Right Again: The Worst of Eric & Gord : Eric's Picks 2

The main ideas from this information are: - Discussion about Woody Allen and the controversy surrounding his relationship with his adopted daughter. - Criticism of the Me Too movement and the lack of attention given to Woody Allen's actions. - Discussion about a politician caught in a gay orgy despite being anti-gay. - Reflection on the lack of fire safety measures in factories, particularly in India. Criticism of companies for not prioritizing the safety of their workers. The following program is for adult audiences only. This is... This is... Eric and Gordon, what if we're right? Right now. Are you ready? Find and like us on Facebook. Follow us on Instagram. You know something that came up the other day? I was looking at some news and it came up on it. Might have caught it? No, not yet. There's a meme that came across on social media about... I mentioned this to you actually last week. I think it was about Woody Allen. Why is it that nobody has brought up shit saying, but Woody Allen, the fact that he's fucking his paid for fucking daughter, and that's who he's married to. We were just talking about how fucked up that was and how he's so highly respected in the industry, but meanwhile this is the guy who, you know, has been basically... The point I was trying to make is if that shit went down now, he would get fucking lynched. Like in the 90s, it was quite okay. Well, yeah, but since everybody else is being lynched for shit they did in the 90s, why is he not being lynched for the fact that that's what he did? Maybe it's because there's only one of him. Like, you can't have a Me Too movement if it's just about one dude. The Woody 2 movement. The Woody 2 movement. Woody? Like a question? Woody? Did he? Did he? Yeah, he did. But that's the thing. Like, nobody else has done that fucked up shit. So you can't have, like... The world's not going to... You can't just lynch a guy. It's not like a... Like, what Weinstein did, that's a thing that needs to be reigned in because a whole bunch of them are doing it. What he did? Only one fucking weirdo did that. So... Everybody knows that's not like a thing that's going on. That's one fucking guy. And the whole world knew. And everyone went, Ew! But we want to be in your movie. So, yeah. I always never liked his movies. That's... I think that's probably why. He's a pathetic old man, and nobody else is getting on board with that. Nobody's like, Well, maybe he just didn't understand the rules. Like, and the rules aren't clear. In the 70s, you could grab a girl and kiss her, and that was fine. Like, there's no... At some point, it was okay to buy an Asian person and marry them. There's no point where that was, like, misconstrued as... The lines were blurry, ever. Like, you should adopt a child, raise her, and marry her when she's 21. That's never been, like, a gray area there. And in case you guys don't know, we have some young listeners. Don't adopt children from other countries and then brainwash them and marry them when they're older. That's... We frown upon that. It's not, like, illegal, apparently. But it's frowned upon. Apparently, it's fully accepted. But we just think it's a bad thing. I'm looking on wish.com every night for one, but they don't come up for sale very often. That's when my credit card got rejected before she arrived, so... What a fucking thing. That's just... Not a child. Don't fucking... Oh, God. And it's not like that kid was normal to begin with, raised by fucking Woody Allen. How weird is she? Because one of the things I brought up on at the end of the show was just, like, the weirdest stories that came out of 2020. And there is one where it's the Hungarian MEP Josef Szaszaszar, whatever, where him, along with more than 20 other acquaintances, were caught literally pants down at a lockdown-busting sex party in the center of Brussels in December. Breaking the lockdown was bad enough, but the funny thing about it is he's a far-right politician that has a history of cracking down on LGBTQI dead Harry the Sixth. Every time. Right? And it was a gay orgy. Yeah, every time. It always is. Whenever someone is, like, very, very anti-gay, they're gonna get busted in a gay orgy. It happens every fucking time. Yeah. I just don't get it. Like, why... If you are a gay politician, why... I just don't get it. Like, why would you... You know you're gonna get busted for it. It always happens. Stop... Maybe, if you're taking a stance against them, don't go to the gay orgy. Just, like... I'm not gay, so I don't understand, really, the, like, how alluring these things are, but it's always a fucking gay orgy, you see? Someone would... Like, before you get into politics, someone would be like, all right, I'm telling you right now, don't go to the gay orgy. I know you want to, but don't. Yeah, don't. You're gonna get... They're gonna find out. Just don't go. It's always... And, like, how could you just... I don't know. Like, even if I had an opportunity to go to a bunch of orgies all the time, I probably would skip most of them. Yeah. Yeah. And you gotta think, at the rate that these guys get caught, it's not their first rodeo. Yeah, and that's just it, like... Oh, my God. They've been caught... Like, they've been to a thousand to get caught at one, obviously. Yeah. You don't get caught at your first gay orgy. No. No, that literally does not happen. That's just fucking hilarious. I love it just... Every time... Every time someone speaks out against it, it's a gay orgy. I don't stand the homosexuals. I'm gonna be tough on the homosexuals. You're going to a gay orgy tonight, aren't you? Yeah. Every time. I love it. Thank you, Hungry. I'm not. No. No. I'm not gay. Love the dick. What? That wasn't me. I love it. I think it's great. Like, just... I don't know why you can't just admit. Like, yeah, I chug cock, and I wanna run your country. That's fine. That's cool. Whatever. I don't care. Have at it. Run the country? Well, just don't be... Oh, gays are bad. I hate the gays. I'll be at my gay orgy. Gays can't do this, but I'm gonna suck a dick when I'm done here. It's not gay if you're on top. It's... It's only gay if you're receiving. Exactly. Oh, my God. Are you gay? No, sir, I am not. My boyfriend's a fucking flamer, though. My boyfriend's flaming gay, but I'm not. It's cool, Hungry. Whatever. You have a gay orgy prime minister. That's cool. So, yeah. So, there's that. That was quite genius. That's how he chooses to, like... I guess if you're gonna... Like, if you're gonna violate the lockdown, gay orgy's the way to go. Like... Yeah. If you're not gonna social distance and you're gonna get caught for it, like, do it spectacularly like that. Don't be