S3:E6 Season Finale ft. Osama bin Laden, Ezra Miller, Hunter Biden & Charlie.

Welcome back to the long-awaited season finale. That's right, it's the Podcast Presenter Week. We're back one last time. One last time this term. It's episode, I think, six? Is it six? I think six or seven. Who knows? But today we've got a special treat for you. Back in the studio by popular demander Charlie Butler. Hi guys, welcome back to the show. I'm ready to do some more podcasting. Popular demander? Are you serious? You know our Twitter page has been picking up. Yeah. And I have been noticing a trend. They've been saying hashtag Butler News. That's what the fans want and I feel like for me to be in a position to best deliver on their wishes, Charlie needs to be... Can we give away your news? Can we have a giveaway? To one lucky Twitter follower. Unfortunately, I'm not... He agrees, guys. For the record... If I was, I'd give away a thing away like fucking Garmin Benefits. What, big things at 16? Yeah. To who? I don't know. You'll have to find out. I'll have to find out. How? By interrogation? By physical torture? Waterboarding? Anyway, no news. No news. Well, Twitter, he hates you. He hates you. Charlie Butler fucking hates the fans. Okay, so that's on the record now. Anyway, one of the most controversial topics that has happened whilst we've been away has been the student union election. Yeah. Now, obviously on the podcast, we filled you in. There was serious momentum moving behind a particular campaign. An organised campaign through a party political student union by the Ducks. They were hella into it. They made their message clear and they have attracted popular support, it is no doubt. Now, it is only right that we bring back in our special correspondent, James, to talk about the Ducks. Thank you very much. As we know, we saw the poster last time. Yeah. I was pretty convinced. I was convinced. Yeah. And they were in a huge majority. Who was convinced the most? The other Ducks. Yeah. As we know, there's quite a large population on campus and they make up a very large portion of the votes. Yeah. But, unfortunately, on polling day, they turn up to vote, as they always do, every year, but for some reason, they were turned away at the door. None of the Ducks were allowed to vote. Are you hearing this, guys? So, I'm not, like, I'm not, I'm not assuming anything of the SU here, but, like, to me, like, the SU are scared. They're scared of what the Ducks can do, how they can change. I think there's only one, like, in the face of this scandal, there is only one attitude that we can take towards the actual elected representatives at the SU, which is that they are totally illegitimate. There is a body that should take over the student union, and they're clearly being denied that by institutional discrimination. I really do think that's outrageous. I don't want to jump the gun, but from all recent events, I'm just saying the word fascist does come to mind. I don't want to jump the gun, but I think at this point, it's fair to say, like, I see a pattern of behaviour here. There's definitely sirens going off, warning lights. I want, I want everyone listening to this podcast to tweet at Warwick SU, hashtag fuck Emma Birch. Oh, no. Name drug. Oh, no. Ducks again. By the way, by the way, does anyone follow Warwick Life? Because there's been some shit on there about Emma Birch. What? Like, Sportsball was such a fucking mess, isn't EB such a cunt? I don't know what that is. There's been shit on there. Somebody, like, denominised it. So that's not the news of this podcast. No, it is. Well, that's a blue-tone name. Yeah. But, anyway, it still stands. These elected officials are not legitimate. You cannot accept them as your officials. Why does she get her name bleeped, but I don't get my fucking town bleeped? Oh, come on. Why the fuck should you get your town bleeped, Matt? You're like worse. You're worse. My first name is so chill. The town that I look like, the very specific town that I live in is so not chill, in conjunction with my name. Yeah, well, look, there's a risk that I'm willing to take in the pursuit of art. Well, look, I just feel bad for Rishi. That's what I'm saying. Anyway, tonight we've been drinking a special beverage to get prepared for this event. And it is only right that... I think with this bit left, I think we should do a beer review. That was my segway, James. You just fucking stole my segway. Congratulations. So, yeah. Beer of the week. Beer review, even. Which I suppose James didn't butcher and I butchered, so perhaps I was the wrong man for the job. Anyway, let's get involved. Should we tell them what it is first? Voodoo Gold is fucking delicious. That's what you need to know. We were sent it by Paul. We were sent it by Paul. Paul, friend of the show, Paul Kagame, he knows when we went out to