draugr c***

Drewby and the speaker, feeling confident, decided to raid a beach despite being underpowered. They faced a devastating attack and were unable to evade it. One of them fell and the other charged in but also met the same fate. Drewby could have potentially saved them but was occupied with finding water to drown himself in. Riding high on confidence, Drewby and yours truly decided to raid the beach we had landed on for some booty. Facing the foes here would have been difficult, even at the best of times, as our power level was well under where it should have been. But, beach balls swinging and dragging behind us, we ventured onwards, even at night. Spoiler, it wasn't going to be us pillaging some firmly puckered booty. I was clipped by a devastating, unavoidable attack that was faster than the human eye could track. Of course I could see it coming, and with my unnatural speed and flair, I immediately took the appropriate evasive manoeuvres. It simply wasn't enough, and I found myself on all fours, gagging on Draugr cock, slowly fading into the void. Having seen his fallen comrade, and idol, Drewby valiantly charged into the breach, only to join me in the cold embrace of death, moments later. I mean, Drewby absolutely could have saved us, but was probably very busy finding the nearest source of water to drown himself in.