In Cahoots

was like a dog when I was on my way home today because I was like so excited to start this like my tail was wagging like my metaphorical tail I didn't okay we got a headline what what is that did you think that I was going to know exactly what the time and temp oh no okay so okay so in our hometown we have the basically what seems to be like the center of of Portland like the universe of the universe why did it how did it go and how are we supposed to know the time intent to pass through it in town and the time oh my god wait you know what that means we not we might not be able to do a weather report I think we can do I think we can still do a weather report we'll get her we'll get around to that I think we could go tit-for-tat yeah my phone is over there charging we're we got it I mean we got to get we got to get them in cahoots pretty pretty soon here welcome welcome you are now in cahoots yeah no I didn't really have an intro in mind did you have an intro the the crave the abbreviates have already started it's gonna be an abbreviation the original and it's going to be an abbreviation heavy among many things among so many so many other things and one of those things is chef counter lamb chef I want to hear what I want to hear your idea of chef counter lamb and then I'm gonna go with mine we were talking about the experience of fine dining and what that really what that really means you want to be at the chef's counter and you want to watch that lamb being raised you want to watch yeah you want to watch well let's slow down here because Chili's is a whole okay I I have yet to I think it's like farm-to-table concierge is the new word that's come into my life recently it's like they're basically they're basically feeding you like oh like holding your hand like white gloves yeah like just like that lamb baby and I'll tell you I I've been withholding this information from you for some time but about my my beef with Cheesecake Factory I used to be a as you know crave a doordash runner an avid doordash runner very proud in the great city of Los Angeles California and I would I would I would go to chef counter restaurants but I would also go to not so chef counter restaurants we're talking the TGI's the Arby's the you know and I considered Cheesecake Factory to be a middle of the middle of the road so we're not talking quite Arby's but we're also not going like you know your local whatever it's got five stars every and yeah right it's very middle of the road let me cut to the chase here Cheesecake Factory every time that I got an order from Cheesecake Factory I would pull in and they had I shit you not you ready for this Craig Vaughn valet fucking services at the fucking Cheesecake Factory why real valet like actual valet like making my whole experience that much more difficult why tell me God if you are listening why is there valet parking at the Cheesecake Factory that's that's what I'm saying I don't know and that's the reason that I have among I mean there's so much that there's so much that that says about who they think they are right okay what Oh Drake Drake was that cheesecake Drake wait hold on hold on I need a pause real quick for some technical technicals can you pause in three two one because I just I had a humbling are you on pause okay Craig come back to me babe come back to me Craig Vaughn says that it doesn't okay she's back um I had a humbling realization there that you know contrary to what you may know about me my volume control turns out that I actually get really loud really quickly as just as just a side effect of my personality and I'm sorry about that as just a side effect of the installation what's up is it yeah yeah no they totally are wait cuz like when you think about like their anatomy I think that I think that that is actually like a proven fact though like isn't that if we had like a little Google guy like Joe and I was just like hey guy Google that and then you can figure out okay yeah cuz the anatomy of horseshoe crabs is like they're straight out of of course someone from New Hampshire yeah yeah like a little staple of the a little staple of the past you just gotta have that you need a staple we all need a staple do you wanna do we want to open the open the bag about New Hampshire wait a second I feel like this is a good time for me to shout out my sponsor just because I was I was thinking about how hungry I was earlier today I wish that you didn't already know what the sponsor was so that it would be though all right ready are you tired of fisting literally fisting your jar of peanut butter just to get some peanut butter do you wish there was a better way do you want to introduce one more okay I think it's okay that that's gonna happen more than one time so we can just we'll just get the we'll let the cat out of it okay I can't stop laughing I can't stop laughing but I I mean this with with all my heart I'm very passionate about you know what was a little surprise about the peanut butter that you wouldn't know of it unless you squeezed it but it does have a shape like there is like a little frosting styled tip so there's like it's like a if you like how you how you ice how you ice a cake that's kind of sort of similar to how it I'm gonna let the audience buy it and figure it out Jeff if you're mm-hmm and horseshoe crabs okay we're ready to trade I wanted a let me go grab hold on we have we're if we're going tip for tap right now technically your that's actually a good question I oh wait a second is that like one of those questions that like the human brain is not can't really answer yeah I don't know what I do either I feel out the vibe as well sometimes I just make it like a noise like I like because what are they really gonna yeah I think we gonna be listening for I had one time I had a person say to me I'm in but it sounded like comment but it sounded like come in so I was like what this is a one person I just thought like has this person ever thought of this before is he freestyling like we do because that would just be the last thing