Rwanda, we love this stuff. It is the liquor of the gods. It is 6.5% Rwandan brewed beer and it tastes amazing. It tastes like, imagine if you were having sex in heaven and then you climb out. That's how it feels. That's how it feels, guys. Just imagine that in graphic detail. It's a lovely, lovely beer. I'd drink it all the time if I could. I think we have to import it from Rwanda. I think we should. Genuinely, if I started the pub, actually seriously, if I started the pub, I would import it and see if they'd sell it by the keg and have it on draft. I think that would be, that's a winner. And I'd really push it as well. You'd be charging like £8. Yeah, but I think central London pub. Yeah, you think you could get away with it. Hundreds. That's a good question. I think, I think, I think the Royal Poole. Poole? I think Garmin. Yeah. Right, okay. The Royal Poole. So, worth mentioning is this particular beverage is 6.5%. Yeah. It gets you pissed, but it tastes lovely. Yeah. And for the same price, it tastes better than what is weaker than it. By a significant margin, this is the easiest alcoholic drink to drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm failing to see how it's 10 out of 10. Yeah, quite clearly. I don't know why it's not available as a sculpture. I genuinely think, I genuinely think you could make a million, like a million dollar export market for Rwanda by marketing this in the UK. Like, maybe I'm seeing the dawn of my business career. The company that brewed it is also a British company. Is it? It's called British. It's called British. I didn't know that. Oh, isn't it? It's called Scotty. It's called Scotty. Why do they sell it here? Anyway, although, I will say my great-granddad doesn't drink San Miguel because it's too strong. So... He doesn't drink San Miguel because it's too strong. That's correct. It's 5% or something. Grow up. Yeah, grow up. Your skull was my granddad's favourite drink when he was younger. That's alright. That's cool. If you're happy about it, catch your hand in Rwanda. Yeah. It doesn't matter how much I like it. It's quite similar. It was my favourite drink when he was like 20. Similar breastplates to Rwanda. No. Not in literally any way. Go off. Now, I've promised throughout the season, with some big name guests lined up and a special surprise. Now, all themes of these interviews are that the views of the podcast are that we should give everyone a platform to speak their view no matter how controversial. We are uncensored. We are un... Right, I've got nothing. So, in that spirit, it is only right that we welcome on perhaps what is going to make this podcast really take off. It is by far the biggest exclusive. I think I've been in world media in the last 25 years. I was quite shocked when we got the email. Yeah, I really wasn't expecting that. I did a bit of a double take. And then obviously the Zoom call and he was talking about how much of a fan of the show he was. He's just got something in his eyes. He is actually quite charming. Yeah. So, it's only right that we bring out for the season finale a one-time exclusive. The world's going to go fucking nuts, guys. I'm not sure you're ready for it. I'm not sure you're ready for what is about to go down on this podcast. We have the one, the only, the not-dead Osama Bin Laden. Welcome out. Hi, Osama. How are you doing? Osama, what the fuck is up, bro? Honestly, it's hard to tell. Okay, so, Osama, when obviously... I don't want to bring up anything sensitive here, but when they found you, they found your computer, they found on it some Minecraft. Is that right? False. False. Okay. And lots of pornography. So... Brother, brother, man got my music. He had use for pornography. And I feel like when I do such good work for a lot, I deserve simple pleasure. And my ugly bitch wife... Wife. I'm actually not sure if we can put this out. Wife, plural. Or did you forget? No. No. But, simply, when you fuck such... Like, this bitch... I mean, who really want to fuck Osama Bin Laden? Like, I'm not the most attractive man on the market. Okay? Like, okay, there's... His hand is worse. Yeah. They just want you for your money. No, they don't want me fucking anything. They just want me to be a fucking pervert, really. I'm fucking the ugly bitch, day in, day out man, that's used for pornography. But you don't agree with pornography, is that right? Not for you, not for you, not for you. But for me, I do very good work for Allah. And He says to me, Osama, you deserve it. You deserve it. That's incredible. Good for you. Six times a day. I've got two questions. I'm going to ask them in order of importance. Number one, have you ever watched a Big Lebowski? Of course. What else do I have to do when I'm in... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... In... 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