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you know my name is Ryder and my name is Trey I forgot I forgot about this is the one-time podcast is only happening one time we're talking about our personalities because we took a bunch of personality tests for our class which is very fun no way dude oh my god Ryder get a hold of you that's the only that's the only curse word we're doing he's fucking up so sorry okay okay okay and then Trey you already lose interest so we took a bunch of personality tests they did and yeah we're just here and then you know Trey has some conflicting opinions about this test. It's stupid. And how is a computer supposed to tell us our personalities? Dude facts. I'm not very sure about that. I don't know. It's kind of fun. I'm going to warn you down. Missed intro. What kind of cake are you? Did we say our names? Didn't he restart though? Yeah oh correct. No we're good. Are you guys? Yeah. Alright so the first question or the first thing I got is I said I was talented in inductive reasoning. We already discussed this. It means that you know I looked up details in the big picture. I don't have any. Where do you use that? What is that actually a used term? Yo. Do you mind? Do you mind? Okay. What a bad job wrapping it up. Facts. It's amazing. It makes the loudest noise. Okay. I don't ever see you figure stuff out. I don't ever see you figure stuff out. You got that out right? Dude. No. Yeah. I think we can cut it out y'all. I'll say whatever I want. Okay. Okay. So I'm a numerical checker. I don't know what that is. You were good at applying existing formulas. There. Used on a regular basis. I got no clue what the heck that means. But. So it means. Hold on. You were good at applying existing formulas. Used on a regular basis. Yeah. You know. Every day. You. You like wash your hair. Cause you're showering. You shower every day right? You're good at that. You're good at. You're good at. You have it. When you have curly hair you're not supposed to wash it every day. You have natural curly hair. Oh yeah. I put water in it but not every day I don't wash it. So why do you wash it every day? I just. Okay. I'm sorry. You don't wash it. I washed it today. So you make a habit not washing it every day. You're good at that. That's what it's saying. Oh. That's stupid. That's a lame superpower. Invisibility. Invisibility is not a superpower. Unless you're a pervert. No. The first thing. When I think of invisibility it's like stealing muffins or something. Dude. You can only be a super. You can only be bad if you have invisibility. You can be a pervert or you can steal stuff. I guess that's true. If you have invisibility. I told you this before. If you touch it and it just floats in the air. You'll get caught. Invisibility is not a superpower. Especially if you get paint dumped onto you. Or you get bumped into. That sucks. Next question. I gather input from multiple sources. I don't do that sure. I do the bare basics. I don't really care. Most of how I don't care enough to go. I'm just never that interested in something. For example. Rather than do any research. No I did not do any research. I forgot what the personal approach is. I remember. You are a time frame orientation. I'm a time frame orientation. We gotta google what that means. They use too many big boy words for us. Dude you are scratching up your role. I'm so sorry. That's probably catching on. For sure. We're not too quiet. I really hope so. That was way too loud. It's probably louder than anything we said. So what does it say for you? I guess it just means you set goals. Good for you. You made a goal to come here. I'm proud of you frankly. Clap. We'll add audio of people clapping. We should have a laugh jam. We should do that. Someone make a joke. What's the deal with toe socks? Y'all know what a pile of kids is? I got one. Leave a pawn. There was once a girl in Nantucket. What's the next question? The next thing. I say I will invent. Ryder will invent in the future. And study by himself. The next question is. How do you contribute to a team? You don't. Is that for you Trey or for Ryder? It says I study by myself. Yeah you do. I don't work in a team. For sure. That's so you. It depends. We'll go in the group if I hate them. I don't want to do the work. Overall. Do you work better with people? Would you rather be a group with people? I don't know. Are you working good right now? We had to restart like three times. We've been here for over an hour. And we just got started. We should probably have told her that. Miss Charleston. We're huge procrastinators. Do you even know what we're going through? I have a different friction set up. Get off my arm. Get off my butt. Get off my mountain of an ass. You said one swear word. I have my one. Okay I'm done. I have something donkey. We're good. Okay. I video edit. I like to video edit. I'm probably going to edit this even if I can. I hope this app lets me edit. We have to edit all this out. What do you like to do? What do you want to be? I like playing video games. Are you going to make that a job though? I'm going to be a Twitch streamer. I'm kidding. That's so lame. You're going to dye your poofy hair blue. Like DanTDM. Like Ninja. Do people still watch Ninja? I doubt it. He played the right game at the right time. And that was Fortnite. He said that Fortnite was harder than NFL. Like the real NFL. He said Fortnite was harder than the NFL. When I first started playing Fortnite, it took me a week to learn the game. It's not that hard. When you're in the NFL, you train every day. And you get concussions. Did you see the first football helmet? The first what? It was leather. It was wild. Fudge. Crack a brick. He was really good at the beginning. Then everyone else got good. He got less good. I beat Ninja. It's not really that big of a deal anymore. It's like top 10 streamers that have beaten Ninja. Top 10 hottest Fortnite streamers. Did y'all used to play with those clickbait videos? Of course. I used to watch Morgz. Morgz! I watched Morgz. He was such a good YouTuber. He just fell off. I