The Smoke Hole Podcast Episode 1

The transcription is about the debut episode of a podcast called "Smokehole" with hosts Black Bear and Ms. Shell. They introduce themselves and talk about their backgrounds as former coworkers and friends. They discuss various topics including their love for Tulsa, the cool places to visit in the city, their plans for future episodes, and the history and development of downtown Tulsa. They also mention their upcoming adventure of kayaking on the Illinois River and exploring the underground tunnels in Tulsa. Overall, they express their excitement for the podcast and their desire to showcase the positive aspects of Tulsa. And we're live! Yes, what do you know? I have been waiting for this for a long time. We've been talking about it for a month. I know, right? So, welcome guys to the very first episode ever, and it is recording to where I'm gonna have it broadcast on every single platform, but I could end up working on that still. But you are watching the debut episode of the Smokehole podcast with Black Bear and Ms. Shell. So, periodically one of us will get up and interact with the comments, and yes, that means we're gonna record like it's a live radio TV show, guys. I can barely see it right now from where I'm at because the camera is far away, and I'm hoping you guys can hear me. Yeah, if not, I'm gonna work on getting a microphone as well. Tonight's episode is also featured. We're gonna have our, we're gonna practice sponsor, we're gonna call it, because it's not an official sponsor, but I am gonna go ahead and utilize this. Tonight is sponsored by Morento Air Filter Cleaner, and we'll do a plug on that later. Anyway, today's episode is gonna be pretty simple, guys. It's an intro episode. I'm going to introduce myself, Ms. Shell's gonna introduce herself in no particular order because we back and forth pretty hard. Just a little background on the both of us. Thank you for the likes, guys. Ah, first likes on the live. I love it. A little background history. We used to be co-workers. This is my roommate, and also this is basically a big sister. We work together at a car rental company in East Tulsa, and her, along with my girlfriend, the lovely Ms. Janelle, help me with the showcase stuff. You'll see Yorkie Poo's running around here every once in a while. Yes, Replacement Kitty. Yeah, I was nicknamed Replacement Kitty. I had fun. I had basically a, it was my fault I got sick. I had basically done a visit out to Gracieland with a friend of mine, my buddy Mike, and he had, he owns his kitty cats and dogs and everything. Well, I got sick, and I had a deadline on one of the videos, and so I was like, alright, let me try to see if the puppies will be interested in it. So I made the video, and he's kind of like, what is this thing? And I nicknamed him Replacement Kitty. And, I mean, it held over. I still got to make videos on that stuff, but at least, you know, it kept me out of the doghouse for the most part. This is all the adventure for me on that stuff. Out of the doghouse with the dog. With the Yorkie. You'll see him on occasion. He's a whole whopping four pounds of hair. Yep. A little Gulliver, is his name right? Yep, Gulliver. Gulliver Travel. Yes, and that's something that will also be fun. I've been practicing videotaping scenery for scenes from Uber, and eventually you will see a channel on there with little Gulliver walking around Tulsa, so that'll be fun to do. A little project that I'll do, because I love filming scenery and doing photography and things like that just for the hobby of it. While I'm going kayaking on the Illinois River in the summertime, which I get to do. We are. Oh yeah, that's in the works to have some fun there on the Illinois River. I've got a couple of buddies of mine that I've got to get all of our schedules right, because one lives out in Alamo, Arkansas, my buddy Bodie, and he goes by Captain Jack Sparrow with the Ren Fairs. And then my best buddy Roy, I've known him since, God, well over 14 years now. Oh, and I've got... Yes, and yeah, we're all going to basically float the river and have some fun doing that, and I miss it because, I mean, that's where I'm at peace, the Alamo River, or just kayaking in general. I haven't really gotten to venture further than the Illinois, but anyway. I'd also kind of divide onto that. With Gulliver, we're also going to show some of the neatest places in Tulsa, so when you come into town here, I'm proud of Tulsa. Tulsa's actually a pretty cool city. We have a lot of cool architecture, and we have some really cool roadside attractions, I guess. You like Buck Adams, who now has a