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Welcome back way way back to this one and well back at it again fellas yeah it's been a while guys it's been a while almost two years yeah it's crazy to think so much has changed so much yeah Sean now 300 pounds I didn't go up and I didn't go down so fuck you and I'm lost three pounds again this week yeah every fucking day they're nice you know I lost like five pounds okay Danny's gonna be a star on my 600-pound life you got another kid on the web we're literally starting this right and announcing you got another baby on the web yeah and the last time we were on here announcing you were that you had a baby on the web yeah and now I had one and now I'm having another one how's it feel guys? After complaining about these high ass daycare center prices? I know it's crazy it's crazy how do you make it in this world? Are you gonna be like do they give you a discount if you have like two children yeah but it's not much it's like 15 bucks so it's not much at all but with child care is like a fucking mortgage bro it's more than a mortgage now like it's crazy. What are you paying right now? 300 a week. God damn and that's the cheapest right that's the cheapest we found 300 a week fucking good and they just and they just upped the rates to like for infant was so we technically we're paying 285 a week but they just upped the infant rates were 300 and now it's like 350 and then for the two and three-year-olds of 325. Who do you have to think for that? Motherfucking Joe Biden baby. Joe motherfucking Biden. All these fucking guys get worse man he's just it's crazy it's just like to think of how people voted for this guy knowing that just knowing his background like it makes no fucking sense. Well people people in the hour like they're still saying oh he's doing a great job what the fuck is he doing? Yeah what is inflation like 8.7 percent? 17 percent. God damn. 17 percent we might all be homeless. Fucking eggs be like $90 a dozen. Might as well bro like sometimes you ever go in a grocery store and you like pick up a dozen you know to go make sure they ain't cracked and there's like three missing. I've noticed that shit a lot bro. People probably put them in their pocket. Yeah they just put them in their pocket bro. I just need two eggs bro. We went to Walmart yesterday and fucking uh they had the deodorant locked in cages in the cages right and we asked for it bro my man turned around got it out of the cage. Took it to the register. Walked away from us. He said he'll be back. Walked away from us. Went and got one of them plastic secure cages put it in there and handed it to us. I'm like bro we're going a hundred feet that way like what the fuck? I think they're going to put everything in fucking cages out front. That's crazy bro like man what the fuck are we doing with this man? Deodorant bro. Yeah like it's $8 like. It's crazy because if you go to like what California just walk in and steal it. Yeah. They ain't even allowed to do nothing to you. Yeah. No repercussions. That's crazy. Locking up deodorant and leaving Nikes out. It's just wild bro. The world we live in is crazy. It's crazy. But you know Joe Byron is the one that we got to thank for that. Yo is anybody else nervous for this election though? No. I'm very nervous because like while you know I know like people are waking up but it's just like how are they going to steal this election? We're going to sink or swim. Honestly like. This country is going to go broke if they voted Democrat. I'm nervous because like one side is showing their hand and they don't care. Yeah. Right like Democrats are like openly. Yeah. Openly like if you watch some of these interviews man you're like. Well he said it during the last election. They're like openly admitting shit. Yeah. And I'm saying like. And people are still voting. And then when they tell them who's the one guy the one anchor who goes. He's always up there interviewing them. You know it's all white dude Peter. Oh Peter Dorkovich. Yeah. Like he'll sit there and read back. Peter Dorkovich or something. Yeah I think you're right. 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he dated a supermom remember uh what supermodel the black one in the 90s oh yeah but like they're always bringing up like oh trump didn't condemn white supremacy bro who gives a fuck like well listen here's the thing right you could go on youtube right now and look up a video and donald trump clicks up uh kicks out a klan member at his rally right that's a real video right right at one of his rallies that he had there was a guy holding a kkk for donald trump's on an audience yeah he stopped the rally he said get that dude the fuck out of here we don't support that like go on youtube look let's see it right and the thing is too is like all these dudes like they get al sharpton and come out out against him oprah fucking always talks bad about him but yo they were best friends bro thousands of pictures on google bro with them at like fucking you know he would give them money yeah you know i mean like i'm sure he should be in jail bro yeah he should so should uh oprah winfrey yeah bitch she's my rage what kind of medicine it's that kid's blood they'd be taking you know i've seen something like that before on steve harvey's show i know this is a thousand where uh this lady used like yeah it was a fucking motion or something like fall juice or some shit it was like semen or something probably on yeah it's from from like he was like you put what on my dick it's from uh fetuses and shit yeah it was fucking i was like what the fuck uh sandra bullock said it on fucking um evan one time yeah i don't watch that one there's one uh no she got canceled yes yeah because she's a bitch she's a bitch not because the way she treated her employees and shit oh yeah who do you love david what do you mean who do i love i love myself gotta give it that whole tool on that thing it's crazy how viral she went so quick but nobody could find her well they found her she got fired they found her to resign she um she blocked all her social media they said her kids were walking around the classroom