Lil Woody - 1

The podcast discusses various topics, including relationships and the importance of paying child support. The hosts debate whether it's acceptable for a woman to wear her ex's basketball shorts and whether men should be held more accountable for child support. They also discuss the consequences of not paying child support, including potential jail time and the impact on the children involved. Thanks. You are now tuned into the most ignorant podcast in America. This is the unemployment line. I'm the DLK and I'm sitting here with my main man, Larry P. What you got to say, my man? So, let's paint this scenario right quick. You, you've been talking to this girl. Y'all dating. You know what I'm saying? Y'all, you know a good little bit about her. Um, and she ain't no sports fan. She don't know nothing about sports. She don't got a lick of nothing about sports. And you know, eventually, you know, y'all been chilling. You done spent a couple of nights around with her and all this stuff. But then all of a sudden you see her like start and her night gear, her night gear started to change. You know, she put lots of basketball shorts. And you're like, where'd them come from? Are you like really questioning it? Are you wondering like where the basketball shorts came from? Or are you just like, you know, it is what it is. Okay, now there's so many different directions I could take on that. I feel like what you're trying to insinuate is, you know, that's some dude's shorts. But I take that also as, you know, you may have reached a level of comfort when the night gear has changed. It's like, you know, I don't have to be wearing my nice night clothes. Let me go ahead and dig to the back of that crate and get that old Eastside high school short pants that I normally would wear if a man wasn't over here. Like it could be a situation like that. What if it's the, if your girl- What if I had two ex? If your- I got questions. If your girl start wearing clothes from her ex that she kept. No. You let it rock? No? No. What if it's like, this is like two or three exes ago. No. And she loved the basketball shorts. No. You don't let her rock them? For what? She's not in love with him no more. She in love with you. His junk have been in them shorts. Man, at this point, it's two years old. That junk has disappeared. She don't watch them. She can't watch. She don't watch the smell of it out. Name her basketball shorts now. You ain't letting her rock the basketball shorts? She love them. It's comfortable. What's the issue with it? Tell me that. Like, what's the issue with the fact that like, she rocking the basketball shorts and you know they ain't yours. And you know she would never buy them at home. Like, so you- She don't wear none of my basketball shorts. So you know, you know- I got shorts. You know for sure. I got Nike, Jordan. Is that what you do? Puma. Is that what you do? Do you give her a pair of your basketball shorts? She'll be like, start wearing these? Yes. What if your basketball shorts ain't as comfortable as his? I don't like this, man. I don't like this line of questioning. You know what I mean? What if your basketball shorts ain't as comfortable as his? Like, she's like, oh cool. Like, you give her a pair of yours. She may wear yours one night, but then eventually you keep, you start seeing them old basketball shorts keep falling in real quick. Right back in them same shorts. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Do you start, do you start, do you start pushing her like, you need to get rid of them shorts or, you know what I mean? Or, I mean, I think you gotta let her keep wearing them. Something like just happened to the shorts while I'm doing laundry. Nah, she already know that's what's up. Nothing might just happen to him. Nah, she know that's what's up. She know you did it. That's sabotage. You know what I'm saying? Oh, bleach all over the shorts. I think you gotta keep her, I mean, bleach ain't gonna stop her from wearing them. No, somehow I got, they got caught up in the spin cycle. Come on, G. You really don't. There's a big gaping hole right there in the leg. You really ain't gonna let her wear no comfortable basketball shorts that she like? What are we talking about this week on the unemployment line? Wow, that's crazy. You know what I'm saying? Wow, that's crazy, G. We gonna talk about good old keeping your black A out of these courts. Please stay out of court, man. It ain't for us. Court is not for the black man or the black woman, but mostly the black man because y'all just be doing stupid stuff. Now y'all gotta figure out a way to stop. Stop. I'm not gonna say stop breaking the law. I'm gonna just say stop getting caught doing it because I can't stop y'all from doing the wrong thing. All I can do is I can just say, don't get caught. Like be smart, be smarter. You know, you got, a lot of stuff done happened in the past this year, over the past year. One of the most iconic things that happened was the man with the suspended license. And he zoomed in on his court case for the suspended license. But you also have to go back. Like, okay, so this is a good place to start. Simple