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We have to do the intro again. We are. We are going to have a podcast where we record things. No way. Um. We have the four, the failure fours and Blaney. The failure one. If you don't know who the failure fours are, it's McKenna, Carson, Wyatt, Dylan. Carson's me. I'm speaking in the third person. Um. You belong in my third person. Okay. So, yesterday, me and Carson won the Think Pink award. Oh yeah, we did. I got. Oh yeah, did I not. Did I say this on the mic? This is like the first time I've ever wanted to listen to. This is the first time I've ever wanted to listen to any like, you know, pop. Tuesdays and Thursdays. No, like, mess up. Yes, every day, yes. We have like about like 15 minutes. Why is this sitting here? It picks up the mic. You can hear what's going on in the mic. I don't even wear these half the time. I have them around my neck the entire time I do this. I gave you a. Oh my god, you're so loud. Okay, so we're going to start into top five. Delaney's going to be in her top five major, and then the rest of the four are going to be the peanut gallery. Yep. This is probably how it's going to happen every time we have a guest, is the guest is going to do top five, and then the rest of the four will just kind of. Thumb it up. Facebook. We'll make some funny comments. We'll be funny, which is really helpful. Okay, so Delaney, get to your face. Thanks, McKenna. Okay. Are you okay? What movie? I don't know what she said. I don't know what she said. I know what she said. I know what she said. I don't know. Sorry. McKenna, go get my computer. Huh? Computer, please. I can't say that one. I know that Cameron Boyce does. That's why they're not doing a fifth one. No, there isn't a fourth one. They're doing a fourth one. Well, the guy that plays Parlous. Okay, we're recording again. The sentence three just has some of the worst musical numbers. And they are making a fourth one. They're just going to make it look like Parlous dies. I don't know. It's sad, though. Did you know the girl who plays Evie was dating the guy who plays Parlous? Evie, um, Sophia Kerman? Yeah, Sophia Carson. Carson, yeah. What? What do you need? What do you need? It's basically a movie version of New McKenna. Yeah. But just hair. Oh. Because that's what the original name was. It's not my fault. They forced me to change it. Actually, you guys both have brown hair. Oh. What if I just... No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm taking this out. Okay, I'll put it in my pocket. No, you're going to grab it out. What? Elon Musk as an example. My saliva is probably... Okay, Dilley, what's your fourth? Wait, that was not the first. I'm a... Stop it, Wyatt. Oh, my gosh. I'm just going to say I'm sorry. Okay. We're recording, so they know what you just said, but okay. What did you just say? They said incanto. You've got to say it right, Wyatt. It's not incanto. You can't force me to say it like that. It's incanto. That's literally how you pronounce it. It's not incanto. It's incanto, you stupid. You're the most American person ever. You can't call people stupid on this podcast again. Can I leave? Okay, then you're done. I'm done. What are you doing? Okay, what did you say? Incanto? Incanto, yeah. Take your headphones back, McKenna. We didn't talk about incanto. Somebody else take your headphones. Carson, take your headphones. I don't want headphones. I don't want them either. Well, I didn't know anybody would. That's what I was actually going to say. I was actually going to say that. I was actually going to say that. I've never watched the movie. I don't think I've watched it. I haven't watched either of the live actions or the original. I'm recording again. Cut my hair. Guardians of the Galaxy. Okay, yeah. Oh, which one? There are like 30. I'm pretty sure that is. Oh, yeah. Two. I don't remember any of them because I watched all three in the same day. I just don't remember which one's the live action. Can I just say, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 1 was decent. Volume 3 was... Volume 2 was very good. Volume 3 was the biggest letdown in a Marvel movie. It was very way better. I haven't watched Volume 2. I'm not sure if I have enough. You were talking about Volume 2. I think so. As far as I'm aware. In Volume 3, they have this whole thing to save Rocket. They're trying to save them and then they all just leave. That one was actually depressing. Because who in the Marvel Universe Animal Cruelty was in the movie. What is my first? Always great intros. Just choose a movie. What's your