screaming uh screaming and her friend blocked her shit too her friend sent her shit private so i could own it yeah she's making mad money right now yeah like that uh well she did she started sending uh selling like hats and shit like the uh shirts and shit there's a oilers girl who uh there's a video went viral on twitter when i guess when they won the game oh yeah yeah she flashed everybody and shit yeah and then you see she uh came back with another uh video of her under a bridge talking about it yeah when she was like you don't like it i don't give a fuck yeah yeah she was like you know people people do anything when they're they're drinking and if you don't like it then who gives a fuck playboy played her uh playboy uh like signed her to do like a photo shoot that's right around yeah oh shit better clean though i think it's like all clean shit just bathing suits damn that's so far from what they used to be i remember jerking off to their fucking shit yeah it was like becky bush over there back when we didn't have internet we just had channel 99 nobody showed up it was so fucking black box so you had to stay you had to literally you had your finger on it so when your parents came by you had to hurry up and the fucked up part was you couldn't put in like say if you went from 99 to change it to three you had to go oh three and that it took a couple seconds before it was going over before it went over yeah we used to get little ricky in trouble all the time with this shit turn it on throw the fucking remote and call in sharon she ain't never had drawn either a remote behind the fucking couch damn that's terrible the shit you guys did to kids hey we as kids and you're a fucking old as fuck you're like 50 right now shit you look older than i do you don't feel 50 you have to have this new game because they're gonna be close in age too yeah two under two baby that's terrible that's not something to be like proud of especially if the democrat wins the election you're fucked oh i know it's over it's fucking over you think inflation is now wait until fucking next time yeah because what are you paying for formula right now bro we can't die in the formula oh i'm sorry they do titty shit you're damn right you got a lot of milk in your titties right now oh yeah look at them fucking things look at them fucking things we have a new baby never try to get like the the bra thing that men can wear and they stick the bottle in like impress me to try it that's so weird what is this maybe i'm public so don't you didn't do it bro do it one time just go out in public and just fucking whip that thing out and then start sucking on it that's nasty yeah yeah but like you gotta you gotta wait it's fucking normal nowadays the immy's got to come out god damn this fucking just took a while it's like a little bit to get it hard shit what are we talking about oh shit man it's fucking damn holy shit so man no it's so fucked up we've been on for so long it's just so much to fucking cover a little bit time how do you guys feel about this whole uh israel war i feel like we just need to stay the fuck out of everything i i'm sorry we need we need tom showing over here with fucking short answers just stay out of it what the fuck man listen we spend too much money on our places fucking them up and then rebuilding the fucking place fuck that i agree let's not even go over there or just leave them the fuck alone i don't care what the fuck they do to our people if we don't want to peddle in the middle of fucking wars and maybe we stop fucking voting no they don't they don't like biden in they don't care when we do all this shit started when biden fucking got in office we need like the way trump is the way he came in and he was different right like people always complain oh we need something different why do you think trump was fucking originally elected right because the american people got tired of the same establishment bro we're going to need that to continue oh yeah because if even after trump if we go back and just donald trump jr baby if we go back if we go back to just electing officials it's going to be the same fucking problems we need different people man we need different i don't know if trump jr is smart enough to be a president i i don't think you know it probably would be baron yeah yeah that dude's fucking that kid is fucking tall as shit bro yeah they say he's very respectful too oh he might be a good president bro he's smart we're putting a lot on that kid already though what's he like he's 18 yeah they say he's smart with computers too yeah but i don't know 2028 well we we gotta get through 2024 first because yeah facts because i'll be honest with you bro i don't i don't know if this country is going to last if we elect biden again i if we elect biden again i don't think this country will last world war three is going to start like if we if we don't get biden out world war three starts nuclear war is going to happen because you know putin is just like you know that's what that's the only thing he could flex because his army his army's trash yes but that's the only thing deflects his nuclear weapons like you know what i mean like he ain't he ain't he ain't afraid to like he he'll fire his nuclear weapons i 100 believe that i don't think he will i think he would i 100 i believe if he's backed up to the wall you think he won't fire off but i think i think if we if somehow like because you know you know the cia is right like the cia starts a lot of wars yeah so i believe if we like invaded russia he wouldn't have a choice if we stayed on the outside of his borders he might flex a little like he's doing now but i don't think he will because that's the end of our wars at that point my thing was that's what he said it would be the end of me i don't hate putin as much as everyone else does no i don't hate him either it's because i understand his point of view right when the collapse of soviet union started right the idea was okay the only reason why nato even exists is because of the soviet union they were afraid that they were going to create another germany basically and the soviet union was going to push