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The hosts discuss various places that are not suitable for a first date. They mention that Cheesecake Factory and Red Lobster might not be good choices. They also talk about the difference between breakfast and brunch, with the only distinction being mimosas. They agree that Starbucks, coffee dates, and ice cream dates can be considered as good first date options. However, they strongly advise against taking someone to a family function on a first date. And we're back, right here on the Unemployed Mirai Doc and Larry P. Still trying to get through this entire list. Ladies, right now, y'all winning us. I'm not going to lie to you fellas. It don't look good. It don't look good for you. We left off that Red Lobster. I think through 11 items on this list, I think the only two that we were like, the ladies definitively are wrong, might be Cheesecake Factory and Red Lobster. Cheesecake Factory and Red Lobster. I don't want to agree, but Chili's is fire. Chili's is fire, but Chili's is not a date. Really? Especially a first date. You can't do first dates on the street corner. Them spicy Chipotle chicken tenders. That's the thing. If you on a date and you order chicken tenders. Ah, well, don't come to me with Chili's. Don't come to me with Chili's. You cannot be over the age of 29. I swear to God. You cannot be over the age of 29. Don't come to Chili's with me, my boy. You cannot be over the age of 29. Because I am getting the chicken tenders. I will go to Chili's with you. We just went out on our first date. Let's get the Honey Mustard. Can I get the Honey Mustard, please? Please get the Honey Mustard. If you get it without the Honey Mustard, you're doing it wrong. I'm going to try to go fast on the rest of these. A buffet. I feel like, I feel like they're wrong. If, no. Which buffet? That's very general. If you tell a girl you're about to take her to Golden Corral. Yeah. If you're taking her to Golden Corral, but you know they have some very nice buffets now. Buffets at Stakes. No. Any buffet? None? There's not a single buffet you can think of that you're like, that's a nice-ass buffet. A cruise ship. Well, now you're taking her on a cruise ship. No, that's the only buffet I find appropriate. Okay, well. Nope. Nope. What fellas? Still losing. Uh-huh. Women are absolutely correct on this one. I like a good breakfast date. So, here's the thing. You know, brunch is in. No, brunch, brunch, brunch, brunch. It's brunch a day. Brunch is a date, but brunch ain't a breakfast date. Don't get them twisted. I'm confused. Like, there's something about the, the, the, the, the innocence of a breakfast date. You know what I'm saying? You go down to Cafe South, Cafe South down there on Arrowwood. It's like, that's breakfast. Mm-hmm. That's a breakfast date. I'm in there with, with Lucille and her grandkids. But it's not, see that's the thing. That's not a brunch date. Brunch try to make it cool for like people to actually like go out and like, you know, so they wasn't sitting next to these old people. Come out here to brunch, get some unlimited mimosas. I don't want unlimited mimosas when I go to breakfast. I want unlimited coffee. Here's the thing. And that's the only difference between breakfast and brunch. The only difference between breakfast and brunch. A lot of people think it's the time. There's only one difference and it's mimosas. And that's what they try to make it. If the restaurant serves mimosas, it is now brunch. I don't care if it's 7 a.m. Mm-hmm. If you're having a mimosa, you're at brunch. You're not at breakfast. Brunch trying to make breakfast hip. And I don't need a hip breakfast. I just need regular brunch. Brunch is a hip breakfast. Brunch is a mimosa. Brunch ain't a-ha. You got one bottle of Andre and you put it next to your omelet and now it's brunch. Nope. That's it. Brunch ain't a-ha. Brunch ain't a-ha. A-ha can't do brunch. Exactly. But then you look at something like Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel trying to serve mimosas. I mean, but Cracker Barrel, that's another breakfast spot though. But is it a date? Can you legitimately take somebody on a first date to Cracker Barrel? In the morning time, yeah. I think that's the perfect date to be completely honest. First point. First date. Yes. Get it out of the way. Early in the morning and you decide. And that way I can figure out, ooh, I really do like this girl. Ooh, I really do like this guy. I wouldn't be mad if he asked me to go to the movies with him. We can go catch a matinee. Ooh, have breakfast with a matinee? Yeah. Save a little money. Wow, you're a cheap date. Save a little money. Be smart. Because the next thing on this list is Denny's. And no. No. No. I know I said breakfast, but Denny's ain't it. Brothers, please do not take those women to Denny's. Next, the gym. It just depends on y'all goals in life. But as a date? If y'all both gym rats? But what you and the gym did? Are we here to canoodle or are we here to work out? You learn a lot about somebody by watching them work out regularly. But that ain't no date. I just went to the gym. The purpose of a date is to learn about the person that you're