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The speaker moved to Germany for a new job and is enjoying it except for the lack of familiar food. They experience constipation and ask for help at a local store. They take laxatives and go out for drinks, thinking they will be fine. However, they soon experience a sudden need to use the bathroom. The speaker realizes they should have taken the laxatives earlier. In conclusion, they advise against eating spicy food and recommend taking laxatives early. Hello everyone, so welcome back to my podcast, the reddit post, so today I will be reading um, today I asked a subreddit post, um, bye boy, today I asked a subreddit post for curry while on medication for constipation, okay, so this might be one of the dumbest things I've ever done, I've been kicking myself now, if the memory of it is to cause me physical pain, so basically I moved to Germany a while ago for a job, everything seems great, job pays nicely, nearly twice as much as my old job in my home country, the city is nice, coworkers are friendly, boss likes me, it's a dream come true, the only fly in the weed is the fact that food in my particular relatively small German city is not what I'm used to, I'm stuck in a hotel for three days, not a lot of fresh vegetables, heavy on sausages and bread, not a lot of spices or chili, I'm currently stuck in a hotel without a kitchen until I move into my apartment, which means that I'm stuck with pieces of stuff and eating out, well fair enough, I guess you can't have everything in average food for a couple months being the small price to pay for all the other benefits, anyway, a couple weeks passed and the vigorous of my two-string, two-string diet finally kicked up to me, woke up one morning bloated, and oh, it was a horrible stomach ache, this was just for a day and a night until I realized that I've not had a proper poo since this whole thing, that this is probably down to constipation, well this is a novel experience for me and I don't really know what to do, so I turned to Google, after a quick fix, I head out to my local apothecary and ask for the e-to-us medica-ton-mente-den-gen for stop one, talented lady very kindly sells me some laxatives and for some fiber supplements and sends me on my way, telling me it takes about six hours for the laxatives to take effect, I figure I'll take my dose at last, spend the evening on the bar and then be right by the rain for the weekend, to make sure, extra safe, my dials are well-primed for the evening festivities, I supplement my lunchtime education specials with a mid-afternoon cocktail in Pusan, with some co-workers and extra cocktails, after work, I pick up D-Line from home, not wanting to be caught in public when it all kicks off, stirring up within ten minutes of arriving back at my hotel, I, to my immense demise, open my bottles practically for the first time in thirty-eight hours, I still feel a little bit bloated, but I'm also definitely feeling way way better, to make any time since the past day and a day and a half, so I figure that was the wish of the day, oh dear reader, how I was wrong, go to part two! So there is actually no part two, and in conclusion, do not eat spicy food, also take your laxatives early.
