DND session 1 Part 3

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Just so everyone knows right now, well, in the top left, there's a little thing that looks like a dice. You'll click that in your roll. And then you can add your number to your dice roll automatically. That's a 17 for me. You got a six. So right now, my guy is making finger guns and just putting them everywhere. 16. Yeah. Frank, Frank, I have a question. What are the people in the crowd doing as I'm pointing the guns up at the crowd, the finger guns? Hey, Sarah. Hey, you want one? I'm going to hold down a weird-looking bottle that has a needle on the end. Do you want one? Come on, we have some fun in that. Oh, come on. You know I'm not going to use it. I don't need it. But someone's got to use it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm talking with my teammates. Come on, Sarah. What have we been through? It's been four and a half years. Like, do you not trust me at this point? Like, okay, but like... That's fine. That's fine. Okay, okay. But like, please, use it. Use it. They're a little bit too far, you know? Okay. You can do magic, too? He can do magic. Hey, hey, hey. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. He can do magic. I want to experiment on him. I want to experiment on him. Okay. You can move 50 feet. Okay. You were right here. It would be 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Do you have 30 or 25? Each one of those dotted boxes is 5 feet. Yeah, you can have six boxes. I'm not... Okay, okay. Are you done, Ash, or do you have an action you want to do? No, yeah, see, I'm going to say... Ooh, ooh. I'm going to try this bad boy. I'm going to reach out under my back, and I'm going to pull out this giant rifle. I'm going to aim it at Preston. Okay, well... I'm sorry, I jumped the gun on my turn. It's fine. It's fine, it's fine. I didn't actually pull it out yet. It was a joke. All right, all right. So... Okay, give me one second. I have 20. No, the Haragon is another additional. It's fine. Okay, okay. So it's my turn. I'm going to reach into, like, right on my back and pull out this large black rifle with a scope on it. I'm going to open the scope, and I'm going to aim right at Preston, and I'm going to shoot. Okay. Does that work on critical? I'm a little bit further than 60 feet. I'm at, like, 65. That's not, that doesn't work. It's 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65. What do you mean? Oh, yeah, no, it's an actual 20. Okay, so it's a crit, so I do crit damage, right? That's double dice. 13 damage. That's 13 damage to Preston. I'm fine. I'm going to be like, well, this works. I look at it, and I'm going to put it out in front of me. I'm going to look at it. I'm going to, like, un-chamber the rifle round. I'm going to un-chamber, re-chamber nothing. I'm going to put it back on my back. I'm going to go, mm-hmm. I'm going to take out an O-pen. I'm going to write, like, a check mark next to it and be like, that works. All right. Let's see. I think there's one of these, and the bullet hole just disappears. Oh, I just normal bullet. I haven't even started experimenting on those yet. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Yes. All right. Bonus action hides behind Callie. Yeah, behind Callie. Oh, 10. 10 feet, two boxes. Not. It's up to the DM and how he plays the game. I play for style points, so if I would consider it to be stylish, I would allow it, but I digress. All right. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right. Take the long way. All right. All right. Oh, I wouldn't be talking. Natural 20. So, that's going to be double damage dice. Roach. All right. Just littering the floor around him with things out of his pockets as he's looking for something to use. And then his hand, like, hits something on his side, and he's like, oh, I got you, buddy. All right. No, but it, yeah, it would be on his turn. Is it my turn now? Okay. I'm going to take out the two swords on my hip, and I'm going to press a button, and I'm going to launch the grappler hook right here, and I'm going to expel. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, and I'm going to expel one of my airbursts to slash down with both of my weapons as I spin rapidly. Which, if I hit, deals critical damage. No, actually, I'm aiming for, I'm aiming for Preston. Oh, okay. It's not natural, but it's, yeah. It's fine. Let him do it. Let him do it. Because it would go, it would be against what, the roll to hit or my damage? It's or, so it's one or the other. I'm going to roll his bardic inspiration dice, and then it takes that off of the damage that I'm doing to him. Yeah. No, no, no, no, not that, not that, like, yeah, yeah. So, okay, yeah, so you say that you're using it, so you're saying those words. So he doesn't want to help. So, so as I'm coming, spinning around the corner now, I'm spinning with my blades ready to hit you. I, like, get distracted for a quick second, but I still hit you anyway. For seven, I aim right at your shoulder blades. And then I look and see if I have any bonus actions. Ooh, I'm going to use it on the next turn. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. That is the end of my turn. That is the end of my turn. Anyway, I should actually be here. All right, gotta go. Okay. Are you aiming at me with this spell? Oh, no, but you're using the heat metal, right? Yes. Yeah, that, you said that before. Although, what makes the spell be dispersed? That's the only thing? Or are you passing out, I'm assuming? So on his turn, he has to just make a con save. Okay. Seraph. Seraph! Ooh, are you talking to me, or are you talking to him? Me, I'm a human. Because it also hits Callie, right? Oh. What save is it? No, Constitution is my best. That's hilarious. 18. So it hits you and your ally for max damage, and it hits me and Seraph. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Roll that damage. I have nine health points left. Oh, wait, shit, fuck. Frank, Frank. Okay, okay, we're good. We're good. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, that was for the first one. That was for the first one. I'm going to make it, I'm going to, one second, Frank. I'm at nine. Okay, Frank, give me one second. Okay, okay, ready? Frank, Frank. I didn't think I'd have to do this so soon. I'm going to look at the camera, and I'm going to say, get a load of this guy, taking himself out. Bruh. And I'm going to look back at him. Okay. I'm at nine, yeah. Yeah. I'm, I, okay, I am using my bonus, I am using a reaction from my ODM gear called Burst Dodge. I take no damage. I take no charges, which is fine. And I dodged 10 feet this way. That is a miss. No. Okay. Boy. I'm going to put my swords away. I sheathed the, oh, I do, I, I can, but it's what happens after that's more fun. I sheathed the swords that I used to control my ODM gear. I'm going to take out my hand, just my hand, and I'm going to point a finger gun at Callie. And I'm going to say, oh, boy, this is going to be so much fun. I finally get to see if this works. I'm going to aim. I'm going to, I'm going to push the, he's going to push his thumb down and he's going to go pew. And I'm going to go hit. Fuck. No. So what happens, I said pew, but it like fizzled out before it left my fingers. So right now I'm not focused on the battle anymore. No, I'm good. So right now he's too focused on trying to fix what went wrong. Reaction. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, all right, fine. That's fine, roll the hit. Wait, why are you rolling at, why, why, yeah. Why are you rolling at advantage? Three does not hit. Seven also does not hit. Yeah, add your strength modifier. So seven plus your strength is. Yeah, that doesn't hit. Yeah. So, so you, so you're swinging your hand axes at me I look at the last second I go, and I like roll underneath them. I like bend over backwards so they just like slide right over my face. And I come back up. I like stand back up and I go, it's really rude. Trying, I'm out here trying to fix this wonderful invention. And I can't even do that. I'm going to point my finger gun right at her face. I'm going to put my finger guns down. I'm going to pull out both swords. I'm going to use bonus action I'm going to attach my line right behind Callie. I'm going to use. I'm gonna, I'm going to use my momentum to launch myself outwardly this way. Then retract my thing to pull in this way. Because I'm using the gear. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Um. Okay, right. So, so you figure I'm going to watch myself out this way retract myself in this way and then use my verse charge to double swing spin at her neck. It's critical damage. Does that hit. Nine damage. So, once once the blades make contact after Kelly falls down the blade shatter. Yeah, no, I made sure I made. I made sure to to turn the blade, so I didn't decapitate, but there's the blades do shatter after this 1. And I. I salute. I stand at attention I salute the fallen, and I say, this is a fine battle. Treat your injuries well. Let's work together. I'm going to turn towards control standard attention and salute. Thank you, sir. With your permission, I would like to go back to my lab to research. Thank you, sir. I'm going to, I'm going to salute and I'm going to leave. Thank you, sir.