Comic Clip

The speaker doesn't use their gym and feels lost when they go. They randomly use whatever machine is available and only focus on exercising their neck. They find it frustrating that they have to pay $750 for this. The speaker wants to cancel their membership and is upset that they have to either go in person or write a letter to do so. They joke that they didn't sign the contract during the civil war. I don't use my gym. Do you use your gym? I wander in every three months and I go, I don't know how to do this. My entire workout, the whole thing, this is the discipline I have. The whole thing is based on whatever machine is open. That's how I do it. I walk around like a lost toddler for three and a half minutes, and then I go, I guess I'm going to do neck today. Just going to do all neck. I'm just going to bang out a few on the scoliosis machine over here. That's all I do. I do three sets of neck, both sides, and then I go home. And it costs $750. So if you could please let me out, just please. He said, if you don't want to come in and cancel in person, there's a second way to cancel my gym membership. This is what he said. You can write a letter. Write a letter. I was furious. You know why? Because I didn't sign this contract during the civil war.