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One, two, three, clap. You did it again. Did you do it? One, two, three, clap. Yeah, I don't know. You can't do it. Maybe there's a time thing. Maybe there's a time thing with time delay. Okay, so you can start with the intro. Intro number one. Wait, am I doing that part? We switched it now. Whoops. Okay, sorry, I'll start. Hello, socios. You're saying except for the murder thing. You were supposed to say that part. No, you were supposed to say it. You're saying the whole... Okay, fine. Wait, okay, no. Okay, let's do it again. Hello, socios. Except for the murder thing. Go ahead. All right, that's not so good, but let's do it again. You start this time. Welcome to when I grow up, I want to be a sociopath. Except... Yeah. I was going to say except, and then you can say... Well, never mind. Okay, let's do it again. You do hello, socios. Welcome to when I grow up, I want to be a sociopath. Where we discuss ways to tame your inner sociopath. Okay, do it again. I'll start. Hello, socios. Except for the murder thing. While having fun and remaining a relatively normal human. Okay. Isn't everything relative? Everything is relative. Yeah. All right, should we do some more? Hello, socios. Except where we discuss ways to tame your inner sociopath while having fun and... Yeah, I think we're getting a little whack out. Okay, let's do some outros. Okay, I'll start. Thanks for listening to... Don't forget to subscribe, download, rate, and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, anger equals creativity. Or email us at sociopathpod at gmail.com. Yeah, I'm feeling very sociopathic towards you the way you just messed that one up. So, we are, we are behaving. Allegedly. No, anger. No, the frying pan was allegedly dirty. Anger equals creativity is a thing, right? It's a thing. Okay. Oh, that's true. Allegedly clean. Okay, let's do it again. We do. But you know, don't they do that thing where it's seasoned? You do that, like, it's not dirty, it's seasoned. No, it's not. No, it wasn't. Although, that would have been a better murder weapon for a cast iron. How hard is it to wipe prints off a cast iron? Because technically you can't wash it, so how do you get the prints off? Right? Yes, yes. Yeah, no, we're not going to Google it. Okay, all right. Well, no, I don't want that on my, no, do it on your work computer. Do it on your boss's work computer. Can I borrow your computer for a minute? Okay, or somebody you don't like, yeah. I also want to know how to, no, I'm not going to go there. Okay, let's try our thing again. Did I start the outro last time you started? Don't forget to subscribe, download, rate, and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, I'll do this. Oh, okay, great. Let's, let's, let's flip it. Thanks for listening to when I grew up and wanted to be a sociopath. Okay, you have a very, like, professional, professional, like, I can speak on the radio voice. It's like more, it's like, it's almost, it's, it's great for, like, if you were the guy reading the ads, hello, here's how you buy toilet paper at the store. Come visit our, you know, do I mean, like, it's a very, where I think I'm a little bit more like loosey goosey, where I think you're more professional, but that's just, that's probably in life too, right? I think I might have, I think I might have just said you have a stick, you have a stick up your butt, you have a stick up your butt. No, but not on these podcasts. You have a very, you've got that, you know, like, professional voice where I don't. Should we do any more? What do you think? Okay, so each time we meet, we try to turn a negative into a positive, or at least have a fun, at least have fun trying. And of course, send us your sociopathic, I can't say that word, sociopathic stories. We'd love to hear them. Okay, I think we're good for now. We've done six minutes of these. And again, she can tell us if, you know, how to do it differently or what we should be doing. I'm going to hit stop record. Does that turn off? No, it didn't turn off. How do I hit stop? There's a stop.