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A group of friends encounter a person named Moor who is scared and running away. They use their abilities to stop him and find out he is part of a group called the Locust. They walk with Moor to a mountain where they meet a woman and her tiki-masked companions. The woman invites them into her throne room. Wicky, wicky, wicky, wicky. What do you guys do? I want to drop a beat after that. Uh, I want to chase this guy. Okay. But not like in an aggro way, like in a friendly way. Like... Like at night when I'm chasing someone in a friendly way. I don't know. Can you give me a persuasion check? To chase somebody in a way that doesn't seem like you're trying to murder them? Or, you could give me a reverse intimidation check. It says I want to fail that? Yeah, it's an intimidation check you want to roll low on. That is a nine. Hey! Hey, wait! I'm a friend! Wait! And with a nine, I'm going to assume you're running with like sword and shield. Yeah, I have a sword and shield. Which is not, I'm sure, helping as this person continues to run. I remember! We were already friends. They keep running. Alright, I'm putting a stop to this. Can I cast Entangle? Oh my god! What does that do? That's friend-shamed. I can grasp leaves and vines from the ground within a twenty foot square starting at a point within range. It's ninety feet. A creature within that area has to succeed a Strength Saving Throw or be restrained by my Entangling Plants. Okay, I'm rolling the Strength Saving Throw. You watch as your plants... What kind of plants are these? Uh, they're just like vines, but they're not spiked vines. You know like in Zelda? Like the big vines that come up from the ground and like... Uh, they're like, uh, you know how Bulbasaur's got the vines? I'm going to keep going to video games for those. For the folks at home, Carlos was waving his hands around like the guy you see outside of a car dealership. Yes, the tentacles come up like big inflatable tube men. Yeah, their tentacles? The vines, they're kind of, they're Earth's tentacles. Just admit you wanted to be tentacles, it's fine. Okay, so these tentacles of grass are up from the earth and they fully wrap around this guy. Uh, totally ensnaring him. Uh, and he, uh, he just hangs in there and he's like... I don't... So he's not facing you guys. I don't want to hurt you. I just, I, I, we took too many risks with the wolf guy. What? There's a wolf in this forest. Yeah, I'll come, we'll get closer. We'll come closer. Do you guys all want to come closer? He's still in danger of like, arms uncomfortable positions and is like, okay, so there's a wolf. Who are you? Who are you? I'm... Moor. Moor what? That, don't, don't say that. That's my name! That sounds like a setup to something. He's going to trick you. I got got by this at Paladin High School. Nice to meet you, Moor. I'm Les. Oh, we have, we have someone named Les too. You have an equal? Les and me fight pretty much on the same level, yeah. No, I mean is there someone named equal. No, that's not, that's not a name. That's true, that's not a name. It absolutely, it absolutely is. If Les is a name, it absolutely is. It could be short, short for Lester. Okay, well what's your name? What's your name? Mine? Yeah, but Les isn't a name. Give her a second, it's hard to remember. I don't, I don't particularly know you. Lester's a name, Lester's my name. Well, Les is Moor. No, Moor is Moor, he's right there, I'm Les. Well, you're Les, but Les, Les isn't Les. I'm somewhat of a Moor myself, I'm Moordred. Oh, nice to meet you, Moordred. I'm in pain right now. Yeah, I'll let you down, I'll let you down. We're not here to hurt you. Yeah, I, yeah. Oh, they drop out of the vines. This is our friend Ong, and I show him our stick. I threw Ong into the... You threw the stick. Yeah, I threw the stick. The stick you left in the forest. We left the stick behind, we left Ong behind. It's been a hundred years. We need him. Now that we're closer, can we tell if they're wearing the mask, or it's just their face looks like a mask? It looks, I'll give this one to you, it looks like they're wearing a mask. Okay. Like, the mask itself has, like, straps leading around the back, they've got a foot on to hide, like, hair and stuff. And you see, uh, they have two horns that, like, protrude forwards and then up. Okay. Okay. This seems like the locust. Oh, yeah, that's, that's us. Hi, what's up? Oh, we were looking for you. Yeah. Wait! Oh, that's, we were looking for you! What? We