that I would think to say would be I'm in like you're but especially like it sounded like comment so anyways wasn't wasn't ready for that that's a good question though we that we I love that I love that you're like actively you can't you came up with that like how long ago did you come up with that that's good this is it's been simmering well I'll say this if we're on a if we're on a platform right now if you're listening to us on a platform that allows comments that's that's something I'd like to know honestly busy busy really busy that's like something that you would like answer the phone and be like busy something like I think someone's in here or oh don't come in I think you know what I think I used to say don't come in what like why are you why so it's so hectic I I have a question for you I think I might have saw this somewhere but would you rather walk in on someone or be walked in on wait did was this on Brooke and Connor shut out the kids by the way shut out those kids we love those kids yeah yeah yeah oh my god if I if I was in full squat like so vulnerable and I had someone walk in it doesn't matter oh no oh no oh yeah oh um I think I'm just gonna go safe and say walking in if it was like a woman and I knew I was like fully embarrassed her though then maybe I would rather be walked in because that that can be that gets tough the gender gap there if if a guy that was um my age walked in on me like full squat I feel like we would both just start just how just bad you just he caught me he caught me slipping holy crap it's so difficult to monitor my volume right now that do you see the little thing up top Maddie Oh crabe on where it's uh we're full of surprises today everyone's just getting the full package shoots right up so you got to be careful mm-hmm I'm gonna do some clipping I'm gonna do some maybe a little clippage but like in general don't let it get to that red thing because someone's ears somewhere are like half the Reginald really needs I I and moving right along okay so I think this this next thing it comes with a story but and it's rather unfortunate but you know I work at a restaurant and they there's this food regulation that's like if you have fish in a pot it can't just be you can't just have fish in a pot like in in the elements right you have to have like I'm not saying I don't we don't all put the fish in the pot for sometimes but technically the regulation bath backed by the United States backed by the United States government like backed by the Food and Drug Administration in the health and the Department of Human Health this is what you're supposed to do you're supposed to have fish in a pot and as long as that pot has running water or has water running into that pot some of you that work in restaurants can know about this okay so this this started me on this like mental cascade where I was like how is it how is it illegal yes yes how is it not illegal to waste water is it I think it shouldn't be Oh interesting did deserts have it down shout out Arizona if Arizona has that shout out to Arizona mm-hmm so it's like it's kind of funny to me that like if you went into a store and you took from the cheese it company you put the cheese it's in your pants and you walked out of the store you would not only be fine but like probably like would you be arrested for that I don't even know but you can literally leave your house with your shower running and according to the the US government and the president of the United States who has yet to address the water situation that's totally fine just just interesting oh right the water bill the water bill mm-hmm you think that's gonna change Oh 100% you heard it here first folks this you've been talking about water for a while which kind of transitions to what I kind of wanted to talk about was that you were vegan for a while we don't have to talk about it if you don't want to mm-hmm right right mm-hmm well you know what at least you tried crabe on at least you tried a little bit of it a little bit of it yeah that's difficult to do I was much I was munching on some celery earlier earlier today and that's what that's what made me think of that that I had to eventually cave into the kingdom of veg the succumb if you will I didn't I'm sorry that that no I just I don't particularly like eat like vegetables yeah I don't know be mindful of that vegetable nah fuck fruit boom we landed no you want to explain it do we I have to I have to take my sweatshirt off because I'm laughing more than I anticipated boom perfectly sad why would you not vegan I've never I don't think anyone craven I think you did I think you missed the pulse on that I don't think anyone's licking the dirt off of a carrot like it's a frickin I'm so confused what's the side what's that what side are you on not okay yeah I guess I can get behind I was thinking about like a vegan that was like tastefully like you know how a bartender might like salt the rim of a glass like a vegans like like dirt in here I can't even oh my god get me started with baby carrots can we change the subject from that I don't even want to talk about baby carrots no it's just yeah I don't I don't I'm not I'm not a baby carrot I'm not a baby carrot guy I'm a celery guy and I know you're not which is weird yeah that's what that's your gripe oh my but I love the crunch hold on one second I'm coming back okay I'm not gonna I'm not gonna torture you by chewing it all actually to spit it out but that's what I'm talking about I'm talking about some and it's like peach textured you know what I mean no it's just like muh like and then the days in the fall where you bite into those like big Mac like those not like Big Mac like Mac and it's just like right yeah oh my god yeah if you have apple orchard near you why don't you why don't you meander on over there and just what for how long oh my god if you weren't there to support my celery ASMR I'm gonna be so like I we fingers crossed folks I mean we we love her we love her I think you probably have a lot to say about me Crayvon go off go off go