Confession Time EP 1

The speaker is experiencing issues with their audio interface and software. They talk about their middle school crush and confess that they lied on their taxes. They also mention that they can only pee outside and discuss their personality and relationship status. They question someone shaving their pubes every day and express confusion over someone confessing to not eating vegetables. Lastly, they mention that someone confessed to being gay, but they don't have a strong opinion on it. So guys, I think this is the last time I'm going to try this thing. I've been having a lot of issues with my audio interface. I don't know if it's my audio interface alone or my software, but there are so many things that has been going wrong. Pardon my trap, but if it comes out, I'll attack it back. Anyways, I think I just have to get right to it. I thought I was going to talk a lot, but I think I have to talk fast, which is sad because I wanted to ramp it up. But anyhow, I don't think there are so many questions like that. My audio interface has some issues and it took me like an hour to set up, to be honest. Now I'm so far away from it because I don't want to stop it, but I've been having a lot of issues. I don't know what is disconnecting. I don't know if it's the software, I don't know if it's the computer. I don't know if it's my, what do you call this thing again? The audio interface. Yeah, so I said I was going to do this about four days ago, but I'm a master procrastinator and if I waited even a minute longer, ha, trust me, this thing is never going to come out. Anyways, so let's get right to it. My name is Rokoe Ebi and welcome to Confucian Time. Yeah, I just thought of that name right now. Yeah, let's get right to it. So I'm going to start from the earliest. The first question that came in, which I think this was quite surprising to me, um, you and my school crush. And by the way, I'm going to put everything, I'm going to put all the screenshots to all the confessions, um, online, like for a while so that you guys will not doubt whatever confession I'm reading, or that you see one confession about how I'm the finest, sexiest boy alive. Now some of us are saying, ah, you're about to die just to, just to, just to hype himself. Everything is going to be online. Anyways, um, so back to it. I think the audio is working well now. I think it was a software issue. I mean, let me relax. You need to, I'm quite tense. Yeah. So you and my middle school crush. Yeah. So this one, this one is painful. I'm not even going to lie. Cause I mean, middle school was how many years ago for me? Middle school was at least seven, eight years ago. I can't calculate right now. I don't want to know how old I am. But like middle school was quite a long time ago. And if I still have your number here and you're a girl, hopefully you're a girl. If I have it, if I have your number still, I know we're not talking. Cause I don't talk to anybody from middle school like that. Extension is not easy. My body is paining me, man. I can't move right. Yeah. So, um, if, if I still have your number, there's a very, there's a very big chance that I probably had a crush on you too. So that's a bummer that you didn't tell me at the time or at the time that anything could have happened. But to be honest, this is like the question that I'm still most curious about. Cause I really want to know who this is. Yeah. It's me. I mean, I'm cool with it. I just want to, and I, I hope it's not the person. Okay. It can't even be because the other person I'm thinking about here, she got married. I think about a week ago. So if that's you, I doubt I have your number though. But if that's you, I mean, I'm down for adultery too. But I'm just messing around with you. I beg you, don't text me. And I doubt that that's it. It's going to be her. Number two confession. I lied on my taxes. Like to be honest. Yeah. I don't know if this person is whining because I don't know how this is all that relevant. Cause if you're paying your taxes and you're, you're by yourself, cause that's the only way you can lie. It means that you are the one doing it by yourself. You are trying now because to be honest, yeah. When they tell you all these niggas out here doing, but it's a good thing that you're still at least trying to pay. I don't want to be. But saying otherwise on no deal. Yeah. So the third confession, I can only pee outside. I'm trying to do this thing as fast as possible. Cause I don't know if this thing cuts off. I know I'm not going to be interested in talking again. I can only pee outside. Cause I don't know what conditions could have led to you. Outside. I don't know if it's that you only know how to pee or you only like peeing outside. If it's that you only can pee outside, then I think, I don't know. Did you grow up on the street? Like, um, I really don't know. Cause I don't think I know anybody that grew up like that. Personally, except maybe like you, I don't think I know anybody that grew up like that personally, but if you grew up on the streets, then they probably might be like the psychological things to it. Otherwise, I really do not know why you can only pee outside. It's, it's, it's quite amazing to me. Cause I've never heard anything