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Some live streaming of the dodgers guardians game
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Some live streaming of the dodgers guardians game
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Some live streaming of the dodgers guardians game
We have Mookie Betts coming up the bat right now. This fucking guy's been in an unreal tear. He's three for three, three singles. He's batting 305 this year, 34 homers, 86 RBIs. Oh yeah, and he bats lead off. Fucking lead off. He's like Ricky Anderson. I don't know how many steals he's got, but he's probably got 30 of those too. Everyone else in the league's got 30 stolen bases this year. I don't think the big bags have anything to do with it this year. I think it's all about, they want the kids to steal. It's starting to be like the NBA, they want action. They'd rather see action than see a ball game, which is fine because I'd rather watch a two hour and 50 minute ball game as opposed to, you don't know how long. You could be there for five hours, six hours, eight hours, three hours, you never have any idea. You go to Major League Game any other year, but this year you'd be locked into that seat for six hours. I've seen games last almost eight hours. Who's got fucking eight hours? And here goes Mookie again, off the wall. Might as well have a double to go with the three singles that he's had today. Oh no, he pulls up, he only goes for one. He hit it so fucking hard, he had to pull up on a single. Oh shit. Well, there you go. Don't be that good because this guy just killed us. 94 mile on a fastball, right over the middle of the plate. Rocks it right off the, one hopped it off the fucking wall. No, he didn't, he rocketed it off the wall. One hopped to the fielder and then Mookie's like, oh shit, got there too quick, I gotta go back to first. Unreal. You got Oral Hirshhiser up in the booth today at the Dodgers game and might as well, they're playing like 100 innings this afternoon in Cleveland and it's probably gonna be about 40 people that attend the games, except the Cleveland fans have just fucking given up on the season. You have Freddie Freeman up right now, oh Jesus, no. Down the line, yep, that's in the corner, folks. Oh yeah, Mookie's gonna go all, come on, Mookie, what are you doing, you can't score from first on that? Holy shit, what are you, a bad jump, dude? My God, that ball like floated in the air for 10 minutes, falls down on the line, rolls into the wall, Mookie can't get to home from first, dude. Yeah, I guess you got a three run lead, yeah, you made stuff at third base. You know, I don't think they have any outs in this fucking inning yet, but I think Mookie could have made it, oh yeah, he could have made that. What are you doing, Mooks? Yeah, there's two outs too. Freddie Freeman hits a double. That guy was at first base, I guess two bases, two bases, yeah, third base, whatever, I'm not taking a side here. Dodgers still up, 4-1, top six, two outs. Dodgers got runners at second and third, full count. Got Will Smith up, the white Will Smith, here he goes. Ramp the middle, round out the second baseman. That's three, very uneventful. All right, so we're back here, the Guardians got something cooking here. They got first and third, one out. They got Arias up, facing Brazier. It's a one-one count, foul ball, 96 mile an hour inside. You know, they had first and third nobody out, and a guy strikes out, so what's really gonna happen in this game here is this guy's gonna strike out, and the next guy's gonna pop out some week to the pitcher, to the first baseman, something along those lines. Losing teams find a way to lose. And Cleveland, you are a losing team, my friend, so let's see how you lose this. Oh, guy wanted to chase that high fastball, counts two and two. I don't know what's gonna happen here. Big spot, Indians, sorry, the Guardians. Guardians really need to get another run across here, bottom six, they're kind of running out of outs here. Guy's gonna stretch, pitch, foul ball. This guy's probably gonna end up striking out. I don't think he can catch up with this Brazier fastball. Dodgers are throwing a bullpen game in the back end of this make-up game. It's fucking brutal. I don't know who half these guys are. I think half of them just took the bus up from the minor league park this afternoon. You know, they brought them in from the supermarket. None of these guys' names sound familiar. Oh my God, they just panned out. The Cleveland Stadium is just empty. It's absolutely empty. There's people on the first baseline. Nobody on the third baseline. Nobody in the rafters. Maybe they're all waiting. It is a, what day of the week is it, Thursday? Yeah, people do work. Some people work, I don't work. Wesson works, strikeout, oh my God. I knew it, I frickin' knew it. Now I got two outs, runners first and third. The Indians are, again, Guardians. The Guardians are just terrible, you know? Dodgers are gonna get out of this again. I mean, can you believe it? And this guy will probably swing at the first pitch. This guy, Brazier, he's looking like frickin' Cy Young. Who's up now? Who do we got, who do we got, who do we got? Come on, Rocio, Eduardo Rocio. Strike one, 0-1. Oh my God, he is their number eight hitter. He's 0-2 for today. Oh yeah, with two strikeouts. Oh, he's had a wonderful season. He's batted 250, no homers, five RBIs. He literally just came in, he took an Uber from around the corner. He's like, yeah man, I can bat eighth and hit 200 today. Pop up, I fuckin' called it. And not to the fuckin' pitcher, but right to the left fielder. Fuckin' hitting over, holy shit. These guys are awful. Did I call it or what?