are looking for you, sorry. Who do you think we are? Why are you looking for us? You're humans, in the forest. We're getting around. And that's good. And? We're all the humans in the forest. That's us. Huh. I think... How many of us are human, is it just me? I mean, a half? Yeah. Out of the five of us currently here, yes. Oh, human, human, no way, you all... Les, back me up! Yeah, that's, we're all, we're all human. We're all human. Okay, well, but... Some of us more than others. Don't understand what that means, but I see that you're enough, and I understand it. Because I think that, that is more than enough. No, I am more, you're enough. Guys, I'm getting awfully confused. Yeah, let's check to the chase. Did you drop your sticks, buddy? What's going on? You're spooked? Yes! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! I'm spooked! You're spooked? Yeah, sorry, you startled me. I wasn't expecting to see you here. Yeah, I was collecting firewood, uh... But I've got you now, this is better. I'll, I'll take you guys. Okay. Um, cause we're just trying to, we're trying to get beyond the mountain, and it wasn't getting closer. And that was closer, I think? Yeah, the forest is weird. Well, take us with you more. Thanks. And we'll see if less is enough. No. Oh, god, I'm not doing this again. More starts walking up. Yeah, as we walk more. Now, not that I'm the most, you know, I'm just going to ask out, right? And we're all friends here, right? You wouldn't, you wouldn't like, like you're taking us to people who aren't going to hurt us, right? It's been a wild day and a half for me. Then we're better than firewood. Yeah, but we might be better than firewood and more lightable than firewood. Are you going to light us on fire, little man? Or do something bad to us? I'm not lighting you on fire. Are you going to do something that's going to harm us in some way, shape, or form? I, I don't know. I, I, I don't. What do your people want with us? I, I, I don't know. We're here. They're there. I'm not them. Cause you're more. I'm more. And I'm more dread. And that's enough for me. Alright, let's go. And you all keep walking. I hate this already. We've descended into an abacus bellow bit. Well, the gang's all here, so. Gang's all here. Uh, you guys walk up the mountain, uh, with Moore. Uh, Moore singing a jaunty little tune, uh, under his breath. Um, pretty happy. Uh, just like loves looking around. Big smile on his face. Checks back that you guys are following him a couple times. And then keeps walking. What's this tune sound like? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Like that. That's pretty jaunty. That's very jaunty. You guys walk up to a set of big double doors. Moore turns around to you all and goes, Um, okay, I've got to go in here. Uh, can I have you all wait a minute? Just so I make sure everything's ready. Okay. Hey, Moore. Okay. I trust you. Okay. I trust you. Is there anything we shouldn't be doing as we're waiting? Honestly, you can kind of do whatever you want. That's the beauty of the locust. What do you want to do? Do it. You guys are all about, like, freedom here? Yeah, in a sense. Hey, I'm a paladin oath of freedom. I think that's pretty cool. Just saying, you know. Yo! Freedom. Freedom's awesome. I love freedom. Freedom, pretty cool. This is a great, great word association, Idaho. Well, we'll see you in a bit. See you in a bit, Moore. They get into the double doors and leave you all alone out here for a couple minutes. Well, that went more or less okay. That was great. Idiot. Well enough, at least. I'm going to hide in a tree just in case they come out with a lot of guys. There are no trees this high up on the mountains. Actually, there is a tree line about, like, 60 feet back if you want. Is there anything for me to hide behind? Me? I stand really imposingly. I, like, hold out my arms. Okay. I hide behind. I try to stealth behind, Idaho. How well does that work? Give me a stealth check with triple disadvantage. But I can help with this, right? You're helping in a way. You're imposing at third disadvantage. Okay. 15, 20, and 28. So that's a 15. Doran pretty much disappeared. You all know Doran's there. Doran's pretty hidden with a 15. Excellent. You walked into the wrong mountain, motherfucker. Now, Idaho, don't move. I start hyperventilating. The door's open. Two. Oh, okay. All three of you, come on in. I'm, like, inching forward while holding pose. I'm creeping along behind him. Just to clarify, he's holding the door open. So as you guys