've got to fucking fork out the cash for it now. Fuck. Yeah, fuck. I totally agree with what he's saying. Yeah, that is... It's pretty shit, that. Not sugarcoating it. That's fucking shithouse. If you're doing that, have a look in the mirror. And if you have an experience like that, let us know. Send in your voicemail. Let us know if you've had a bad experience with blokes that are running away when it's their share. They're going to go home. They're Mrs. McCollum. A bit like Jack. Oh! I am sick of all the excuses. Yeah. Let us know if you've had a bad experience with being in a shit with someone. But yeah, jammer, mate. That's an absolute cracker. Also... From overseas, too. Love the use of the word blatantly. That's all for it. He's blatantly fucking not wanting a beer. He's blatantly not doing it. Oh, I love it. All for it. Hope you're kicking goals over in England, bros. Staying tuned with you. Your posts on socials and... Yeah. Hope you're striking the golf ball well. Making a few runs and taking polls as well, bros. Yep. Anyway, that's it. On to the next one. G'day, shaggers. Long time listener. First time caller. Something that's been really grinding my gears, really grating the nipples, is we're trying to control as he walks. And instead of just finding a tune to play, they just keep skipping every song until they find something that they like. Now, as somebody that's just a bystander in this scenario, they catch on a tune that you really like to bop along to, and then all of a sudden it's like three seconds and it's gone. Like, you've got the ability just to cue songs. I don't know why we're just skipping. Yeah, thank you for listening to my video essay. Peace and love, boys. I don't know. That's Brother of James as well. We've got the whole Burke family tuning in here, which is great to see. And Joe next week. Big Joe and Lottie! Lottie! Mr B. They're over with James at the moment, over in England, I believe. They are, I saw that. But what do we reckon of that? We're back on the music topic here. Back on the music, yeah. Another grub that doesn't know what they want, really. Yeah, I agree. It's just common sense. Yeah, it is. Read the room, bruv. Yeah, it is a read the room kind of moment, isn't it, really? Stop being a fucking fool to yourself. Killing the vibe. Hanging for everyone. Stop being a selfish cunt. Yeah. Grub up. Pretty much. By the way, I don't know if you could tell, that was being played through the phone, but old Tom Burke, the bloke you just listened to, I don't know if you could tell, his voice was super crisp then, and hence we don't sound like dog shit this week. He's spent about an hour with him before, getting a few pointers from dickheads like myself and Hub. We need all the help we can get. Oh, mate, you wouldn't believe it. Shout out to Burke. He's really, really hooked us up here with what we're doing. So, yeah, really. Good on you, bruv. Appreciate it, mate. Good on you. Moving on to the next one. Righty-o, Ken Boss. Yep. Vaughn Hub, Vaughn sock, 12-inch socket, emergency back pocket socket. Yeah, mate. I've got... I've seen that. Right, what about when someone asks you for a tip on goats, grahams, horses, whatever it is, so you give them a tip that you think will win. Doesn't end up winning, okay, that's fine, but then they start absolutely abusing you. Buddy, you're the one that fucking asked for a tip, all right? Fucking suck it up. Yep. Happy with that. So on that... Yeah, I'm right on that. Have you had that experience before? Oh, mate, so many times. Yeah, yeah. So many times. It's not just horses and dogs, it's sport. It's just fucking everything. Yeah. Like, if they say, oh, he's going to kick a goal, or, yeah, oh, I don't know, he's going to get 25 touches. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it doesn't get up and absolutely fucking rinse you. It's like, mate, shut the fuck up. Yeah, I think... What about you? You know what I mean? Yeah, you've nailed it on the head. There, there, bro, it's all right. If someone gives you a tip and it doesn't get up, well, you're the dickhead who's like, oh, yeah, it must be getting up, hey, and you've loaded up on it. So, I mean, just really have a think about what you're doing. Don't throw it on someone else. If someone's giving you a tip, you're putting the money on it at your own risk. Fucking own it. Yeah. Yeah, fucking own it. Grow up. It's like the old saying. Yeah, fucking grow up. Grow up. It's like saying the old... Well, it's like the old saying goes, fucking, if your mate jumped off a bridge, would you do it yourself? