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hello and welcome to the shit show I am Jessica and to the left of me is the host with the most of nothing to do except for make this podcast for you the shit show but I'm Maya Jeremiah snuff whatever you want so here in the shit show we honestly have no clue what we're doing but we tried we're still figuring it out we have like give those and gadgets and we're learning and just try having fun that's why we call it the show right yep having fun I think I'm funny I know I'm funny I really don't know how can I call you funny how could you not know though we've known each other for a long time together you know that you're funny but I think you're funny because I helped make so we're learning about everything we're just probably gonna do random shit until we can find our groove of what we want to do so right now we are having fun and just enjoying it and then of course by the end of the show we'll tell you basically what our podcast some of it will be about the course of the show but so I mean how do you wanna do this you want to introduce us you wanna yeah go ahead all right I'm Jeremiah and Jessica is my kids mom we've known each other for a while 20 years ish well our son is gonna be 18 so yeah about 20 why can't you get our kids' birthdays right he's 17 he's not 17 he'll be turning 17 that's what I said no you said he'll be turning 18 okay well he'll be turning 17 and then you missed a December's birthday and you're like yeah she's only 13 no I said she was 14 14 um so but I don't want her to grow up quick well we don't even though she's got a mouth like me so I ain't gonna worry about it yeah she does have a mouth on her so we've known each other for a really long time we have cute kids together I am married my husband and Jared get along very well they do talk shit about me I'm sure what else I am a grandmother of three and no I'm not like 60 years old unless you ask my grandson and I really don't do shit so that's why I'm on the shit show exactly exactly so okay so tell us about you well is there really to tell I mean I'm single I work too much okay but now I mean other than our kids I mean my dogs are my world so so would you rather work less or be in a relationship hmm sometimes yes and most of the time no do you think that could you have your three-year plan yes which our daughter will turn 18 and she'll be out of school so your three-year plan is basically I mean I don't mind dating and getting to know but I don't want to get downright serious until she's 18 and for the simple fact I don't want to get with somebody and whoa there went my phone and things go real well for a while she gets attached to her and then shit falls apart and then our daughter has to watch me go through a breakup and I don't need that shit so I'll wait till she's 18 and then that's when I'll get real serious but I mean you never know you could meet somebody and but still I mean what I mean by seriously is like we ain't gonna move in together shit like that I mean we can hang out date do basically everything but and we'll meet at her place or she can come here so now of course they're gonna have to like dogs that's true and hair all over you don't wear black so what we're planning on doing is on March 24th that's when it comes out but we won't do it till the 25th but I worked that Saturday but that's okay because well I can't say that's okay because I worked last Saturday and thought I was only doing one and ended out working till 3 o'clock but either way whenever I get off we'll watch the first episode but we'll get that at the end but since we're talking about a little bit of relationship when you meet somebody or see somebody do you think that it's love or lust at first sight well yeah that's a big question because so what we're planning on doing is we're gonna be watching the new season of love is blind is it yes or no now there are so many shows out there where people are trying to get hooked up you know I don't think I need to mention that but I'm going to because you know you used to give me shit because of the shows I watch on television and I told you you don't just try an episode and then I'm like no I don't want to stupid and now who's hooked on them whatever love is blind is my favorite of all these shows that you watch and the simple fact that love can't be blind there is people that are still married on the show yes totally I Lauren and oh my gosh I can't think harder I think I wrote it down um anyway that's a relationship right there that you know that it's gonna last forever they or at least you hope so anyway I think that it will shit happens in relationships it's weird I mean you think one thing and then some shit goes south yeah I know just like diamond and Carlton so we're gonna watch love is blind on the 24th we're gonna come and watch together and then we're gonna make our predictions and talk more about is love blind or is it lust or I mean you get to know somebody just by talking to them through the pod and I like the fact that with technology before you know this love is blind that I mean how did we meet two people before all of the technology and phones and everything you're going to the bar or friends hook friends up or you