go by, are you rotating your body? Yeah, absolutely we are. We're matching his gaze. That's right. Doran stays Superman pose. Or Idaho, right along the way, making a wall as we pass. As you pass, you first walk face forward into a grand room within this mountain. A red rug covers the area from the doorway to what appears to be like a throne room. I guess the throne is a better way to put it. It's a room on which an older woman sits with a mask on and around her sit on either side. Sorry, stand on either side. Six well-robed, tiki-masked, horned humanoids. Varying different horn styles. Varying different robes, but all pretty just dark kind of browns and blacks. The woman looks at you all, a sap in one hand, and points at you all with a gold-coated finger. And points at you all and gestures for you all to come closer into the room. Wow, I feel severely underdressed. I mean, if the animals weren't nice, maybe they'll be nice. Maybe it's like roles are reversed here. Ordred, is this the big woman? Oh no, the big woman is way bigger than her. No offense. I think you can say that. Does anybody else recognize these people, her, anything? Anybody who wants to can do a perception check to see what they recognize. I guess I asked a question. I could do it. I guess I'm still behind Idaho. Yeah, you see the back of the room. Whoa. Eighteen plus zero, so eighteen. I rolled an eight, so I don't think I perceive anything. Which seems right. I'm a little distracted right now. Yeah, you're trying to keep pose. Okay, I think I'm going to step out of stealth. I don't know if this is helping me. It's certainly not helping Idaho. You watch as you step out of stealth. Moore, who opens the doors for you guys, now closes them behind you and makes direct eye contact with you as you step out of Idaho's shadow. I give him a polite nod. Polite nod back. He says verbally. And a wink. And another wink. Love it. What does eighteen get? An eighteen. An eighteen on a perception check. Serafina, that is a good roll. You notice something strange. You recognize a pair of beautiful, magnificent horns. And all the horns in this room are all varying. You have some goat ram horns that go out to the side and curl back in. You have some gazelle horns that shoot out in one direction. You have some antler bucks. But there's a pair of horns that you recognize almost immediately, but wrong. The last you saw Hope's horns, how tall would you say they were? Oh, no. Her horns were probably about a foot and a half long each. Standing near the old woman, a locust stands about five foot seven with two foot long horns that remind you significantly of Hope's horns. I felt it too tall for Hope. And sorry, her name is Near? What does the inside of this room look like? Okay, well, Near, Far, whoever you are, I... It's a decadent green throne room with hues of brown and wooden tables. It appears to be a throne room that also operates definitely as just kind of another room during other hours. Not like super fancy? No, it's nice enough, but it's not super wonderful. The walls are all cave wall, just a single cloud of stone. It's sort of a multi-purpose slash throne room. You have like the gym, like the gymnasium, like jungle gym equipment in the back, like every gym... There's some weights, yeah. Like the elementary school gymnastics section that they can pull out once a year. Some medicine balls. How far away are we from the throne and any of those people, specifically the one that looks kind of like Hope? Forty-five feet away from the old woman, who's probably like five feet away from Hope, so thirty feet away from Hope. Okay, Seraphine, are you okay? You look rattled. I... I... I... Guys, I think that might be Hope underneath one of the masks. And I turn my attention to the old lady with the gold finger. And I say, may we approach? You may! She's beckoning for us to approach, right? Yeah, her finger is still like, it's like, yes! Please! And I book it, like, down the steps as quick as I can without tripping. As you run into like the main part of the throne room, and as you approach, she says, halt! Can you give me a wisdom saving throw? Sure. Red light. Uh-oh. It's a seven minus one, so a six. Six. Her words wash over you, and you feel yourself magically stopped in the middle of the room. Okay. And she goes, wait! And says, you all also approach! Yes! Yes! I go forward to stand with Seraphine. Yeah, I like John. Yeah, me too. Nothing else magical that she does, she just, you all approach, she goes. So I'm physically