like that. I mean, if I try to go and pee outside on some basis, you'd be shy, you know what I'm saying? To bring out your stuff. And I, I don't know why I think that this question is a goal, which even makes it more weird because, you know, you have to do all the bending down, all the removing and everything. Well, I don't know. But like, um, it's something, something you want to fix. Then I think you probably need like a psychologist or something. Yeah. You can text me for therapy if I go. But if I go, I don't want to talk about your stuff. What kind of person can you describe yourself to be? And are you in a relationship? Honesty, please. What kind of person can I describe myself to be? So I don't know if you mean like, should I talk about myself deeply or should I just talk about myself on a surface level? Cause if it's surface level, yeah, I'm fun to be around, I guess. And when I say fun to be around or fun to be with, I don't mean the way they mean it on Tinder because I'm just this prostitute. I'm fun to be around. Um, I'm a good person. That's the only thing that I know about myself. Any other thing that I see is going to sound like, oh, he's trying to hype himself or some, some, some type of weed. And I really just think that's, that's enough. I'm a good person. And what else? I am fun to be around or I'm fun to be with. Anyhow you want to translate that one to me. Yeah. So am I, do I have a girlfriend? No, I don't have a girlfriend. I didn't want to even start mine because if I start mine now, some people will start, will start checking out some things, like why was he, why was he shaking? Yeah. So I do know I'm not in any relationship right now. Um, me and relationships, we are, we are on a complicated path. If I can say that because I really don't know. It's just, uh, I'm not going to deep into it. I'm not in a relationship. Yeah. I don't want to deep into it. So, uh, what's the next question? I have to shave my pubes every day. Some people are trolling me because why, why do you, why? I don't want to make anybody feel bad when I'm doing this thing. But why are you shaving your pubes every day? Like, are you, are you growing hair at that rate? Like, cause there's literally nothing to shave. You can't tell me that before morning, you've already grown 12 inches of hair. It's not possible. And from my own experience of seeing people that shave every day, if you're using shaving stick and I know people that shave every day, their face, their cheeks, you know how hard it used to become. We had like, you know, all those weeks that it dried inside some. Yeah. And I hope that that's your kiss because I don't want to, I don't want to be free. Cause if I'm free, the things I was saying were like, I think you should try and stop. Maybe, maybe, maybe make it like a 40 thing. I think this, this also, if I think about it for any reason that someone might want to do this, it might be a psychological thing too. Cause you might want to like, you might be thinking, what if one day I'm about to get down and you know, I'm under there. Probably. Maybe that's why you're doing it. That's the only reason why I'll be doing it. I feel you should reduce it. Every day is too much to be honest. I don't think there's anybody that needs to do it every day. If you're growing hair at that rate, then you should probably be in the Guinness Book of Records for some reason. It's just that how you prove it is not the problem. Anyways, next question. I haven't eaten vegetable in months. If I vex for you now, you say I'm vexing for you. Like, what, what are you confessing? Are you confessing? Is it that they give you vegetable you out every day and you still can't throw it away? Because why? I knocked my audio interface now. You see something, something, something. Why do you feel this is a confession? I know I don't have any child on my phone. So there's no way it is a child. This is an adult. This is a full grown adult. I said I don't eat vegetable. I've not eaten vegetable in a while. What was it? I mean, it's not a crime. As long as it's not illegal, you're cool. First thing, I am gay. I really don't know what to say about that because in my country, in this country, which you are very likely from, it's very illegal. But again, I don't have an opinion on this. Like, I'm kind of on the fence. I don't know what to say about it because I am not in your shoes. I cannot understand. So I can't, I can't necessarily relate. I don't want to say something that makes it look like I am, I am criticizing you for it. The kind of person I am here, I have my principles. And for me, I don't understand it. Well, I've also been in the shoes. I've also been in a place where I can understand. Okay. So I think, let me put it this way. Thank you for the word. It was coming to me, but it kind of left me. So I'm the kind of person that I try to see things from a logical perspective here because I don't know, like I am not, okay, I know I like girls. I can't explain why I like girls. I like girls naturally, yeah. So I've seen it from this kind of perspective that what if, like, you don't have a choice to what you like, because that's what everybody says, right? You don't have a choice to what you like. I can't criticize you for that. You