47 Watergate 2 Emileigh

I'm just minimizing my shit, okay. Emily's dumbass yawns. Okay, go when you're ready. You can't suppress a giggle, it makes them worse. They get put under pressure and they're like, I must come out. Now I've got the giggles. Why did you sound like you deflated? This is not a good start, we'll never get through this. At least it's funny. I'm crying, I was crying because I was sad earlier. You're my dummy. Alright, take two. Hello. We are giggle boxes today. I'm just laughing because she's laughing and I'm a sympathy laugher. Okay, I too am laughing. We have such a serious topic today too. Let's do it. I'm a girl, yeah. Okay. Here you're tensing up again, you seem very conflicted about this decision. Are you sure you want to go through with it? I know and I'm here to support you, but you look unsure. John, my love, I'll be okay. We have a plan and we will be protected. Trust that this will all work out in the end. No, we were there. We were there with microphones. You said we were in the trees, you know what I thought of? We were the second shooters on the grassy knoll. Why did my brain go there? I don't know. Okay, I did see something earlier while looking at Diana and it was like one of those little videos. You know how they have the little thumbnails that are like this one said and had a picture of JFK and it said why JFK had a closed casket at his funeral. Why do you think half of his head was gone? Would you have an open casket? I didn't even click on it. I was like that's the dumbest. Why do you think he had a closed casket? My God. I don't even think it was high school. I'm pretty sure it was earlier than that. Yeah. I unfortunately did not and then I wonder why I have anxiety. Yeah, whatever video. I don't know why but I feel like I saw it. It was either like late elementary or maybe freshman year and that might be why I'm getting them confused because freshman year we did stay at the junior high. So I don't know. But it was way too young in my life to see the president's head get blown off. So, yeah. Why are things like that just out there? Okay, we're talking about a different president today. Sorry about my little tangent. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. It's giving, it's giving Cantrell vibes. It's giving, I mean, what was it about this era? Because remind me, what years were these? This was the 80s? 70s. Only 30 years after the Battle of Athens and stuff like this is still going on. True, true, true. Sorry, you were also hinting last episode that he was starting to become framed for it. Is that correct? Am I remembering that right? Got it, got it, got it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. I'm a weirdo. I'm a weirdo. He looks like he is a mastermind because of the mustache. He's very villain mustache. Okay. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. All right. Okay. I'd be suspicious if it was like 76 to 1. Like what's that guy got going on? That is insane. Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh. It fits how he looks too. I want to hear this man's voice. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Listen, a country accent can get you out of a lot of things. In my case, a speeding ticket. So I believe that. I believe that wholeheartedly because people look at you funny when you have an accent, and they absolutely underestimate you. It's like you could have so much going on up here, but because you got a draw, they don't take you seriously. So, yeah, I could definitely see that, how he kind of slid under the radar like that a little bit. Yeah. Of course, of course. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. And remind me where Nixon is from. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So the areas you were talking about were very much not in his area. So I was just thinking, yeah, I was just thinking of like less likely that he has relationships. Yes. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Okay. Okay. Buddy, it looks super sus if you get all defensive right now. Like don't be like that. No, because it's Richard Nixon, and he does what he wants. Right. Right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sometimes you just get a vibe like that. You're just like something's off. Yeah. Okay. Thank God. Good. Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Guys, oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Good. Okay. Oh, God, and he had just gotten married, too. Oh, my God. Oh, God. I can't wait. Really? Yeah. Also, there were probably only like four channels, too. So, yeah. Oh, God. I can only imagine. This was wild. Good Lord above. Okay. Okay. This was just investigative. Right. What? Oh. I just couldn't imagine. Like I'm just imagining, I don't know, name a talk show host. I forgot all their names currently. Could you imagine Conan O'Brien just being in a hearing and just like cameras pointed at him, and like in the background they're having an investigative hearing, and he's like making a joke out of the question. He would. Yeah. Okay. Good. Mm-hmm. All right. Okay. Yeah. What would you like to hear? Okay. Okay. Right. That makes sense, honestly. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's terrifying. 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