and start because they were taking all this territory right right so and after the collapse the whole collapse begin with like okay you're not going to push nato any further towards our borders right and after the collapse bro they've slowly kept pushing and if i'm not mistaken it's been heavily democrat right like pushing nato right when they don't need to and then now if you look at it what sweden and finland if i'm not mistaken joined like in the last year right um i know they were talking about it but i'm not too sure if they actually so then you also have the only thing left now is ukraine right so it's like yo why do we need to go on our border if you look look at china right like look at how we have like bases in japan taiwan right if you look at the map of china we have bases surrounding them this is what we do we create shit like this when we don't need to so i understand where he's coming from i'm not saying he's a good dude i'm just saying why the fuck are we provoking people there's no need to well i think we put bases out there so that they don't protect our homeland right they can hit a base before they hit us you know i i get it but like i think you're gonna put security you know i'm saying like look at russia why do you every single fucking european country over there in nato like well i don't i don't know if it's yeah uh sweden joined this year finland joined last year april like that's like so like the problem is is like these people are trying to get away from them so like they initiate it and well we the nato nato just accepts them or they don't you know what i mean that that president's been over there that fucking coke head that's running ukraine wants to be a part of nato you know what i mean but he's an actor bro yeah that's a perfect fact he's just an actor yeah i mean that's like if if they became best friends with uh canada and fucking mexico and put bases there how would we react you know i'm saying like we'll react the same way that we reacted with them sending uh the russian uh ships down cuba we docked right in the guantanamo bay and so did the i canada canada came down so the problem is though a lot of these shit is great we just don't need to create it you know what i mean like it just and all it does is like you know then we start blaming oil prices on russia motherfucker we have more oil reserves than anyone in the entire world all we gotta do is drill yeah drill drill that's what trump said if you look back they're like all the democrats for republicans right one thing i know for certain is that when a republican comes in office it's gonna go down yeah it's gonna go down democrats go in office just look at the west you know history the last 20 years democrats come in price of oil is gonna go up so the underbinding the highest gas i've ever seen like that's around here it was like 519 and the crazy part about it is i don't know obama was close obama obama was up there bro i'm talking about like the highest i've seen was was 519 like that's where i've i've never seen it over yeah normal now it's like 350. yeah it's crazy because in california what's it like seven eight probably 10 i don't know they need to have fucking lawnmowers out that motherfucker in california you might as well just cut off and let fall into the fucking ocean yeah well the specific the thing with them is they're going to go bankrupt because they're not they you're not allowed to drive trucks over there no more how the fuck you get any goods bro yeah because uh they they banned all like all commercial trucks yeah and our democratic fucking voters leaving to go to republican fucking states yeah only the vote fucking how do you leave a democratic state because you don't like the way the laws are there but you go to a fucking another state and vote democrat what are you doing i wouldn't know how did these people keep getting elected in these states like your state is fucking trash bro you walk down i've seen a video they had the homeless people got fucking washer and dryers on the fucking street running electric to buildings that's gonna wash their fucking clothes like you got people shitting on sidewalks and it's fine like what are we doing bro yeah didn't they clean up fucking san francisco when uh china china's uh leader fucking came over yeah like that shit looked really nice and then it went back to shit like really that's what we do we clean it up when a foreign leader that y'all can't stand comes over yeah that's crazy but you see uh it used to be nice over there bro you see trump uh got a lot of uh which go from uh san francisco a lot of donations yeah from uh san francisco like he got a lot this is i feel like you know this is what i don't like about certain states like our state doesn't matter we all three go out and vote different what's that for this is uh california's average gas prices was four dollars and 87 a gallon it's what they say yeah you know we need we need like a small tv to put up because you can actually that one i could that we could transfer right then we'll do that when we get when we get video yeah because i also i can set it up because then we can actually show fucking facts that we're talking about i got a tv right there we're getting right here it's like certain states right like you have swing states but like our state when's the last time we ain't never swing fucking state we're no i got all together i said we have swing states but then we have this state like other states who just vote historically fucking democrat i was republican in 90s the governor was in 90s it was 94 the problem is crazy bro the problem is is your cities they they held the most population and they all vote democrat for some fucking stupid and the biggest cities in this country and it's enough to turn a whole fucking state drives me yeah there will be a small spot spot on the fucking map bro be all blue everything else would be red and it's enough to turn everything from kent from kent downy down the sussex it was red yeah newcastle was blue the only place is dover dover is also blue well other than that it's fucking it's red the whole state except for fucking people