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In this episode of Ghost Hunters, Jessany and her team interview two ghosts, Haggle and Haunt, about their first encounter. The ghosts initially thought it was a joke, but were captured by the team's vacuum cleaner. They felt invaded during the questioning but knew the team meant well. The ghosts advise other captured spirits to go with the flow and understand that the team is just curious. The episode ends with the team preparing to hunt down a new ghost in the next episode. Oh my god, we sounded so good in that song. I know, right? Anyways, welcome back to like the first episode of... GHOST HUNTERS! I'm Jessany, and this is my son of fur. This is like episode one. And in this episode, we're revisiting the past. So, as Jessany said, today we're taking a trip down memory lane. We have like a crazy tell-all interview with the first ghosts we like ever caught. How are you guys? We haven't seen you in forever. G'day mate. Howdy partner. Yee-haw. So like, introduce yourselves. Who are you? Well I'm Haggle, I'm a Texan man. And I'm Haunt, from the land down under. Awww, you guys! So like, take us back to the moment we first met you. What was it like from your perspective? Well mate, it was a pretty normal night. I mean, I was haunting this old pub, just minding my own business. And I was out on the farm, just doing what ghosts do, you know, haunting the old barn. And then like, we showed up, like right here. Yeah, you two came in with your fancy gadgets. At first I was like, this is some kind of joke. Um, I reckon I felt the same, partner. Y'all were talking in them funny accents and whatnot. Oh my god, we were like, totally serious though. We had our ghost back, 3000 and everything. Like, right? We had to, like, make sure we were prepared. Yeah, well, you two rolled in with that big old vacuum cleaner and started pointing it at us. I thought y'all were crazy. Next thing I know, I was sucked into that darn machine. Totally wild for you guys. Wild doesn't even begin to cover it, Sheila. I was flabbergasted, darling. One second I was spooking around, the next I was in some kind of ghost prison. So like, what happened after we captured you? Well, you dragged us back to your idiot studio. Y'all were asking us all kinds of questions, like we were on trial or something. We were just being trained to understand you guys better. Yeah, well, it felt pretty invasive, mate. OMG. Because we didn't mean to make you feel like that. It's alright, sweetheart. I reckon y'all were just doing your job. Aw, thanks, Haggles. That means a lot. Yeah, it really does. We just wanted to, like, bridge the gap between the living and the dead or whatever, you know? Well, I guess you all are doing a bloody good job of that. I know how it feels, though. We know y'all meant well. Alright, you guys are like the best. So like, do you guys have any tips for other ghosts who might get captured? My advice? Just go for the flow, mate. There's not much you can do once you're in that vacuum. And if y'all find yourselves in the same situation, just remember, these girls ain't trying to hurt you. They're just curious. Aw, thanks, guys. That's really sweet. But like, we aren't two babes. How can we let ghosts run around? Go now to GhostHunters.com for ghost hunting equipment and more. Now, for 300 million dollars, buy seven, get one free. Wow, what a steal. And it's completely battery operated. Go now. Battery is not included with TNC supplies. Welcome back to this episode of Ghost Hunters. We are interviewing Huggles and Homes. There's a beeping sound. What are you talking about? There's a beeping sound, Sheila. There's not a beeping sound. I don't know what you... What is that sound? Don't be so dramatic. It's nothing. It's that little machine beeping, darling. Yeah, because you're here. Yeah. It's a ghost detection device. And it works. We've got two ghosts in the building today. And our machine is pinging up the goddamn chart. No, no, girls. I'm saying something crazy. Drop to negative degrees in a matter of a second. What in the... Cambodia? Oh, my God. I totally not a drill, Huggles and Homes. Like, do you guys feel anything? Mate, there's a chill in the air. Like a dingo's got my toes or something. Partner, this ain't just a regular old spook. This feels like a full-blown haunting, y'all. OMG, Bennifer. Grab the Ghost Trap 2000. We need to, like, contain this energy. On it, babes. This thing is, like, way heavier than it looks. Let me give you a hand, darling. Cross your mind. This thing's a real beast. Okay, like, on three. One... Two... Three! What is going on, Sheila? Can you hear me? I've never seen anything like this in my whole life. What's the exorcism chant? I can't even remember. Ew. Can't get rid of me. I am Lamp-Dremel-Gum. You're so ugly. You're so ugly. You're so ugly. You're so ugly. You're so ugly. You're so ugly. I am Lamp-Dremel-Gum. You shall never before me. Hell no, right here in the head. No, you can't do that. You'll hurt Destiny. Silence. You cannot expel me so easily. Ha ha ha ha. Wild apparels. Dammit, Sheila, I don't know any chants. It's time for a showdown. I don't know what to do. We just need to, like, I don't know, talk to it. Fear not. Fear not. I am a Texas man. If there's anything my mama taught me, it's that we never give up. You? Ha, you were caught by these hemmiches. Actually, we have, like, our own ghost store. Metal chains, only $2.99. Release the host, you evil spirit. Or face my wrath. Begone. Begone. Aw, come on, haggles. You're not even giving it a red hot crack. Negotiation. Ha ha ha. You are amusing. But I crave more than mere words. I want to be known. To be feared. I think you need just that, Sheila. Then if it's crying again. I'm not. I just love Destiny. It's so sad. I demand more. A monument to my power. If there's anyone that will be making a monument of sweetheart, it won't be you. Yeah, get back in the box, ghostie. I will never surrender. Words will never conquer me. I am eternal. Oh my god, what is this? That's an old chant book. It can exercise the demon. Look. Oh my god, I feel like so clever. Yeah, alright, blondie, give it a crack then. Sooner we do this, sooner we can get rid of the smell. But I don't know how to do this. I don't even know what we had it. Give it here. It's time for you Americans to learn a thing or two about hard work. Spirits of the past, we call upon thee. Release this soul. Set the host free. By the terror of light, we banish the night. Leave this body. Flee our sight. It didn't do anything. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Let's try another. Ancient ones, hear our plea. Break these chains. Let the host be. With the strength of pure, we cast you out. Be gone dark spirits with a mighty shout. In the name of peace, in the name of truth, we command you now, release this youth. From shadows to light, from dark to bright, we banish thee now, into the night. No. Oh my god. What happened? Did I miss something? Oh my god, Jessamine, you were like possessed by an evil ghost. But it's okay, because I got you out. Actually, we got you out. Yeah, Blondie, you sat in the corner and cried. I saved you, Jessamine, and now you're safe. From the dark to an inexcusable. But he saved her behind. And yet, they're the ones that caught us, I wanna get it. I'm just like so happy to be back with you so we can finish our interview. Yeah, like that whole ghost possessing you thing, it was like so dramatic, but it's so great to just sit here and talk. Yeah, so like we have to ask you guys. Oh. Oh? Where did they go? Like, oh my god, they put themselves back in the ghost box. Wow, you guys, they just, they just knew that we'd have to like do it later, and it's so much work to do it. Aww, that is so sweet of you guys. So, that's it all for our ghost interview. Thank you for listening. We hope you enjoyed this episode and interview. In the next episode, we'll be hunting down the ghost from the Ashmothers who has been tormenting people for years. Yeah, and it's like totally going to be a rollercoaster, so make sure to listen. And that's all from our Ghost Hunter podcast, episode titled Haggles and Homes. We'll see you next time!