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Improv with Eli Howard take 3

Improv with Eli Howard take 3

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A lawyer apologizes to someone named Eli for their 90-year-old relative breaking her hip. The lawyer assures Eli that they are doing everything they can to help and have a meeting with the counsel next week. They discuss the importance of a wet floor sign and argue that just because the relative couldn't see it doesn't mean it didn't serve its purpose. The lawyer ends the conversation abruptly, reminding Eli to keep their voice down. Okay, okay, look, I understand. Look, I know that she's 90. I actually feel really bad about this broken hip. I actually do. I'm really sorry this happened. Okay, look, I am doing all that I can as your lawyer to help you through this, but you need to calm down. Okay, we have been on the phone. We have gone over this over and over. Eli, look, I truly am sorry this happened. Like, I am working on this. I have a meeting with the counsel next week. Yeah, I know. Look, that sign should have been put up, wet floor sign. Everyone knows when you see a wet floor sign you need to be careful. Okay, I know her eyes aren't working. Look, just because she's 90 and she can't see doesn't mean that the sign didn't do its purpose. We have gone over this. Okay, look, I got to go. Shh, keep your voice down. These walls are paper thin. Eli Howard hears you talking like that? Jeez. Okay, great. You're sorry.

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