are always like you bro and everybody every when you talk to when i talk to certain people they complain about the same shit every year but they vote the same every fucking year yep well you want something different vote differently it does right before it used to be uh you know go ahead and vote differently you know and then vote change but now i'm i don't think that shit's possible anymore right to vote change yeah sure i think you can be i don't think you can anymore what because one party just dominates one party just fucking is okay with you know changing the results i don't know there's a lot of uh there's a lot of like governors and shit that are fucking flip-flopping over bro yeah they're going to the republican we need something different man even after trump bro we need something different well the thing is is like they need to so once we get on a path to where america is doing well we need to stay on that fucking path yeah and stop fucking bullshitting bro so after property you want like i said we got to stay the fuck out of these other countries because they ain't doing nothing but taking our money away i mean we're worried about how they treat their fucking people we got people living in the fucking streets that shouldn't be living in the fucking streets you know there's a difference between people living in the streets that calls it themselves and people in the streets that shouldn't be treated that way like if you're a dog addict and you're losing everything you probably should smarten up and figure out your life man but like veterans and shit people that's fault for this fucking country should not be living in the fucking streets you know no fuck no you know what i mean then we're worried about how their fucking priority in this country man is our fucking veterans man we're worried about how they're fucking treating people in other countries i don't care i agree i agree all right who's going to be the first one that tweets something for the first time in two years on our twitter page yeah we haven't tweeted in a while that was your uh your expertise there yeah but shawnee gets on there he's gonna go ape shit oh yeah he's gonna go ape shit on that thing yes he will it's funny too because it doesn't matter who tweets something i think each and every single one of us is going to know who the fuck's on the account the problem is you gotta watch what you say no well you gotta tweet something and put like that abbreviation and put your name next to it no yeah i'm putting your name next to everything i know i don't know i'm getting tired of just you have to watch what you say watch what you do fuck that yeah well you have to be sensitive to everybody's feelings fuck your feelings bro well i think i don't know i feel like they're just creating soft people because of stupid shit well you're one of them yeah well you saw that shit right it's like you like a fucking pillow oh i hate this guy oh shit i know it's on at night game of thrones yeah i just uh i thought that was off it's a house of dragons yeah yeah i heard i heard that shit house of the dragons i heard that shit is fucking crazy bro it's not like it's not like the original game of thrones but it's set like 100 years i believe 100 or 200 years before okay game of thrones set right so it's like you know um it's got like more dragons you know like game of thrones dragons is at the end yeah but uh it's pretty good though last week so but that you know getting like hp on max purchase like 20 a month bro i paid five dollars a month would you fucking do that i got a free call bro so i i canceled my shit and i'm about to set my wife's up free trial so i can watch it tonight for a game for uh for hpl max watches 499 a month how the fuck you must know an old plan then i don't know but now bro like just to get like the bare minimum with ads it's like 9.99 oh see i do have the ads but it's 4.99 how many accounts can watch on your shit three i think i need that link bro so i gotta pay for it i need that fucking link we can share yeah and whatever you need i got you because i probably got some shit you ain't got i'll send you i'll send you the account you can sign into it you got uh what did you have that i don't have hbo well that's all in the same thing hbo max is together i mean not hbr it's called hbo max youtube oh what do you mean you don't know i have you t youtube tv oh do you have do you what do you have do you have cable or see mine is 4.99 how the fuck do you have 4.99 that's white privilege bro it's gotta be it's gotta be that white privilege i showed him my white privilege card yeah i'm gonna need that player uh we got sports coming soon man yeah football how do you how you feel about uh what washington did i like jayden daniels man but you know i mean i wouldn't like every quarterback they they traveled for the past 20 years not every every every quarterback was like this is our yeah no i mean i don't i don't imagine like oh fuck this team i don't i don't imagine when we drafted patrick ramsey i was fucking like shooting for the stars maybe you were on how many rg3 i was oh yeah and then that got shot down real quick well he got hurt well he was trash he got hurt and then couldn't rehab the fucking field yeah same thing with carlson carlson got hurt and he couldn't even fucking come back from that yeah carlson was good i like carlson oh yeah he just he he got scared after a lot bro yeah he fumbled a lot yeah the year we went to the super bowl holy shit he was an animal he got in his head dude that's what happened yeah yeah well what about jaylen though you like jaylen hurts no are we about to find out this year i i don't i don't like him i'm hoping saquon like comes in and stays healthy but i mean if they run the ball that's a problem right like they've always said we had a problem now we got staying with the kellen moore's offense so when when kellen moore was in dallas bro yeah he had a good offense they were monsters that's what he had his best years i think who was he with last year san diego i don't know um kellen moore's was he the offense coordinator or offense assistant in san diego last year i think let's