ep. 1 - P*ss off with your Parma's!

The transcription is a conversation between two friends who are starting a podcast. They talk about their week, try different beers, discuss a news story about Donald Trump possibly facing jail time, and share their frustrations with bad drivers. They also introduce a segment called "Carry-ons" where they will discuss listener-submitted topics. They listen to the first carry-on about cars and gears. G'day legends, teamsinkers, blokes, non-blokes. Welcome to the first episode of Teamsink and shenanigans. Harden, how are you for us? How are you brother? Good, good, good. What's going on? Ah mate, pretty keen. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it's been pretty exciting the last couple of weeks, hasn't it? Fucking hell mate, ready to dive right in here. Right in. Righty, tell us a bit about yourself for us. Yeah, I'm from Tassie, well not really am I? Nah, fuck off mate. South Australian, good skinhead. Remember the old skinhead? Ah, the old skinhead, that was good. Yeah, I'm a teacher assistant, studying teaching, so yeah, getting it done. So, what do you do Russ? As you know, as most people know, listening, I grew up, lived in Tassie for my whole life and recently have moved up to Newey, New South Wales. Currently completing my apprenticeship, so about halfway through my third year at the moment, getting stuck right into that. And yeah, that's pretty much me mate, that sums me up. Quick shout out to Audio-Technica for delivering us with the goods to be able to do this. So, yeah, cheers guys. Absolutely, cheers legends. Ah, how about we start off with a bit of an alcohol review, a little bit of a beer review. We're going to make this a weekly tradition, just trying different beers, seeing what our taste buds can handle. Bloody A. So, you start us off Ken Foss, what are you going with? This week I've gone for the old Vodka Soda Pine Lion, the old black cans. I've heard a fair bit about those, so pretty keen to get stuck in and give them a run mate. What have you got for us? I've got the Brookvale Union Lemon Squash. Yeah, beautiful. Brookvale is a pretty solid one to go for, no matter what you've got. Yeah, absolutely. I've heard they're pretty good. We obviously love their ginger beers, don't we? Oh mate, bloody A, too much. I can live off them, can't we? Oh my god, proper session there, absolutely. So, yeah, let's get into it and see what we've got. Let's give it a run. Oh, how good does that sound? Fuckin' A. Fuckin' A. Mate, I tell you what. What do you reckon? That's proper. I was feeling a bit crooked this morning. I told you before, I told you before I was going to say we might have to record tomorrow, but that's one way to feel better, isn't it? Fuckin' A, mate. Give us a run now, what do you reckon? Ah, good, good. Yeah, like, we, you and I both know how much we love our hard solos. Yeah, absolutely. I just want to try something different, you know what I mean? Like, they're fuckin' expensive, the old solos. Yeah, just for everyone out here as well, we are, this alcohol review segment is going to be us trying a drink, actually, that we've both never had. So, yeah, we're getting stuck right now. What's yours like, Brass? Yeah, fuckin' unbelievable. Not what I expected, eh? It's um, it's not sweet whatsoever. Like, I've only just realised now on the can, there's like no sugar. So, that's fuckin' pretty unreal. It's just the... How body's your temperance out, mate? Oh, I've certainly been to Music Park on the weekend, mate. Um, yeah, nah, they're bloody unreal, mate. They're um, highly recommend. Yeah, pretty bloody happy. Yeah. Nice work. Um, tell us about your week, what did you get up to? Tell you what, mate, it was a fair bit of, as you know, running around to get this sorted. Um, work, we had a pretty crazy week of work this week. Yep. Building a lot of bloody boards for all the jobs we've got coming up, so yeah. And a couple of small jobs to fill in the gaps, but yeah, a lot of just, fair bit of work around the shed and the yard this week, which isn't too bad, good to mix it up. Yeah, that's it, mate. A little bit of driving as well, but um, yeah. Nah, and then, just, yeah, talking to you, good planning. Yeah. It's been a fair few hours on this. I reckon we racked up, oh, well over 12, 15 hours trying to sort this out, hell of an amount. Um, yeah, but that's pretty much all right now. So, pretty good overall. Uh, we, we snuck in a bit of paper there, which is always good. It is, is it? Well, sometimes it can be good. Yeah. Oh yeah, don't get me started. Don't get me started. Anyway, that's yours. How was it? Ah, yeah, good. Similar, similar, just people running around, wasn't it? Yeah. Um, yeah, like you said, we've been only talking to each other most nights of the year, haven't we? Yeah. Um, I reckon I'll put in more work in, in this than I have all semester at uni. So, I don't know. That's good, isn't it? Hold it, hold the commitment to uni. That's what I love about it. Um, but yeah, it's important to find something you're interested in. Yeah, that's it. Uni. Yeah, nah. A bit of a pain in the arse as well, so. Yeah, that's good. Fucking resort. I don't know, we're talking to each other recently as well, and the reason we're doing this, like, fuck it, why not just have a crack at something different, you know? Like, if we can grow this, we'll grow it, it'll be bloody perfect, but um, it's just something to keep us busy and something to enjoy on Fridays, and it's just, yeah, if we can build a community and get you guys involved, that would be fucking awesome. 