off let me hear it baby Chuck I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna tune in okay it is actually Trump it is chunk of moose meat stew only found up north I'm into it you know what Crayvon I actually have some chunk of moose meat stew in my refrigerator here in New York I'm just I'm dead serious uh-huh yeah what wait people say that Maine is New Hampshire's redneck cousin mm-hmm that is insane I think maybe it's I think maybe only people from New Hampshire would say that because I think the general consensus is the opposite uh-huh yeah yeah you you've lived in New Hampshire and you've lived in Maine what is Machias for a non-main listeners that's like the last place on on the continent like literally the last the last town well when you look at a I'm pretty sure Machias is literally the very corner corner corner of the continent so he know we love her hmm to buy you oh with the vocab bro with the vocab what is by you what is by you okay where the grits grits and gaiters exactly it's Reginald I'm gonna be um I'm gonna be I'm gonna be working on a sorry to cut you off there I have to work on the cover of this and I don't know exactly yeah like the cover art for this you have any I I'm thinking like somehow like 2006 meme style with cutouts like a collage maybe um and I'm gonna be in my captain's hat oh yeah yeah yeah yeah in Craybon oh man would you want to yeah in Craybon garb yeah I think we should at some point explain the names but probably maybe not today maybe not today hmm I've exhausted my list oh we do I do the weather report now I get the news I need on the weather report I'll get a better one every every oh wait tell me if you can hear this right now cuz I'm actually I'm curious about this can you tell me if you can hear this did you hear that did did it sound like an old Microsoft wait no did you hear that yeah that was wait that was that was the sound yeah it's like an old computer mouse you remember when you had to like double-click shit and like you like yeah Craybon what does that mean oh yeah yeah like I prefer to sneeze absolutely what about you are you I have a friend that has very bad allergies and when he wakes up from a night of especially drinking he can't stop sneezing so I think I think that would be someone that would be anti sneeze interesting take does sneezing release dopamine let's get the guy to look that up hey yeah I do I have it with the Sun oh that's a genetic defect or disadvantage oh you want me to record them right here I'll give I'll give you guys a couple of ad-libs right now we got no but I think it's kind of funny I think it should be we got elm we got elm if you're feeling something a little extra elm you just got to give it a little extra elm so I like my celery elm and you're when you feeling something a lot yeah cuz that's like mm-hmm and I think Jersey guy I think Jersey guy might be too loud for this we're gonna have to we're gonna have to record Jersey guy another day cuz that's just who is the Jersey guy we don't have a name for him you're okay okay okay yeah we got we got ad-libs everyone so you know oh what we also didn't talk about length but I think what I had in my mind like 30 to 40 minutes but it's going pretty well like I mean it's okay maybe it'll just end up being like 30 to 40 minutes can we stretch an hour but I feel like sometimes people don't even click on podcasts if they're like a full hour all right folks do we want to end with one last topic okay and then we'll say one for next week okay and then we'll say one for next week oh that was so fast yeah hello hello oh no not the technical difficulties what happened okay good yeah I'm still recording I had to eat the rest of this so it was just staring at that's not even the best word but yeah okay what like my house oh oh my god oh my god you're touching the why am I do you at my house on there no I want to talk about rigs I want to talk about rigs do people even oh really yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a good example I had I had in my mind I think like a person that's like sporting like a bunch of different categories of clothing at one and like you can't really even tell like they kind of just came from their construction job but also like they're they have karaoke later maybe I don't know like I know what yeah that actually is such a rig yeah I I don't even think a lot of out-of-staters really use that because I said that like recently to a friend from Minneapolis and he was like what do you what do you mean kind of a rig it's very versatile but but it's still specific like you got to keep the rig you got to keep it um you got to do justice to its name you know a rig when you see it in fact folks go out in your community today and try to try to spot some rigs just put the lenses on yeah you if you have a rig to marol you can marol that hmm I think yeah an all Carhartt suit maybe that's a rig oh I love a good rig uh-huh I already see it oh there you go bro cowboy hat in the north yep see that's what I'm talking about like has multiple lore like that's a rig yeah that's exactly oh yeah I met I I was at a coffee shop you tell them you tell them kay kay I there was I was in a coffee shop like a very like dainty ish like or I wouldn't say dainty I would say um just like upscale and like this guy just walks in with a beaver hat isn't that like and then yeah like where we don't we're in New York I'm in New York and that's just a crazy thing to like a beaver hat and I'm pretty sure and I don't want to get too Canadian with it but like I'm pretty sure he had plaid on some part of his body yeah I'm trying to think of a good closing like how do we how do we do this how do we close we want to want to give a talk a topic that we might start with next week to give people a little oh don't intrigue me too much next mm-hmm yeah that's a good one oh wait Crayvon with the closer! Crayvon! Thank you for listening to the Reginald! and oh we need we need moniker or we need a little thing for an end okay we can stop recording now ready one two three