girlfriend, and all of that, and Joe and Shetty, kind of some of that stuff, because Tulsa has a lot of old, a lot of new, and a lot of in-between that's kind of fun to discover. Yeah, and we live on Cherry Street, and so for those that don't know, Cherry Street's like around 15th and Peoria area, and it's basically a little, it used to be a hippie side of town, basically. Little small shops, little boutiques, and there's still some of them there, but man, it's places. This is a little fun, little unknown in Tulsa I like to go to, but like down the corner there, I think it's called Acropolis, I think it's called... Oh, Deco, Deco, I can't ever say it. Let's start with Deco. Yeah, and it's basically the mecha nerd store for Tulsa, and I mean, I went in because I've got a video of it, and I've been meaning to work it, because I mean, not that I've, I mean, it's just a place I found and was like, holy crap, this is really cool, but it's got everything, it's got a wall of Star Wars, a wall of Harry Potter, it's got like a Black Pearl ship that's been put together, and I mean, it's like a, like I said, I've got a video of it all, I went in there and just explored, and it was a lot of fun. I've got to get that video rolling, but just for the fun of it, I didn't do it for them, they don't even know I exist, I just walked in the way, this is a cool-ass store! Yeah. Took a break from Uber and just found a random place to let my ADD go crazy. Yeah, you'll hear Deco a lot in Tulsa, we have like the hot spot for art Deco from like back in the 20s. Yes, it was my favorite era. And it's so gorgeous, it's so gorgeous, and it's so neat, you'll see it all around town, and people really capitalize on that, and you'll hear a lot of Deco this, Deco that, but it's fun, it's cool, it's really nice to go and explore and see all of it. Absolutely. And it's interesting because Tulsa has a fun little underground tour as well, that you can literally go downtown where all the little skyscrapers are and everything, back in the day, during the 1920s, during Prohibition, they used to use those underground tunnels and everything, and that's where they had the bars at. And so, I mean, some of that area, a lot of that stuff has been, it's been over a hundred, almost a hundred years now, but I mean, you can still go down there and tour that. I haven't been down there since 97, but I remember it was trippy because I'd go down the underground, walked around for everybody, every time I came back up for air, basically, we were at a whole different building, and it was just like, whoa, okay, now I'm back in, and I'd go again, it was like, it tripped me out, it was like 12 or 13 when I went, and it was the funnest time. It was like I was exploring caves or something like that, basically, city caves. It's fun, it's really cool, and if you do one of those tours, I'll tell you a lot of history. If y'all have ever heard of Phillips Gas Station, Phillips 66, that started here in Oklahoma and Tulsa and all, and lo and behold, that's part of the tour. They used those underground places because there was, like, the Charles Lindbergh baby was kidnapped and everything, and they were afraid for their families and all, so what did they do? They used those underground tunnels to get from banks to business to home, where they weren't exposed to the public and it was dangerous. It's really cool. Tulsa has a very unique history. Of course, a couple years ago, Greenwood and all of that was emphasized because of the massacre. Yes, that did happen, and yes, that was a bad time, and I will never, ever, ever, ever take away from that, but Tulsa also has a lot of good, and we have been building on the good for a very long time now, and we'd love for people to see how much this has grown here. The thing that I like the most, I love seeing Tulsa, like, born and raised here, was how, I talk about it when I'm at Uber all the time, how Tulsa picked their shoes up the past, like, 20 years, and it was a trip because I remember Tulsa downtown 20 years ago. You didn't come down here after five. You were done. The homeless ran it, and, I mean, it was like, there was all the buildings were running down. It was very trashed down, unfortunately. They did two things that completely overhauled downtown, I felt like, which was awesome, which was they built the BOK Center. I remember the critics saying, oh, it'll be a big church one day. Uh-uh. Nuh-uh. They actually revamped that area, and then they moved the baseball team from the fairgrounds downtown, and that, I was one of those ones that said, that's a dumb idea. I was like, because the same reason. Downtown had