understand? But then again, I can't relate to you. So I don't know what exactly to say. It's just that me, I'm not, I'm not homophobic. I just don't, I'm not, essentially, like, it's not something that, that moves me in any way. If you're gay, you're gay. If you're not, you're not, to be honest. That's just how I feel. But the problem is that in the country we're in, it's quite illegal. And I think there was one time recently where someone was talking about, like, being legal in Nigeria. And I was in the barbing saloon. And the problem with this thing is that Nigerians are not ready to see anything from a, from any other perspective, which is a good thing. But at the same time, it's a bad thing, to be honest. There are some things that I would rather, okay, we can look for, we can look at this thing from another perspective. But there are some things that I'd rather not. The things they were saying about gay people was not something that you want to hear, to be honest. So I just, I'm just telling you from my own, just telling you from what I've seen, you should just be careful, I beg. Just be careful with, like, who you tell. Me, I don't have a problem. If you come to me and you tell me, I'm cool with it. Understand? The only thing is that I'm not a, so, like, in case you want to know, I'm not gay. And that's about all I can say. Just be careful, I beg. One side, what should I say? They're not serious. That's all I can say. And I know the person. I literally was gonna make that, cause I knew, I knew who she is. I'm afraid of the dark. My brother or my sister, let me tell you something. Nobody has died from the dark. That's the one thing that has never killed anybody. If you check it, there's zero deaths. You are better off being killed by lightning, I swear. Like, you will actually die by lightning before you die by darkness. So I don't know why we're actually afraid of the dark. I think it's a, it's a pain of the mind, to be honest, yeah? Don't be afraid. Just tell yourself. Maybe, I don't know, if you are stressed enough, darkness will not scare you again. If you are scared of darkness, just tell yourself that nobody has died for me. Nobody has died for me. And any ghost and demon that is inside that darkness, if it drags you, drag it back. Drag it back, cause when I want to see, drag it into the light. Which I, I, I know that it's a mental thing. Like, when I was growing up, if I watched any horror movie, trust me, I'm not climbing any staircase. The only thing I can do is run. I think that's how I learned to run, so I'm not even gonna lie, cause I was always running from the dark. Anytime I see darkness like this, it's like a race. So, um, I can tell you stories, but I don't think I want to go into the story of me being locked up in my house. I think I'll just do that one in a podcast. Yeah. So, um, to the next confession. Catfish people with my fake IG. Hi. Like, why, why are you, why are you catfishing? Is this something you do for fun? Cause, I mean, I, I guess you have time on your hand. We're usually doing that. Like, catfishing people. I do not understand it. Cause I actually met a catfish on Bumboo a time ago, like a long time ago. I met a catfish, yeah. This girl, let me tell you, it's coincidence. God brought her to me so I can abuse her. Yeah. So let me tell you how it happened. So I was on Bumboo school then, yeah. I saw a picture that was very, um, familiar. And this, this particular picture, like I was trying to remember where I saw it, but I knew that this was not the person I saw. So I don't want to give you the story, but I knew that this was not the picture I saw. It looks quite different. And I knew that I've seen that picture before. So like, I now swiped on the person, cause I knew the person was obviously catfishing. I swiped on the person hoping that, yes, we link up one day. So I think later, later now, we now matched. That's how, like, I was not trying to talk to her so I can bait her into like, casting herself and everything or himself. Cause to be a guy, to be a girl. So now, um, I was not talking to her. But meanwhile, I think I found the picture that I was looking for. Cause I, I, I like, I was so obsessed with like trying to look for that picture. You understand? The second picture, that person had two pictures on her profile. In the second picture, I'll be calling the person her. There's a reason. Um, the second picture on the person's profile was slimmer and the first person had a different body type. But it happens. Like a lot of girls, like you meet them, like, um, you see them, when you meet them, like a year from there, that time, they are, they look different, like a different body type and everything. Yeah, so I, I can understand it. But she was slim and the other one, she had body, you understand? But I thought the other picture was her entirely. I swear. And I was like, if this girl is this cute, normally, why is she now like trying to put her face on someone, somebody else's body? But I couldn't tell from the face if it was the same face. But I just knew that, that first picture, I had seen the picture somewhere. So I found the picture shot. It was an influencer. That's the fucked up part. That's why I knew that I had seen that picture from somewhere. This