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DEMO_BLESSYOURHEARTv1

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A man in Canada had his wife arrested after she threw a chicken leg at him. The wife was upset because he was late and drunk. When he yelled at her, she threw the chicken leg. The man called the police, but it seems extreme to put his wife in jail over a chicken leg. You know what time it is, what the sound of this music means. This is where we send out some blessings for whatever craziness someone gets themselves into. So let's get after it. In Canada, a man had his wife of 17 years arrested for assault after she threw a chicken leg in his face. The wife said that she was already upset at the husband because he was an hour late for supper and he came home de-runk-runk. When he came in the house, though, he started yelling at her and the kids and he asked in a mean voice, Where's my chicken, Linda? Linda said, Oh, you want chicken? Here, here's my chicken. And she chucked that leg at his head. He called the cops and the rest is history. But sir, over a chicken leg? You put your lady in the slammer? It wasn't like it was a thigh. The leg has meat on it. That didn't hurt. You did that out of spite. And for that, we're sending you a nice, big bless your heart all the way from Sumter, South Carolina to you over there in Canada.

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