nothing, and they gutted all the buildings, revamped everything. Tulsa's got a nightlife. I get to Uber down there and people watch, and I miss people watching at Walmart at 2 a.m. because it's been closed forever, so now I get to see people watch downtown Tulsa Saturday night Ubering. And that's even funnier because they're drunk. You mentioned how Tulsa downtown was 20 years ago. I worked for the newspaper here in town, and, yeah, the homeless, they were interesting. I'll never forget, we had to get our own parking, of course, because you're downtown and parking's not free. Uh-huh. And one of the joys I got with my Ford Probe, yes, I'm that old that I drove a Ford Probe. Was it a space car? Huh? It wasn't a space car, no. It was aerodynamic, it was smooth. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was like something out of Star Trek. Yeah, it did, it did. Uh-huh. It was an awesome car. It really was. I used it like a pickup truck, so yeah. It was a hatchback. Oh, you're right. My brother had one, I forgot about that. I put a whole Christmas tree in it one year, a live Christmas tree. It made a good car, but I'll tell you this, my brother had one. That was an Indian car. I think Danny was so broke he was driving backwards because he didn't have a car no more. Never mind. It was awesome. But what I was going to say is I'll walk out to my car, and there's a homeless man just, bleh, just, I was like, dude, really? Couldn't you have not picked that trans-american over there? I mean, couldn't he not pick another car? That was my car. Yeah, and it was, my car was white. Why didn't you pick the white car? Why didn't you pick the darker colors so it wouldn't show up? You know, but that was the joy of, that was the joy of working downtown back then. It is so different. Before I moved here, I lived basically downtown, and it's a blast. It's wonderful. Downtown Tulsa is just, there's sports, there's bars, there's like music, there's great food. Love it. I love it. Love it. We're not far from downtown. I'm just a couple miles down the road. We're right up the B.A. ourselves, and if you, right by my apartment, you can hear the motorcycles racing by all the time. Those are sport bikes. Yeah. God, they're annoying. Yeah, yeah. And the ones that are inexperienced that end up bouncing around. Yeah. Yeah, they look like bunker cars out there a lot of times. Oh, then we had fireworks being shot up the other night, middle of the night. That was fun. 3 a.m. Get the crap out of everybody here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I ended up hitting the floor. Seriously, honestly and literally. I jumped up and didn't know where I was on the bed and ended up on the floor. Incoming! I was taking cover, but it was okay. It's all right. This area is so, it is so awesome. It is so alive, and it's just, I love it. I love it. I love it. And then, I got a cool roommate, so how can I complain, you know? Well, I would say we go to the next part of me introducing our origin stories, I'd say. Okay. How about you, sir? See what you have to say here. Oh, dear God. Yeah. I'm going to be a minute. Dun, dun, dun. Oh. So, I would say I'll go as far back as my social media character, at least. No, no. Sorry. I'm trying to think what part of the back I'll go, because it's a long damn story. So, those that don't know me, nothing like this years ago, I used to weigh almost 400 pounds. And, I would say in September of 2010, I stepped on the scale, and it said 397 pounds. And that freaked me out. I was wearing a skin-tight 4X shirt, and I remember the movie about Professor Sherman Clump. He was 400 pounds. Now, granted, they made a movie about him. And I thought, what was scarier was 401. Because I was on track for that. I knew that. And I knew if I saw 400, I was going to see 500. So, it put something in my head to where, I'm not going to see 400. I'm going to get in the gym. I'm going to work out. I'm going to become a competitive power lifter. Um, God, I was wrong. I have some crazy videos on YouTube where I did, like, 500 pound deadlifts off the deck, and things like that. And then, um, but it took a toll on my marriage. Um, I'll leave a lot of, I'll leave dirty laundry out. But I will just say that, you know, when it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. And from my marriage falling apart, I figured out how to basically get the rest of the weight off. I got down to, um, I had health issues too. But I got, I'm down now to 203 pounds. But the big thing for me was, I don't have a fad diet. And I don't have a fad workout. Other than, I jokingly call it prison workout. Just, it's a bunch of