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DID YOU KNOW HUMAN MEAT HAVE A SIMILAR TEXTURE TO BEEF AND A SIMILAR TASTE TO PORK? ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PALM IS THE LEAST APPEALING PART OF THE HUMAN BODY? WHY? WELL, IT'S BECAUSE IT'S TOO BONY AND DOESN'T HAVE ALOT OF MEAT, BUT I HEARD IT'S GOOD. ALSO, CANNIBLES DON'T LIKE BUFF PEOPLE, AS THE MUSCLE IS TOO HARD TO CHEW, AND THEY DON'T LIKE FAT PEOPLE BC THE FAT IS USUALLY UNAPPEALING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SLOW STEW. ALSO, MOST CANNIBLES DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WITH TATOOS BC OF THE INK.