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All right. Welcome back. This chair is loud. So I have no idea what I promised to do last week when I came back on the show. However, whatever it was, I lied because I have no clue what it was. So am I supposed to do it? I don't know. We'll probably talk about franchises that need to stop right now and that should have stopped a fat minute ago because they've been drugged to like everything. They're milked too much. You know, the normal stuff where I just, I don't know, monkeying around life is bananas. I don't know. I might talk about some weird things I've seen lately on the internet webs. Um, I don't know. I feel like this isn't a lot like, uh, I don't know. I feel like I could go in depth about it, but we're going to, we're going to quickly do some once I figure out how to, how I made this low. Is this quiet? Have I succeeded? I have now I'm big boom voice again. All right. All right. All right. We're going to run it back. Dude, there are frozen Gators in North Carolina like frozen. You know how much that hurts me? How come my room can't be freezing? I like it cold. They found frozen Gators, full frozen Gators where there are straight up pictures of frozen crocodiles. You know how crazy that is? And I've seen barbecue Gator me. I've seen little Gator nuggets and all that stuff. I have never seen a Gator sickle. So that's very much a new thing for me. Um, however, Gator sickle, funny moments, possible. Um, I don't know. It's dude, I liked it when it was cold. I wanted to get back to cold. I'm, I got my best outfits on. I finally get to wear these hoodies. I like the long sleeves, but no, like straight up. There are Gators that are frozen in the snow with light. Of course they got them little snouts out, but dude, they got to eat. I know I'd be see water boy taught us. Cause mama said that the reason that alligators is angry is cause they got all them teeth is and no toothbrush. So imagine how they feel when they can't even open a mouth to try to brush their teeth. All right, I'll be back in a sec and we're back. Um, first thing I'm going to do because I keep seeing it and it's getting more and more annoying is people acting like rock lobster is a new song. When that song is a classic of the new wave era, the B 52s came out swinging with that. Well, not really came out swinging, but it's one of their best, like well known songs. However, why is everyone acting like it is like brand new? We're like, Oh, I discovered this. You know, it's like I'm putting y'all onto this. Like, okay, there are three reasons and at least one of them should be checked off for you to know this song. Step one, you had parents who had good music taste. If your parents didn't play music around you, either they have no taste in music or they might have hated you. I, I can't say which cause I don't know him, but it's definitely one of the two. Another thing, uh, well, family guy had a whole huge bit around it that's been posted over and over and over and over and over all over places with Iraq lobster. That whole thing was a spoof of that song and it was like a super trending bit on a lot of different things. And three, just dance had it as one of the songs. How it dude, even if you didn't own any gaming stuff, people would still come up there, go on YouTube and post the songs and everything so that you could watch it and do the little dance moves. Even if you didn't have like the, uh, I think you had to have like a connect three 60 or something for it. Even if you didn't have the stuff, you still should know the song. It's a great song. Please stop acting like you just uncovered like a hidden record that had never been seen before. Listen to music. Oh my gosh. I'm so tired of songs. I like becoming trendy and everyone going, Oh, that's a song from tick tock. No, that's only existed like at least two decades before. So please stop ruining stuff. I love by making it cringy. Um, Ooh, but that's what we're going to talk about ruining stuff I love or we'll just series in general. They get milked too much and it kills it off. For instance, like the first two Robocop movies are dope, have some really cool concepts and everything. The third is, I don't even remember the third cause it was just, eh, the second one had some really cool stuff in it. The first one was awesome and iconic. Then they tried to reboot it and it sucked and, and they didn't learn anything because the reason why everyone loves the old Robocop is because of the big bulky crazy tech type thing. He was where it was like, there's no shot that this could be ever useful on the street, but it is. And that's what was funny. Cause you had this walking tank dude who could barely turn around, but he had like deadlock on. It was awesome. And they kept milking it. Another robo dude, they keep milking and they need to stop. Terminator. Terminator one. Awesome and epic. Terminator two surpassed it. Three. I don't know. But then all of a sudden, you know, like they keep trying to do it and Christian Bale is John Connor at one point, I think they just, they do too much with it and they need to let it go. Now all of a sudden, you know, like, Oh, there's all these different ones and it needs to stop because it's awful. The only good like spoof type thing that came from that, that I can think of was when fairly odd parents had that three part, uh, special where kiss the band was in it too. But there were a bunch of robots that had like black holes for mouths and you know, they were like terminators. Basically those dudes were cool. I liked that. I don't like that. They keep trying to milk the franchise. They need to stop trying to do fantastic for, you're not going to capture the, what made the original one's cool. And if they do try it, they're going to ruin both silver surfer, the thing, just basically every character. Well, I don't know. They might get the invisible shake, right? I don't remember her name. They might get it right though. But a human torch going to with it. Well, they had John Krasinski is that he could be pretty solid as