like one of these ones who gets caught in the gym. That's boring and stupid. Or the Ontario lady who got caught in a liquor store three hours after her test. Yeah. Fucking hell. That's not... But if she had been caught at a gay orgy... That would be awesome. That would be... There was a denim factory that had caught fire. Shocking. Right? Now... I mean, the whole place got straight up gutted, burned. Like, I mean, there was just... Just everything's fucking melted. But the weird thing is... I'm trying not to laugh, because this is legit fucking horrible. Correct. Now... Nothing about this... Apparently nobody died, which I find shocking as all hell. But they only had one door in and out of this factory. And the only way to get to that door was to climb up a ladder. That's a sketchy factory. That is a death... Oh, sorry. Seven people died. Oh. That's a little different than nobody. I was almost, like, happy that this was not a bad story. And then now seven people died in the last five seconds. That was tragic. Yeah. But yeah. So seven people died. But again, when you're talking about an Indian factory, which... This is a pretty long building. Yeah. Usually like 7,000 people. Like, they never get out. Yeah. They all die when these things fucking collapse. I... Like... Now... I get it. I've seen, like, documentaries and shit where they show these factories and how horrible they are. And really, it's not even that surprising that there's one door that you gotta go up a ladder to get to. But... Now, I know the answer to this. I'm not even gonna ask a why fucking question. But... How do these corporate motherfuckers not go and see that and at least put in a fucking fire exit? Like, I get that you're all pieces of shit. And that making your shoes for 12 cents instead of 15 cents makes a big fucking deal to the billion dollars you can make every year. But how do you... With... In... With a... Being a human being with a fucking brain in your head and a conscience, how do you not go see your factory ever and say, Hey, let's give these guys a fucking fire extinguisher or another door. Like, how does that not... I know you're never gonna change it to human conditions that are fit for people to work in. That's fine. We all accept that you're pieces of shit and we'll never do that for your workers. But how do you not at least give them a fire exit? Or like... Something... Put a fire extinguisher under all their desks because you know they're gonna die if there's ever a fucking fire. Like... How do you not just scrape up a hundred bucks for someone to get a sawzall to cut a hole in the back of the factory? I... That's the thing I don't get. I just don't understand how, like... Clearly this factory must obviously be in the basement of something. But, like... A set of stairs, even? Right? Just... Throw in some stairs? Right? Why a ladder? Why a ladder? Like, that's just so bad. Uh... Any... Does it say who they made the jeans for? Well, usually it's more than one company. It's, like, several companies but... Well, this one here the company is called Nanden Denim. Yeah, but who do they make jeans for? They're not... They're not making jeans for Indians. Um... Actually they... It's always a fucking hill figure or something. Nike... Not Nike with the jeans Levi's or hill figures or something. Some motherfucker who's got way too much money and doesn't even know India exists. Oh, here we go. Um... Ann Taylor, Target, Zara, Bull and Bear uh... said they are not customers and don't have... No, so they don't have it. Target said it's working to get its name off their website. So, they are... These companies are kind of... Yeah. Target said... Listen to that quote. Listen to what Gord just said, okay? Listener, uh... Target is working to get their name off the company's website. Not... Target's denying involvement. Not... Target is saying they had nothing to do with this. Target is working to get their name off their website. That... You missed the first part. Target said they are not customers and don't have a relationship and they are working to get its name off their website and out of their annual reports. And out of their annual... If you're not a customer and you don't have a relationship with them then why are they part of your annual reports and why do you have their name on your website? I... He... Fuck you, Target. I'm glad you failed in Canada. I want Zeller's back. I don't. I don't want Zeller's back. I don't care. Put... Put something else there. Now, the good news... Put a jeans factory there. Let's turn all the old Zeller's stores into jeans factories where people can make ten bucks an hour and not fucking die. Well... And you still make a billion dollars. You just charge an extra ten bucks for a pair of jeans, you fucking idiots. You could actually have standards and have places that don't collapse and burn and all you gotta do is charge ten dollars more and if someone's stupid enough to pay two hundred dollars for a pair of jeans they're stupid enough to pay two hundred ten dollars. So, fucking figure it out. Well, here's the thing, Elmer. You... You literally just said pay somebody ten dollars an hour. Right now, these guys are being paid thirty-five cents an hour. Exactly. Which means... I mean, think about what that cost that they're losing on. No. The cost of jeans would be two thousand dollars easy for a pair of jeans in order to survive. It doesn't have to be. That's just the corporate guys set the prices. They've got nothing to do on what they pay the workers. Fucking disgusting how these people get treated in mostly India but in countries all over the world where these fucking factories exist and these people go to work for thirty-five cents an hour. Mm-hmm. Thirty-five cents an hour thirty-five cents an hour. I'm turning down jobs that are less than twenty-five bucks an hour, right? I don't even look at jobs that are less than twenty-five bucks an hour. I don't... They don't register it. No. I took a beta blocker that blocks anything other than that out of my brain. I have no memory of seeing those postings. Nanded Demon has agreed to pay the families of those kills a reported fourteen thousand dollars each. Well, goody-goody. I hope that fourteen thousand how much was your kid worth? Yeah, fourteen thousand dollars for seven people. My kid's worth a lot more than fourteen thousand dollars. I'll tell you that much. I... I... This... That's the part of the world that just fucking drives me nuts. How do you, in good conscience, do this? How do you operate a company and and smile and wave to your fucking investors and and and just walk around being rich on whatever beach you're at and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and