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At 2 a.m. on New Year's Day, a woman named Crystal knocks on your door and claims to be someone else. She is known for causing trouble and has urinated in your flower bed. When you threaten to call the police, she tries to escape but ends up getting caught by the cops in a dead-end driveway. Picture this, it's 2 a.m. on Sunday, January 1st, 2023. You hear a knock on your door, but you have animals, so you chalk it up to a noise outside. Then you hear the distinct sound of a doorbell. You're thinking, I live in the middle of nowhere. Who could possibly be ringing my doorbell at 2 a.m.? As you walk to the door, you realize there is no one there. As you open the door and turn on the lights, you see just a dorm sticking out from behind the side of your house. You say, who is there? Their reply, hey Julie, it's me, Crystal. My name is not Julie. You're thinking about this time, there's a crazy woman in your front yard. Of course, it's New Year's Day, so it would be very likely that it could be a drunken mistake. However, you know about this woman. This is the one and only infamous Crystal the crackhead. And you are not the first house she has tormented in the middle of the night. However, you are the first house where she has decided to urinate in your flower bed. She then proceeds to holler, you please do not call the cops. Of course, you ignore Crystal because this happens quite often. After you've told Crystal that you've called the cops, she decides to run. Not literally run, but she gets in her car, backs out. But while she's trying to make her great escape, she makes one mistake. Instead of heading for the highway, Crystal goes to the backyard. Once she understands that her attempt to escape led her to the backyard, she quickly does multiple U-turns in order to get out of it. And what looked like it was going to be a high-speed chase actually only led to her entering her neighbor's driveway, which happens to be a dead end where the cops eventually intercepted her.