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Chris So, hello. I'm Chris Baldwell. I'm Mason Gines. And this is The Blunt Truth. The Blunt Truth. I can't do it. And this is going to be our first podcast of the series. Well, one-fifth series, but I guess. Who knows? Who knows what we're going to do with it? Yeah. I don't know. There's definitely going to be a lot of episodes. There's a lot of lore. A lot of lore. A lot of lore. That's been spoken upon. I'm going to briefly talk about childhood. So, I was born and raised in Little Rock, Arkansas. Me as well. I went to Roberts Elementary. Me as well. And I also went to Pinnacle View Middle School. I'm also down there too. Yeah. So, we've grown up in Little Rock, Arkansas, most of our lives. We're 18. Okay, nigga. You sound like a robot. We're 18. But, so, yeah. Little Rock. It's Central High School. Shut the fuck up. Little Rock. What would you say Little Rock on a scale of 1 to 10 is to you? Probably like negative 1. I was going to give it like a 5 at least. Okay, honestly. Honestly, like a 5. Honestly, if you know where to go, 7. If you're like. It's kind of dead now. I'm not aware of it. If you've got like no motion. Not motion like. Most of the time. Not even. You just got to know like places. Like underground places. It's not that big. It's really not. Little Rock's just, it's lame. However, Fayetteville, where we're going to college. University of Arkansas. There's many. There's going to be many, many smoke spots up there. Oh my goodness gracious. I'm looking at the green trees right now. I made it look so beautiful. I cannot wait. I want to be surrounded. But, yeah. That's where we're going to college. But, we're going to start off this first episode. I'm going to say first episode. I call this a preview to the first episode. What? I'm not going to say anything. I'm just letting you talk. But, yeah. So. I'm going to skip freshman year. Because that's been a soggy. No one remembers shit that happened freshman year. Freshman year was like. A relevant year. No one cares. It was an NPC year. Literally, it was. It wasn't real. I can't explain it. However. If you're watching this podcast. And, you know us. You would understand. So. You would. I. It was. It's the only treasure you could keep. Is behind my freshman year. Yeah. It was. It's pretty AI. However, sophomore year. The summer. The summer after freshman year. Is when it really. You know. Went down. We had this one big spring group. A lot of girls. A lot of guys. A lot of Julians. A lot of people. Went over to. Noah's. And, Jacob's. And, Jacob's. All the time. May. Should we talk about December 24th? 2023? Later. Later. But, we haven't. That's literally. We're not there yet. Or was that 2023? It was 2022. It was 2022. But, um. You know. That summer. We hung out as a group. All the time. Went out. Like, every day. And, show them in. Did a lot of shit. That was really fun. Um. Actually. Let's give a. Brief recap. Of senior year. Oh, God. Brief recap. Senior year. I gotta scroll all the way down. My photos. No. I have no memory. So. I'll. I'll talk about my. Brief recap. I guess. I don't know. Some recaps are briefly. Um. So, August. Really. Um. California. Was in August. I know. Cali in August? Yeah. August 6th through 10th. Oh, yeah. That is true. It was the beginning of August. LA. Santa Monica. We went to. We went to beautiful California. Holy. Oh, my God. Everyone is a dick, though. I know. Fuck the California. Sorry. Fuck California. It's so uncommon. No hospitality, whatsoever, man. But. California was fucking amazing. We also went to Beijing. Oh, my God. Wait. Remember when we were in. Uh. East LA. Yeah. Can we talk about that? About what happened. Oh. Okay. Okay. So, we're about to drop some crazy lore. Alright. So. This all starts out. The day. Let me. Where did we go? We went to. Oh. Hold on. I gotta. Let me get this right. I think we went to the Hollywood sign, right? Yeah. Dude, we fucking fuck at this shit. 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