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking no. No chance, hey? Well, I mean, if... Well, it depends how tall the bridge is. If the bridge is pretty small, I fucking probably would. Yeah, if you're putting five bucks on someone, I reckon, if you're throwing 50, I ain't sure I ain't throwing 50 on you, bro. Nah, I don't reckon, hey. But if you're jumping off a bridge, fucking, the world's gone to shit, I reckon. Yeah. I'll probably follow you in. Yeah. It's a good way of thinking. Yeah. Oh, speaking positively of you today, that's, uh, Jack, you're really throwing yourself for your bros. Anyway, it's, uh... Yeah, nice, Jack boy. And, uh, last one here. What's going on, team Seeking Shenanigans? What's the beer of the week this week, Tommy? No, vodka. Tell you what, it's nice when it's slay, when your sister's hot as fuck. Slay, queen! Say that again. It didn't quite get through. Didn't quite get through, sorry. Ah, go again. What's going on, team Seeking Shenanigans? What's the beer of the week this week, Tommy? No, vodka. Tell you what, it's nice when it's slay, when your sister's hot as fuck. Slay, queen! Alright, for those... None of you know who this clown is, but I'm stuck with this bloke, five days a week working with him. Um, first of all, mate, yeah, the vodka soda ain't fucking ripping drop. So, how fucking good are they? You can fucking jam that one back up where it came from. Anyway... Yeah, that's... Um, yeah, this bloke, this bloke, yeah, loves a chert, but, yeah, can't really take it too well. So, who he? I hope you're listening. Is that, um... That's not the bloke that's, like, absolute arse at golf, is it? That's him. That's who he is. Is it really? Yeah, he's fucking... He's dog shit, mate. He's fucking... I haven't seen him in a fairway. Genuine. Or joined a putt within five feet, so... He's always... I've played a few... I don't know, I've played, like, five rounds with him, and he's always coming for tips. So, uh... If you've got any more tips you want to ask, rather than just send them in on the hotline, we can, uh... We can, uh... We can answer them, but also... He has got a carry on there, though, and that is the word fucking slay. I can't stand it. I cannot fucking... Hooey, hooey, hooey. I cannot fucking stand it. Uh... I thought we moved on from that, to be honest. Hooey? Yeah, he's really brought it back, hasn't he? Oh, my God. That's, um... What are you... What are you also... OK. Oh, mate. How about Lloyd saying what grinds his fucking gears before, and what grinds my gears is the word slay. Oh, my God. Honestly, I thought we left that in 2019. Yeah. I remember... It was still happening right up until I left Tassie, though. There were a few of the chicks that were still dropping it. Yeah, we know. Dropping it fucking left, right and centre. Yeah. But, uh... Yeah, Lloyd. Not really happy with that, mate. You fucking grump. I thought I'd get away from it, eh? Oh, my God. Nah, that's, uh... We love that. He looks a bit much like you. Your sister? Yeah. Fucking hell. Maybe he was your last one, mate, as well. Hey! Look at her shag her. All that. LAUGHTER Shout out, David. Shout out, guys. Yeah, I know. He's streaming in. He sent me a message the other day. I didn't get back to him, as usual. Sorry, old boy. But he enjoyed the first episode, so... I reckon he had that cranking full volume in the car because he couldn't fucking hear it properly, I reckon, but, uh... Good on you, brother. Yeah, I hope you can keep going. Hope you can keep going in the warm weather. In the tin shed. In the tin shed. For those puns out there, old David's got a good horse at the moment, doesn't he? What's it called? Oh, this... What's it called? Is it called the Spicer Jew or something? Fuck, I don't know. The Peace. Yeah, the Peace Jew. That's the one. The Peace Jew. Tell you what, I had a start at Ballarat the other day. Run, didn't it? Run. Yeah. I don't know how many starts I've had before that, but he gave me a call, and I was... Oh, I don't know if you could tell. Like, Dads, if you're listening, bros, me and Dad had a conversation about this the other day. I wasn't in the mood to talk. And, uh... He tried to make that pretty clear. I think he got it in the end, but, uh... Anyway, moving past that. So take the hint. Anyway, moving on. Moving on, but take the hint next time, bros. Shout-out to all parents out there. Take the fucking hint. Yeah. He called me up and said the horse had a start, and then it fucking won. So watched the replay back. This thing was out by seven, eight lengths at the turn. And I was like, oh, it's fucking high, man. It nearly got run over. But, yeah, it's taken off. And it just held. Led from the start and held. It held. That was the start at Ballarat, so... Fucking good honour. Not terrible, but my win's a win, eh? My win's a fucking win. Oh, man, absolutely. Shout-out, uh... Shout-out to Pestu and Dad, as you finally... I'll tell you, he's had a rough run. I'll give it to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And