Gabriel Z Chester the cheetah_01

This is a transcription of a wedding ceremony at the Mischief and Matrimony Chapel in Las Vegas. The officiant jokingly introduces themselves as a cheater and talks about the couple's origins in Florida. They ask the couple if they promise to be partners in mischief, through good and bad times, until they get sick of each other. The officiant then pronounces them partners in mischief and tells them to smile for a cheesy photo. Welcome to the Mischief and Matrimony Chapel, the cheesiest wedding chapel on the Las Vegas Strip. I'm just a cheater, but of course, you already knew that. We're gathered here today to unite Josh and Judy in mischievous matrimony, who are visiting us all the way from, uh, where are you from exactly? Florida. I heard it's the law to move there when you turn 60. Anyways, may your love remain forever as hot as flaming hot Cheetos. Do you, Josh, take the Judy to be your partner in mischief? In puffy times and in crunchy? In times of snackin' and in times when the bag is empty? Until you both get sick of each other? And do you, Judy, take the Josh to be your partner in mischief? In puffy times and in crunchy? In times of snackin' and in times when the bag is empty? Until you both get sick of each other? Then, by the fictional authority vested in me, by myself, I now pronounce you partners in mischief. Now turn around, smile, and say cheesy!