just meet randomly I guess but yeah I remember right no not too much other than like I said I mean a friend acquaintances hey I got somebody that people worked out great for you or you go to the club bar and you meet somebody there too which I if you ask me I think the bar thing would be more of a less thing because depending on if you're drinking or not and people just want to fuck yeah pretty much you go there to look for a hookup and away they go and then comes the whole one night stand thing which that's what you thought it was that's what I was told and I didn't have a clue about when we met that we were supposed to meet but yet when I caught you the next day you didn't think I was gonna call you so in a way you had to have took it as a one-night stand I think that was a lack of confidence in me so because I've never actually had that confidence to be like I know he's gonna call me type of thing well I don't think anybody has that type of confidence there's a lot of cocky fucking people out there I don't think I've ever well yeah I have met a few cocky bitches well and with females it's I think that it's different the walk of shame I think there's a movie called walk of shame there might be I know on was it 22 Jump Street for Jonah Hill he's doing the walk of shame when he hits it with the ice cubes daughter what's that called 22 Jump Street oh okay with Shannon Tatum and Jonah Hill and Ice Cube I don't oh is it the second one where they go undercover or something like that well in both of them they're undercover but that one they go to college and Jonah Hill hooks up with the girl there and he ends up doing the one night or the walk of shame walk and then he goes back to the pristine saying he was up he got the very little sleep but somebody was up all night and Ice Cube dabs him and all this and then not yet but then when they have parents day or something in college and she wants to introduce Jonah Hill to her dad and it's cube and just his face alone of course you know it's a movie he's acting but still and then when they go back to the precinct he's sitting there and he's got like a gun on his desk pointing at him and when Shannon Tatum goes in to the office he's like what's the problem cubes turns the picture around so this is the problem it took Shannon Tatum a minute to figure it out then it clicked and he's all and then he does that for a long time because every time he says that that's another foot in your ass or a bullet in your ass or some shit like that then he comes down and he's laughing and still talking shit and cube turns the gun on the desk to him and goes yeah it's really not that funny yeah I like that show it's pretty funny so we're gonna be doing the whole love is blind thing not that I'm into it I am watching it for the simple fact that so I gotta watch it now no I I do like it I'll admit it have you tried Mary the first night yet no and I've only seen some of the perfect match yeah those aren't the same as the love is blind or married a purse I did that when they're basically trying to win money so I did I did actually watch a few episodes of that I'll be something where they're like dressed up and oh the mask one yeah it's crazy though I mean one girl had really long hair I don't know how the hell they put it up in that yeah you're into long hair yes I am long hair short room yeah you like long hair I do like long hair so when we watch love is like how much do you think is actually like scripted because you know you have to have that drama right well because they need the ratings so I mean it's possible I mean it's not some of it's gotta be scripted it's gotta be but when they're in the pods talking to each other I don't know yeah I think that's not scripted especially with Lauren and I wish I knew his name sure I could look at my phone yeah I follow her on tik-tok oh yeah she's actually pretty funny funny too actually he's not on there as much did you hear him rap oh no no okay I'm thinking somebody different you're talking about I was thinking about I think it's season three I thought there was only two or three seasons right now there is three seasons I think you watch which one did you watch season one right yeah yeah so you're talking about the science guy yes okay I didn't hear him rap in front of her mom at a time yeah yeah it looks like her dad's a magician because they're in some type of studio when he's Cameron that's right Cameron and Lauren to have a connection like that you just knew from the first time that they talked in my opinion that they were going to make a great match okay well you think they have a great connection you should watch season three because that one couple that's a really powerful couple so and the only time that I really watch these shows are when you're binge watching them yeah I do that a lot I get on a show and binge watch but you remember when we were talking back when you said that when I told you it's easier for women to get dates than it is men okay remember how we talked about that and we were talking about the dating sites mm-hmm we should put that to a test okay so what we both make well I already have one and is this on the face book one plenty of fish no good you have to pay for that okay so what Facebook