character demo 5.20.24 2.0

Dude, that CGI is cheesier than my puffs! And why is the hero always eating plain popcorn? Get some Cheetos in there, man. Forget the flying cars, I'm flying Cheetos. Hm? Ah! My tail! This is terrible, Drew! My cat with no tail! It's like a cat with no clothes! Wait, I hardly ever wear clothes. Did it fall silent? You think you know me? It was I who languished for years. Thinking of nothing but you. Nothing but this moment. I don't need fancy spells or delicate weapons. My axe and rage will bring any foe to their knees. Well, no wonder you're late. This clock is exactly two days slow. Aha! I see what's wrong with this watch. It's full of wheels. You've never heard of a Pokémon before? You truly have traveled a long way, haven't you? Well, these three here are what we call Pokémon. Squirtle Squirtle Puddle Puddle Puddle Puddle You leave me no choice, brother. One shall stand, one shall fall. I don't like this. We don't even know what we're fighting. I know, but I've got kids in that building.