pursuing. OK. You can learn about somebody by watching the way that they work out. OK. Church. No. Church can't be a date. No. That's kind of sacrilegious. I feel like it's borderline inappropriate. Yeah. Now, here's the thing. It's kind of like encouraging sex before marriage. But here's the thing. How do you interpret this? Because, you know, I've been in a situation where, you know, you're talking to a young lady. You know, you know, whoop-de-whoop, whoop-de-whoop. And she says, hey, you should stop. You should come by my church. And you say, yeah, yeah, I'll come by and you can go to the church. You know, is that the gateway to dating? Or is that she's just inviting you to the church? I don't know, man. It also depends on her position in the church. Like, inviting me to your church and you're just a patron. But inviting me to the church and you're a deacon. Like, those are two different positions. You invited me to the church and you're a deacon. Like, first of all, I can't even sit with you. And then second of all. I'm in the back watching you. Yeah, I'm watching you. Like, are you inviting me here to boast? And then after that, like, you know, now I'm just arm candy. Hey, y'all, this is my boyfriend. Hey, y'all, this is my friend. That's the weirdest thing about going to stuff like that. Like, you invite me to church with you or not with you. Because if you're in the choir and I'm in the crowd, that's different. But like, now you're introducing me to people. Like, hey, Pastor James, this is Doc. You know, I invited him to come out to the church. Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are you introducing me to people now? Are you trying to invite me to Jesus? Or are you trying to invite me to you? I'm confused. Both. Well, is it? The church girls be the freakiest. I'm going to group the next three together. Starbucks, coffee dates, ice cream dates. Yes. Yes. All those are dates? Yes. You group that in with breakfast, don't you? Honestly, I group it in with breakfast. But slowly in a different aspect. You know, a coffee date is a... It's something, same thing. Get it popping off in the morning. Especially Starbucks, man. Starbucks, like, they have the feng shui. They got the atmosphere. You can sit down. They got all different types of cool cedar-y. I don't even know if that's a word. But they got all the seasonal stuff, man. Yeah, Starbucks is fire. I think I agree with you. And I disagree with the ladies on this one. Like, I think that's a good, cheap date. Like, you can talk. You can enjoy your little coffee or your ice cream. Like, you know, you can go on a very nice date to Cold Stone. Go to Cold Stone. Get you an ice cream bar. Y'all talk. Get to know each other. Maybe that's your setup for that expensive date that you want. You don't want to come off off the bat shooting threes. Maybe you want to work your way around the offense. See if she is worth it for you. I need my first shot to be a free throw. Facts. Alright, so the next word. Family function. That cannot possibly be a date. That ain't no first date. You cannot invite somebody for the first time. If that's a first date, that's your cousin. Facts. Or, or, or your cousin might holler. Because that's the problem when inviting somebody over to a real family function. I don't know how y'all families operate. Nephew, that's you? Nah, that can't be you. This is your first time bringing her around. Nah, I'm not bringing her with my nephew. You with my nephew? Nah, nah, nah. You need to be with somebody like me. My nephew ain't even got no money. Because you know what she's going to do? You're going to be like, they come over, they'll holler. They'll be like, oh shoot. You know what I'm saying? How long are you going to talk? They'll say, well, this is the first time we've hung out. Oh, really? At that point, you know, you ain't even got a brand to get. He told you about me? He told you about me? You know, they call me B. Royce. You know what I'm saying? You know, I kind of run things around. And that's another thing as well. Like, unless you know that you the Casanova in your family, don't bring her around. Because you don't want to bring somebody, you don't want to bring a woman that you're trying to pursue, you don't want to bring her around optionally. Because at this point, this is your first date. She barely knows if she wants to be with you yet. Facts. Facts. And then the other thing is, she might be there with you because she thinks you cute. Who are people who look like you? The old guys. The old guys in there? Yep. And she seen him and she said, oh, wow. Oh, I thought he was cute. And then I saw B. Royce. Wow. What? And then a year later, she had to wait. How'd you meet Royce? Oh, yeah. You know, I was actually there with Steve. And then I met Royce. And I said, I've seen Steve, but I've really seen Royce. Or, or, you actually, you and the girl, young lady, do kick it off. And then you get married and you find out she does have a closer relationship with some of your cousins than you thought. You know? Royce be coming in there like, oh, girl, you look good. Hold on. You know, let me go ahead and get that, uh, that mascara you like. I'm like, how does