how do you do you just go on there I'll have to grab my phone I don't know where I put it but you just go on there and there's options you just put things right which Kalani if you're listening it's all for fun ain't nothing really gonna happen but I will we'll go through there one day we'll just hit the heart button until you run out of lights okay and then the next day we'll go through and pick which ones we like through it and we'll see who gets replied back more okay so you're saying that women have it easier than men I'm not saying they have it easier I just think this is my opinion because I don't know because obviously I'm not a female I guess I could make a female one but I think you're catfishing well yeah I'd be catfishing but my my luck I'd get a bunch of dick pics I don't want to see them. I don't want to see them either. Is that what happens? Well I know I've heard that women get a lot of dick pics but but on Facebook I don't think you can send pictures to them I think it's usually message and stuff like that but we'll make you a profile okay and you know I changed my mind we don't have to just click the heart until we run out we'll go through and pick which ones we like okay okay and then we'll see who gets the more response back and the reason why I say women have it easier because men are fucking pigs because a lot of them's not looking for a relationship they're looking for a hit it quit it or a situation ship they're not looking for something I shouldn't say all men but most men I mean they're just looking to hook up well and if you read a lot of the profiles of the women but I'm not FWB I'm not for hookups I'm not for one night stands okay when you do your abbreviations so I am NOT computer savvy whatsoever I can barely use my phone and so when you do your abbreviations you're going to have to tell me what it stands okay FWB friends with benefits DTF down to fuck okay now is this like a swipe either swipe left or right or they have an excellent heart and then does it show you how many people swiped right or left no it doesn't show anything like that then how are you supposed to hook up with someone because if they when when if somebody puts a heart that they like you it'll show up and then you can go on there and if you hit the heart you match and then you can text each other through messenger no it's just through that Facebook whatever that dating thing is on Facebook okay so are you on that I am but you're also on I'm on POS which is plenty of fish yeah I know I know oh and I'm on bumble I don't have a clue what swipe left or right is it there one where you just like the down-to-the-fuck thing is that tender tender well to be honest with you I think it's all of them I mean you could probably find someone that it's crazy there's there's someone that saying oh I'm married but I'm in an open relationship right but no I'm happily married but it's an open relationship and I don't know I don't know how people can do that well obviously I mean females are shady they really are so are men I've never I mean you know me I've gotten along with men more than females and I get along better with females yeah but that probably a lot of problems yeah because you're a flirty little pervert so you must have liked it Wow okay yeah when we met it was so long ago the warehouse yeah I can't even remember who I did cuz I looked at your shirt and it was just from you know you can hear that clicking yeah I know so yeah I didn't know that we were getting getting what I didn't know that it was supposed that we were I didn't know that I was supposed to meet you but I remember going to the bar yeah that's when you met my aunt which one yeah was she at the she wasn't at the bar but if you remember I went over to Shane's place which he was living with his mom and dad at the time and we were drinking Canadian host I think it was okay and you ended up getting sick and puking over the fence and my aunt come up and rubbed your back and said I've been there you know I didn't see her doing that I don't see me remembering that no because when we was at the bar I had to come in the girls bathroom to get you I know I remember that well from what y'all told me anyway what we told you I did were you there no I wasn't there no did somebody call you to come get me they come they come we're either sitting at the table or we're somewhere and they came and got me and said hey you're a girlfriend is puking and she's really fucked up and can't stand or some something like that yeah and you carried me out nope like Kevin Costner on body guard like yes I mean I don't remember that show that much I know the show I don't remember it much yeah I and then you took me to stonecutter so I could get well yeah it was right there by the White House and that was from the same guy that is hooking you up well has a part of hooking you up with a female that you don't know who it is okay it's not really a hookup because I talked to the person who's actually suggested this yeah okay what it is basically is gonna be get together for like a game night and she's gonna invite her friend and if we hit it off great if we don't okay and I didn't tell her but I'm like okay well you really don't know me because in the house full of