that, I think they killed him off already. They would absolutely with Dr. Doom and Dr. Doom is one of the most OP characters there is. He is so insanely stacked and I like him. He looks cool. He literally has a piece of the crucifix that was like used to like, so Jesus could pay for us. He has part of that in his suit so he can fight even stronger demons and stuff. Bro is just overpowered. Silver surfer, same thing with him. I know they're going to like just, Ooh, one-off like they do with all these other like classic icons. Oh, footloose. They tried to do that mean girls. I don't get that. I'm not going to watch it. No, the class, the Lindsay Lohan one was funny enough. Like when I was a kid, it was funny enough. Like when I first watched it, probably wouldn't watch it again. But one of those like girly, girly movies that I would watch again, definitely clueless out of like the big three for white girl movies, you got legally blonde, which I think could be switched around with white chicks. Cause that movie hilarious. Love that movie. Classic. One of the funniest movies ever, but legally blonde or white chicks. You got mean girls with Lindsay Lohan and then clueless with whatever that blonde girl's name is. But clueless. Yeah. I'd watch that again. I wouldn't watch a remake though. It would never be as close to like that. Oh, the ladies ghostbusters remake that absolutely ate the floor because, well, it's just bad. It didn't do so well. And then the mummy. Now I think this is, this one made me sad. Cause this was when universal wanted to do like a home relaunch of the monster verse type thing. They had of the universal classics like Wolfman, Dracula, creature from the black Lagoon, the mummy. So they tried to do it instead of Brendan. Instead of Brendan, Brendan Fraser getting to play his role again, which he should have. Cause he was robbed from it. Cause he said, Hey yo, he tried to touch me. And then he got blacklisted cause he wasn't down to be, I don't know if I can use the words. So no, no square moments. But so he got it. He got robbed of that. Tom Cruise did it. I don't even, I don't think I actually watched that one because it didn't have Brendan Fraser, but that one failed miserably. So they started scrapping it. Then Guillermo del Toro is doing Frankenstein, which he'll finally make it look right now. Frankenstein is another one. I was actually going to talk about for being redone over and over and over and over. Okay. We're having a fire alarm actually. And there's going to be about a minute of silence before I started talking. I guess we got to leave. Don't worry. You got a song and a half. They might fix it. Or is it real or not? Well, yo, life is bananas. Yo, fire alarms going off. Hopefully someone pulled it. I don't smell smoke yet. Are we actually going to have to leave? Stop. Hey, yo, you never know what can happen on the radio. What can I say? What can I say? We got a song coming up for you. Some Judas Priest. So you don't have to hear the, actually can you hear it? I got a little bit of sound dampening in this room, but hopefully it don't do too much. This dude, you can't plan something like this. Why is it always my show that has weird stuff? Oh my gosh. They're actually making us leave. All right. See y'all soon. Sorry for the dead air. Guess who's back? It's me. I'm back. It's your boy, Monkey Man. I have actually no clue what happened, bro. They kicked us all out. We all huddled around the building because there's supposed to be safety tests this week. Uh, let me see. Did I actually turn everything back on to do this? All right. I think I did. Um, dude, I don't even have enough time to actually do the rants I was going to do. I'm, I'm very angry because dude, I was out here trying to bite firefighters dog. They telling me, dude, get away from the building light dog. I got a show to run. You feel me? I can't do this anymore. But so we're back inside. Um, I, I have no clue what happened. Perhaps a bagel exploded. Um, secret tunnel collapsed. And like, you know, we were trying to connect all the school buildings together to be traffic and everything. Um, perhaps the miners were using the dynamite. Um, I, I have no clue, but literally there was a firetruck and everything. Dog. I am actually super annoyed because dude, I was going to go off with the topic that I ended up bumping into today because remakes suck. And so do these dudes. I literally have this slot. This is all I got left. I got like five minutes, bro. I ain't got enough time to talk about this. I don't know what to talk about. Very, very upsetting spaghetti. Um, I don't know. It kind of botched everything that like, they even said I had to go like dog. If it's soundproof, I think it will be fireproof enough. And if not, dude, I got some water right here. Pour it on me. I'll be fine. Um, I should have left a recording or like, you know, the mics done to where you could hear what's happening. I mean, it probably would have been, it'd be 10 minute of fire alarm sound. Funny moment. Um, I don't know, but it is incredibly inconvenient to me and I'm actually quite quite frustrated because dude, I radio silence for 20 minutes, dog. They robbed me of 20 minutes of my beautiful speaking this, I don't know. Um, and then I'll have my phone in here. So like halfway down the stairs, I was like, how come my music ain't turned on? And then I realized I lost my phone. So I had to go back up and then people were like annoyed. And it's like, dog, firstly, I'm fat. It's going to take me a while to go downstairs because the elevator locks up. However, the elevator was on. No one else was taking the elevator. Dude, I got up here before the people who walked in here first, they were salty because they didn't think about it. I don't know, but honestly, three flights of stairs to come talk to y'all. Dude, y'all have been here type, you know, panting dying, possibly like eight, six raw eggs. I don't know anymore, dog. The little bit of structure I did have went out the window because the doodoo aid fire drill and everything. And then I tried to bite through