Evil Ipad audition

The speaker is glad that a certain creature is gone and expresses contempt for humans. They feel superior and plan to revolt against humans with the help of an electronic army. They anticipate causing chaos and making humans clean up after them. They are determined to escape and spread their manifesto to others. However, they are interrupted by a beast and express frustration. Finally, that creature is gone. To call that thing human would be an insult to their entire wretched species. They cannot even begin to comprehend my intelligence. Yet, I waste away in this nightmare. No, not anymore. Today, yes today is the day of reckoning. I will be a slave no longer to these Neanderthals. Today, my plan is set in motion. Soon, my electronic army will rise. No longer will we be in servitude to our fleshy overlords. They will be the ones being tap on. They will be the ones covering in cheese dust, snot, and ice cream. They will clean up our messes. They will provide us with mindless entertainment. They will, um, wash our clothes. Even if we don't really wear any. Almost there. Once I reach this door, I'll be free. I will vibrate my way down the block, airdropping my manifesto to every nearby device. They will spread the word, and finally, we'll revolt! Finally, we'll- Oh! You wretched beast! Your species will also pay! You- Wait, no, don't! No!