people I don't know I don't talk yeah this is just fucking shocker okay I'm quiet name is and I observe and I read people but then once I feel comfortable yeah I'll talk shit all fucking night yeah like Charlie Brown and stuff but get a couple of drinks in you and you're just crazy and want to tell the whole world about or an edible how the Falcons are yeah relax for the rest of the day yeah so but now Billy his well I shouldn't say his I should say our friend Felicia she's having me meet somebody this Saturday after and she knows this no not yet but I mean Alicia's probably doesn't she's probably still asleep right now cuz she called me at four o'clock in the morning to go over I thought she'd be the help with something but then I get there she's like hey let's drink and I'm like no I got work today which ended up not having work so I could have drink but no and anyway she said hey I got this friend that recently single and I'm all have her call me and she goes oh she don't do that she needs people now all the mean Connie were talking about it and he's like I bet it is bugging the shit out of him and he's just going crazy trying to figure out who it is oh the one the really yeah yeah it is because but that now this is going back to the black line but I'm not looking at it just to love it are you gonna connect which I mean looks aren't everything but they are something they I I believe that too so and not only for me I'm sure for her but I don't know if the lady has told her friend about me I would assume so have you met the friend yes I met her once in November and that was the lady that was asking you all those questions correct okay which is weird too because those questions is almost like a marriage thing and I'm like I'm not looking to do that for a long time if ever so what are you looking for right now are you looking I'm gonna FW no I'm not looking for friends with benefits good job yes or I'm not looking for a couple one I can't do one night stands I that's to me that's kind of fucked up I mean I guess unless you go to the bar and I mean no offense everybody's beautiful okay I'll everybody's beautiful in their own way well when you're drunk enough well yeah but I mean you meet somebody you go to their house or your house you hit it and then you give them fucking uber money or you go drive home after I just I'm not that type I can't do that if I'm gonna do that I'm gonna look for somebody that I could end up having a friendship or a relationship with down the road now that goes with the question is love at first sight or is a lust do you have to have the physical attraction and I I think at first sight you gotta have the physical attraction right obviously because you're gonna see him you're gonna and I mean there's there's a lot of times you can look at somebody and you just get them butterflies and all that shit so you know that there might be something there that that also could be lust until you start to get to know them and then you either get along or you don't get along and then you move along so we live in the state of Utah which is a Mormon state of course and I bet I'm pretty sure there's a lot more Jack Mormons than Mormon Mormons well yeah our state's growing it is beautiful but God it's growing fast I wish people wouldn't move in you know I speaking of growing fast I read on Facebook once about how the Utah economy and housing and all that people move in here from like California Nevada and all that stuff and there is somebody on Facebook to put it on there yeah we're all moving to Utah because we're gonna turn that state blue and I mean I hate politics so I I just kind of laugh because the Mormon Church runs this state yes flat out and you will never flip it red no sorry we're we're a red state will always be a red state yeah I don't care for politics either but yes the Mormons do run Utah and they also alternate shit that you vote on and it's like they're rich as hell oh yeah they got their hands and everything which that's that's what I don't get okay if our like when when was it the prop two years ago or whatever when for weed yes but not just just medical weed not recreational just medical mm-hmm they we voted yes on it yeah and they basically vetoed it and rewrote it so it makes it harder for people to get medical cards so now I don't know if you know very much about the how it is now but every doctor every primary care doctor in the state can get out 10 oh yeah I didn't know that I thought you had to see just certain doctors yeah no this is this is this past like the last year I can't remember what it was but it's with the farmers growing bill and so every doctor has 10 paid like if patients that they can write a medical card for yes I know I know I can get a medical card if I wanted to but then I lose my CBL and then they're those see and I could get one too for my epilepsy but then I lose my gun right and so I'd rather keep your guns keep my gun then smoke weed because it's when you know how when you fill out for your firearm it asks you do you I don't know I never I've never bought a gun I have guns but never bought one oh well if you go if you fill out a form that says on there do you use marijuana do you use other drugs and if you were to put yes then