stopped, but I can still talk and stuff, yeah? And see, I'm not like... And after a couple seconds, you kind of, you feel your body kind of go back into its own, as all your friends rejoin you. Weird. Please don't rush at me. Sorry, it wasn't actually you, it was... I turn to the person I think is Hope. You! Hope? Is that you? You see these locusts on either side of the old woman all stare at you all with no expression in their eyes. And lips. Flat. And the old woman goes, I don't know who you think that is or was, but you are here now! Do you therefore even begin to comprehend where you are? Honestly, not at all. No. I have so many questions. For about a day and a half, nothing I believed was real, so no. We are in a forest mountain. That only gets closer one way. This one speaks truth. You are in not a forest, you are in THE forest. And you are not in A mountain, you are in THE mountain. Ah, you poor people. You still cling to your past and your future, but you are in a new place. I propose that you join us, locusts. As one of us. What does that entail? Oh, sorry. I raised my hand. Put somebody else's hand up and so I go to them. What is your name? Oh, I'm Mordred Wilhelm. Your name is Mordred Wilhelm. I'm actually going to refer to Sarah, you know, I feel like you're coming at me really strong. And her name is Sarah Fina. Yeah. Sarah Fina, go ahead. Thanks, Mordred. What does becoming a locust entail? What have you... Locusts, not locusts. Locusts. So we're clear. What does becoming a locust entail? What have these people done or undergone? You will be come down as a swarm. Swarm to what? Now swarm, like a bunch of bugs. We're trying to keep the motif. But you're not locusts. Explicitly not locusts. But it really feels like you're trying to, like, keep everything about it except for the tea. She hides a really cool medallion she has with, like, a locust symbol that also has, like, a point in the center. She, like, kind of tucks it away. It's got wings on it. And she's like, silence! Give me a wisdom saving throw. Okay. For me? Yeah, it's just you. Okay, okay. Give me a second. I can do this. That'll be a 10. Idaho is silenced. What do the rest of y'all say? Put my hand up. I put my hand up again. You put your hand up. Okay, so I understand that you guys are locusts and there's a swarm. I love bugs. I love all animals. What does that mean for us? Like, are we, are you guys, like, really about, you know, the whole swarm lifestyle or how does that work? Yeah, that's a good question. I put my hand up. How do y'all feel about free will? Free will? Very pro. We believe in doing, in truth, whatever you want. I don't know, like, gestures at his mouth and, like, what the fuck? All right. You may speak. Kind of fucked up, bro. All right. Serafina, you have your hand up. Yeah. This is a two-part question. One, how do you feel about TIE's minds? And two, do you mean doing whatever you want, as in whatever we want, because you are not your own and it's actually just a collective entity and therefore you only do what you want, not what I want? You're asking far too complicated a question, but it's simple. You are you. I am me. We live together here in this mountain to make things easier on the life outside that aren't us. Animals are free. They're the freest things they can be. They've got no burden. Yeah. But we are not. We're not. We're burdened by past. We're burdened by future. We're burdened by so much. And so willingly, you may remove the burden and become one of us and you do what you want, she points at a person and goes, that's Boze. Boze loves bones. Boze goes out, collects bones, likes looking at them. I don't know. I don't dig into what he does. Is that right, Boze? Yes. Okay, I want to, okay, hold on. Is everyone here in this thing just missing a letter in their name? Oh, no. Is that what's happening here? Oh, no. Oh, no. How do you spell Boze, madam? Also, what's your name? O-S-E? I don't have a name. Idaho, stop grilling the elder. You may call me Queen of the Swarm. Not a queen in any way that really matters, but I am the queen of the swarm. The swarm of locusts. Idaho. That's what I'm thinking. Idaho. It matters. You're asking us to join it. Well, I'm the leader, but it's not a monarchy. Idaho is your scratch. Itching, you've got another queen amidst you all. You're right, you're right. You're going to kill me and be the kill. You're going to be number two, lady. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 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