100%. Well, we can't go to the fucking pub anymore on Friday. What, can we? Nah, not when we're only 14 out of 20 left. Nah, nah, nah. It's a match made out, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, well, seven, eight weeks in a row was good enough. Yeah, there's a number on me. Fucking hell. Good job. Alright, bit of uh, bit of worldwide news. I've got a little hot topic here this week. Yeah. That I heard over the radio at a, at a job, and fucking, oh, Donald Trump, mate. Oh, what have you got for me? He's facing, he's facing up to four years jail-y. So, when he was going for election in 2016, um, Donnie was found guilty of false filing business records. Not only that, the reason, like, it's pretty juicy, the reason he was false filing these records was to cover up an affair with the fucking bouncer. Jesus Christ. How old is he? Uh, he's 77, mate. Oh, man, you're pushing it. He's going alright, mate. He's knocking on death's door and still performing well. But, uh, I don't know whether I believe this or not, only, so don't, don't take my word for this, but, um, from what I heard as well, even if he's, well, even if he does a job, he can still serve as president from, from there, which. Yeah, that's crazy. I find that pretty hard to believe, to be honest, but I'm only going off what I've heard here, which, yeah. If, if prison's anything like movies, then he'd be fucked. Oh, mate, you're saying it's nonsense. Like. Oh, fucking Big Jerome will sort him out within the first couple of hours, I reckon. Big Jerome. That's just a great name for a fucking prisoner, I reckon. Oh, fucking A. Um, so he's, uh. Any other news? Not really, mate. No, have you got anything for us? It's been a pretty quiet week, hasn't it? Yeah, not a lot going on, really. It's all, um. Pretty quiet week. Yeah. If you've, oh, if you've got any other, um. Yeah, that's funny, David's squash has gone down well, isn't it? Yeah, come back up, fuck it up. Oh, um, yeah, if you've, if you've got any news that you want us covered, um, send them in and we'll give it a razz. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, the, we're going to have that little, not call line, but send in your voice messages everyone. If you want us to cover something or you want us to introduce something into the podcast, um, let us know and we'll see what we can do. For sure, for sure. Um, moving on, nearly on. Nearly on. Uh, probably my favourite, uh, segment of the podcast. Yeah. Carry-ons. Oh yeah. The carry-ons. How good are these going to be? I've been so excited for these. Oh mate, this is, yeah, this is definitely my favourite, um, favourite segment of the podcast we're going to have. So guys, this is going to be a weekly thing as well. So this is one, as you've seen on our Instagram page, uh, recent posts that, uh, we'd love to get you guys around it. So, um, you know, in a few minutes after we have a crack, there's going to be a few, we've got a few carry-ons from you guys to, uh, to play and yeah, we'll have a yarn about it. Uh, what have you got for us? Well, first one, overtaking lanes. Oh, don't get me started. I've got something for you. So, I was driving to work during the week and, um, yeah, obviously I was overtaking some bloke. Um, the lock we sent you in the week, uh, it was 110. Yeah. 110 on the highway. Yeah. And this bloke's chugging along at, I'm going to say 90, 95. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and I went past him and as soon as he saw me in his bloody side mirror, guess what he did? You know exactly. He absolutely sped up. Absolutely. Absolutely grub. That's a grub act. Oh man, that is an absolute grub act. Fucking scum of the earth. Oh, you are a shit stank. That's what you are. They're doing that. Fucking grub. Have a look at yourself in the mirror. Seriously. Yeah. Um, but yeah, just, just drivers in general, I reckon. Yeah. Like, how hard is it? Mate, yeah, it, that's, one thing fucking grubs more gears is can't, you can't drive properly. Overtaking lanes, pretty simple. If you're going slow, don't speed up when it hits the dual lane. Let a guy pass you out and then if you want to speed up then, you're fucking right, and then do the speed limit. Don't be a grub and speed up when someone drives past you. That leads to a fucking, everyone with caravans as well, or someone driving a truck, feel like every time you go to overtake him, they speed up. It fucking shits me. It absolutely shits me. It pisses me off. Yeah. It does a fucking, yeah. It does a number on you, doesn't it? It does a number on me. It does a number on me. Anyway, so into our, uh, first carry-on sent in from G-Blakes. Let's, uh, let's have a listen. Let's give it a listen. Hey boys, it's your local beanpole ty here, and I just wanted to quickly let you know something really good about the cars my gears are on. I'm having a good night at the pub with the boys, we need to get on down where we'll probably be getting her up, and your parmy comes out, and the parmy's on top of the bloody chips. Alright, tell me something that's worse than that. Yeah, it's not too good an evening until then, and your chips are soggy, your parmy's ruined, you've just got to taste it. Yeah, look. That's a fucking good one. Yeah, and um, I can go both ways with this, to be honest. Um, really depends, for me, depends on how good the chips are. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, if you're getting some pretty average chips, and they're under the parmy, they're just going to go soggy, and that's no good for anyone. That's a disgrace. So, yeah, I don't know, I wouldn't say I'm on the fence there. Like, I definitely prefer me parmy and me chips separate out, but um, yeah, no, um, yeah, that's a fucking carry-on, that. Oh, I think that's an absolute disgrace. Yeah. To be honest. If I order a parmy, I expect it to be two feet long at least. Yeah. Probably, probably, if it's that big, it deserves to be on its own plate. Yeah. Another carry-on there, I reckon. Fucking salad with your parmy, mate. Salad, no one likes a salad. Yeah, no one likes it. When are pubs going to realise? Oh, yeah. No. Anyway. No one eats a salad. No. Unless you get a good salad. If it's got a bit of dressing on it, I'll tell you what. But, I mean, a good salad's like, two pieces of cucumber, a piece of lettuce, and a bit of salad dressing, that's it. I don't think I've ever come across a salad like that. No, no one wants half a fucking plate of salad. No, no, God no. Anyway, go on into the next one. What have we got for the next one? I love the podcast, my boys. Well, something that really grinds my fucking gears. I'm not going to name any names, but Mourney, I'm pretty 100% sure you're going to know who I'm talking about. My problem is, people who fucking stink are worse when you have the fucking capabilities and facilities to wash your fucking self. If you can pay for fucking hot water to have a shower, and you still fucking stink, oh my fucking God. Just fucking clean yourself for fuck's sake. It's not that hard. Wash yourself. Mourney, you should know who I'm talking about, but no names, got to be names. Everyone on the podcast, my boys. Everyone should. What do you reckon? I think we both know who he's talking about here. I could think of a couple of people, to be honest. I just think it's just common sense, isn't it? Yeah, that's a grub act, I reckon. It's literally a grub act. You are a fucking grub if you stink. My old man and I have had this conversation. I've told him, I've said, if I ever stink, or if I ever have fucking body odour or something, just please tell me. I won't take offence to it, if it comes from someone, or a family member, you know what I mean? No, I'd rather someone tell me I stink. Absolutely. If you stink, I'd fucking tell you. Yeah, but then again, you should be able to fucking smell yourself, though. It's not that hard. Just wash your clothes. Fucking wash yourself, wash your clothes, bit of spray here and there, and you'll be fine. Nah, that was a good one, actually. Yeah, pretty happy with that one. That was Riley Whitehall for those, as well. So that was an absolute pearl, mate. You've done well there. Shout out, Rah. Good boy. That sums up this segment for the week, Legends. So what have we got next? Well, yeah, send your carry-ons in. That's what we want. Yeah, we'd love to cover that segment. If we can get more from you guys, rather than just us coming up with it, I think you'd get pretty bored of it. Yeah, by the way, the more the better. We want to get you guys involved, like we said before. Exactly. We don't want to just be any other podcast. We want to have your input, as well. We want to just make it fun. We don't care if we get fucking ten listeners or one. Yeah. If we're the only ones listening back to it, we don't really care, to be honest. If you don't like us, that's fine. If we offend you... Piss off. If we offend you, apologies, but this isn't going to be for everyone, and we're not going to hold back. But if you like what we're doing, guys, the Spotify link is in our Instagram bio, which you'll find it. Ten stinking shenanigans, all one word. Go give us a five-star rating. Oh, yeah. That's it. If you like what we're doing, do it. If you don't, then... You can jam it up, yeah. Then you can get fucked. Pretty much. Pretty much. Moving on. Let's look into... What was that about? I don't know. Fucking Instagramming us. Yeah, we're going to go into a bit of a sports segment. A bit of a sports recap, and looking ahead to the week. Obviously, this week, we didn't really have a segment last week, because this is our first fucking episode. Yeah. So, we're just going to have a little look into this week. We're going to cover NRL, AFL, and a bit of a tear cell for locals down in Tassie. Oh, yeah. We've got a couple of mates that play, don't we? So, hopefully, we'll get them on soon. Yeah, and if anyone out there, if anyone wants to send us a message, we'll be more than happy to get you on. We'd love it, wouldn't we? Yeah. Bloody earth. Well, starting off, man, AFL, I don't know. Most people out there are listening probably know we are one-eyed Hawks supporters. Go the Hawks. And I'll tell you what, don't let me be boss to you. You're not going to pay for this. You're going to be absolutely... But I'll tell you what, I feel like we've found some form recently. Mate, I