things, simple things, simple things. Juicy J said it very well when, in a song called Baby Mama. You say no to ratchet P, juicy JK. Was he in the process of that? What he forgot was his other piece of advice himself, which was child support can burn like torch when you get behind on payments. And one of the original reason why that man was out here with the suspended license is because this man was behind on child support payments. So here's the thing. It's not just about not committing crimes. Y'all need to not make decisions or be mindful of decisions that you are making that may land you in court. Because one of those things could be you decided that you're gonna rendezvous with a young lady, she end up pregnant, and then you decide, well, we ain't gonna be together and I'm out. That's between you and your doctor. I think at the same time, I think. Now, as they say back in Charleston, now she done put you on the green and you gotta make your child support payment. I think a lot of women should hold more. I think another issue with this is, and I'm not attacking the ladies, but I do think a lot more women should start holding men more accountable for child support when it's not being paid. Because what happens is you end up in situations like these where men aren't paying child support because they forget, I could go to jail for this. A lot of women be like, I'm gonna put my man on child support and then he not pay it. And then they be like, okay, well, you know, I ain't even gonna sweat it like that. No, y'all should sweat it. Y'all should send these men to jail for not paying child support. Because if that's the case, more men will pay child support or more men would think twice about having a kid because they'd be like, I don't wanna go to jail if I get put on child support. A lot of men just be out here like, you know what, I'm gonna be a deadbeat. I'm about to buy these new Nikes. I'm about to do all this stuff. And you know, my baby mama can take care of my kids. She ain't gonna send me to jail. I don't think people who are not, we talked about this when we were discussing Nick Cannon. I don't think people realize like the day-to-day costs of having kids, just like little stuff. Nick Cannon's kids had a meet and greet for Father's Day. A meet and greet with him? Mm-hmm. Like he was walking around like he was a political candidate? Yeah, it was like, you know, I guess they all came together and it was like- Hey baby, I'm daddy. How you doing? Oh, daddy, good to meet you. Yeah, it was like a shared time, a shared little time. I got all my kids with me, but you know, I can only spend so much time with all y'all. You got a speed date with your daddy. Yeah, you gotta, I'm sorry, your time is up. It's like them Chris Brown pictures that he'd be taking with his fans and stuff. All right, now come on. Come on. The assistant's coming in. All right, this is your seven-year-old. He's in second grade. Here's his report card, and here are his likes and dislikes. Go ahead, you guys have at it. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Okay, and you're up next, little Rondell. Yeah, little Rondell's just sitting over there like, ooh, I can't wait to see daddy. Okay. Don't remember, little Rondell. You only have 10 minutes. Okay, okay, okay. You get one hug and one high five. That is it. All right. And one, two, three, click. All right, and we're gonna post that, and we'll tag you on social media. Toodle-oo. So yeah, I mean, I think, you know, I think a lot of people forget that they could go to jail for child support, which I'm not, I just, and I get it. It's hard sometimes. And the jail wasn't, and some people disagree with that being the policy. The question would be if you couldn't go to jail, how are you gonna hold these people accountable for paying their child support? Yeah, what would be the punishment? Like, what is the alternative? Because they've made up in their mind they ain't gonna be there. They're not gonna live there. They're not gonna live close. They're not gonna help you with groceries. They're not gonna help you with clothes. Like, all they're trying to do is pop in at the holidays to take pictures and post it on their social media to say, you know, hashtag girl dad. And, but they ain't there. Because then maybe the logic is, I don't want to ruin his life. He's obviously ruined. I mean, what did he do to yours? He's obviously ruining yours. I'm not saying he ruined your life by y'all having a kid. But what I am saying is he's made your life significantly more difficult. He's not making it easier. By having the child with you and then leaving you on your own to figure it out. Yeah, he's not making your life easier. Can't your mama pick them kids up? Why can't you pick them kids up? Or maybe if he in jail, I can't get the child support. He ain't getting it now either. Well, and that was somebody, and that was like one of the arguments that was made. It was just like, all right, so they suspended a man's license because he ain't paying child support. Now how are you supposed to go to work? Well, points were made. However, all of this could have been avoided. Had he just been paying the child