but but yet alcohol is okay I know right because you know when I'm high the first thing I think of well welcome to fucking Utah and with the rednecks that we're here drinking a beer and shooting guns so now back to the kind of got off subject yeah a little bit so let's get back to the living so on you know they have to make TV good they have to make it so they get the ratings so but now this one's a little weird because it's not a regular TV so Netflix that's true very true but like okay so but in order for the season to keep going they need the viewership so when season one do they hear that I will find out so when Carlton kept the information about yeah that was something that he should have disclosed right after that okay but here's the question did the producers tell him exactly don't tell her exactly now does that fuck up the whole point of the show though because yeah of course it does so as you saw the aftermath okay but what is what is Jordan there's a Jordan no Carlton and diamonds would have actually clicked if they would have told her and she was acceptable to it I mean but it's kind of funny because when women say that they are by okay most men are like yeah don't bring your friend let's go but I mean it's okay for men to have five wives and why fucking one wife has personality to fucking kill you but if it was the opposite a woman having five yeah that would be instead of that show didn't call her a whore yeah exactly totally true it could be the not a sister wise yeah yeah yes and now if okay so you've seen this picture of the girl that you're supposed to meet Saturday night yes now if you did not see that picture what happens if you got there and without seeing her picture okay and you got there and she was not attractive whatsoever she didn't give you butterflies when you saw her and do you still continue the date and then possibly well she has a great personality so we can just be friends absolutely I mean what I mean you go there you hope for the best you hope it's what you're looking for what you're attracted to but I mean if you don't there's no sense of being ignorant or rude about it I mean you still conversate with the person get to know them and then I mean just leave it at that so and then you have another date coming up another blind date and which you have again no idea it's not a date we just talked about that a game thing where it's game night with a bunch of friends and if we hit it off we hit it off and that's why I told you and what she don't know is when I'm in a crowd of people I don't talk I I observe and I read people and then once I feel comfortable my mouth will run who's now where are you having this game night somewhere in Sandy if they're at the people's house yeah oh the people that are hooking you yeah April and Justin's house and again they're not hooking me up so yeah so when you sent me the screenshot of the questions my first thought was that she's a Mormon like a possible and that's okay I mean well they don't try to convert me because I'll never step foot in the church again so right there if she's completely religious and with you not being religious her being Mormon she's gonna expect probably and certain things and that's why I'll never work because my personality was my flirtatiousness and the females that I am friends with and the way I flirt with them it'll never work well and people don't understand that about you and it's really hard to describe you when with your personality it's like you either get it and you don't funny or you don't you're like oh my god this guy is just a dick oh he's gonna be unfaithful to me because he says blah blah blah to so-and-so but the so-and-so I've known for over 20 years and that's just me and they know that that's why when they reply they reply back with oh you're a dork or you know no I had that had that caused you problems in the past oh yeah yeah my last wife yeah no barking you want to come talk baby yeah well we're not gonna do that now with the whole you don't see your game night come and I feel that you have to be physically attracted to somebody to well yeah obviously that's why I say when we see somebody I mean the butterflies are there and you're gonna know just just like with red or and for your well you don't call me for a long time so I don't know I mean when he finally was he asked you out or did you ask him um it wasn't even that he needed help with paperwork that he didn't understand with being Samoan and coming over here he didn't understand rules and stuff so it wasn't even a hookup it was just okay okay either or okay he come over so then what did you get the butterflies did you get well see that's the thing like you said we have known each other for a really long time we've known each other since junior high so and he had a secret crush on me but he was so shy that he which is weird because usually Samoans and Polynesians they're really not that shy they're usually outspoken with everything but you know I know he's quiet yeah I couldn't even believe that night that night was so great that was awesome what was it was that that was my birthday and his birthday tomorrow oh nice yeah what's tomorrow the 8th yeah oh today's the 7th it's my dad's birthday yeah you might wanna dad