don't know what Sammy Mitchell is doing down at Box Hill, but fuck, we're looking good. Mate, we are looking fucking unbelievable, I reckon. And like you said, we're going to be, obviously, pretty biased. Yeah, as everyone is. We're sitting 12th. I think that's exceeded my expectations for us this year. Yeah. The last few weeks have been so bloody exciting. We've been good. Yeah. Yeah, we've been bloody unreal. It started, really, when you look back to round eight and we've knocked off the dogs. Yeah, shit. And we're thinking, hello. We couldn't be under so much pressure. No, no, no, no. And then following up, not as big of a win this round, but knocking over the Saints by five points. No, they suck. Yeah. But it's a win's a win. If you're a Saints supporter, apologies. I feel bad for you, but... Also, fuck them. Get fucked. Yeah. Yeah. And then... Shout out Tommy Ratcliffe. Sorry, mate. Round 10, this is a hard one to take. We were both fucking down in the dumps after this one. We were leading all game, seven seconds to go. Some fucking porter to, like, grub, scrams through the pack and suckers one through to win by a point. I don't think we... I don't think I can talk about that, to be honest. We have to. I have to do it off my chest. We know what we lost. We literally haven't talked about this, have we? No, we haven't. We haven't got back to this at all. But I reckon, tell me if I'm wrong here, but I reckon the reason we lost that is... We fucked... Mate, we went defensive. We were winning the whole game by playing... We could have put off the gas game. Yeah. Playing that attacking style before we run the ball. And then... Dude, look what happened. Yeah. They fucking ran over us. Right in the arse end and... Yeah. That one fucking had a... That hurt. That was... If we won that, that was within two games of the fifth spot. So, yeah. That one... That's crazy. That one stunk. A lot. That is... That's pretty crazy to think of. Yeah. And then... We're sitting 12th, though. We're pretty healthy. Yeah. Continuing the good run, knocking over the Brisbane Lions by 25. Yeah. They're looking shit. Yeah. I'm a bit disappointed by Brisbane this year, honestly. Well, actually, I don't mind it, hey? They've lost me a couple of multies. Yeah. Yeah, mate. Oh, speaking of He can get fucked. He can, he does. Oh, he's done me multiple times. And then, continuing the good run last week, 27 points over Adelaide. Again, we looked bloody unbelievable. Will Day, having him back, he's been bloody impressive. How could he be? He brings... We missed him. He brings back our structure. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, and then, I don't know. I don't want to get too excited this week, but home game, down in Lonnie. Down in Lonnie? What a place. That was shit, Al. What an absolute horrible place. I don't want to get too excited, but I reckon we could... I don't know. I reckon we could nearly take it. We could knock them We're pretty good in Lonnie, to be fair. Yeah. Yeah, we've done alright. We haven't lost where to go. We lost Adelaide last year there. Yeah. Which was heartbreaking. I fucking hate the Crows. Grubz got them back last week. Hey? Grubz got them back last week. Yeah, we did, didn't we? Absolute Grubz. They are, aren't they? Guinea, Jack Inman's been my absolute favourite player. How fucking good is he? And I can promise you that other Hawks supporters are going to be the same. Shout out to Tommy Studley, who also had a bit of gripe during the week. Talked about Eston and supporters. In particular... In particular, big bopper. Big bopper. Fuck you. We're going to get Sean back to talk about this, because this is a disgrace. Yeah, Eston supporters are a disgrace. That's a great one. Yeah, shout out Tommy Studley. Yeah, we're happy with the Hawks stuff. Yeah. Are we happy with that? Yeah, we don't want to ramble on too much about them and all you guys, but we're pretty happy with the boys at the moment and I reckon the next few years are pretty bloody exciting. Exciting, eh? Yeah. Wow, speaking of heartbreaks. Speaking of heartbreaks, the fucking Origin Wednesday night. Yeah, look, obviously, moving up here to Nuit, I've got no option now but to, you know, follow it. You're a New South Welshman now. We won't get that far. No, you are. You're a master. But yeah, that was my first Origin game watched as a New South Welshman. That was, yeah, it was pretty hard. Pretty hard to bloody watch. The boys went great. Like, obviously, Queensland domination has been bloody strong the last few years. Every time we think we have a chance, Queensland just keep fucking producing five once-in-a-generation flights. Yeah. Like, absolutely. After Ken Smith and JT and Cooper Cronk, fuck Billy Slater, you could just name the whole team. After that, we're done. We're like, oh, fuck yeah, how good's this one? We're going to finally have a bit of a run and fucking... That went well, didn't it? Speaking of that, the Origin, fucking hell. Best part of the game. I'll read while... How good was that? Now, there's been a few people here saying the sent-off was deserved. You can jam that right up your arse. Yeah. Yeah. Well, everyone's obviously attacking very much. Dangerous player. One of the best... And a grub. And a grub. One of the best, if not their best, on the