Spreadsheets and nerd shit

And we're back. Oh, shit. We are. We are back. Oh, yeah, shit. Who, uh... There was a fucking TikTok sound going around like that where it's like some guy who's oblivious and he's like, yeah, and I even used the hard R and the friend just looks at him and he goes, dude, what? And he said, like, something stupid. And he's like, I don't think that means what you think that means. It's not... Damn it. Damn pirates. Damn pirates. Hard. It was rated R. I was listening to a podcast today and two of the guys, I've watched Lord of the Rings and love Lord of the Rings and the third guy doesn't and they were talking about like comparing football players to like Gollum and shit in Lord of the Rings and the one dude goes something about like... Yeah, it reminds me of that one movie, The Two Buildings. 9-11? Yeah, right. Wow. Yeah, I was just thinking that too. But if you say Two Towers, it's also like 9-11. So they didn't choose the name very well. It's not their fault. Do you think that's why Lord of the Rings came out? I mean, it came out not too long after 9-11, right? Yeah. Did Lord of the Rings return to Bin Laden? Sequel series. Bin Laden. God, that's a lot of hell in that shit. You guys want some drink? No. This is my second shirt of the day. Oh yeah, what happened to your pink clothes? I had a meeting today where we had to like place people in branches. So it's not like anybody's losing their job or anything, but we're moving some people to different branches. So we can... It's like what they requested. So some people wanted to move. But we were in a tiny room for like four hours today. And I just got so fucking sweaty. I sweat through my shirt. I was like, I don't know why. You were so nervous you were going to lose your job. No, I... So basically what it was, each branch was fighting for employees. I got everything I wanted. I can't believe it. I got all the employees I wanted. Some of them are going to be full-time, who are now part-time. I have to cut this from here. I can't actually say this, but I can cut some pieces. So people are going to go from part-time to full-time. I'm going to get a replacement for one of my other people. So I got everything. I had a whole... I'm mad at myself because the day before I created a whole almost spreadsheet of why I needed these employees. I did breakdown of transactions per day, transactions per hour, shit like that. When I get in the meeting, I don't even bring it fucking up. I don't even bring it up until the end. I'm like, I had a whole spreadsheet created for this. And they're like, oh man, that looks kind of cool. I'm like, yeah, it doesn't matter though. So that was my day. Dude, I'm a fucking nerd. Do you ever fuck around with Excel? No. Excel's fun as fuck. Sure, man. I don't see what all you can do with it besides you set up a little calculator for cells and stuff. It's not even just a calculator. One of my favorite things I'm trying to learn is called an if-then... if-and-then Strain? Can I take a hit of your water? Sorry. Thanks, brother. Fuck you. If-and-then formulas. So like, it's basically saying if column A and B show 5 and column C and D show 10, column E and F will equal 15. So it's like those equations, but think of it also in... Oh my god, Excel's so fun because it's fucking math! It also works for words. So if it goes like one of the spreadsheets I'm creating is if I have to transfer like if I have to go from one branch to another during the day How long are we on this? Four minutes. Okay, cool. I just... 15-minute gaps. So I don't want to go too long. So shut me off. Shut me off when you want me to shut up, though, you know what I'm saying? Foundation. Anyways. Okay, stop. Fuck. See what they do to me. Trying to have a conversation here. If I go from my branch to my other branch in that same day I get the claim mileage for it. Oh, for real? Yeah. So that also includes like today I had to go from my branch to the main branch and I get the claim mileage for that. So instead of me manually every single day writing down what branch I went to how many miles it is, and the rate at which we get paid I'm creating an Excel spreadsheet, which I almost have perfected, that basically says if column whatever has BC in it and column... so column A and B have BC in it, column C and D have BK in it then column D and E will equal however many miles it is from each branch. So I don't even have to type, I don't have to do the math I just type in BCBK and it does the math for me. What I already have though is it calculates the total of miles I drive during the month times the rate at which we get paid per mile and it gives me a dollar a month that I get to... So it just does that all for me so that at the end of the month I just submit it and it's simple. You still gotta fill it in though. Yeah. I don't know. It's cool but... I know it's... It's a lot. A lot of the things we do on a daily I want to automate. I'm keeping track of where I'm going and how much I'm making. But it's automation that's the thing. Like one of it one I've created though is... Aren't you manually inputting the... At some point I'm just gonna have selection boxes where you just select BCBK and it'll equal it out. But that is more... There's levels to this shit bro. I'm on level 2. That's level 5. One of the guys at work Chris Chaney uncut showed me pivot tables which is like an extreme version of Excel and I'm like I don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now bro. I'm on this and he goes okay I'll come back to you in like a year. So that was my boring story for this segment of boring stories. Anybody else got one? I don't know if I can top that. That was that boring? I clean windows today so I normally I normally like start