calisthenics I do. Over and over and over again. Off the couch, off my bed. Duh. Push-ups wherever. Push-ups off the sink in here, wherever. And I do it to curb anxiety. And instead of getting fit. And it got me down to 5% body fat, it said. And I mean, I'm 40 years old, and I got to stare in the mirror with abs. And that wasn't the best gift I could have given myself. Um, I used to be a real estate agent. And I joined TikTok with the notion of just learning social media for that. I was honestly very promising in the sense that I still can claim this. Every single contract I ever drafted, I closed. I did not have a deal fall through because I was very thorough. I made sure we're not going to lose a deal for my appraisals. I had that stuff ready to go to where we commanded prices. And I had more fun being myself on social media. It didn't take off immediately. But over time, and just trying to figure it out, I started having more fun doing this. I started getting paid. And I got the term of professional smartass. Because I remember when I was a 90s kid, we all remember what our moms used to say. That smartass mouth will make you no money. So my favorite thing was I got monetized the first time ever. It was $1.51. I'll never forget it. I screenshot that invoice. And it was a direct deposit to my account. And I remember I sent that to my mother. And I said, I proved you wrong! And she just said back, I'm so proud of your smartass. And that was the best feeling ever. And so then I coined myself the professional smartass. Because back when the pandemic hit, they had said that we were sit-down comedians. Because you couldn't just stand up stage. Because there were no stages back then. Everything was closed down for the worldwide pandemic. But at the end of the day, I was like, that ain't stupid. I don't want to be a sit-down comic. It sounds so lazy of me. And so that's where I came to term the professional smartass. And just kept it going. I left real estate finally. I put my past behind me, just long story short. In the sense of like, when you go through a divorce, there's going to be people there you don't want to deal with. End of story. And so I finally put that to rest and just said I'm never coming back. And I don't regret it. I love doing the stuff I've done with social media. The people I've met. One of the funniest things ever to me though, that I love from social media that I'll never forget was how me and one of my best friends from TikTok. She's still my TikTok bestie. But how her and I briefly dated, which was hilarious. Now we were just friends. We met and realized we make better friends. And so we didn't try to make a relationship out of it. But it was still funny how we ended up. There's a story about it. Because in January 2022, she posted a video saying, would you date me? And it's supposed to get guys' attention and comments and everything. And I don't respond to those. But it was just funny because I was like, eh, what the hell. So I just said it. It wasn't for distance in a heartbeat. She commented back. We back and forth. It turned out we were each other's TikTok crush. And told the chick from the comment section, I was like, if that doesn't boost your confidence, nothing will. And again, we met. It didn't work out. We ended up making better friends because, you know, it is what it is. But still, that was still the funniest thing because it was like the stigma from the social media stuff is you don't flirt with a chick and think you're going to get the chance to date them. And I got to. And that was like a year into the stuff. And I was just like, that was the cruddest thing ever, I think, was just that I got to do something like that and say. And I got to meet this amazing person. Like, honestly, it was a great meeting. We just said we're still friends. She lives down in Louisiana now with her boyfriend. Louisiana? Yep. And down on the farm in Louisiana, her and her boyfriend, she moved from California down there. And then, if you all don't know, that's when she sent me to give her a follow and show her some love. But, you know, got to meet. My funny one was Quick Trip. I got to meet this guy named Speed Demon. And it was a trip and a half. The one thing about me, I don't call myself famous. I don't care what the follower count says, whether that's big, low, I don't care. I don't see myself like that. But I was watching my windows and someone goes, you're from TikTok, aren't you? I'm like, huh? And they're like, oh, shit, I don't say. And it was my buddy Speed Demon. And he basically, you know, I felt so awkward because I don't know what to say. I'm just like, hi. What's