person is a TikTok influencer, yeah? And in my head, I was like, it can't be. I was like, not 100% sure. It was a 50-50 chance that it would be the same picture. But I was at the same time telling myself that it is trad, you understand? So I felt like they were at the wedding and they just took their pictures of themselves in the same position. But like, maybe different pose. I just feel like I had seen the picture before. So when I now finally found the picture, yeah? I felt like it's the same. I think we had matched at that time when I found the picture. I think we matched. So I now found the picture shot. And I was like, I think I tried to confront her. So I now discovered that the second picture too looks like someone I know. And this was an American celebrity. Like, she looked familiar, like, ah. And I went to the celebrity's profile and I found that same pose, but a different face. That's when I started whining to this girl. This girl now wanted to start to gaslight me. With her bad mouth. She wanted to gaslight me. She was not like, eh, it's because you're not fine. That's why you're insecure. Where did this insecurity come from? So because I called you out on you being a catfish, yeah? You wanted to start calling me insecure and everything. I was still trying to be calm. So like, when I shade her, she will now calm down. And I'll start to say something. She now threw some pictures up that, this is me. That, are you happy now? Blah, blah, blah. Like, so why do you feel you need to gaslight me? That me, I'm not fine, blah, blah. After you swiped on me, me, I'm not fine. So she, like, at the end of the day, I abused her life. God forgive me. Then I blocked her. But the girl, that normal picture was okay, you know? So if it's also an insecurity that is doing you, trust me, you're probably fine enough for a lot of people that you've noticed. Yeah. You've noticed. Um, as for words, I don't know what I was saying. You're fine enough for a lot of people. Don't worry. You're fine enough for a lot of people. Don't be, don't be, don't be, you get it. You get what I'm trying to say. And I don't know why you should be catfishing. Because I can imagine, like, the day you guys now, like, someone else says, okay, let's meet. What happens then? And I say, you can't meet. But when I was talking to you, any girl that wants to stress my life, me, I just, I don't have energy. I only drink milk. Now, I don't know if this is a breast issue. Did you suck too much? Did you not suck enough? Did I like it too? So my audio interface went off again. Yeah, the person that drinks only milk, don't come to my house. That's the only thing I have to say for you. Um, I don't know why you drink milk. It means that you don't drink water. You don't take alcohol. You just drink milk for money tonight. That one is last class. I think my voice is cutting off at some point. I'm not sure if that's the thing that happened. Because I spoke now, and I didn't see any wave forming. Yeah, so, um, if that's the case, I hope you understand whatever I'm saying. And it's not just weird. Anyways, for the person that drinks only milk, I don't know why you would do that, to be honest. Like, growing up, milk was quite nice. But now, it tastes like... It tastes like shit. And fun fact, I don't think humans are not... No animal at all is supposed to take milk after childhood. That's why some people are lactose intolerant. And I am, for some reason, about 30% lactose intolerant. So my body just chooses when it wants to be lactose intolerant. And I have the maddest cramps. For 90% of the time, or about 80% of the time, it doesn't happen like that. Anyways, to the next question, because my audio interface is going to piss me the fuck off now. I pee in the bed all the time. Yeah. So, I mean, if I didn't experience this growing up, yeah, I would have cheated you. I would have abused you. Don't forgive me. But don't mind me. I'm just messing around. Yeah, if you pee in the bed all the time... Because I actually... This is something I can relate to. I did that up until I was about 10 years old, yeah. So, yeah, some days I just pee in the bed. And it's quite embarrassing. It was quite embarrassing because that time I felt like I was old enough not to. And it was... I'm trying to, like, share my story so that you don't feel that bad you get. So, some days you tell me... Like, it was really bad for me, to be honest, yeah. Because imagine going and carrying your bed outside when your friends are there. Like, nobody ever had a conversation with me because it was hidden, you understand? But, like, you can imagine the stress of it. So, it's something I can relate to, you understand? And, like, it was that bad that I started, like, feeling anxiety. Having anxiety when I wanted to sleep was, like, this was something I fought for. Like, you understand? Like, when this wetting bed thing, like, it's not something that is in your control while you do it then. Some people are just lucky to not wet the bed, you understand? And me, I was quite unlucky because there was one thing I didn't do. I think I was European, but regardless, yeah, like, even the days I didn't pee, I would even try not to drink water. You know how much, how hard and how difficult it was