support. Depending on what city you live in, there's always a transit system that you can operate on. Also, you could just pay your child support and avoid being in court. Like when you leave these decisions up to the criminal justice system, you are subject to whatever they decide. Or you get a moped, because you don't need a license for those. But my bigger point is, generally speaking, y'all need to stay out of court. I'll give you a good example, meat mill. Meat mill's a great example of this. Meat mill was on probation and got in trouble for like something minor. And then ended up having to go to prison for something minor. And how all of this lines up is, him being involved in the criminal justice system in the first place. That level of involvement subjected you to being scrutinized to a point that you felt like it was unfair. Now scrutiny may have been unfair. However, when you leave things up to the judge, or you leave things up to the court, they might do something that you don't think is fair. Stay out of there. But for some people, it's not as easy as saying just stay out of there. Because some people are targeted. Okay. Some people do get targeted in a sense, where it's like, they try their best to stay out. But I guess whatever crowd they run around, whatever circle they in, whatever neighborhood they may live in, it's just hard to not stay out of there. It's hard to not be like, oh, cool. You know, oh, so you gonna take me to jail for jaywalking, huh? And you know, maybe I've been trying my best to stay out of here because I do have a record. And maybe I've tried my best because I know if I show up in here, you know, y'all gonna look at my rap sheet and be like, oh, he jaywalking now too? Yeah, just go ahead. You know, instead of slapping me on the wrist, y'all better give me, y'all better make me pay a fine for jaywalking. So some people get targeted. It's kind of hard for some people to stay out of there. Well, and so that's pretty much that. That kind of speaks to the situation with is he Lil Woody or YSL Woody? What is he going by now? I think we, let's just call him Lil Woody. All right, let's call, that's what's going on in the situation with Lil Woody. So we've talked a little bit about Young Thug being on trial, being charged with, in a RICO case. Young Thug getting out of, he getting out of jail. And there's a gentleman by the name of Lil Woody who has, it feels like, been testifying for a month or so now. And some of the things that he has said on the stand have been quite honestly hilarious. And other things that he has said on the stand speak to some of what we're talking about. This man said on the stand, listen, y'all keep pulling me in here and asking me questions. I'm gonna tell y'all whatever y'all need to hear for me to go. So I don't remember what I said because I was making it all up. I was like, that is wild. But that makes complete sense to me. I'm like, he has gotten himself in a situation he cannot get out of because of the people he's chosen to surround himself with, some of the decisions he's made. Even if he has decided since, in the last several years, like, I don't wanna involve myself in that no more. The damage has already been done. If you start paying child support now, but you haven't been paying it for the last three years, guess what, you behind. You in debt. So now they're catching you on back child support even though you're not up to date on your current bill. You need to pay the past due balance before we apply anything to the principal. Outstanding child support debt is wild. But that's the situation. That's what a lot of dude's situation is, is like, all right, man, I'm paying the child support. I ain't got money. She need to come get me. If she get me, she get me. Then it reaches a certain amount where it's just like, hey, you were back like two years behind on your child support. You gonna have to go to jail. Oh, I won't go to jail. What do I need to pay? And it's like, all right, well, this is the minimum you need to pay. And then you won't go to jail. What if they start putting child support on your credit score? Maybe that could be a... Well, I don't know if they do that, but what I do know is if you don't pay it, they'll garnish your wages. I mean, yeah, they can garnish your wages. And I think maybe they should start putting that outstanding balance on your credit report. Now, there's no reason why you should have outstanding child support debt, but you over here trying to buy a new car. You know what I'm saying? All right, all right. So we see everything looks good. Yeah, good debt to income ratio. Oh, no. And no, wait, ooh. He don't take care of his kids. Ooh. You need to go to JD Byrider. Ah, Julius, can you tell us about someone named JJ? Oh, the JJ, yeah, that's my son. Yeah, it says here over the course of the last two years, you owe thousands of dollars to JJ. You're not gonna be able to lease this Mercedes. Your baby mama living in an apartment and you over here trying to buy a five-bedroom house. Put child support on the credit at this point. When we come back, I wanna talk a little bit more about credit, it's the underplugged a lot.