up, dude? Nice to meet you. I mean, I'm just a guy in my Uber ride. And I've been talking for a minute. But I remember sitting there going, I don't know what to say. This is not my norm. And so, yeah. So what's up? Yeah, I mean, it was awkward as hell. But I remember it was just funny because, I mean, it was cool as hell being that. I mean, again, it makes your day whenever it's like I sit in front of a camera and smart off. And I got recognized at DoorDash doing Taco Bell doing DoorDash. And they were like, here's your tacos. I love your videos. I went, what? What, huh? And they went, you're TikTok. And I went, thanks. Bye. Oh, gosh. I can imagine that. Mine is different. I was married to one of the nicest guys on earth. I will never say anything differently about him. And he is actually still one of my best friends. And he's just a great guy. We are wonderful as friends, but we're terrible as spouses for some reason. And we got out of the marriage before we lost the friendship. Because the friendship was much, much more important. But I'm telling you, he is so solid. My mother passed away in 2002. And he was working in Shreveport, Louisiana. And somehow he got here in Tulsa in record time when I said that my mom was leaving. He was here. We were divorced, but he came up here to support me. Hey, Janelle's on here. What up, sweetie? Hi, Janelle. Hey, Janelle. All right. I never remember a thousand followers. She can join us on live whether she can be here or not. Yes, you guys need to follow her. She is awesome. She is amazing. I just love her. Just love her. She's up to 200. We'll get her to a thousand so that way she can join us. Then she can go live. She's so awesome, though. I love her. Oh, man. She balances you out real well. The funniest thing was my son. I was talking to him and I told him that her and I were going to get dating and start dating. I had a little fun back and forth in a minute. He goes, well, I said, it doesn't make sense. I said, I know. She's basically me as a chick. Jayden goes, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, wow. I see it. Yeah. It was the funniest thing ever because it just hit him. I'm like, yeah. That's why you and your brother like her so much. It was cute because we all have a really, really good chemistry. That is the biggest blessing to me is just her kids and my kids get along so well. It's just been a very, very good dynamic. Your kids could get along with a rattlesnake. They're sweethearts. Well, I say that and there's a puppy dog in their neighborhood. They're not fans of what I hear about. Really? Yeah. All right. 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Such a naughty conversation. Bad, bad boy. Right? Hang on. The speaker's acting up. Cool. It's still working, but just in case anything. Power on. This is live. Obviously. This is how live works, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. So if the live goes down, guys, we're going to keep the recording going. But we're having fun just kind of back and forthing a little bit. That's the episode, honestly. Interacting live. And I need to check with the comments again because I had no idea. I know. I just saw a comment go beep. I saw the white notification. I was like, aw, crap. I'm like, I'm barely even cussing. So at least I didn't have it on Fortnite. Oh, you're not playing Fortnite. And then they'd probably be mad at me then. Oh, Fortnite. So. Straight in on Fortnite. That's fun, though. But, yeah, basically, so the story about the ducks. So our team, our manager was from Wisconsin. And so our team name was Honey Badgers. Our rival team was named the Ducks. And it was fun. But we always have rivalries. And we had a little mascot, a little furry honey badger, who was under my protection. He was held under my desk. And he talked. And he talked. And he got stolen. And I took it personal. Because I lost my desk. So I was like, how did he get it? They had to inflate a boy's duck. It had to be inflated and hidden. And nobody knew where it was. Oh, I hid it really well. And it was the funniest thing. Because, eventually, Kurt went, okay, guys, it was funny. But you've got to give it up now. Yeah. But why? It's irritating. And it's ugly. Yeah. But I did let them know where I had hid it. I think the only people that knew where it was was you, me, and Sydney. But that was it. Yeah. And we won't tell anybody. I didn't care what happened. I was like, I don't recall. Don't make me get into ugly. All I did was put it in between a cube wall and a window. And you could have walked right there and seen it. I'm pretty sure everybody saw it. It was the brightest, florescent