as a kid, you know, to do that kind of thing? Yeah, so, like, it was bad for me. So, I started sleeping with anxiety because I knew, like, everybody was always mad at me and stuff. And I think I was around that period stopped because I couldn't, like, sleep deeply anymore. I feel like it's a matter of sleeping deep, yeah? So, if you're a deep sleeper, you tend to let your body go. I think you're less, you don't have as much stresses when you sleep. So, you just kind of, like, let yourself go. That's what I feel, like, again, I'm not a doctor and it might be a medical thing instead of a mental thing or a thing you can fix. You should also try, I don't know how you can do it, because I feel like you might feel some type of way talking to people about it. But for me, what worked for me, and it might look like, oh, it wasn't, I was still young, but guy, trust me, I didn't feel young at the time and I was looking for a solution every time. I tipped my fucking dick, like, I don't even want to, I used to do it, guy, bro, I still twerk. Anyways, yeah, so, like, I think you should try and just, yeah, so, one thing I might tell you to do now is maybe set alarms, like, very, very annoying alarms that can wake you up. Being a deep sleeper sucks, though, because I don't think alarms might be, it might easily wake you up, but anything that can wake you up, even if it's people around you, to wake you up at intervals, yeah, I think your body will start getting used to waking up and not sleeping deeply, but you need to be afraid of something, you need to actually want to, I think you need to actually want to do that, but I don't know what to help you do apart from that, to be honest. I wish you good luck on you finding the solutions to this, but if you stress yourself for, like, a year or two, trust me, I feel like it's something that can go if it's not a medical issue. It is just a matter of, I think, deep sleep, to be honest, because I stopped sleeping deep at that time, like, I don't sleep deep at all. If you enter my room, I know, at that time, I think I was a very, very deep sleeper, so I feel that that's what happens, like, your body just lets go. That is my own opinion on the whole thing, and I wish you good luck, man. The last one, actually, it's so weird, because I wanted more confessions, yeah? I thought it was going to be a funny episode, but nobody's sending me anything that's funny. Nobody's sending me anything, it's only serious, serious stuff, and I pay my taxes, and I don't eat vegetables. I don't know what's wrong with you. I have so many people on my contact list, but nobody sends me anything. Anyway, act dumb for attention. It's dumb on mine. I don't think my voice came out, so let me repeat what I said. I don't know anybody that is dumb on my contact list, so it's either me or you are just me, or we are not like that, because I don't think that I know anybody that acts dumb. Dumb for attention, that one is a serious thing. Like, why do you feel the need to act dumb for attention? Like, is there, like, a reason? Is it that, is it that, like, there are so many things that can lead to this, but I can't necessarily bring one that would actually fit the perfect scenario in my head, so. Why do you feel the need to act dumb for attention? I don't think you need to change yourself for any of that. I don't think you need to change yourself for anything, except maybe that is you. That is yourself. You acting dumb. But I feel it's kind of weird. I don't think you should actually try to make people feel like they are dumb, because that's when they want to use our magic to hit you, yeah? I'm trying to remove something from my keyboard. I'm obsessed with making that distraction. Anyways, I don't think you should act dumb. I really do not think you should act dumb in front of people. I don't know why you feel the need to do that. People want to hit you, and when you're acting dumb all the time, trust me, you start to feel dumb, because that's how we work, to be honest. If you, for example, now you start to talk to people, and you are trying to be calm with your voice, you just realize that you can't, because this is something I've experienced, you can't raise your voice anymore. So that's how you be. You think you are acting dumb, but at the end of the day, you actually become really dumb. Anyways, I don't know what else to say, but please act yourself. Don't be somebody else for anything, to be honest. Attention. Why do you want attention? If you want attention, I feel this is also a girl. I don't know why. But if you want attention, I mean, probably start influencing or something. And for girls, it's easier. If you're a fangirl, that's even a plus-plus for you. Get attention there. But acting dumb, I don't know how acting dumb gives you any attention, to be honest. Except you're a girl, because I can imagine, yeah, some guys want to take advantage of that, like, they start to, like, talk to you more and stuff. But anyways, that is the end of this confessional episode. So, honestly, subscribe. Yeah, subscribe to my WhatsApp. Send in other confessions. I don't know if more comes in. I would probably do another episode. How many minutes is this? 13 minutes 30. Mamomi, I have work to do. All right, bye-bye.