Queensland team. That little Mascara-wearing prick deserved what he got, I reckon. Slid into it, daftly slipped, dropped the knees, whatever. Copped it on the chin, out cold. Unlucky brusk. If he didn't slip, dropped the knees, would have copped it, square on the chest, play on. And probably would have still been knocked out. Yeah. Yeah, no, that was a whole lot for me, but I earned that, man. Half time, went to bed, chucked on for a little bit, and then about ten minutes into the second half, I caught a quince. It was just... Didn't want to watch any more of it, so... It was pretty devastating. Bring on game two at the G. At the G. Tickets were $150, the other night. I had a little dabble. Yeah, I was thinking about it. I'm still thinking about it, to be fair, but... Makes it hard now that we lost game once. Yeah. But, anyway, moving on... What have you got for us, rather than TSL? Fill us in a bit. Yeah, TSL. We're just going to talk about Clarence and Lauderdale games, to be fair, because I don't know about you, but I don't give a fuck about the other teams. Could not give a flying fuck about anyone else, no. Couldn't agree more. Nah. Like we said before, we've got a few mates... Well, we're actually ex-Clarence players, aren't we? Some of ya? Some of ya? Three games or whatever. Yeah, what, three games of Twins? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Nah, we've got a couple of mates. Star players. Big, uh, big booboo. Oh, booboo! Oh, booboo. Yeah, the Roo boys are playing Kingborough this week at Bloody. Big game, that. Big game. Huge game. Big game. Oh, I hate Kingborough. No, I can't stand it. Clarence knocking off Lauderdale at the start of the season, that was a huge shot. I haven't been following it too closely, to be honest. Yeah. But, obviously, Kingborough aren't a team to take lightly. They've been fucking strong the last few years. They've been good, haven't they? Winning it last year, didn't they? Yeah, they did, yeah. Yeah, took it out last year, so, yeah. They're obviously contenders again. Hopefully the Roo boys get over the top on that one. Nah. Hopefully it's a draw, to be honest. I'd rush it up. I'll go for it. I'll go for the umpires, I reckon. In a better game, Lauderdale vs Lonnie. Yeah. Shoutout Big Maxi Skelly last week, his first senior goal. Shoutout Maxi, well done, mate. If you haven't seen it, go on YouTube and, he did the old CJ and Guinea celebration. I love that. Which is awesome. Yeah, the boys should absolutely, I reckon, smack the boys from the front. Yeah, Lonnie have dropped off, haven't they? Massively, mate. Going from absolutely dominating the league for years to... They smack the piss out of everyone, didn't they? Yeah, like I said, I haven't been following it closely, but they're down at the bottom end of the ladder at the moment, aren't they? Yeah. So, a big change-up. Good to have some domination down in the south. Yeah, it's good for them. As far as I don't know, I played a season at Lauderdale. Well, not really a season, you know, I fucking played that three games and didn't, but um... Yeah, you didn't. Yeah, real good, huh? Love footy, if you can't tell. But no, I'm a real group of boys down there. Big Craig Blash kicked three last week, I reckon. That was in the same year that he played, wasn't it? Nah, no, he played earlier this year. Oh, true. Shout out Blash. Shout out Blash. Blash the boss. Blash the boss. Nah, they've got a couple of good players, don't they? A couple of ex-IFL players, um, and a big bopper, big Ethan Steele. He's uh... I'm hanging out for his senior's debut. Yeah, a fair bit of talent that bloke, I reckon. Oh, mate. That senior's debut's got to be coming soon, I reckon. I'm keen to get him on. He's going to be a future guest, hopefully. Absolutely. If he reaches out. Absolutely. Um, and lastly on the sports, uh, bit of NRL for you. Yeah. Um, Wish Tongue is playing at 8 o'clock. Probably going to get yabby pumped. Um, they suck, mate. Yeah, yabby pumped. They're my team. Yeah, they're my team. They suck, don't they? Yeah. Um, anyway. Oh, second one already? Second one I'm at. First one I went down pretty hard. I'm a little treated. Alright, get a proper session on these. They're not, uh, they're a drink that you can definitely sit on all day. Just easy? Yeah, super easy, super light, um. Vodka round? Yeah, a vodka round soda quite long. Get around it. Yeah, don't be afraid to sponsor a soda. Fifty dollars. Fifty dollars. Alrighty. Moving into another exciting segment which we're going to try and get you guys around here. Um, multi the week. So, this is another one we'd love you to send in your multis to our Instagram page and we'll shout you out. Let everyone know what you've got and, uh, yeah, if you, uh, get any wins from this week, send them in to us as well. We'll be going about them next week. But, uh, what have you got going this week, Hub? Uh, I'll win the West Tigers, uh, St. George game tonight. Uh, what have you got? I'll win Jereme Buller from the Tigs, uh, end-time scorer, and big Zach Lomax who dominated the Origin the other night, um, as an end-time trial scorer. Um, I'll win the Unders, uh, which is 45 and a half. Yep. Um, I don't think Tigers will score a point, to be fair. Unfortunately. I'm going to be barracking hard for him, but I'm not expecting