yellow you've ever seen. I'm pretty sure Kurt was like, really? That's where it was? Yeah. Everybody, when I pulled it out, was like, are you serious? They were almost mad that it was so simple. They could have found it if they knew and just been like, oh, we'll just take it back. Yes, it was funny. It was great. And I brought in duck sauce. We did all sorts of stuff. It was really, it was funny. Miss Blair, the pit bull is in the house. That is my moderator. Oh, I love, mmm. So basically, the fun story with my moderators, I have two of them. That's nice. Misty Blair and True Love is Real. And so basically what they do is if we get trolls that are being mean, whatever, saying mean stuff, we've got to give them energy. We wouldn't anyway. We wouldn't anyway. But I had made a mistake one day where I was toying with a troll and then got hit with a violation. So I don't toy with them anymore. I don't even say what the violation was just so I don't make any censors mad because they're sensitive. I feel sorry for the trolls. Plus they're fluffy, a little hard to play with. So what we do now is I've got two pit bulls that we'll just block them and get rid of them. We don't even entertain them, so that way we always stay positive energy on the podcast. So anyway, that would be Miss Blair. And I probably let her on True Love is Real being here too. And like I said, if there's ever trolls, it's funny because every once in a while I'll say comments were deemed inappropriate. And I'm like, who's trying to make me blush? I don't know if it's actually anything in particular, but at the same time it's just one of my little, you'll see those once in a while. We're all ornery it turns out. Hey, you know, life is too short to be serious. It's over all the time. You've got to have fun. You've got to have fun. Facts. I'm going to take a quick 60 seconds because someone's got to pay bills. That's the both of us. So I'm going to give a quick plug to this guy right here. This is our Morento air filter. Has a number that goes all the way up to 999. And I know that because I've gotten it up to there. Don't ask how we know that. We know how we did that. If you saw the cleanse, colon cleanse, you know how. Okay, that was out of left field. He says I was banned after seven days from my apartment. The blue bean is not the air filter at 999. Yes, they still stink, but not 999 stink. That's what he says. He has this thing. It's gotten to work out. It's awesome. But it's got a sensor on there. I tested it out pretty good where I bled an incense. Over at the corner of the room over there. Anyway, we tested to see how it would do. A little incense stick and it pulled a 85, which was enough to kick the fan on. And then, what do you call it, get the sensor to go. Tell you what, I will go in and let me see here. I've got one last plug for it here. Let me get the detail on it. This one will clear a room up to 1,076 square feet. That's a whole apartment. Basically, we leave the windows open and I got this thing. I love it because mainly my son, my youngest son, does have medical issues with his lungs. He has asthma. And so when I got the offer to showcase this thing, immediately I thought to myself and my son, I'm like, oh, God, yes. I will find a way to get this thing showcased because if I could keep this thing and it keeps the room air quality good for my son to where he's not having breathing problems, gladly, gladly do that one. And so let me see here. It does have a couple of different modes on here. It has a nighttime mode, has fan 4 speed. You can have 2, 5, 8 hours, and you can have automatic, which I do. So that way if you do light an incense or other smoky substances, it will automatically kick on and then blow the fan, which will go as fast as that right there. And if you want to go nighttime, nighttime if you don't want to hear the noise, boom, there you go. So back to auto. Well, we've had some ozone alert days around here, and it kicks on. Yeah. So it's picking up like even on ozone. Yeah. So it knows it's set up and it's working. You know, it's color coordinated, green, yellow, red. Red obviously means it is going to overtime working. Mm-hmm. But yeah, you can get these at the TikTok shop, and I like it. I've had it for a week now. And, I mean, the certain odors I used to have in here aren't there no more because it picks it up. It's got a filter on the front and the back. So, all right. Highly recommend. Yes. Now, onto, let's see. So what else are we going to talk about? We've got comments. Let's see if we've got comments here. I'm going to let you in. All right. Let's see if we can catch up on any comments. 