he know this about you? How does he know? How does Royce know so much? And she said, me and Royce go back way back. Since when? Man, you know how it is, man. You know, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Royce be going back. All right, uh, movie night. I feel like this goes in with the house. The house, yeah. No. No. Uh, somewhere that requires a long drive. See, that, that's kind of weird. That's real bad. It's weird. It's weird. Because, first of all, where are we going? Because if somewhere that requires a long drive, where are we going? Like, what's the purpose? Like, it's like, A, when I hear that, it's like, hey, do you want to get in the car and ride with me? Or, do you want to go to the mountains in Asheville or something like that? Well, see, there's the question, though. Because you said anything domestic ain't a guarantee. Now, what if, you know, I'm trying to think of which part. I want to take you to this nice spot in Atlanta. That's a three-hour drive. It's a three-hour drive from where we at. Six, really. So. You got to come back. You got to come back. Now, you know. That's another thing about that long drive. What if. What if things don't go well? You know, what if, like, y'all start going there, y'all get three hours, three hours into the location, you realize you don't really like that girl. Or she don't like you. Like, poetic justice. Like, you know what I'm saying? They got her in that doggone mail truck. And Jenna Jackson ain't like that boy. We might need to do that on Terrible Classics. We definitely need to do it, because I think that's a terrible movie. That. We got to bring the terrible. Terrible Classics will be coming back. Terrible Classics is terrible. We only got a couple more things. Bowling. I disagree, baby. Bowling is a great first date. I think anything competitive. Bowling, Topgolf, all that could be a date. Because I'm going to tell you one thing that you will learn about me if we go on a first date bowling. I'm not letting you win. I'm killing. Nightclub. That is not a date. Not a date at all. That's an invitation for whoever you brought in to leave with somebody else. Or that's an invitation for you to bring her there, and then you leave with somebody else. Because you can't even interact. I've never, like, I won't say never. I have gone to the club with someone I am with. And I did not truly, really enjoy myself any of those times. Because you got two options. You could be a general population, which is a pain. Because you in a crowd of people and now you trying to, you know, shuffle on over to try to get to the bar. Or you can get a section. But when you're in a section, it's like, I'm going to play all this money and sit here with you and stare at people. Like, it's weird. The clubs in general are weird. And so you don't want to be weird in a place you can't even talk to somebody. Which goes into the hookah bar. That's a first date. Especially if she's like, if y'all both like hookah. Yeah, that's first date. Why y'all can't hookah? That's like, that's basically, that's basically like going out for drinks. With hookah. With a bar just for drinks. I think it's the same thing. Same thing. Just without the hookah. Does she like drinks? If she like, if, if any woman want to date me, you gon' like drinks. Waffle House is not a date. Nah, it ain't no date. But what if, does that not qualify for your breakfast option? Waffle House ain't, IHOP, Cracker Barrel, it has to be some, same thing with like the, the Chili's and the Olive Garden. A five gotta be a five. We know what Waffle House is. Waffle House is a five being a five. Waffle House is a one being a one. Yeah. They know what they are. You know, you know what time it is. You know what they are, they know what they are. And you also know that you ain't taking nobody there for the, like, when you go, when you think about breakfast, you ain't like, hey, I want to go get Waffle House. So the last one is sporting a big, which I only think of the issue of the other person doesn't like sports. That is correct. Cause I think that's a, that's a key. Like you, cause I think when I look through all of this, I think where y'all missing the point is, you like what you like. Yeah. If you a one being a one, five being a five, you know, et cetera. Like you can't be trying to get people to like the things that you like and think they just gon' like it. Maybe you just don't like Cheesecake Factory. That don't mean they're wrong with the Cheesecake Factory. The women that made this list don't like God. They don't like drinks. They don't like sports. And they don't like you. Hell, I don't think they like to eat. But as we talked about at the top of the show, what is the criteria to be able to contribute to this list? If you single, we probably don't need your opinion on this whole topic. Right. Maybe I should ask the people who are happily in relationships, what their thoughts are on what is an appropriate first date. And usually if you ask people that are happily in relationships or happily married, they will tell you everything on this list could be a first date. It's the item for everyone.
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