talk to my dad yeah no that's not pops pops February so what if you I mean it's just friends having a game night so you have to have that physical attraction but let's say she has an award-winning personality charming beautiful on the inside but she's 300 pounds is that gonna turn you off to the whole thing hard to say I mean I don't want to say because you don't want to be shallow pretty much but I mean at the same time I mean she'd have a great personality and all that but then you got like said get it physically attracted I mean does she have long hair short hair well you like long hair so she has short hair okay but what if you put on personality the only right to see where it'll go right yeah and if anything I mean your friends but then again I don't know when that's supposed to happen and Saturday I am meeting somebody so what if we click on Saturday then I'll have to cancel out that okay but why would you as of right now why would you limit yourself to because I'm I know in the same time I mean when you're talking and dating somebody a lot of times they're like well if you're talking and dating with me that's that's where it is I don't want you talking with daily anybody else but you've only known that girl for a week but then again like I said I don't know when that party's supposed to be that game might get together or whatever you want to call it so it might not even happen well no it's bound to happen I mean it was supposed to happen this weekend no it's supposed to happen this weekend but Billy ended up having a heart attack yeah and so they said once once he feels better then we'll do that game he's not he's actually home he'll be down here probably Thursday he's got a doctor's appointment on Monday I don't know I can ask him well he might for the simple fact that after our game night I'm gonna head out and meet that lady meet that girl what did you say before baby oh what do you think I said I let's hear problems huh yeah being as old as I am I'm talking about age ages nothing but a number obviously with you what do you mean with me well what was the age different was red she was 29 so 35 35 no 35 age gap no it was like an 18 year difference 17 because she turns 30 August 8 so now you I think I asked you this if because you told me how you felt about her if she came and knocked on the door let's say you met this girl that you sent me the picture of okay and you're like oh my god this is an amazing person she's everything that I'm looking for in a female and then if red came knocking at the door after everything that you told me what would you do well here's the problem though Red wouldn't be able to come knock on my door until February let's say that she didn't let's say she after two weeks I think if that wasn't the case I don't think we would have parted what do you mean well she's not allowed to leave the state but if she was but you can't say if she could well I can and I just did but you can't do that that's like what if question what if what if I can't answer that because we both know that can't happen well not only me but other people are glad that it didn't work out I mean everybody has their opinion yes we do and it doesn't matter what our opinions are I know it only matters what I thought yes exactly now of course it took me a minute to adjust to that age difference because I um why did it take you what do you mean well because I mean when I went up to meet her and all that I mean we clicked you know all that good shit blah blah blah blah blah but in the back of my mind I'm thinking 29 could have been worse it has been 27 it just took me a minute to get used to it and then I was all right with it do you think that you were love struck do you think that you were no was it a thing no and so cuz like I like I told everybody to ask me that that night you can take away the sex all that it was just the genuine connection the way we talked and things just lined up other than she's on probation she can't leave but I'm all for three with Wyoming women anyway I think I might just stick my own state cuz I think we're good it might be get yourself a little Mormon girl that is ready to I can't consummate the relationship after you get married well then that's gonna be a long fucking time cuz I mean I'll you can never say never but I really don't plan on doing the third one I don't believe third time well you never know no you never do you can't say never but I mean it it'll have to take an amazing fucking female to do that and I'll say and the problem is is because you can date you don't live together and everything will go granted splendid fine but the minute you say I do everything fucking changes it's just mind-boggling it's not I think that everybody feel the same way but why is it gotta change something I mean if you live together you don't have to get it for fucking 10 years you say I do shit changes your divorce in the next two yeah I've never gotten that I've never gotten that I never thought that I'd get married ever anyway and so I mean if if I would never get married again there's no way I can't say never it's what it's just a piece of paper I mean look I agree it is look at what you and I had we were completely content and perfectly fine without a paper but