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A group is gathered at a church for Gambler's Anonymous Night. Some people are winning at the craps table while others are losing. One person is hoping to win back money and another is worried about their school funds being spent. The situation has gotten out of hand and the preacher tells everyone they won't get their money back. They invite others to join them, saying that only 7 or 11 will lead to heaven. Well, we're out here on Gambler's Anonymous Night here at the church house, Saturday night. There goes Debra, she just got kicked off the craps table, she crapped out. But Sheila's got the hot dice right now. She said, I'm folding it like this and I'm winning it. There's Danny Paul with his lucky suspenders on. She said, give me a 7 come 11. She was like, I need a 10, a hard 10, a woman's best friend, fever in the funk house, baby needs new shoes. Speaking of baby, there's one that's too old to be drinking a bottle, drinking a bottle. And there's Debra up there. She's bouncing around saying, give me my money back and said, nope. Told the kids to go over there and play them tambourines and act like they're slot machines in the distance. So it kind of sounds like it, I don't know. There's Thomas right there telling his wife, you know, if I just had 20 more dollars, I think I could win it back. But she's like, no, let's not cause a divorce in here now. But anyway, this has gotten a little out of hand. There's a little Sarah down there looking at, she's like, I hope mama don't spend my school money this time. Well, she might do it, but hey, let's pray she wins this time. How about it? We've been trying this new method ever since Deacon Miles and his family lost their trailer house in a craps game. So this desensitized everybody. Thomas, don't hit her now, quit. And there's Sheila again in her security skirt. And the preacher's like, y'all ain't getting your money back. Shut up. It's what happens. So anyway, y'all come out to see us. We like to say if it ain't a 7 or 11, you probably ain't going to heaven. So come on and see us.