first? Say something. I haven't even watched this movie. What? I have watched it. I watched it when I was little and all I can remember is him sitting under a tree. I haven't watched it either. I literally watched it. I remember him bouncing on his tail. I haven't watched a Disney movie so sick. I remember Tigger bouncing on his tail and Eeyore just sitting there. Emergency room. I don't know which one it is. I've never watched it. I don't like Pirates of the Caribbean. She gets taken in by these pirates who are actually like dead and they're zombies. And then we have to turn them all back to real so they don't die. There's zombies in Pirates of the Caribbean? Well, we're running out of time. They're like zombie Pirates of the Caribbean. It's 8 12. It's gonna take two minutes. You can't read a clock that's made out of numbers. No, we had three minutes. It wasn't even three, it was four. You have to teach me how to read a clock. We had eight minutes. You learned that in third grade. No, we learned it in first grade. I learned it in second. You learned it in fourth grade? I learned it in first grade. I learned it in third. I learned it in first grade. I learned it in third. I was singing a song and he unpaused it. It's not my fault. Because we get copyright striped. Yay! I don't think they'd copyright a bunch of it. We're weird kids for being kids. We hate to say it. He's built like a brick. He's weird because that's how she was made. I look like a mannequin and I've asked my mom and she's like, no. Okay, let's talk about the pink award. So, pink turtle. I like how the scale went from just up and down to purple turtle. I wonder what these two different things are. Forget purple turtle, now it's pink turtle. Okay, let's just record. We are recording. Purple turtle. That's what we're going to name this episode. No, it's not. Why is Dylan hiding in the corner? Because sometimes he does that. What do you mean? He never does that. Oh, like at church when we were in the children's series? I mean, you crawl up behind chairs and rock back and forth until the songs were over. I'll be back. I do that in my bed every night rocking myself to sleep. Is that sad? Crying yourself to sleep? It is sad. I know. They started playing some really loud music that was quite irritating, so me and Lainey just sat behind the chairs and rocked back and forth. Let's talk about any religious stuff. Youth group isn't that bad. We're not going to just talk about the lesson we learned in there. We're going to talk about the games we played. We played Ninja and I was the first one out. We also played Werewolf and I was the first one out. We also played Spoons and I was the first one out. Werewolf is basically a mock-up. But like a card game. When we played Ninja you all fell asleep and then he calls like, Werewolf, wake up, and then you both have to agree on who you are and nibble the dough off of. What? And they got cursed and burned. This is the funniest thing. There's like a person in our group who has a weird obsession with Toad. She's about the most 13-year-old person you'll ever meet. Is it you? Yeah, McKenna knows exactly who that is. I can't say her name though. I wish I could say her name. But, I mean, no one in the crew would know them. So I guess I could just say Sarah. Sarah! She has a weird obsession with it. It's weird. She makes a lot of jokes about it. When she first came into a group chat with me all she was saying was Toad. I'm not questioning her. That's a question. One time I asked her sister I went to 11 o'clock at night and they just started talking on the group chat. One time I asked her sister how much they talk about Toad. How much she talks about Toad. And she goes, well, I don't know. One day I went to go talk to her about something and we ended up in a two-hour conversation about Toad. And I was like, okay, yeah, that's fun. But anyway, Caleb says Caleb says the werewolf was going to nibble off someone's toes and everyone goes, Sarah! It's Sarah! And he starts dying. And then it's a joke that any time that I die first it's Sarah. And it was actually Sarah though. It was actually Sarah. Yeah, it was. When I died first and they said they were going to nibble off their toes everyone was accusing Sarah. No one actually voted for Sarah because they were just saying it as a joke. When all the villagers woke up he said, unfortunately, Carson has fewer toes. And I want to say the joke that I made, but it involves a name. Yeah, you can't say any even if you did say the name. It's a recording, y'all. Have a date. Have a date. Please, just have a date.