much. Um, that's about a 14.25. Oh, yeah. So I have a couple of bucks on that. Yeah. Um, I probably won't get up, knowing me, but, uh, give it a crack, mate. You have another best run in your multis race, haven't you? Oh, mate, I'm fucking hopeless. Fucking piss-poor. I am hopeless. I couldn't tip water out of a bucket. That's how bad I am. Seriously. So, uh, what have you got for us, Kimball? I've gone for the Bulldogs, uh, Lions game tonight in the AFL. Yep. Um. Give us a... Yeah, so, recently I've been going pretty safe with my multis, which is stacking the legs up and the... And fucking getting up to... It's coming off alright. You grub. So, here we've got Bailey Dale, Mark Sponson-Pelly, Tom Liberatoreau, Josh Dunkley for 20 touches each. They should all be locks. Locking. Lock it in, bro. Lock it in, Eddie. Fuck Eddie. Adam Treloar for 30. This bloke is the biggest ball magnet in the AFL right now. He's been getting mid-30s, high-30s consistently every week, so... He's so underrated, too. Oh, mate, he... Yeah, he's... Yeah, he... Well, having a bloke like Barnes and Liberatoreau around him makes it hard to shine, but, yeah. And then a few goal kickers. We've got Jamari Guajaga, Mark Sponson-Pelly, Rory Lobb for the Bulldogs. Um. Yeah. Sam Dasch, he missed an out. I reckon they should all snag one each this week. I was questioning... Thoughts on, uh... Thoughts on Rory Lobb, just to interrupt. Thoughts on him? Thoughts... Have you seen his, uh... Have you seen his TikTok and shit? No, I haven't. No. It's just embarrassing. Is it? Like, grow up, mate. He's talking about all this shit that he's playing VFL and stuff and playing golf and stuff. Like, grow up. All I've got to say about that bloke is, uh, questionable haircut, man. Cut off. Just fucking... Stop dying your hair, bro. Leave it there. And then, uh, big Joey Downerhead for a snag, Charlie Cameron for a snag, and Clyde Lyman for a snag as well. I'm pretty bloody impressed with Clyde Lyman now. He's been... He's been a wet shit. He's... I reckon he's nearly a chance of the rising star now that... Yep. ...that old Harley's copped out two weaker. Um. Oh, I think that was fair. You do? Yep. Yep. Yeah. I was... I was... I was thinking that they were gonna get him off just because he's Harley, right? Yeah. But I was real happy that they didn't. Yeah. No. He's a fucking star, though. How good is he gonna be? Yeah, yeah, man. He's... He's a brown amateur, I think. When he first... Oh, this year I went, yeah. This year, brown, like. Like, for sure. Fuck the rising star. Fuck the rising star. I was gonna go with the fucking brown, like. Yeah, bloody hell. Um. Yeah, he's exceeded so many white thoughts on him. Yeah. Um. Often as an excellent dog when he first started. Yeah. Um. Just all that media attention as an 18 year old, but. Yeah. He's handled it pretty well. Must be hard, I guess, moving over from the family to WA. Oh, 100%. WA. Not that one. Oh, yeah. Haven't been, but. She's, uh. She's pretty isolated from the rest of it. So I can imagine you're pretty hard. But yeah, Kyle Oman, man. He's been fucking exceptional. Knocked out a bag of five a couple of... two, three weeks ago now. And he's racking up around the 20 mark each time. He gets up there, doesn't he? Yeah, for first bar, and he's electric. Pretty bloody exciting to watch, man. He's done well. That, uh, that wraps up our multis. So, like we said, guys, if you've got any, send them on in. And if you've got any this week to get out, also send your winnings in. Yeah. Send your big wins in. Send your losses in, too. We don't... Yeah, yeah. Make me feel better, to be fair. Yeah, mate, you'll make us feel better. Just now that we've got a couple of other people... One leg that's kicked ya. Like, send them in. We've had plenty of those. Or you only get up one leg. Yeah. Just send them in. There you go. Um, yeah, so, we're getting towards the end here, so we've got a few questions. And these, uh, these are going to be questions we're asking guests as well, down the track, when we get a few on. But, uh, at the moment, mate, favourite beer? Or drink? Let's go both. What's your favourite beer? And your favourite mix-up? Favourite beer is going to be both St George, I reckon. Pretty, yeah. Oh, I can't go further than that, though. You're just gonna. Yeah, you're not a craft beer man, are ya? Nah, fuck that, mate. I've got another word for it, but I'm not going to say it. I'm not the first to say it. I won't conform you to that. Um, yeah, favourite beer's going to be St George, down Tassie. Yeah. Like, I love a Great Northern out of a can. Yeah. Now that I've, now that I've, uh, discovered the Bogan Schema. Yeah, Bogan Schema. Punch a hole in the top, mate, it slides down the gollar. Give the, uh, give the Alpha Blokes a listen. Yeah, shout out Alpha Blokes. Yeah, they're, um, they've kind of inspired us to have a crack at this. So, yeah, shout out to you guys. Go give them a listen. They're bloody excellent. Yep. Um. Anyway, so, back to it. Yeah. The awesome George. St George. What about mix-ups? Um. Oh, it's hard to go past ginger beer. Yep. Love it. James Squire. James Squire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Like, we've talked about this, they give you a headache, though, eh? Yeah, fucking heartburn, mate. They fucking get me