poor Shaz has to put up with all the drama as well. I reckon... Since I can remember, he's had a horse. Oh, fucking, she's looking good. He sends me the reviews, and, oh, she's broken down. She's got fucking broken leg or fucking lung problems or... Yeah, the last one he had was, uh... Oh, he was, mate, he was raving over it. Absolutely raving over it. And I just knew it was all going too well. I'll rock up home one day. And he's just in a sticker of a mood. Not even home in a way I could cheer him up at this point. I don't know. Jeez, he must have been mad. Oh, mate, he was terrible. He was nearly in tears. Nah, probably not. That wouldn't be much of my honour, but, uh... Get over it, mate. And he was clearly in a shit mood. I was like, what's going on, bros? And, uh... He goes, oh, the fucking horse has broken down. I was like... Yeah, the issue is, mate, he shaves it in the back, just pissing himself. It was good. It was all going too well. But, uh... This is... I think this is his first, like... But that last one was killing it in trials. I don't think he actually made it to the, um... To the track for a start. Oh, shit. Yeah, nah, full on. He was fully invested and fucking killed him, mate. This one, obviously, it's got up and going and it's just one, so... I hope she keeps winning for you, mate, but, uh... Yeah, for sure. Also, shout-out to Shaz for fucking putting up with his shit. Shout-out to Shaz. Yeah, bloody hell. You two are awesome. Yeah, fucking nice. They go all right, eh? They go all right, don't they? Yeah. Um... Yeah, I reckon that wraps up fucking that thing, doesn't it? Yeah. We're back on just before we shut off from carry-on, so, uh... Keep sending them in, and if you're sending them in now, keep one coming each week. Like I said, it's not hard to think of one. It's been awesome, eh? Yeah, notice that? It's been awesome. Gives us... We'd rather talk about that shit than fucking Donald Trump, so, uh... Oh, mate! Yeah! Never mind. Keep sending them in, and, uh... Also, if you can, do us a favour, mention us to just one of your mates out there as well. Mm. Um, give us a follow on Insta and which blocks we'll be trying to build. It's just... Third block's having a dip, so... Give us some love. Give us some crack, eh? Give us some fucking love. Anyway... That's it! What have you got for us up? Uh... Tell me, guys. I said a little taste-test to start with. Uh... Good taste-test. Look at that. What have you got for us? Ooh, a taste-test. Yeah. Um... Well, we'll start from last week. Um... Loaded Isle definitely... Well, we'll, like we said last week, we're going to just touch on Loaded Isle and Clarence again, because... Yeah. That's all we care about, really. Yeah. Hang on, I'm starting to suck now. Yeah, bloody hell. Um... So, Loaded Isle definitely, last week, smacked the absolute piss out of Lonnie. Yeah. As we said they probably should. Yeah. What was the score? As we said they would. Uh... It was more like a cricket score, to be honest. Um... It was... Loaded Isle kicked 24 goals, 29 points. 173. Yep, that's a few, isn't it? A bit more fucking points than goals. I can land a kick straight in your grubs. Oh my god. Uh... Yeah, it was a close game. Um... Lonnie kicked zero goals zero in the first quarter. Um... Following that, in the second quarter, they didn't kick any more. Um... Third quarter, look, it's pretty grim. I'm not going to lie to you. They didn't kick any more either. But, but, I've been saying that in the last quarter. Um... They managed to let Loaded Isle kick six goals to Lonnie's zero. So overall, Lonnie kicked zero goals, zero points. That is a fucking smacking. If I've ever heard one. Uh... Shout out to one of our carry on guests, Nathan Steele. Big bopper. Kicked three goals. Bopper. He told me, he told me he had 40. And when I read it, I was like, 40? Fuck off. Right? That's a lot of touches. And then, I saw a couple of the boys on Sunday night show, Big Fuzz and Big Skinny Racket. Um... And they did back him up on 40. Um... So, that's a hell of an effort. Yeah, shooting back to the last episode though. Like we're saying, it's only a matter of time before this bloke makes an impact in the ones. That's 100%. That talent, 40 touches and a bag of three. That's got to get noticed, hasn't it? Yeah, keep working hard, brother. Keep working hard. Probably studly five goals as well. Just a cheeky five bagger. Did he? Yeah. Bloody hell, yeah. Just a cheeky five. Good boy. Just a cheeky fiver. Um... And then they fucking smacked the piss out of him in the seniors as well. Yep. Big Sammy Siggins kick four. Shock. That's all we need to know. Yeah. Um... And then in the Clarence game. Clarence beat Kingborough. Oh, hallelujah. Yeah, buddy-o. Which is good. Yeah. 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