see but he had a good offense in dallas i mean dallas is historically have good offenses though kellen moore he was with uh i think he was down with cowboys i know not last year his charges his charges how about that yo this dude needs a new contract you see what fucking trevor lawrence got bro fucking crazy it's like what a 250 million dollar contract what was it like fucking 53 million a year or something like that yeah there's something crazy they're saying they're saying that fucking by the time cj shrouds up it's gonna be like 80 million a year i believe it bro they're just fucking cat cat keeps going up every year look crazy that's just gonna fall out just like the everything shit yeah something's gonna happen that shit can't keep going up like that and then it's gonna fall like that baltimore bridge what about that too yeah that was crazy bro how long are they saying it's gonna take to rebuild two years years but like two what two billion dollars or some shit so what they do is they're gonna redirect traffic for two years well they cleaned up everything um are you putting something temporary you think cleaned up already they can just drive through what are we talking about now which means like i said the ships can get by now like every time i did drivers well the ships were more important like they were supposed to send them uh the ships to uh wilmington well they sent they sent a lot to like womington uh in new york or new jersey port of uh the port of jersey or something like so ain't no fucking port in jersey jersey's trash we're driving the jersey motherfuckers can't drive for shit no pennsylvania is the worst yeah they are the fucking worst you know it's really the worst people are fucking new york people bro they will hit you on a sidewalk in new fucking new york they get out in open road it's 25 miles a fucking hour what are we doing they don't know if they want to go forward bro like you used to deliver up in new york didn't you used to drive trucks oh yeah i always delivered up there i fucking hated that bro fucking hated it motherfuckers double park everywhere don't they yeah and then when you get fucking go to smack the car oh now you're the bad guy fuck that and you can't smash my car what are we talking about did i ever tell you about that story of me fucking knocking out the power lines in kentucky oh hell no you did oh bro so oh you know the one thing story time story time but one thing they always say you don't follow your gps and i followed my gps bro it took me down a road that i wasn't supposed to be on the trucks that were like two axles you weren't allowed to be on and fucking i'm coming up this hill wasn't there a sign there was signs everywhere what the hell are you on it was uh they had that one for trucks yeah it was there was a trucker one it was uh that bitch right now that thing wasn't updated what it was the ram mcnally the fuck is that uh look it up motherfucker ram mcnally ram mcnally's one of the top uh truck gps i guess it wasn't obviously it wasn't took out a whole fucking country over there yeah i come up to this hill and the fucking i hear snap snap snap i look in my rearview and the fucking power lines are rolling off the fucking truck oh shit how long ago was this you never this is over like 10 years ago no you never said it so so what happened bro i rode yeah i kept going i think that i fucking i don't come after him now you know that your limitation is you're going to jail player yeah i kept rolling and i'm coming down this hill and i'm seeing all the lights are out and there's there was this corner store bro right there and fucking they're sitting there and people are outside like what the fuck happened and i fucking there was the the red lights were blinking for you to stop i blew right through that i was like fuck you i'm gonna stop it i blew through nothing ever happened to you huh nothing ever happened to you no nobody ever came after me but that's a lot of money the fucking people were throwing up their hands and shit like you said was in kentucky yeah it was in kentucky somewhere it was a back road he took out like the only three power lines in kentucky i powered the whole fucking state down there you know so if you're listening in kentucky right now you don't get it it was probably uh i want to say 2016 when i when it happened so maybe like eight years ago so this tweet is said this won't end well yeah this isn't gonna end well that's great but yeah that's crazy you've never said that fucking story you must have been so embarrassed by that bro i've been holding that shit and did i ever tell you about the lot was it that tried to rip me out and on new kansas city i think you told us okay i don't know i took out a mcconnell sign you took out a mcconnell yeah well they how'd you do that when i worked at b when i worked at uh the one dealership they fucking they had me test drive this fucking state body and everybody's like oh stop and get his breakfast all right go to his house smack the fucking sign got my food and left that's terrible damn that's terrible i watched some girl so i don't know how she was a cleaning lady at where i work at fucking bro she came out of the parking lot there's a stop sign there and it's like cemented into the ground and she hasn't like i want to say like an early 2000s ford explorer and bro or no expedition i'm sorry not the explored expedition and she fucking smacked that shit bro her fucking car went sideways and brought the whole fucking thing out of the house like holy shit and she took off bro i'm like bro you gotta come back here tomorrow work here come back to her she came back the next night like nothing ever happened like nothing ever happened her fucking side of her car all fucked up bro crazy that shit was loud i was like yeah you realize you got to come back tomorrow you took down power lines i can't get over that i can't believe you never said that shit yeah i straight up took out fucking power lines bro it was like snap snap snap i'm like what the fuck was that look in my rearview it was like oh shit power line yo did you talk about that lot lizard i was trying to rape you on a