good. The more I have them, the more I have them. But, they taste good, eh? Oh, yeah. Nah. You can't stop yourself. So, what's your go-to? Beer at the moment. I'm kind of tossing up. So, I'm, um, I love my craft beer. Don't you dare say Bolter. Oh, there we go. So, yeah, the old Bolter XVA, that's a, that's a staple for me. But I think at the moment, Stonewood Pacifica, that, that's taken cake. Yep. At the moment. Oh, can I, can I just butt in there? I've got a story about Stonewood. So, it was, I would have been about 18 or 19. And, um, it was, it was the first night I got in the piss with the cricket boys. Yep. Um, shout out Mike Jones. Um, what a great man. He's on his honeymoon at the moment. Um, didn't invite me to his wedding, but we must pass that. That's alright. I thought we were a bit close to Mike, but, uh, we must pass that. Carry on, Mike. Carry on, anyway. Um, anyway, yeah, we got on the piss and, um, he bought me a Stonewood. Yeah. A big fucking pint of it. And I was thinking, I can't drink this shit. Like, I hate craft beer. For anyone that knows me, I hate craft beer. Love a lager or an ale, but I hate craft beer. So, I bit my tongue and I, straight down the, straight down the throat it went. Yep. And, uh, after two, I thought, you know what? It's not the worst. It's not the worst. So, six pints later, we're at, uh, we're in North Hobart somewhere, I can't remember. Um, head out to work. The old Salamanca Fresh, actually. The old Manco Fresh. The old Manco. That's a big topic for an episode to come. Yeah, it's coming up in a couple of episodes, I reckon. Um, and, yeah, I started at 6.30. That would have been 8 o'clock, I reckon. Rushed to the toilet, fucking chunnied up my absolute guts. And the old boss came in. Shout out Corey, what a legend he was. Yeah, shout out Corey, absolute ripper. Um, he came in and he knew exactly what was going on. He said, Russ, do you want to go home? And I was like, nah. I'll be like, I've got a little heavy system now. So, um, nah, stone and wood. That is no good. Shit ass, mate. Thanks, thanks Mike, good on you, mate. Just ruined a beer for me. Fucking, I love a good stone. Um, anyway, yeah, what was the other? My favourite mix-up. Yep. About an hour ago, I reckon the answer's different, mate. They, but these vodka sodas, Pondline, they, yeah, they're going to be my go-to. Really? Yeah. I reckon it's super easy to drink. That's huge. Super, super easy. Yeah. Doesn't take it long. Nah, nah, pretty apt, but long. Beer and a half. Hey. Beer and a half in. Yeah, fucking hell. Behind that, though, it is, it's the Squire ginger beer. It's the Squire, it has to be the Squire. Yeah, that's an absolute ripper, that. We love, we do love a hard solo, to be fair, but, uh. Yeah. Yeah, also the old Brookvale ginger beer as well, that's great on top. Yep, yep. Brookvale, speaking of, uh, feel free to sponsor us. Yes, yeah, fucking hell, hook us up, boys. Absolutely, we'd love it. We'd love a couple of free beers, wouldn't we? Yeah, fucking hell. Shout out every episode. Alrighty. Moving on. TV shows or movies? What's your go-to? Oh, there's always a movie in there. Oh, yeah. Yep, always a movie in there. Yep. Um, still am, but lately I've been getting into TV shows. Yeah, okay. Well, what I mean, lately, like the last couple of years. Yeah, yeah. We love a good TV show. I'm watching Big Bang Theory at the moment. Yeah, that's a classic, man. Yeah, it's a beautiful film. Yeah. Yeah, probably TV shows. What's the favourite TV show, then, is it Big Bang or? Nah, nah, nah, not yet. Nah? Not yet. Hasn't warmed up on you? Um, I'm a massive Office fan. Oh, yeah? See, I haven't dived into the Office enough, have I? I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a couple of episodes. I've only seen a couple of episodes. Probably that or Brooklyn Nine-Nine or Friends. Yep. Love a good sitcom. Yeah, yeah. Love a good sitcom. Sitcoms are proper. They're just easy, aren't they? Easy watches, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Um, what's your go-to? I'm a... You're a TV man? Yeah, I'm a TV show man. Myself, I'm... Always have been? Oh, I wouldn't say always. Like, love movies, but probably... We do love, we do love a Disney movie, don't we? Oh, mate, or Pixar Cars. Bloody, oh, if you can't remember that, eh? Oh, mate. Oh, mate-er. What a legend. Oh, mate-er. What's your favourite movie, then? Favourite? Oh, TV show. That's a hard one. Oh, mate, like I said, Friends is a classic. Yep. Modern Family, that was a great one. Yeah. Didn't mind that at the moment. I'm grinding suits. Yeah, yep, yep. Heavily invested. I'm up to season... About to dive into season seven. Harvey Spectre, eh? Oh, Harvey Spectre. What a weapon. What a man. Oh, he's... Speaking of, like, alpha blokes, he is up there with... He's right up there. ...the prime of male physique. There's just everything about being a male. You actually can't get much better than that, can you? He's got money. Yeah. He's got suits. I think we've got a bit of a man crush here. That actually leads us on to our next... That leads us on to our next... I'll have a Harvey. Yeah. Yeah, that leads us on to our next little question. What's your... What's your celebrity crush? I think we both know where this is going, and we're... We both got the same one. We're on the same