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The speaker and their friend are discussing what unusual weapons they would use to rob a bank. The speaker suggests using a tree to block the path, while their friend suggests using a coconut to hit someone. Another friend suggests using a spatula with chili sauce to distract people. They then talk about what masks they would wear, with one suggesting a chicken or dinosaur costume, and another suggesting a banana peel or watermelon on their head. They joke about the stickiness of the watermelon. recording what is the weirdest weapon to use in your arsenal what would you use to get into a like what would you use to rob a bank with? I would say a tree pick that up out of the ground and throw it at someone and then it blocks the path okay and the police can't get to you so tree okay tree that's very reasonable what's yours? I use a coconut you know because I like love that at someone's head what happens if it breaks? then I get my other coconut but don't ask when I've been kept okay you don't want to know what would be your weapon? probably a spatula a lot of um sauce just by looking at other people what sauce? chili sauce of course I'd eat that because then it burns their eyes rob a bank I know I'm evil okay if you were robbing a bank what would be your preferred mask to make sure that the cameras and the people can't know your face like that I'd wear a fucking chicken costume or a dinosaur oh my god that's genius they'd be scared of a dinosaur they'd be like confused like why is there a dinosaur you know or why is there a big ass chicken in here yeah exactly Tom? I would use a banana peel just cover your face it's a bank for the monkeys I would use banana on your face fair enough I'd use a watermelon you know just empty that shit out put it on my head have a little snack on the go it'll be very sticky afterwards oh it'll be alright that's why I've got a shower good thing I thought of that first okay