podcast i think i did i think that was episode four tune in next episode four you ever seen that what was that that one video where the fucking lot lizard comes up and it's like a dude or something and he and he like they like asked the truck driver if you need any fucking you need companies i just don't enough room for one dick in here oh shit it's like a transsexual or something yeah fuck that bro i'll never forget like i had a lot lizard come up to the door she had her pimp was driving her around and fucking you know this bitch pulled up next to my truck and i was driving with somebody like and he was in the back and fucking she would trust the bitch with the money or something she pulled up or he pulled up and she she uh rolled her window down was like you need some company and gave me a smile and i looked at her like no i'm good and yo as she's pulling they're pulling away my co-driver comes out of the back of the bunk was like what who's that who's that i was like it was a lot lizard he was like oh shit i won't tell him i was like no you ain't fucking around here bro like fucking around me yeah you better get that shit the fuck out of here have you been back to that one place oh on uh 40 in new mexico no i haven't been back there on the floor i'm still like a rating episode yeah that shit is funny as hell though that was the funniest fucking story in the world yeah old fucking slug on the floor that shit was funny yes it was yes yes it was my boy matt vayne mitchcoff is coming over from russia to philly yeah play for the flowers well russians are uh are shit so we'll see how this plays out no it's crazy everybody everybody passed our room too because they're scared of the whole russian factor in the nhl that shit's real like people so is it is it because like russia can like stop him from coming over and playing yeah basically so um because i know they locked somebody up before that yeah yeah so our goalie yeah yeah our goalie um so he was going to leave and come over to play with us right and uh they tossed his ass into the army for a year oh shit yeah damn yeah you know the story nobody's touching what oh carter oh carter hark yeah harder heart yeah we'll get to that um so with um when they tossed him in military for a year came out signed a fresh new deal and then he just all of a sudden got released and then he came over well his russian agent i think they had a thing where it was like because we gave him a little bit more money than he probably deserved right and the whole thing was basically it was like i think they might have paid him the russian agent a little bit more just try to get matt bay over now matt bay's situation is different we dropped him last year seventh pick in the first round right people were passing on because they were scared of the russian factor in the fact that so matt's dad was trying to get him released out of his contract so he could come over to america to play in nhl they found his dad dead in like a pond oh shit he was murdered damn and so we drafted him he actually this is the crazy part because we have like this big russian story with the flowers right like they hate the flowers and also i really shit with him now it's completely different but anyway um going into the draft he was telling teams i'm not going to play for you like even even the capitals who have alexander vetchkin he told them i don't want to play there i want to play philly that's what he kept telling people i'll play philly we drafted him but he had already had still had three years left on his deal in the ska i believe it is all right so it's not like somewhere else where you can break come over to nhl you gotta play right but then after we signed the goalie to come over now rumors started coming out that he could potentially buy his contract out now when it comes to russian stuff like national hockey league teams can't negotiate with russian teams and be like hey i'll buy him out for him right you gotta come up with your own personal money to do that so now other fan bases are freaking out because they're like this motherfucker's coming over a year early he's not supposed to come over two more years and we passed on him because of that right you know i'm saying like but he's he's legit bro i mean that kid's fucking legit but back to the situation he's talking about the carter hart situation you know about that right no you know about that sure yeah you want to talk about it but he was uh it was like fucking offensive touching or something right yeah it's like some minors yeah so in canada right yeah so it was like at the world juniors i believe it was like 2018 if you could bring up the carter hart i think it's like sexual assault yeah it's like rape bro it was like the fucking five or six of them bro yeah yeah yeah you're right so it was when carter hart was at the world juniors right and that's like under 18s i believe and or something like that right so it was him and a bunch of teammates supposedly one of the teammates met a girl at a bar or something like that and brought her back to the room he had sex with her and it basically was tag teaming her by tagging his his buddies in like carter hart this person this person this person right but they were talking about this shit and then it came out right and everybody knew this shit was going to be released but he started the season last year and he was doing really good and then his he took a leave of absence right and all these players started taking leave and absence from their teams and that's when everybody was like oh this shit's about to come out so the flyers knew about it right they knew what's coming out the problem is he's a restrictive free agent now so it's like do they offer do they offer him because yes that's the only way to retain retain your rights to that player carter hart's a really good fucking goaltender and in open market you could trade you can get a lot for him but he got this shit on him now it's like do you even want to be a part of this shit because you don't know you know it could be true it could be false yeah you know what i'm saying they need some of that donald trump hush money bro