page here, but, mate, Anna Diarmuid. She's... Anna Diarmuid. Fuckin'-o. She's... Yeah, she's... She's hard to beat. She's bloody great. What was your... Who was it growing up? Honestly... Or is it really happening? I don't know if I really had one growing up. Yeah, right. I'll tell you what, when I was a little fat fucker, I didn't mind Ariana Grande. I'll put that down. What show was she on? She was on that Victorious show, wasn't she? Yeah, Victorious on Nickelodeon. Oh, I love that. Yeah, that was an absolute classic, that one. What about you? We know it was Anna Diarmuid. Yeah, I had a Diarmuid. What about you? I had a Diarmuid growing up. Yeah, I did, actually. It's a bit... It's questionable. Nah, I'm not gonna say questionable, but it's just off the show. Alright. Just... I'm gonna go Princess Kate. Really? Princess Kate Middleton. She was elite, mate. Oh, we're kidding, aren't ya? No, no. When she was... Right, when they got married, when the old... Royal wedding, that was fuckin'... That was the best day ever. Old William. Old William. Old Prince William. Yeah, that was... He's not right, though, isn't he? He's good. He's alright, thanks Geoff, the old boy. Rebloke and not much hair. He's kinda alright. Looks like old Geoff, doesn't he? Shoutout Geoff Wright. Shoutout. Fuck him. Oh, Christ. Alright. Couple questions left. Yep. If you could have one dish or item of food for the rest of your life, and only that item of food, what would it be? A single one? Yeah. Um... God. I'll have sushi. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But, like, the real Australian sushi, so no fish, just all chicken and mayo. Yeah, crispy chicken with mayo. I love rice. Yeah. I really love rice. Yeah, rice. So I'm gonna have to go... Dad cooks this unbelievable thing called Barlowe's rice. Yeah. Couldn't tell you what's in it. He just cooks it up, and I eat it, and it fuckin' tastes good. True. It tastes real good. Okay, I'll be hitting Geoff Wright for that one. Barlowe's next time I see him. Yep, yep. Just buy him some rice, and he'll be like, yeah, I'm cooking you that. Yeah, we're fuckin' on it, Russ. What's your go-to? Now, I actually had this conversation last night with one of me housemates. I'll lock him. He'll be a guest coming up soon as well. We've locked him in. Don't have a date for the next month or so. It's actually, I don't know, like, you don't get sick of bread, do ya? Nah. Truth. Seriously, though. And then, plain and simple, fuckin' bit of garlic bread, sprinkle a bit of cheese on top, chuck it in your air fryer, mate. 160 for about 8-10 minutes, that is right. So, I don't know, I feel like I get sick of big dishes every now and then. Like, I've been smackin' spaghetti, fuckin' this week I've had about five of them, meal preppin', and, uh, yeah, that's kinda led me towards the old garlic bread. But, uh, yeah, that's me. Yeah. You can't beat garlic bread. Yeah. Now, for our last question. Any fuckin' grub out there that answers any differently, unfollow us. I don't wanna hear from ya. I'd rather you not follow us than have one of those answers. We actually don't give a fuck if you unfollow us. You are a fuckin' grub. And we know the answer to this, mate. Is it a palmy or a palmer? Oh, fuck me. It's a palmy. Eddie, there's... Sorry. We could talk about this for fuckin' hours. Shout out to Ty, you've, uh, oh sorry Ty, the old beanpole. The old beanpole. That was his, uh, carry-on in bed. I don't know if you know this, but he said palmy, not palmer. So, he's on the right wavelength here, so what up, mate? But, um, yeah, that's an absolute fuckin' joke. If you think it's a palmy or you Victorians who reckon it's a palmer, you've jammed up your arse. We're the Sun Note Sean. To put it nicely. We're the Sun Note Sean. Nah, nah, good luck. Yeah. Can't do that. Um, last little, uh, last little segment to finish off with. Have you got a joke of the day for us? Yeah, I do. Have ya? Yeah. This is gonna be a, uh, yeah, a weekly sort of occurrence, and, um, we're gonna ask guests some, um, bad stuff about them, so. Yeah. Um, again, if you have any jokes. What? Please send them in. Cause we'd love to, we'd love to shout you out or we'd love to tell it for ya. Absolutely. Um. Absolutely. So, have you got one for us? Yeah, bro. So, uh, why do hospitals have air conditioners? What was that? To keep the veggies fresh, guys. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Uh. Well, you start getting scared, see. Yeah, of course. Oh. Well, if it's as good as that, but, um, other, yeah. I found this the other day, um, when I say that when you shag, you, uh, you burn off as many calories as running 8 kilometres. Yeah. But I thought, like, who the fuck runs 8 kilometres in 30 seconds? What does that mean? I'm only running 4km, bro. Jesus Christ. Well, on that note, I reckon that, uh, that polishes off the episode, bro. Yeah. If you made it this far, appreciate it. But, uh. Well done. Well done. Thanks for, uh, thanks for supporting. Remember, hit that Spotify link if you enjoyed it. If you're not, if you're not your cup of tea, no worries, but, uh. If it's not your cup of tea, you can piss off. Yeah, get fucked. Anyway, till next time, Team Sneakers. Stay lit. Stay lit. Stay out of trouble. That's it. 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