1,200 pounds, I know it's not going to be as scary as my fourth wall. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. All right. Man. So we're up to a 35-minute episode. Not bad. Not bad. I know. Do you need some more protein? Well, I will be, man. When you apply. Right? Oh, no, don't scare me again. If you guys haven't seen the Coleman Consumer Showcase, you need to see it. They made an ad out of it. That was the best part. Yeah. In real life, I did go under 200 pounds. That's going to be part of the Day 7 commercial that we'll film outside, and we're going to simulate like I smoked out the apartment with the colon cleanse, and so we'll simulate that like I'm sitting in a chair going, it's Day 7, I'm not allowed in my apartment anymore, and have them all peeking out there like, oh, you know. There were some days. It still works, though. Yeah, I do it with grace. They should have called it Roader Rooter. Mm-hmm. Should have called it TNT on the colon. But, yeah. I really did. Yeah, and, I mean, honestly, I'm very thankful for it in real life. You're 40 years old, and, you know, you're thankful when things get to work properly. Yeah, I agree, even though I'm honest. I'm older than my 40, but that's okay. And how is it? You know, I still feel like, dang, I'm in my 20s, but my body says, Woman, shut up. Well, my dad put it best whenever we were shooting Bulls last time. He said, it's still up here, but it ain't over here no more. No, it is not. No, unfortunately not. Getting ready for the faint of heart. Mm-hmm. It's better than the alternative. Yeah, it really is. But, yeah, it's fun because, you know, my folks live out in VA, and my dad is 76, my mom is 65. You wouldn't know it. My dad still has a forehead of black hair almost. He actually tried to gray it. Like, actually put silver and make himself silver. It would look nuts. We were like, Dad, you look like a skunk. We teased. We ain't afraid to tease him. My family, if you're not being picked on, they don't like it. It's fun. Like, when my father, he had a medical episode. We'll leave the details out. But I remember what my uncle said to him when he walked into the hospital room. First thing he said, what if they end up holding him in parks in too long? Don't mind. God, we fell out laughing. And my dad was laughing the hardest. Like I said, leave details out, but I remember that joke right there, and I fell out on that one. Like, oh, my God. I love it. Yeah, my brother. My brother's nine years older than me, and he has always busted me with something. Growing up, you know, Jingle Bells, Michelle Smells, you always heard that one, of course, and whatever else he could come up with and do the Beatles song, change the words to the Beatles song for me, and, yeah. But that was his way of showing he on me. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. He's a pretty cool brother. He can sing. I wish he would sing more often. I've got a lot of siblings. I am baby brother to about ten siblings, figuratively. So, yes, I have a Ph.D. at being a pain in the ass, but it's interesting. That's what you get along. Work with the babies. Right? Right. And a Gemini Leo, too. I'm a Leo. I know this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, the funny one about it was my siblings, my oldest one is my mama's age, and so my oldest four are actually my first cousins. My uncle passed away, and the whole family took them all in as siblings. So they all are considered to all of us brothers and sisters. And then my dad's kids, there's six of them, of us. And so, yeah, three boys, three girls, and I'm the youngest of the boys. And, yeah, I can command attention if I want to. We all do this. Well, I call myself the baby. On my mom's side, my brother, of course, we have the same mama, different dad. And then on my daddy's side, I've got two sisters. I've had two sisters. One of them is still with me, thank goodness. Cheryl Jean is in heaven now. But Kathleen, shout out to my sister Kathleen, who just survived and defeated ovarian cancer. I'm so proud of her. But she's the oldest, and she's incredible too. I'm very lucky. I've got good siblings. And I'm the brat. I have one younger sister, and that would be my sister Vanessa. And aside from that, yeah, me. And I would say it's been interesting because, I mean, I was that sweet boy growing up. You know, I was, you know, just like my youngest or my oldest son. You know, give a shirt off his back, heart of gold. Shane is a sweetheart. He is. And then somewhere along the line, I quit giving a shit and found initiative hilarious. And there you go. I was a good kid when I was little, and