yeah so that motherfucker is like you know who knows his trial starts april of 25 because canada their their uh their system is so fucking far back bro it's so pushed like they got so many things on a docket well fuck it he just needs to not go back over there yeah but yeah we got that tradition here bro yeah he's a big ass name yeah so and look you don't know how that's gonna work though but damn that's crazy is it i don't know like i said any time it's to do with like an athlete or something that should get paid off it'll be go quiet i'm surprised it went this far honestly i mean usually it's hush money especially when it comes to these sportsmen they don't give a fuck about they don't care about nobody like i said i don't know if he's guilty or not but you know they ain't gonna have that shit around their team you know oh man i'm fucking hungry yo you're fucking fat they would be fucking hungry if this motherfucker didn't eat mcdonald's breakfast this morning i didn't have mcdonald's yeah you did what'd you have two steak egg and cheese bagels a fucking mcmuffin or some sort what half what did you have half his son's breakfast it's fucked up he probably ate his fucking breakfast while he popped his titty out for what did you order uh steak egg and cheese bagel meal steak egg cheese bagel was banging yeah the one of the best sandwiches i never got extra sandwich though don't don't trip bro don't lie mcmuffin or mcgriddle mcmuffin because they're three bucks bro it's inflation right now you see mcdonald's just came out a five dollar moon meal yep they got a chicken share box people to come back you know i saw a video of somebody posted where they had mcdonald's had chicken strips or something like that yeah they got a chicken share box and then they got it back yeah it's a share boxes they put chicken strips and chicken nuggets in there i got sauce on it yeah i remember when they had the fucking uh the barbecue uh come on we'll get it the fuck out that's fucked up look somebody gotta be a little quicker but uh anyway back to what i was saying they had the chicken strips with the barbecue sauce on the flex yeah that show's banging bro yo we have 47 minutes already yeah don't pay attention to it you won't worry about it that's that's because we got jimmy over here he's one of the people like long story short and it's like two hours later hey man we gotta we gotta make an hour though you ever notice people do that shit long story short yeah 25 minutes fucking later we're still on the same fucking thing uh yeah okay keeps it going keeps it going baby yeah yeah you got another story time uh let's see i mean it's been two years you know your wife down now so what does that mean you're not a prostitute no longer yeah i can't get rid of you don't find yourself in fucked up prostitution situations i never it found me okay like i didn't find it it found me sure hey yeah i wasn't like either one of those situations i wasn't looking for anything like the slug on the floor you're going to a rubbing tub not looking for something bro yeah so i wasn't actually i wasn't looking for it until somebody told me about it okay so like once i was told about it that's when i had told my manager to route me through there right i mean so he was looking for it i mean i don't know how do you tell your manager to route you through a specific location without them be like why because like they'll they'll ask you like you know especially like uh like winter months of like is there a special like route like special places you want to go like to get away from the snow and that was one of them new mexico hey let's go ain't fucking snow in there so and i was like fuck it let's get out of here oh yeah guys so what do you think about the uh nfl draft did you watch it at all nah did you i know you had to work where did you call out hey come on it didn't work i mean where was that it was that night yeah friday you i thought you said you were working no i'm talking about it that's the nhl draft this week that's something new guys jimmy found a part time job just fucked up four hours a day it's a fucking slavery job that's what the fuck it is yeah he sits on his ass for six hours a day i fucking wish he works three hours and go home actually actually like yeah talking about sitting on your ass the first week i worked at this fucking job fucking it was a fucked up demo job yo when i woke up the next morning my left butt cheek was sore as fuck like sore as shit i was like yo this is like that pre-rape feeling what the fuck is going on here he got he got raped is really a devil in a chair no what the fuck up so we had to fucking like the old ford apply was all fucked up so we had a demo that we didn't have a demo machine so we're fucking you were using crowbars bro so yeah why was your ass let me fucking get to it uh long story short my ass cheek was hurting the next day it's not something you might want to mention when i work around a bunch of guys the floor was fucked up the old fucking plywood was all fucked up right so then they had fucking carpet on top of that right and then they had a vct like these motherfuckers went and demo and shit they were just laying new material on top of you guys do the same thing cutting the fucking wood was fucked up don't we had to get everything out of there put new wood on top of carpet bro you can't that the height doesn't work bro you can't do that so anyway motherfucking didn't have a demo machine so basically you're on your fucking you got your legs behind your ass fucking sitting on your feet on your knees why did i just say that you got a fucking you gotta use this crowbar bro to pop all your shit so the next morning i wake up and like yo i'm not sure that's why your knees were hurt because you're you're used to being on your knees i don't have any knee issues thank you exactly yeah because you're used to it yeah so you don't even have any wood so so that's why the muscle was hurting that's the weirdest you know it's like injury i guess you could call it yeah sound like you were bouncing up and down on the chair what was in that chair fucking nothing oh shit that's funny how about