like clickbait. He was terrible. He was a MrBeast clone. He was like, I'm gonna be a homeless guy. $1000. What about his dad? Yeah. What's your next question? I say I'm artistic. I'm supposed to say the other word. I'm social and realistic. Social for sure. You're artistic. Wait. I have to say a word and how it describes me? Yeah. I'm sorry. What did you say? I don't know. You. You. You. You are. What can I say that can be on the podcast? Describing you. Describing you. One term, an example. A good way to describe Trey. Marianne Wright. I've heard a lot of teachers saying it wrong. They're very smart. They do not have the high enough caliber to understand how to pronounce my name. Their frontal lobe is not fully developed. And it's not you! Kentro, we think you are fantastic. Kentro. Kentro, we think you are fantastic. Okay. Let's get back to me. Okay. One term to describe you. Trey, you're funny. You're like a really sick book. You make me laugh a lot. You make me laugh right now. You keep making me laugh right now. You know what? I need two more. You said you were a sick book? They're like, are you saying he's a god or something? I think so. Don't ever say that word again. If you want to keep the status you have now. What status? Literally whatever you have. What do you mean by that though? You're a sick book? You're complex. You can't be some freak. Why do you look like you're gonna murder me? You got murderous rage. It's really hard to describe me in three words. I can be chill when I want to. But when I get mad, you're pissed. I see you get pissed. At that fight, I wasn't even trying. He started crap. If we didn't know each other and I said something that set you off enough, then you wouldn't be pissed. You're just a normal guy. You got pissed at normal friends. This kid. I posted on my snap. I said, this kid really started a fight over Fortnite skins. He said, didn't you start it? I'm like, of course not. He started it. I was talking to the kid. He was so annoyed. I don't even know who he is. Riley sucks. He's so annoying. He always does. You're just a dumb freshman. He's in my criminal justice office. You were a freshman 12 months ago. Chill out. I hate him so much. He wants him to go to the bathroom. Yeah. Next question. Famous people. What was famous people? Shakespeare. I don't know how they know that. Wait. That's not the next question. What? What's the next question? We need a segway? I forgot about that. A conclusion. We need a conclusion or a summary. It's not that. It's kind of on point. What's the three words? Let's move to Myers Bridge. Not really. It's kind of way off. We need a transition. Speaking of personality tests, Myers Bridge is one of the most popular ones. Number 8. Number 8 on our list. Do you think she's going to laugh at you? No. We were supposed to make up our own three words. It's right here. We spent all that time. Why is it so greasy? Investigate if you're controversial. The audio has lost it. I guess that's not wrong. It's a quote. What does it say? It says investigative. You are interested in work as intellectual. Yeah, I feel you. You're doing this now. You're conventional. Don't take points off, please. You're interested in work that is practical. Do you like a presentation with a big folder? Do you like stuff that's more hands-on? Say what? I gotta go to the bathroom. We'll be back after the break. Now we're on famous people. I don't even know where that shit is. We're back on the phone. You gotta turn podcasts on. Like Myers Bridge. Mine says Shakespeare. I don't know how they know that. Julia Roberts. Johnny Depp. I love Johnny Depp. He didn't hit her. He just threw bottles and stuff. Not at her. I was just aware of it. Frodo. Where do you find that crap at? I'm an entertainer. I don't know anything about Frodo or Shakespeare. I don't know anything about these people. Johnny Depp's a vibe. What's your personality? My personality? I'm artistic, social, and realistic. Your personality, you type, buddy. I'm empathetic. And I'm unfocused. Honestly, I'm thinking about it. Do you think I have a little ADHD? Oh, I don't have ADHD. I will be right back. These are famous people who have the same personality type as me. I'm an entertainer. This is Trey. I'm Trey. That's right. These are people who have the same personality type as me. Will Smith. Lady Gaga. This is like anyone's fantasy. I don't believe it either. Next question. Trey's a believer. He said it explicitly. He went to the exhibit that she left him. And he wrote down, Hopefully, she would have been a believer. Brother, what? He said, Such an honor to be here. Hopefully, she would have been a believer. Oh, wait. I remember this. Did we say I'm empathetic and unfocused? Yes, you did. I'm empathetic and unfocused. Next question. That's true. Do you also become empathetic? You can be. I can be. If a homophobic dude is dying, you won't be. If a dog is, you will be. So Ryder's just a normal person. I'm very unfocused. You're focused? I'm very unfocused. We... We can't focus on the phone. Trey's pretty unfocused. Sorry. I'll put it on silent. Um... Okay. It went like ears. Okay. And we're back. And we're back. We said Trey's Trey's, like, strengths as a person. He's got great people skills. He's good at talking to people. Let me speak, buddy. Okay. I pay attention to things I like. Like Spider-Man. Yes. There's no way they can hear you. Okay. One of my weaknesses are I'm kidding. I'm easily bored. Yeah, I do get bored easily. I have been. I get bored easily. Something I don't like, I just zone out. This glass. And we're back. It's just I don't say everything I say. I don't say everything I mean. Might as well get it out now. And... Wait, what did you say? We... Okay, okay. That is fact. I don't say everything I mean because I don't want to be like that guy. That's fact. What about your strengths? The things I want to say to y'all... It's actually wild. That's a joke. What are your strengths? Uh... I'm empathetic. Oh yeah, we already went over that. Next question, I'll be right back. No, he's got more weaknesses. My bad.