then I don't know what happened. I got bored. But I've always been kind of a goody two-shoes in some ways, but in other ways I'm not. Like I said, I come up with great ideas and put other people up to them, and I try to hide behind it. Yeah. But I got called out by my mama all the time for that. She always knew. My dad didn't. My dad, blind to it, blind to it. No, that's my little girl. She wouldn't do that. Blah, blah, blah. Mom, no, she called me out. See, the downside to having so many older siblings was you couldn't get away with a damn thing. Try being the only one in the household. Hmm? Try being the only one in the household. Shoot. Shoot. There was no one to blame. I even heard blame the dogs. And there would be times I really did do something, and I'm like, I don't know who did it, but it wasn't me. I still took the fall. Hmm. Yeah, I did... There is no question. It was entertaining because, I mean, obviously my brother I'm closest to is Petone. He's about 11 years older than me. And, yeah, he knew how to mess with me as a kid. He was that quintessential big brother knows how to mess with little brother. You don't tell your big, you don't admit to your big brother that you're afraid of the dark. Or you will have core memories from it. Well, you can see what my daddy did to my brother. Hmm. My dad's uncle, Uncle Pete. Yep. He was a mortician in Wichita, Kansas. Oh, God. And they had the clapping light. Oh, God. So they took my brother. He was like 10, 11 years old. Yeah. And they took him in the casket room. It was a dark casket display room. And dogs didn't know where he was or anything. And they kind of backed off, and they clapped the lights on, and the lights come on. And here's all these open caskets. Oh, my God. They said he screamed like a girl and ran out of there. And my brother was never petite. My brother played semi-pro football. He was, you know. Yeah. No, he cleared the room. But, yeah, that's what they did to him. You could have done that to your brother. Oh, I had some fun. So, um, oh, I had a good one that reminds me of a scary prank. The best one I ever did wasn't my brother. It was an old boss of mine. It was a rent-to-own company that's no longer in business. But, um, so, anyway, one morning I had a key, so I was able to go and do the opening shift. And so I was able to turn the alarm off while the assistant manager, Floyd, got there. And he was like, hey, I got an idea. 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Oh, dang. So we did it. We pulled off an hour episode. Holy cow, Batman. Yeah, right. And that wasn't even hard at all. No. So I didn't go to bed. It's 10 o'clock because I got an Uber in the morning. I got to go to that J.O.B. thing too. Yes. And I have to go into office tomorrow. Yeah. Plus I have an Uber client at like 830 in the morning. Stacy. Stacy. Yep. We love Stacy. So yeah, I got to go take her to work. I got it. So those that don't know, I do Uber, but I also do have personal clients and some of them go, Hey, we like Uber. Can we just call you? Sure. Stacy, you'll hear Stacy's name. She's one of my closest friends. And her daughter is like my goddaughter, just door Princess Catherine. And then her oldest daughter is my spirit child. If I had a child, that would have been it right there. Her sarcasm, her onerousness. Oh, God, I love kids. She's me. Yeah. So that would be fun. I got the Uber in the morning and then I'll have the Uber a bit. Oh, a hiccup? Yeah, a little bit. But yeah, I'll have the babies after an afternoon sometime at 4 o'clock. Yay! I love those kids. They're awesome. I know, right? And then 4th of July is coming up. Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing at the moment. You need to put the charcoal together. You guys, you agree. We need the charcoal together so that we can charcoal. Yes, please agree with me on this. We got to have charcoal for 4th of July. Oh, I found out we are having something shipped to us. The rolling grill thing I told you about. Oh, cool. So basically, I'm going to have a thing where I can put food up in there like veggies, chicken, kebabs, whatever else, and then spin it over open fire. Yum, yum, yum. I have brats. I mean, come on now. We got brats. Oh, man. We need to charcoal the brats. Oh, I am so ready for bed, guys. Yeah. So this will conclude the episode of the Smokehole podcast. Let me go turn the recording off here on this end right here. Okie dokie. So guys, we hope you enjoyed this episode. Tune in every week. We will be, like I said, we will be showcasing on every single streaming podcast with the exception of iTunes. I'm working on that. But that'll be it, guys.