you didn't you fall out of your fucking truck huh didn't you fall out of your truck say it hurt his ankle or something not my knee i fucking i fucking stepped down off the fucking step of the uh truck and like there was like a like some it was like a fucking rock like not a big rock but like a fucking rock and when i stepped down it was kind of like a pillow but a little bit bigger and like it landed like on the side of my foot and it like bowed my foot no your foot landed on it bro the rock didn't fucking just like rock didn't move yeah so you stepped on it i fucking my knee my uh foot went instead of my knee my knee hit the ground i was like motherfucker how many people did it take to help you up uh it took a crane actually i had a crane in there and i believe it yeah they fucking they had this new machine brought in at uh where i work at and fucking they needed like a legit crane to lift it off the back of the trailer and put it on the ground well the dude parked there overnight because they told him he could well the manager and they didn't know that shit and she's out there banging on the door bro like he's out at the hotel like he ain't even there she's banging on the door like can't help you can't fucking stay here and i'm like i'm sitting there like where's his ankle probably what could cause your feet to swell walking on them showing i got diabetes but anyway back to the story fucking she's banging on the fucking truck trying to get this dude up she calls the cops on this dude she fucking caught him with the cops cops come out they fucking grab a ladder and shit shine them light into the truck and that's when they figured out the truck driver wasn't there in there so fucking it was just like she was going crazy that's funny you're talking shit about us but what about this motherfucker when he disappears on us i know he doesn't and gets fucking anal raped and shit nobody disappears on anybody no i don't hang out with hermit crabs this motherfucker remember when we had a conversation he was like yo i think he might have a dead body in his apartment who's like where the fuck Sean been yeah like this motherfucker be disappearing they just like disappeared all right this dude will talk to you you'll go from you'll talk to him at like a party or something like that and then this motherfucker will up and disappear for like three months come back and be like where y'all been yeah where the fuck you been yeah that's a lie uh it's the truth it is the truth you haven't spoke to me in what three four weeks bitch i text you every night you go into the gym yeah i'll be there never show the fuck up because man like i was working extra because this fucking chick was out on vacation they fired every all the managers at my job so like you know and then i texted him i turn around like you know nighttime i just need some sleep that's what happens when you work overnight oh you sleep at work no i don't you done spilled the beans a long time ago yeah back when we were fucking slow and just opening yeah i fucking i take a nap in the truck but now i fucking can't because these motherfuckers don't know how to get done on time if they got done at 3 30 the new people don't come in till six then i'd fucking be able to go to sleep but these dumb motherfuckers don't know how to get done at 3 30 they wouldn't get done like 5 5 30 you know i'm surprised you didn't go to that trunk rally in philly yesterday i was going to go wasn't it yesterday yes i got the fucking tickets or i had uh they said he gave like a 500 hour tip to a philly cheesesteak place or something brody that's how you would happen to me when i'm fucking so look it says where is that um where is it where the hell is it it's somewhere over here fuck um but yeah oh here it is see look i was supposed to go yo did you donate to his uh which car fuck no bro i'm not gonna tell you did i tell you what happened when i donated yeah they kept asking for more money bro dude she was the craziest i know it says confirmed bro i gave the motherfuckers the minimum bro the minimum yeah motherfuckers bro and now like the republican national convention they they text me right like and they'll ask me like they try to get me bro i was like yo these cocksuckers these motherfuckers were like hey do you have time to take a questionnaire like yeah no problem click into it start answering all these questions right i go down to the bottom submit and it says please donate and they wouldn't let me submit until i donated i was like man fuck this game they're not trying to block them them motherfuckers are texting me from different numbers oh damn they're like one one text it was like hey do you want to host a trump rally in your house i was like what the fuck yeah i'm sure it won't fucking be big enough no fucking not my fucking house be a block away yeah it's like what the fuck yeah yeah these people are fucking crazy i'm like damn it was only like five dollars yeah fuck that bro and then and then if you've seen what he made the donations after that verdict came in oh yeah well it was like fucking what 50 something million or something 24 hours it was like 56 million or something like that it's crazy bro you know that's a lot that's a lot of money fuck yeah what's out yeah so sure we close might as well wrap this the fuck up yeah daddy that's a good deal man it's been a while yo good to be back yeah we gotta get back at it again yeah back at it like a crack at it baby what we'll have some more story time next week yeah i don't think crackhead has ever given up when inflation hit crack out his game over that was a funny fucking story that that shit we gotta get into that story next week because i've never heard someone say i'm gonna quit smoking crack because of inflation yeah so look out for that next week yeah we're not gonna say no names but but it's gonna be funny yeah hilarious so yeah we'll be back we'll be back next week next week fellas make sure you tune in to this won't end well because we are dead this won't end well because it never ends well well this went in pretty good yeah maybe all right guys
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