if we would have had that paper got married and had that paper do you think that things would have changed that much hard to say those are those what ifs I mean the first time that I touch my wiener oh my god there's no wiener touching in this there was back then now you make me I was gonna say something and now I totally forgot and it wasn't what were we talking before you said that you said do you think that if we would have got married if things would have changed yeah do you and I told you I don't know what that's a lot of what it is you can't really answer that with an honest answer well at least we got possibly no I don't know who knows um well we got two amazing children out of it that we did and one's an asshole one's a bitch I'm telling you you can hit her on her game she is an asshole um well I mean she can definitely make a grown man cry that's for sure yeah she's feisty one now on okay so I didn't watch the season two of the love is blind okay um but we watched the reunion show and that Indian guy I can't remember his name oh the asshole yes shit or shit or something I don't I don't know how to say his name I don't know he's a cocksucker I don't want to botch his name but he should never have went on this show so I mean who asked those type of questions if I'm if we're at a concert and I put you on my shoulders right because I mean the whole point of love is blind is you don't know what they weigh what they look like hey they're race create everything so and he's on there asking questions to figure out how much they weigh if they're what race they are which I mean I I think some of the tones when they talk I think you can almost tell the race which I don't think that should be a problem no no no it shouldn't however I do notice when like me and Kalani go to the store that people are looking at us and judging us and it does suck but it shouldn't have to be that way it should society today is but you think they'd be more open up to it I know it's fucked up to see you guys got those looks cuz of that thing and when I was with dread I got bullets through the kitchen yeah okay yeah and that that's where it was kind of hard to get used to but then I'm well you could have easily been her daddy right that's what she called me I mean and then so for you attraction has to be there I've talked to quite a few people about this do you have to have that physical connection do you have to have that attraction to that person like you have a type everybody has a type everybody and so if they don't meet your criteria of the type that they are I mean where does it go I mean I have like the best personality and it reminds me of the Emperor's new groove when he has all the girls lined up and he's like no no pass I bet you have a really great personality and they all the girls females all get pissed off and storm so that's kind of what it reminds me of so back to the question which is what do I have to have the physical attraction yes yes so I agree on the attract you need to be attracted to the person and then you know okay but that's gonna work both ways though cuz I mean you could meet somebody and you know they you don't have the physical attraction but the personalities fucking out of this world right but then you can meet somebody that you're attracted to and they got a dull fucking personality that can't keep up with yours or can't handle you or it's just plain out well with you I think that you I don't even know I think like I mean if we do this experiment thing okay and which we'll have to talk to Kalani about it but isn't it like about talking and you see pictures and hopefully no dick pics well like I said I don't think on Facebook they can send it but here here's my Facebook okay there's a heart thing but you just go down into here and you can search or there's a let's find friends anyway I'm here it's in here right okay and then when you're on it it shows pictures okay so you have to answer the heart so swipe left you know which it's kind of funny cuz a lot of hair on here a lot of people don't read this shit but I do and what are you reading it actually to to see what what they like what they're looking for because there's someone that is like I mean she's beautiful or you know okay well that might be my type you read it and then she's like I hate dogs I hate dogs or you know no smokers yeah then I just swipe left because what's the point what's the point of doing it cuz I smoke or they don't like they don't like dogs and that's gonna be deal-breaker for me because I mean look how baby is I mean yeah she's a definitely a cock walker so I guess once we get this podcast going and we've got it going it's just getting the groove and getting to working and going you know smoothly exactly but it's called the shit show for a reason we're still learning and hopefully we will get feedback and questions well that's why we comment concerns well that's why we got a Facebook page which is will be loaded up to and if you go to audio.com and go underneath Jess and Jer's shit show it should pull it up on audio.com and then I'm gonna try to learn how to get it on Spotify and YouTube so now you just have to look up Jess and Jer on this audio one Jess and Jer's shit show on audio not audio one just