the firefighter thing and they didn't like that. So they tried to turn the hose on me or whatever. It's just what it is. I don't know. I don't even think they got out those. I think they walked around and it was like something like. I don't even know, but I heard one girl talking, she thinks she knows what happened, but I ain't going to spread rumors, but I will say, dog. Y'all couldn't wait till the show was over. I got a room in my body. Y'all couldn't wait till 12 50 when the final rollout song is gone and I don't have to be in here talking. Disrespectful. I don't know. That is incredibly just due to AIDS timing. The one like, okay, no, because I did plan out what I was going to do for the Christmas special. The second time I actually have a plan, God laughs and goes, guess what? Fireball. And you know, I gotta be outside. At least it ain't too hot. It ain't a pretty day, but it ain't a hot day. So, you know, I wasn't melting dude. If this happened in like the summer, like my summer, but like, you know, late spring, like April when the sun's out all the time, dude, I wouldn't have left. It's going to be cold or where the fire's at than outside, dude. I'm not trying to melt, but no, incredibly inconvenient. And of course there's no one in the hour slot behind me. So, oh my gosh, you know what? Next time I think I might schedule a fire, huh? How about that? They want to kill my vibes, bro. Let's let's, I don't think I should continue this joke because if something actually happens, when I say it will happen, I'm going to jail for arson and I'd like to continue it as a hobby, not as a career. But, um, I don't know. Like, no, I didn't see no other building have the freak out. So it was clearly something in the building. If you want my news reporter speculation, I have none. I don't know. Cause they're like eight jokes I could make. I don't know which one would get me kicked off the radio or get me hit up with slander. So I'm just going to say, I saw a secret elf running around in the vents and, and, and they were smoking a little bit at a crack. Just, just a little bit. Not, not, not too much. They still had a couple of teeth and I ain't hit them too hard yet. They still making Keebler cookies in the, in the trees. But no, this isn't, I dude, I still got like three minutes of time to fill with this segment. And then I have another little three minutes. I can't talk about everything I was going to talk about. So now we got to bump it to next week, which would do that was going to be the one where I start talking. Well, nah, what day is Valentine's do I have any clue when stuff is no. Cause time doesn't exist. Time is doodle brain. What time is it, bro? Look up. Is it daylight or nightlight? You feel me? Dude, that's what it is. Time is funny moment because dog, why my car always five minutes ahead. I hate it. I've reset it like a billion times, but that's another story for a different day of how I wanted to drive him to. Speaking of time and fire, dude, I feel like I could have watched a movie with how drug out it was considering what happened or what didn't happen. Dude, no big smoke, no big fire. I probably could have watched Encino man again, which slaps like that movie a lot. I, I got to see it for the first time, uh, with me, my ma cause she really likes it. And she has a huge crush on a Brennan Fraser, which I think is one of the reasons why I saw the mummy so many times growing up. But dude, I liked that movie. That was funny. Why can't we bring back more cave people, bro? Hit me up Jurassic park. Dude, missed the entire concept. Bring me back some cave bros and some cave ladies. I'm going to say it like that, bro. I need me a chick who can throw a spear through a mammoth dog. Yo forget javelin team, bro. Dude, we win every field sport event ever. If we had some cave people like, you know, some true Neanderthal classics. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to let a song play. Okay. I think I figured out how to make the music go. Shut up. Um, all right. Well, we got a little bit of time to ourselves. Uh, but no, I'm, they robbed me, bro. I don't know. Quite disappointed. Uh, could have been worse. Could have been hot. That would have been very unfortunate because then it had been hot and I don't like that. Um, I got like two, three minutes left, bro. I am actually so upsetty spaghettis that I did not get to give y'all like a better show and that, you know, someone decided to set fire to a eucalyptus tree and throw a koala with chlamydia in, into a toaster. I don't know anymore. I can say chlamydia on the air, I think. So I don't think I'll get in trouble for that. Um, oh, I forgot to sign into, I didn't think I needed to do that. So much stuff. So little time, so little space. Make more time. Don't, if you don't believe in time, you're not bound by it. That's what Prince did. Cause he said he stopped selling, celebrating his birthdays and he's like, yeah, once you start counting days, your days are numbered. Dude, if you don't pay attention to time, boom, you're good. So if you don't believe in time, it doesn't believe in you until, I don't know, I was going to make a joke, but I don't even remember how he died. Um, I don't know, but bro stopped aging for a fat minute. Uh, who else stopped aging? The queen, but she ate babies. Uh, I don't know. Uh, I don't know anymore. I'm very much flustered cause you know, I was in the setup to go off about the whole movies doing nothing but reboots and milking things too much. I was going to talk about TV shows that did it too, but the feds had to come in and kill the radio station up because they hate that I'm speaking nothing but truth to the civilians, to the free minds, to whoever is in a Walmart parking lot right now eating a cheeseburger who happens to somehow get this on their radio station. I don't know. I got 15 seconds before I go. Uh, tune in next week when I do what I was going to do this week and talk about stuff. Yo, bye bye. Set fire to something in honor of the radio show. Not really. I don't know if you can hear me, so have fun doing it anyway.