in an up and down pattern so I just move it around and then go side to side grab another piece of paper up and down. Did you get the squeak too? Oh yeah. Then I got microfiber cloth You were bored as fuck today weren't you? I wanted to see the fucking birds today. You did? You did see the birds today? I did. I saw a lot of birds. Cardinal called the Blue James A new bird. And you refilled their food right? Yep. And we now have an Eastern Meadowlark hanging around. Is there an app for that? No but I googled it and that's what it looks like. Eastern Meadowlark. Yellow on the front. Big fucking bird. Big fucking bird. How many is that now out there? It's a lot. It's got a little achy area. That's a nice Sunday morning right there. It's all due to today was great cause it was like sunny. All due to sunny outside And I can see everything You know what you could do? With all the different birds you could put them in a spreadsheet. You're really good though. Yeah for real. I mean the fact that you looked up that. You're making fun of me. This guy's also a fucking spreadsheet nerd too. I'm learning. He's like a level one. He's a fucking nerd too? He's like a level one. I'm like a level two. So we're close. I'm like a level I'm on the level of pajamas saying that. There isn't really so I use it for spreadsheets again. Fuck. I use it for figuring out my monthly budget and I found something online that's like a it's a template for like the snowball method for like paying off debt. So I figured out how to do those two things. But to me I'm like that's all I feel like I can use it for is calculating something like that. Budget. Whatever. Like what else? I know there's more cause people are obsessed with it. I normally just draw my calculator on my phone. I just do this times this divided by this. Or even when I was budgeting before like I preferred just a piece of notebook paper and a bunch of pluses and minuses. I have my budget or I have my calculator on a spreadsheet right now and it calculates it to the sense of what I elect based off of the interest rate I pay on each loan like the average interest rate. Is that the one that I sent you? No. Like I went even more detailed but I did use some of your forms. I was going to ask you if you got it working. No more spreadsheet talk cause that's boring as fuck. Spreadsheet section done. Oh did you like understand? Like did you use it to work? I just sell phones man. I got no spreadsheets. One of my bosses has spreadsheets which is really helpful. But yeah. Like he's probably a nerd too. Oh yeah. Ryan's a fucking whore when it comes to that. They have tiktoks for it and when I first saw it I'm like this is fucking lame. And now I'm like fuck. Fucking Ben he's on like Chris Chaney is better but Ben is pretty deep in the excels too. He sells spreadsheets and shit. Where do you work? Hospice. Yeah yeah. Cut. Yeah cause I knew. Fucking names bro. He used to talk about it like when I first moved here like when I was checking out what he was doing at work he was like oh those are spreadsheets. I'm like oh. So I knew that he did. We're in an accounting podcast right now. The accountants of this podcast are listening and loving it. Yup. What I wouldn't do now to get the same stimulus checks that we got before I knew how to do my finances better. Maybe that'd be great. That's $1200. That's a fucking trigger word for you man. No that money was nice. That money was so nice. Had those Trump checks. Trump checks. The Biden bucks weren't as good. He only gave us what like $400 I think you did? He did another $400. I thought it was like $600. Yeah. I thought we got like $1200 for the first time. $1200 the first time. That shit was nice. And then there was a $400 along the way. Well that was the car insurance one. That was nice. From Michigan. You got that? Yeah. Insured car in Michigan. It was only a year and a half ago right? I just didn't know if they let you claim that or not cause I thought it was like a certain amount of how many years your car was insured in Michigan. Well by then it had already been like 2 or 3. Cause I was still at a... I just thought they would be like bitches and be like insured for 5 years or some shit. Yeah. It was crazy with all the checks that came through for them but. Yeah that was crazy. Even especially the stimulus ones that was... God. You see my new watch for you bro? What you got there pal? You inspired me but mine's like a rope. I like it. I like yours too. That's expensive though. Yeah I'm trying not to sell this thing. I think my co-worker told me you can probably get $600 out of it. You don't like it? Or you just want $600? I don't need to pay $30 a month for this. Oh you pay for it? Yeah. Oh for the cellular. Yeah. You don't pay for yours? No I don't. I don't have cellular on it. That's just to watch the cell. I wanted to watch. Yeah. But I wasn't having a child or getting married and I was like money I don't care. Right. Do you do you still need to get a phone line when you get a fucking smart watch these days? No I got this from Amazon and you get the non-cellular version and you're good. Because all it is is bluetooth. Yeah this is connected to my phone. So the cellular is only viable if you are used to your phone dying a lot, you lose your phone a lot, or you can't use your phone. Yeah. And where you're at. That's why it's justifiable for the extra thing for it. This has wireless itself so even if my phone does die I can still wifi call people. Nice. There's my dude. There's been a lot of nerd shit in this last 13 minutes. Not even like fun nerd shit. We're surrounded by anime superheroes, Star Wars, and we're talking about fish. Segment. Cut. And then stop recording. Sorry. Cut. We just have to press the black button.