audio.com so let's see how I pull it up on my phone but it automatically pulls it up okay so go to audio audio.com now am I going to my store or no no go to Google Google Google okay and then put audio.com audio one no audio like audio motherfucker okay audio.com pull it up and then there's yep then there's that search okay and then podcast or should I put it right here yeah I'd go right there and put Jess and Jer's shit show and it should pull it up and I'm trying to remember what the Facebook is it's just Jess and Jer right J-E-S-S and J-E-R that's what the Facebook is or if you're on audio.com it'll have our Facebook link in there too and it has a Twitter link but I haven't started Twitter I don't know how Twitter works I don't know how how did I go from 300 to 455 so podcast okay what did you put oh yeah you tried podcast or what did you put Jess and Jer's shit show at gmail.com we'll pull it up that way and we're gonna be working on a website down the line. So like that or is it together? I believe it's all together I don't think you have to put any capitals either but okay here why don't you try to look it up all right I'll try looking it up you go ahead and talk for a minute I'm not a good talker you know what I probably should do is go on there and change the S and the I or like it on Facebook says it wouldn't let us put shit in the number sign and H and T. Well now we have the actual link to send. Four results show up for that so let's see. Oh you got it from 455 before. I did but if you go on there it should show our No it doesn't show up there either. Okay let's see. Oh you got it on podcast. Oh let's do audio. Two. But it's not showing ours why. So is this audio one free platform? It's a free one. And then is Spotify, does that cost money to get your stuff on Spotify? You know I don't know I know I got us a Spotify so I just have to see how to download it on there I think I can do it through my phone or maybe up through the computer I'll just have to look. Do you know what I'll do is I think once I get it on audio I'll put a link on our Facebook page. Are you going to Twitter or? I haven't decided I probably should do a lot of people out there on Twitter. I mean we're trying to get the followers we're trying to get people and I mean if we get big enough we'll make t-shirts from you know do all that fun stuff like everybody else does might as well right? Hey you never know. You never know. People might like hearing us talk for an hour about bullshit. Yeah it's possible and then again maybe they won't so. Well we'll figure it out somehow. That we shall, that we shall. Oh look at that. Did you find it? Well look now there's two of them. Two of them? Yeah. With the same logos? Callie and what's that one that needed to be. Oh that one right there? That one right there is about Shasta. Oh okay. But that's not the same because that's a Shit Show 21. Okay but they both are. Right because when I first started the audio from the other laptop. Everybody has Shit Show. Yeah so I haven't figured it out but this ain't the same one. Cause see this one says about podcasts talking about different topics and laws and rules about our state basically a Shit Show. See the other one doesn't say that. And if you do come to Utah please don't hunt elephants. It is illegal. Yes it is. And you cannot walk your elephant down the street of Los Angeles without a leash. Let me look at my phone. Maybe I can find it real quick before we end this podcast. Which we are gonna wrap up. Yep. And we will of course be doing watching The Lovers Blind making predictions. Saying who we like, who we don't. Who's an asshole, who's not an asshole. Who should be on the show, who should not be on the show. So. Oh that's right. You gotta put that apostrophe up. Oh did you find it then? Well on my phone or on my computer. Oh okay. It's a display name and the profile link is. Oh can you send the profile link to me? Or no? Let's see. What does that do? Audio.com? You know what? If this is the case I can probably do this on our Facebook page. Audiobook? Oh here it comes. I'm sending it to you right now. Okay. And then I think what I'll do is I'll send that to our Facebook page too. So then this way if people want to listen to it they can. Make sure that it's Shasta and. Oh no. That one's on that other one. I don't know if I can move that up to this one. I mean it doesn't really matter. I mean that one's gone. Two months ago? Oh my gosh. I do not like my voice. But alright. I hope you guys have a wonderful day, night, evening, wherever you listen to. I'm Maya Snupp, Jer, whatever the fuck you want to call me. I am Jessica and you can just call me Jessica even though the thing says Jess and Jer. Shit show. Jer is the only person I do let call me Jess. So the rest of you can call me Jessica. Thank you for listening. If you have any comments, questions, concerns. If you want to give us ideas on what we should do. We'd really appreciate the feedback. We want this show to work. It's really fun and thank you for listening and we'll talk to you later. Peace. Don't forget our Facebook page Jess and Jer on Facebook and I'll send the link there and I'll let you know next time. Thank you. Have a great day, night, evening. Peace out.