The 4:20 PM Man

420 p.m. man first you must get a single dollar bill 0.69 ounces of weed instead of a dollar bill and roll it up. The only way to launch the candle is if you lift it with a 7-11 lighter printed at the register you cannot use the candle match or a zipper second you must knock on your door three times at this you open the door, take a drop of your blood and close the door. The 420 p.m. man is now outside your house. The 420 p.m. man will sit on the far left of your couch with plastic ziplock bags filled with weed, 7-11 sized bags of Lays and Doritos and 2 12-packs of Coca-Cola. This is where things get serious now. You must use a necklace to entertain the 420 p.m. man. If you fail to do so, he will pull up on your block and let the clock be. If you do manage to make a necklace in time, or you already have one, you must do so that it will last until all the weed drinks and never goes. When the show ends, and if all the weed drinks and snacks are gone, the 420 p.m. man will give you the number of his dealer and leave. Leave it behind in a soundcloud for you to listen to. However, it will most likely be ass. If the show ends and there are any snacks, drinks, or weed left over, he'll pull up the gat and put you in the doors like the punk ass bitch you are. And if I'm a pet, as always, have fun.